#like.. DAMN HE HOT

[norrisleclercf1]

Fuckboi lando back

#why is he dressed like a walking red flag #i mean i love it cause damn #but RED FLAG #love him #hes so hot #fuck #lando norris #ln4 #ln #f1 #formula 1 #f1 fandom #formula one #f1 x reader

[absolutepokemontrash]

✨ STUPID HEADCANON ✨

MC gets kidnapped by a cult that worships the brothers, and while the cult leader is monologuing about how MC is going to be sacrificed to the great seven lords of Hell, this poor human is just sitting there like “Damn this is gonna be hella awkward once I summon the brothers during the most dramatic moment”.

Cult Leader: We call upon our seven demonic princes of the Devildom to accept this sacrifice-

MC: Princes? Ugh, I almost forget those bastards are royalty. Though, it does explain why Mammon is always so iffy about doing his own laundry.

Cult Leader: What-

MC: Nononono, don’t mind me, continue on. Sorry for the interruption.

Cult Leader: …ahem. We call upon Belphegor, the Avatar of Sloth.

MC: Pfft, sleepy brat probably isn’t even listening right now.

Cult Leader (getting annoyed): We call upon Beelzebub, the feared Avatar of Gluttony-

MC: Oh, shit, you might not wanna call upon Beel, if he finds out you’re bothering me you all might end up as second breakfast.

Cult Leader: AND WITHOUT FURTHER INTERRUPTIONS. We ask Asmodeus, the Avatar of Lust to-

MC: You’re not even going to give Asmo an extra compliment? At least call him the “divinely beautiful” Avatar of Lust.

Cult Leader: WE SUMMON THE VERY VERY SCARY AVATAR OF WRATH AS WELL.

MC (remembering how the last time they hung out with Satan he started spontaneously weeping because he remembered the sad ending of a book he read): …yeah. Hella scary, that one.

Cult Leader: And the Avatar of Envy, the master strategist, Leviathan!

MC: Master strategist? You know what? I’ll give you that, that one checks out.

Cult Leader: And the Avatar of Greed Mammon-

MC: My first man :D

Mammon: Hell yeah, human! Up top!

The cult: …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

MC: Wow, they didn’t even get to Lucifer. How’d you get here so fast, Mam?

Mammon: Oh, I just heard you refer to me as your first man, as ya should, obviously, and I was so happy I decided to pop in and give ya some positive reinforcement. Now where’s my high five?

MC: I’m tied to this alter thing.

Mammon: Oh shit, ya are-

#When MC tells Asmo the story later he’s like: Damn they didn’t even call me hot? no wonder I didn’t hear their summoning lmao #obey me headcanons #obey me headcanon #obey me #obey me! #obey me shall we date #obey me! shall we date? #obey me! headcanon #obey me! headcanons #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me Mammon #Obey me MC #Obey me Leviathan #Obey me Lucifer #Obey me Satan #Obey me Asmodeus #Obey me Belphegor #Obey me Beelzebub

[rystiel]

look. i view the doctor as asexual but the implication that he’s had kinky handcuff-escape sex with houdini is a bit funny so i’ll accept it

#like. damn ok 😭😭😭 #didn’t even just say he learned it from houdini like. he specifically described it as hot #hello ?!2?!!?!? lmfaoooo #doctor who #15th doctor #doctor who spoilers #the church on ruby road #ALSO ???? i’d like to know which regeneration did it like. hello ???? #has 15 been around long enough to have done that himself? was it 13 since she also mentioned houdini??? who was it 💀 #my bets are kinda on 11 idk man ngl

[crawley-fell]

#polishing off every last drop of wine he's just like me #except i don't look this good all time hot damn #imagine him sauntering over to Aziraphale in the south downs cottage like this #ready to tempt him away from his book and give him a good seeing to #good omens #gomens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #crowley #anthony j crowley #david tennant #my gifs

[echosong971]

“Mr. Handsome Idiot”

#it does not fail to amuse me how many times npcs and enemies have admitted that P is hot #they’re just like “yeah geppetto’s puppet he’s super annoying but DAMN if he isn’t SMOKIN’!” #also also lil headcanon of mine #he has a few lil scars on his outer liner/skin from all the rough ‘n tumblin’ he does #a few lil scrapes here and there #also he got freckles on the rest of his body too to match his face <3 #anyways hope y’all enjoy these miscellaneous P sketches #i love drawing his (short) hair it’s so fluffy <3 #p #pinocchio #lies of p pinocchio #lies of p #neowiz #echosong971 #art #digital art #fanart #lies of p art #lies of p fanart #digital artist #sketches

[togaki-kun]

Gojo “No one is allowed to take youth from young people” Satoru and Nanami “Being a child is not a sin” Kento can actually be so personal.

#nanago #i genuinely forgot gojo had that line but hot damn does it make me consider just how similar he and nanami are in that aspect #like. they both had life ripped away from them young. #gojo with himself and riko and then nanami with haibara. #they were each only 16/17 and the realities of sorcery caught up to them faster than it should have. #so yeah they’re pretty intense about their beliefs. they fucking had it stolen from them #which is why they’re adamant on others not experiencing the same thing they went through. #i adore them both So so much. #and i wish they could have fulfilled their dreams #jjk spoilers #tagging this with that last thing just in case anybody comes across these tags and shouldn’t have

[men-and-their-pipes]

😘🔥🥵

#hot sexy daddy with his pipe. woof. 🔥😍❤️ #hot daddy #damn 🔥 #hot 🥵 #bearded hunk #like 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 #fuck 🥵 #i love him 😍 #he’s so 😍😍😍

[saragapen]

“Ah dinnae ken you wore dog tags, L.T”

#there’s no way this wouldn’t be canon #you know soap loves pulling ghost closer by the dog tags cuz it’s hot as fuck #and ghost loves the shit out of it even if he won’t ever say it #also I know damn well soap would ‘forget’ that ghost wears them only to pull a move like this #ghostsoap #soapghost #modern warefare ii #simon riley #john mactavish

[jangmi-latte]

lilia ain’t all that (FUCK)

I ℹ BELIEVE ⁉😱 MALEFICIA DRACONIA NEEDS 🙌 TO HAVE 😬 A WORD 🗣 WITH 👏 YOU 😘 BECAUSE 🤓 HER 👸 HOTTEST GENERAL IS 💦💦 HERE TO ♀💧 DEFEND HIS 😐 COUNTRY 🏃🏃 WHILE SERVING 👨 CUNT 🍑

#twst #lilia vanrouge #damn is it hot in here or what #NO ONE gets lost under the EYE of LILIA MF VANROUGE #you see he's not even in my top 5 but gOOD SIR IS HE HOT #like okay father of 3 we know what you've been doing before you returned from war

[64sue]

damn LIKE DAMNNNNNN 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

#formula one #formula 1 #f1 #mclaren #papaya #lando norris #ln4 #obsessed much? #he can choke me #LIKE OMFG DAMN DAMN FUVKIN GOD DAMN #HE IS SO HOT IN THIS SUIT LIKR AAAAAAA #I WANNA RIP THEM OFF #AAAAAAAA IM WEAK AF 🚨🚨🚨🚨 #WHAT IF I FAINT???????? #WHAT IF I DIE????????? #PLS HIS TONGUE BSBSHWJJWHE HE CAN DO SO MANY WITH THIS BSBSBSBSJS

[thedreamerstoryteller]

#I have already said that his chest will be the death of me #Xiao Shunyao is hot #He is stunning with this hairstyle and make up #Actually he is always stunning #He wears v-neck shirts because he knows how they affect us #But damn man! If you keep doing this I will be death before 2024! #The little dragon on his cheek is chef's kiss #With the hairstyle and the face mask in the top right photo he reminds me the character of a videogame like Mortal Kombat or Dead or Alive #I would always choose him to play #I can hear the off-screen voice of the game saying “Xiao Shunyao wins. Flawless Victory” #He is flawless by the way #i love him #xiao shunyao #chinese drama #cdrama #mysterious lotus casebook #lian hua lou #shui long yin #di feisheng

[koszmarnybudyn]

Here is the slut.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #my art #glenn close #i have to wake up at 5 and write a math test tomorrow so you guys better be greatful i did this #cause i spend way too long trying to draw glenn hot like wayyy too long #i did not do school work cause of this #i dont even care about that damn pole i dont #but here is dilf glenn are you happy now? #are you satisfied? #i nearly cried cause of this damn drawing #also cause i lost my fave necklace down a fucking sink drain and am gonna have to beg some people tomorrow to help me get it out #at lesst im getting my hair dyed #i also have like two tests wendesday and like a bilion projects for thursday and Friday and all i did was draw hot glenn #im gonna go drink my hour old coffee and cry now #honestly vote carlos hes not a dick that sucks to draw #hot glenn autumn

[emdotcom]

The Mario movie thing is so funny to me. Here, look at this:

Sonic movies (1, 2, & w/ 3 on the way) come out, does INCREDIBLE in box office, decimates Marvel films, who previously had a stranglehold

Nintendo sees this, wants a piece of that pie, buckles down to make a Mario movie Incorrect order of events, as pointed out here! Mario movie announced before the public knew about Sonic movie.

(Potentially because the previous Mario movie was so out there, did poorly, & was disliked by fans & then promptly forgotten,) they pair with Illumination, a studio that is largely known for making very sterile films

Btw, is it just me that finds it weird that there is no mention from Nintendo or online of the previous movie, in all this? Maybe I'm the only one who remembers this film idk

They announce casting. Everyone immediately boos because they cast Chris Pratt as Mario.

Immediate outrage, as Charles Martinet, the voice of Mario for DECADES, was not cast in his claim to fame roll

There is a (unsourced) rumor that a test screening for the film was met with disappointment, making Nintendo unhappy

Slightly corroborating this, Nintendo buys Dynamo Pictures, to make Nintendo Pictures, with the intent to make future movies in-house

Anticipation for the movie likens it to other sterile animated movies of the last 10 years, like the Minions movies

Trailer comes out.

People continue to boo Chris Pratt, a bad cast for a beloved character who is putting 0 effort into his voice, in comparison to all other VAs putting in 110%

Chris Pratt goes to bed "depressed," at seeing the response I was incorrect, that is an older article, about when he was thanking his wife for providing a healthy child, to which people drew immediate parallels to his ex-wife's son, who has many health complications & needed many surgeries.

But with your help, we can make him being depressed after media backlash reality!

Lol, &, may I say, lmao.

#gale chatter #mario movie #chris pratt #sonic movie #btw i 100% believe that rumor you cannot tell me that ain't what happened #also it is transparent that nintendo wanted what sonic movie had #damn maybe i don't do that batim video as my first maybe i do mario movie #my hot take is they should have cast both charles martinet & the super mario bros super show va #& used them interchangeably #bc. that would own #i wanted to mention thr jack black ass thing here but i feel it's too out there & irrelevant #at first reading the quote ppl got mad at i was little like 'oh dang is this not as bad as i thought' #but then i remembered 1) it's chris pratt he says rancid shut all the time & 2) #this response of stating he feels depressed while not like apologizing is just to do nothing but evoke pity #& he easily coulda apologized & been like 'i didn't mean it that way' or 'i wasn't thinking abt it & I'm sorry' #but he's not sorry. he doesn't see anything wrong with what he said. it's the internet's reaction that is thr problem in his mind #so he wants to make them pity him & feel bad that shit is TEXTBOOK manipulation i would know lol

[fettuccin-e]

PLEASE SMUT PROMPTS 1 AND 79 FOR POE DAMERON

nonnie when i went to look at the prompts you chose i literally gasped that is filthyyyy i LOVE it okay DOM POE DOM POE DOM POE holy shit i had so much fun writing this!!! thank you for requesting!!!

Tags: Poe Dameron x Reader, afab!fem!reader, dom/sub dynamics, dom!Poe, fem!petnames, unprotected piv (don't be silly, wrap your willy), some light slapping (w/c: 810)

Prompt #1: “Do I look like I’m messing around? Do I look like I won’t punish you?” and Prompt #79: “I can be good, so good! I swear!”

Find the prompts for the 3K Celebration here!

He’s too fucking good at this. Too good at making you feel so fucking good, at making your head spin as he plays with your body like a toy. Poe is a confident man, sometimes too confident, and fuck, that comes through just fine in the privacy of your bedroom.

And Maker, there are rules. Rules that you’re supposed to follow when he’s got you at his mercy like this; no touching yourself, no touching him without permission. No cumming without permission. But stars, he’s fucking you like he’ll never get the chance to do it again, and he’s hitting that spot inside you just right, the spot that makes lightning shoot up your spine, the spot that only he’s able to find, over and over and over again.

“Poe, it’s too much- I can’t, oh stars, please let me cum, I-” you moan, but Poe only smiles, all teeth and absolutely feral, at your begging.

“Not yet, baby, gotta wait for me, right?” He shoves his hips forward just a little bit harder, but it’s enough to make you choke on a gasp as he presses in so hard and so deep that it brings tears to your eyes.

He slaps your thigh in warning. “Wait for me,” he growls.

But he doesn’t know, he doesn’t understand. He doesn’t understand that you’re already there, pleasure ricocheting up your body, your stomach tightening. And stars, he just keeps fucking you at that same devastating angle, getting you higher and higher and oh-

“Poe,” you gasp, choking on air, and fuck, it’s already too late. 

You keen, tossing your head back into the pillows as you clench and gush around Poe’s cock, and he moans, fucking into you on pure instinct, prolonging your orgasm for just a few seconds longer. Maker, it’s so good, it feels so good, so perfect, that it feels like you haven’t broken any kind of rule at all.

Except you have, you’ve violated the rule without abandon, recklessly cumming around Poe’s cock. His hips come to a sudden stop, and it’s suddenly like you both have come back to yourselves.

You hesitantly meet his eyes and see him looking incredulously at you for a moment, like he can't believe what you've just done, before they inexplicably darken. You break his gaze immediately, heart beating so hard you swear it could break from your chest.

His hand grips your jaw without warning, forcing you to meet his eyes once again, and Maker, you’re done for. He smirks in a way that is just pure evil, as he growls, “I told you not to cum, baby.”

He pulls out of you without any kind of finesse, and lands a swift slap against your sensitive pussy, leaving you empty and stinging, all in a second. “Do I look like I’m messing around?” he snarls, “Do I look like I won’t punish you?”

“N-No, Poe,” you whine, and he lands another slap against your clit.

“Then why did you cum, sweetheart? What did I fucking tell you?” he shoves three swift fingers into you, and you can’t decide whether to be relieved that you’re being filled again, or mourn the fact that he didn’t give you his cock.

“Felt- oh Maker,” you gasp as he crooks those horrible fingers inside you. “Felt too good, Poe.”

“Yeah, honey?” He grins, like he can’t help being smug, and lands three slaps against your achy clit in quick succession. You have to clap a hand over your mouth to keep from screaming. “So greedy. What happened to the rules, baby? What happened to my good girl?”

You blink, squeezing overwhelmed tears out of your eyes as you wail, “I can be good! So good, I swear- fuck, I swear,” you whine, and he fucks his fingers furiously into your slick pussy.

“Can you baby?” he murmurs, leaning forward to speak against your lips in some semblance of a kiss. “If I give you my cock again, can you be the good, sweet, perfect girl I know you can be?”

You nod furiously, and he smiles, finally kissing you, long and deep, while he pulls his fingers out of you, and replaces them with his thick cock. Maker, he spreads you apart so fucking perfect, so deep, it’s like coming alive. “Fuck, baby,” he whispers against your lips, and you swear you can feel the way he throbs inside you.

As he finally bottoms out again against you, he smiles against your mouth again, murmuring, “I forgive you, my good girl.”

He pulls his hips back before fucking back into you, so rough the slap of your bodies meeting echoes in your ears. You try to breathe through how deep he is, deep enough that it forces the air out of your lungs.

He lands a swift smack against your clit, a reminder as he says, “Just don’t let it happen again.”

#hot diggity damn #i love me some dom poe #he's like actually my husband #poe dameron x reader #poe dameron x female reader #poe dameron fluff #poe dameron x you #poe dameron #poe dameron smut #star wars smut #star wars x you #star wars x reader

[ineedyoutotellmeyouloveme]

i fully believe that this house

saw this Wilson

And was ready to risk it all and decided to bail him outta jail

#god young rsl is gorgeous #me too Gregory #me too #like who wouldn’t look into those deep brown eyes and do anything for him #‘he was interesting’ yeah and hot #not that older Wilson is any less fine #because he’s still beautiful #but DAMN #talk about twink death #hate crimes md #hilson

[men-and-their-pipes]

😘🔥🥵

#hot sexy daddy with his pipe. woof. 🔥😍❤️ #bearded hunk #hot 🥵 #damn 🔥 #hot daddy #he’s so 😍😍😍 #i love him 😍 #like 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵