#joke doesnt really work

[muckyschmuck]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARFSGYH

#WHATS THE CHEAPEST KIND OF MEAT #THEYRE UNDER A .... #fawn #joke doesnt really work #sorry for drawing that like taht sorry #once again there are definielyet no alternate gayer versions of this image. #SCREAMS #BYE #my art #suggestive #oc art #digital art #pastor packing bye im gone #I SPELLED FAWN WTONG #FAUN #FUCK OFF

[feelo-fick]

miscellaneous au doodles + a VERY self indulgent song lyric comic :D

+ extra evil comic below the cut :

"chil!" "don't look at me like that..."

#ill be honest this is all so self indulgent that its embarrassing but whatever. peace and love. i will live my truth #yes the song lyric comic is childhood friends t4t chilchuck + his wife. what of it. #yes i also put chilaios. SUE ME OKAY #anyways im really proud of that first comic i think i did the format justice #also to the fellow filipinos out there i salute to you all #if anyone who doesnt speak filipino google translates the song and talks to me about it i will uhhhhhh. kiss you <- joking #(BUT I DO ENCOURAGE TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT I WILL SCREAM) #now time for actual tags #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #<- technically #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #should i tag his wife? ill tag his wife #chilchuck's wife #laios touden #not gonna tag the others in the first comic cause theyre not the focus #chilaios #<- feed on angst with me. play with me in this space. #by the by im slightly dissatisfied with how i drew that evil comic i think it looks a little weird but i love the concept of it #i mean none of you have any context except for my friend whos working on this au with me but. i prommy that its good #oh yeah i should probably tag this au huh #[ tragedy au ] #<- dont worry about the name. d. dont worry about it. #PRAYING BEGGING PLEADING THAT THIS WILL POST PROPERLY THIS TIME

[200llbun]

Au where Dipper is deadass blind (working at the library) and cannot see the tall lanky monster thingy in front of him and just kinda assumes it's a human - he knows somethings a bit off about the guy, but he stops his assumptions there bc it's rude and he got over his paranormal phase years ago. (He didn't)

#billdip #digital art #dipper pines #gravity falls #author #fanfic #art #mlm #bill cipher #au #fanart #inspo from frankinsteins monster (idk if i spelled that right) bc the og book had a blind dad talk to the monster #of course the guys family walked in on them talking and screamed bloody fuck and kinda shoo'ed the monster away #except in this au Bill wasnt really created he just kinda always lived and lurked to stalk humans and make deals since thats his food #kinda? #might change that though idk if I'll ever actually write it since I've been unmotivated w billdip for awhile #also dippers family doesnt shoo Bill away bc he lives alone #Pacifica tries to. But. Well that doesn't rlly work out that well #she tells Dipper that the guys a literal fucking illuminati monster taller than his door #dipper just kinda shrugs her off bc shes joked about shit he cant see being a monster and hes kinda over it by then #the girl cries wolf on her end #dip secretely wishes it to be true bc its been his sick fantasy ever since he was a teen #call him dorky or sick. he wont care #fanfics about monster fuckung had drilled into his mind #hes corrupted #in a good way #join the dark side dipper🤲 #k bye

[turtletoria]

my favorite wordgirl character, jerma

#turtlearts #wordgirl #wg #jerma #dr two brains #steven boxleitner #ok funny story. my lockscreen is fanart of jerma right #and my mama saw it and said is this the guy you like? and i was like :D YAS ITS JERMA 985 MY FAVORITE GUY #and my mama was like oh is that the guy you draw all the time? and i was like draw all the time?? i havent really drawn jerma all that much- #WAIT. OH. OHHHH..... #my mama confused steven with jerma. i exploded #but also yeah i see the similarity so much #ive come to the conclusion that i like 1 (one) kind of white guy and theyre weird and funny guys that have a rodent motif #jerma and steven and will wood are all the same to me. sorry #jerma is the rats rats we are the rats guy. 2 brains is self explanatory. will wood has lovely pet rats. #and he sings about them. his new album even has the rat motif and i love love tomcat disposables argggghhh #oogh. i want a pet rat. lovely creatures #also why do i keep putting so much effort into what should otherwise be low effort memes???????? its driving me insane #it makes the joke unfunny and the payoff doesnt equal the amt of work that went into it!!!!!!!!! arrrrgggghhh #i literally spent so many hours on the burger one and i hate it so much. cries

[todayisafridaynight]

kamurocho 3k plan if it was drafted by a bl author or whatever

inspo

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza series #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #daigo dojima #ryo aoki #masato arakawa #masadai #snap sketches #PLEASE I PQRTD THE OG AS A JOKE BUT THEN MY MUTUAL AND I STARTED GIGGLING MORE BOUT IT SO #I LEGALLY HAD TO my ass be like Masato Doesnt Really Use Violence Does He #my brain immediately coming back with the two (2) instances he held a gun Actually This Joke Still Works If We Try #i also legally had to finishi this cause i really like how i drew aokis face....... idk LMAO #give me credit at least i didnt spend more than an hour on this #originally it was gonna be 2000s masadai but then i was like. lmao wait #IT STILL WORKS THIS WAY THO AND ITS FUNNIER LOWKEY #twenty years later they still on this bullshit. in my delusions of course #breaking: cringe ex-emos get back together for the 18th time after 20 years after politically-charged shootout #ok im leaving bye. maybe ill sketch somethin Not insane LMAO

[wildstar25]

What physical part(s) of Arsay does her partners find the most attractive! Is it the same for all partners or does it differ between them?

(also optional bonus ask of what part(s) of/about Arsay generally do they love the most, physical or not!)

Meanwhile, if you were to ask the same of Arsay:

#ffxiv #wolship #g'raha tia #y'shtola rhul #wolgraha #wolshtola #y'shtola x wol #arsay nun #graharshtola #y'shtola calling arsay a pain in her side is very much an affectionate thing btw #and i couldnt pass up the joke of g'raha giving the sweet gentlemanly response only for yshtola to be like 'tits tbh' #her defaulting to an answer that would probably stop the conversation before she has to talk to much about her deeper feelings imo #i have. a lot of feelings about yshtola and arsay's friendship #someone who is constantly trying to build walls between herself and others vs someone who desperately wants to form real connections #its not a 'wearing that person down' type situation either #just one lonely person seeing another lonely person and hoping that they could be less lonely together #or that she could at least bring some cheer to #and idk yshtola strikes me as the type to have been like 'if they want to be my friend they have to work for it' #which arsay certainly did #i could ramble on and on how their friendship lines up so well with yshtolas character development but theres a limit to these tags #so just look at how cute shtola is with the slightest blush on her cheeks #graha is a much more complicated topic since he went from Extreme adoration to I want to be her friend but I dont think im good enough #to 100% Hero worship again to Shes my hero and I love her to Shes a person and I love her #to I love Arsay. Even the parts she can't love in herself. I will love all of her till my dying breath. #he thinks shes the most beautiful person in the world and the most important thing in his life #but he now knows how insane she's been about being everyone's hero and he really doesnt want to feed that beast #so hes trying to build her up in other ways #focusing more on the adventuring side than the saving the world side #and then there is arsay who loves so much about her partners and is in capable of narrowing it down to any one thing so its #'here let me list everything that comes to mind right now' with 0 shame or filter

[sparklyslug]

Ted Lasso steddie au. NO I WILL NOT EXPLAIN FURTHER.

#okay I will #Eddie the somewhat well known semi-barely-celebrity DM whose gone viral a few times #can’t decide if Steve is the owner of the soccer team trying to torpedo the thing to punish Brenner #or the sexy journalist who is like hey quick question is this a FUCKING JOKE??? #dealers choice #sparkly originals #steddie as she goes boys #stranger things au #it doesn’t really work if you dig deeper but GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT HAVE TO

[green-tea-lemonade]

somehow when he tells the puns its always funnier

#art #digital art #procreate #homestuck #solnep #nepeta leijon #sollux captor #sollux gets em by being goofy and it works every damn time #nep always bursts into a little giggle fit from his puns and jokes because while she can make some good ones he perfects them #and he does a little eyebrow wiggle with it which gets her really good too #i can imagine nep can get him to laugh really good by turning up her sass levels 10x and its very obvious she learns from him #yes he is a nerd and a loser but thats part of the charm #they can make each other so much worse your honor its fantastic and they wouldnt give that up for the world #i love nep giving him constant smewches but damn if when he doesnt return some of those she doesnt curl up in a ball of blush #their first kiss she was still extremely blushy after like 2 hours and sollux doesnt stop teasing her about it

[petricorah]

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#i have two comics that are close to done and dont know which one to finish #ones oblivious pining and the others joking about dating the blue spirit #also i have tickets to see the ATLA concert tomorrow?!? im so excited #ahh i have so many zukka comics planned but im not sure which one to start on next #ones a longer post canon one about sokka drinking cactus juice and confessing and zuko doesnt know how to say he feels the same when sokka #puts his life on the line for him #another is the 'do you regret it' betrothal one thats not really angsty #one's a redo of my tea shop au with sokka being the college kid who comes in to work lte at night #ones a canon one about zuko getting sick and not knowing how to trust the gaang #i really like that one but its not really shippy #and then more. so. many more that i dont know which to start #hajsjdj #notmyart #CRAP I NEED TO SET UP MY STORE #i might just accept that maybe ill take a loss this first time and do it before i cant anymore. just do the easiest platform and just Go

[mushed-kid]

there’s a norwegian saying that goes “det finnes ikke dårlig vær, bare dårlig klær” which basically translates to “there’s no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing”, and we take that shit serious cause why is there literally a hurricane coming in tonight and they’re still not closing my school for one day. ONE SINGLE DAY

#jesus #like i dont get why not #we dont got snowdays no nothing ever #just let us work from home bro #and it’s already slippery as fuck and ice everywhere #it doesnt really feel that serious but the news said its nothing to joke about #and theyve shut down a lot of other schools where its already hit #so idk maybe it wont hit that hard here i guess #i just dont wanna go to school tomorrow okay #alexa cue here comes the hurricane bitch

[echo-s-land]

The other day I was at a supermarket and I saw it.

I saw... 'Papa' instead of 'Daddy' written on the sugar.

They translated it.

THEY LOST THE JOKE.

#sugar papa???SUGAR PAPA???? IT DOESNT WORK #papa en sucre ? does it even work ? it doesnt sound like it. Is it really the french equivalent ? doubt X #'because we're 100% french!' yeah !? then keep the joke! #upthebaguette #french side of tumblr #quelle indignité #edit: now im pissed at myself to not have taken a picture #to show yall

[nolongerexistingsadcatface]

Ok yes America hating the cold is funny (eh) BUT. have you considered that I like the imagery of an America sitting alone in the forest in the bleak mid-winter landscape of an east coast woods, all alone in both body and mind, agonizing over her seeming doom to be stuck in the throes of loneliness for all eternity?

#aph nyo america #aph america #i want engagement <3 #secret confession i actually hate that canonically america doesnt do well in the cold #it gives too much ammo to the west coasters (villains) who can’t let my poor baby alfred be the east coast girl he truly is #also in a broader sense i feel like it creates a weird divide in both the portrayal of america and the connection he has with his country #as its representation #america is one of the most climate diverse countries in the entire world and i feel like making the REPRESENTATION OF AMERICA not be able t #handle a large majority of his country’s climate is an Odd choice and creates an unfortunate barrier between american culture #and the way it’s portrayed in hetalia #imo one of the most amazing parts of the geography of the us is its ability to be a metaphor for the american people #so insanely diverse and fundamentally different and completely irreconcilable—but it works anyways. #the land works together anyways //we// work together anyways we become one anyways despite what any and all logic dictates #what any and all logic DEMANDS #so for america to not be able to represent that cohesion + community—and in fact represent an intense and almost INNATE complete inability #to even try being accepting of and embracing our differences—is just.. not something I like + insinuates a very odd view of American cultur #my eyes are shutting as i type this im so tired #sorry if this is horribly written rip #i see this a lot in the hetalia fandom (IK I JUST DID IT IN THIS POST LMAO BUT I SWEAR I DO IT AS A JOKE; I REALLY DO APPRECIATE THE WEST #COAST AND AM FULLY AWARE OF ITS ROLE IN THE US CULTURE AND FUNCTION) where people write alfred as being almost hostilely exclusionary??? #towards certain areas of america—city al who doesn’t like the country; country al who doesn’t like the newfangled cities; northerner al #who hates the southerners (because theyre poor + dont fit the author’s view of respectable people BUT THATS FOR A DIFFERENT POST);southerne #al who hates the northerners—and it’s all very gross to me. america is not—at its core—a country/culture founded on separation!! our ideals #are based on being—at our most basic—separate multi-faceted individuals who COME TOGETHER!! as one because of common ideals and love #E PLURIBUS UNUM!!!!!! #ok im done gn

[shitpostingkats]

Some pride flags colorpicked from the Yusaku Fujiki And His Two Murderbots family.

#listen. sometimes family is you‚ your partner who happens to be the last of an ai race‚ and your romba that he decided to adopt as a sibling #and a guy who runs a hotdog truck‚ and his brother‚ and this random jock you found #as usual‚ feel free to use-ual #that joke doesnt really work in writing #feel free to use #icons #pride flags #trans #transgender #genderfluid #ace #aro #asexual #aromantic #nonbinary #yugioh #vrains #yugioh vrains #ygo vrains #yusaku fujiki #ai #ai vrains #roboppi #roboppy

[sketchy-tour]

Not me absolutely realizing just how much I draw Dandy with Wally and not really any of the other puppets. I swear I do think of how Dandy interacts with the other puppets besides Wally. I even have a few silly interaction sketches and such of Dandy with the others. My brain just likes to hyperfixate on Wallaford a bit too much, so my Wally stuff is what gets lined and colored. Fjsjfjsjs

Like, for random example, Howdy and Dandy have a sort of odd social relationship in that Howdy's loud salesman attitude combined with him being so massive sort of intimidates Dandy a lot. So they struggle to really talk to the giant caterpillar man. Not helped with the fact Dandy isn't exactly a performer, so paying for their items is a bit of a struggle. I like to think Dandy has a 'tab' that they keep having Howdy put their purchases on, and eventually they have to drag Barnaby to the Bodega with them to help pay it off. I also like to think Howdy never agreed to having this tab for Dandy, Dandy just sort of walked out one day mid paying for an item and shouted "Put it on my tab!" And it's been a thing since. It only makes Howdy just a LITTLE frustrated, but Dandy always ends up making a solid attempt to pay. Eventually.

#text post #welcome home oc #just rambling #Dandy Leon #Dandy is a bit of a shy dork and the big catterpillar frightens them #I also like to imagine when theyre at Howdy's with Barnaby that they have a bad habit of trying to hide behind the big silly dog #try and make him do all the work but Barnaby wont have it. #so it turns into Barnaby giving Dandy little jokes and ideas for Dandy to preform for Howdy while hes there #and Dandy is always...really bad at it. Just nervous and sometimes doesnt even get the joke theyre making. #Howdy finds the whole thing entertaining on its own probably. getting to watch Barnaby slap a comedy bowtie on Dandy and a fake microphone. #impromptu stand up preformance! Dandy's stood up on the counter trying their damndest #if Wallys there hed laugh at all of Dandy's jokes

[summerendroll]

i ❤️ chad orihime and ichigos whole protector things. i think orihime and chad as shields to ichigos sword shouldve been played up more

#i um have something of a soft spot for the ditzy/sweet personalityd girl with the delinquent romance. tbh. #which may be part of why orihime and ichigo works for me. they get it. so i do actually enjoy the moments where he gets meaner in a fight #because of her either protecting her or like vs grimmjow when she asks him not to get hurt anymore #but i think its sad that orihimes whole Thing is shields and healing and shes not really as much chance as even chad to let that shine #or maybe thats just me. okay actually chad doesnt get enough either. i just think this should be the chad and orihime show <- joking. lest?

[toytulini]

terfs go climb into a hole and start rotting. animals cannot inherently tell your "biological sex" you are all so fucking stupid. All this post is saying is that animals are not infallible judges of character and some of them make really stupid vibe checks and that people should try not to take it personally. Unless youre a terf in which case they know and they hate you and you should take it personally

re that one post tbh i do want to stress i dont think animals are like magically psychic at knowing your True Gender tbh i think ppl definitely get way too weird about Animal's judgement of ppl.

Sometimes a dog will vibe check a man and the dog will be right and you should listen. but sometimes the dog will vibe check someone for no good reason. sometimes dogs have wack judgement. sometimes dogs have biases influenced by their owners or previous owners. like. there are Racist Dogs. its not the dogs fault, but that doesnt make the bias theyve developed less real, or less potentially hurtful. i dont think we need to like, Cancel Dogs Bc Sometimes Ppl Can Train Them To Be Racist, but we do need to stop perpetuating the idea that a dog's judgement of someone is infallible. theyre not responsible for it and its not their fault its developed, theyre just dogs, they didnt choose it, but that doesnt mean theyre RIGHT lmao. i think its important to stress this for many reasons but in regard to that last post specifically, if youve ever been vibe checked as a gender you arent by a judgy dog its literally not your fault. might not even be the owners fault. not the dogs fault cos like. its a fucking dog. you do kinda have to be the bigger person in that scenario cos the other person is. A Dog.

#toy txt post #this was meant to be a quick post it got a bit longer and more in depth than i planned oops #i just hate when ppl act like All Dogs have Inherently Correct Judgement Of People #like from every angle. its funny to joke about but i know theres ppl out there who might be feeling like #very fragile in their gender or smth and seeing a post like that if they meet a dog that normally hates men but not women but it doesnt #recognize your inherent true gender im sure seeing shit like that post can be a horr #got interrupted by a phone call while typing it and the post is glitching so i cant see where that tag is cut off so uh #dogs are like ppl in that they can develop biases and have bad judgement and they dont always get it right #they are not like ppl in that it is not possible to ask a dog to examine its biases. you cannot make a dog take a class on #critical race theory. you have to work to socialize and desensitize them against those biases or at least make sure those biases theyve #developed dont negatively impact ppl. in this sense i guess im morally obligated to try to learn more spanish to see if it helps my dog #chill. shes nervous around all new ppl but parents have anecdotally noted she extra dislikes men speaking in spanish. she was a stray so we #dont really know her history. she also does Not like fire pokers outside. weirdly even tho its basically the same tool she is unfazed by #the indoor poker for the woodstove? but ig she wouldve had less exposure to indoor woodstoves as a stray in Louisiana? #but i can see like ppl having a little backyard barbecue and threatening the big mastiff looking stray dog with a fire poker and i think #that region of the country prolly has a higher number of spanish speaking ppl than our current residence so the odds of her running into a #spanish speaking guy who isnt very nice are prolly higher just due to a denser population as a whole. and we think shes part mastiff which #i think is a breed already prone to disliking strangers that probably cooked up into a little cocktail in her brain #luckily shes bad enough with All Strangers that i think honestly it would be hard to even notice her bias? but. ig i need to see if i can #desensitize her? idk. sighs but im scared to open duolingo now 😭. but i could maybe do it. when other ppl wear hats she fucking hates it #i wear a fucking face covering mask that looks like a giant eyeball she looks at me a little quizzically but is fine. jester hat? fine #i am like that video of the person desensitizing that horse except thats just like. living w me. minus the cat thing. id never do that to #the cats or dog. everyone would hate that. squirrel already cant tolerate being held while a dog is out cos he THINKS im going to do that. #it would traumatize the dog cos he'd injure me escaping and then prolly her trying to scare her off to get past her and shes just minding #her business. solo i cant hold that long but is less likely to injure anyone. shadow. first of all all 3 are way too heavy to be holding #like that #im getting lost in the tags again sorry im chewing caffeinated gum. i should go try to buy some catnip #ive made my Phone Calls. im gonna try to go get dressed and buy various catnip products. maybe lure him with a toy this time. need my #parents to help me but not be so visibly Ready to help me next time cos i do not want to chase his ass again...