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seven-oomen · 8 months

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I've written about 2600 words for this so far, and I am very nervous to share anything. This is the first thing I've written in months, and the first thing in Star Wars in general. So I politely ask that you keep criticism (constructive or otherwise) to yourself for now. Thank you, I hope you enjoy it. Link will come soon!

Basic premise: Cal Kestis is killed and travels back in time, where his 22-year-old conscience is thrown into the body of his newborn self. Stuck in a form in which he cannot talk or communicate, Cal has to grow up once again, find a way to stop order 66, discover the identity of the sith lord in the senate, and save the future.

Timeline: Starts right before The Phantom Menace and runs all the way through to Revenge of the Sith.

Few basic warnings for the whole fic; (not the snippet below) Intersex biology, Implied Mpreg, male character referred to as mom, Criticism of Jedi & Sith philosophy (not entirely anti-jedi), kid vs teen violence & shenanigans, romance plot between a commander and his general, and probably more. But that's what I can think of right now.

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“Master, why are we in the crèche?” Vader. No. Not Vader. Not yet. Skywalker asks.

“There’s someone I’d like you to meet. Be nice.”

He flails his arms about in frustration, his fingers instinctively curling around the little Runyip rattle that’s in the crib with him. There’s nothing in he can do at this point in time. He’s the only one who knows who this little monster will grow up to become. He’s the only one in the temple who knows what will transpire in ten years time. And there’s nothing he can do about any of it….

The rattle rattles next to his ear. And it hits him. There is something he can do.

“Aww, is that a baby? He’s cute. What’s his name?” Skywalker smiles as he walks up to the crib and leans over him, one hand reaching for his own tiny counterpart.

“His name is Cal. He’s my so-“ Mom starts, but he won’t let him finish that sentence.

The rattle, which is firmly grasped in his little hand flies up with a remarkably smooth and powerful movement, smacking against Skywalker’s forehead with a thunderous slap.

“OWWW. He hit me!”

“Anakin! Are you alright?”

Even mom’s fussing over the little future devil can’t break his spirit at the sight of the big red splot on Skywalker’s face. And if a giggle escapes him, well, he can’t help it. He is, but a baby right now, after all.

#codywan #cal kestis #star wars fanfiction #the clone wars fanfiction #implied mpreg #ben writes fanfic #snippet #link to follow #work in progress

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overworkedunderwhelmed · 2 years

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When Down in the Bakery There Arose Such a Clatter

A Bakery Enemies AU tribute to the endlessly amazing efforts of @buggachat

With all the noisy clatter below, Tom and Sabine had no choice but to race down to the bakery.

The pair of them looked worse for the wear thanks in no small part to the food poisoning. It was only a blind panic for their livelihood, their daughter, and the young man they definitely had come to love like a son that had them carefully bundling up to trudge down the stairs as soon as they could both manage.

Especially since neither Marinette nor Adrien was answering their cell phones.

“What on earth happened here?” Tom’s voice croaked, wrapping a heavy blanket around his pale shoulders.

Sabine hovered, but at a careful distance given the amount of rolling pins littering the bakery floor. “Are you two alright?”

Adrien and Marinette had been caught hugging each other for all they were worth.

“Mom! Dad!” Marinette leapt away in panic, pinwheeling backwards. “It’s not what it looks like.”

Pale as he was, Tom could barely manage a wry smile.

Sabine arched a brow that looked suspiciously like the one Alya used to pry for details. “Oh. So, the whole order for the Heroes Gala isn’t smashed all over the floor and counter?”

“Well...” Marinette gulped, frosting covered fingers lingering over her lips to keep from saying anything too incriminating. “Maybe it is...?”

Adrien merely grinned, as innocent as he could manage with incriminating traces of frosting in his hair. “It was an Akuma.”

“An Akuma?”

Marinette breathed a little easier with both of her parents' eyes now on her partner.

“Does that mean Ladybug and Chat Noir have come back?”

“Just in time for Heroes Day, too.” Beaming, Adrien’s hand reached for hers. “Honestly, we’re lucky they showed up when they did.”

Tom frowned, taking in the scale of the damage as he stifled a cough. “Do you think you’ll be able to clean up and start again tonight? We can call for help in the morning and let you both rest.”

“I think we’ve got the teamwork down, now.” Marinette squeezed Adrien’s hand. “You should both get some rest.”

After slowly making their way back up the stairs and cuddling up in bed beside his wife, Tom chuckled. “When do you think they will realize that Ladybug’s Lucky Charm would have fixed it all?”

Sabine snorted. “I suppose they would have to stop kissing each other first.”

“Not that you mind.”

“Of course not, dear.” Sabine breathed heavily as she turned, wincing with the achy effort. “It just means it will take a little longer for Marinette to put two and two together well enough to panic.”

Tom picked up his wife’s hand, pressing a kiss to her knuckles. “Want to bet on how long it takes?”

#bakery enemies au #beau #miraculous ladybug #adrinette #ladynoir #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #sabine cheng #tom dupain #also on ao3 #link to follow

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nnn-lll-nnn · 5 months

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EMERGENCY BROADCASTS.

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STANDBY, MESSAGE FOLWLAS..

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theriverbeyond · 10 months

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companies underestimate how much locking their content behind needing an account will just make me go do something else. oh your website wants me to make an account to view this content? oh your website doesn't show media to logged-out users? okay. i didn't actually want to see it that bad. yeah. bye ✌️

#twitter #trb.txt #websites need to realize that they are not a fandom artist i follow posting cropped art screenshots with a link to a spicy paetrom tier!!!#websites just do not have that draw!!!!!#welcome to me falling asleep posting hour where i empty my entire brain into the internet before falling asleep.

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jakeperalta · 7 months

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letting celebrities think they can and should "use their platform" to speak on all current events and political issues regardless of how educated they are on them was a grave mistake

#i honestly think that's why half of these celebrities are just sharing around these same few wishy washy unhelpful statements #at this point it's a relief when i open an instagram story and it's just a celebrity posting about their regular stuff #like good thank you feel free to just be quiet #or just share some fundraising links if you feel a need to be helpful #but like ultimately if you have a platform of many thousands/millions #then frankly it is your responsibility to make sure what you are sharing is accurate and useful #and not just posting for the sake of posting #but instead somehow we're at the point where the more followers you have the more you are expected to just post something anything #talking

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thecindercrow · 9 months

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Lackadaisy season 1 teaser

#lackadaisy #lackadaisy cats #lackadaisyedit #my gifs #my stuff #long post #follow the link for the teaser video and the funding link

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cranity · 2 months

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Astarion class swap🔮🧙‍♀️ Collab with @heph!

We swapped Gale and Astarions classes in a "what if" scenario. Here's comp I sketched + Rogue!Gale concept :] We honestly think he'd be a terrible rogue lol

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #gale dekarios #my art #if you follow the link embeded in the word ‘collab’ you can see heph’s half!

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selenityshiroi · 11 months

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Zelda travelling around Hyrule after the Calamity and people are tripping over themselves to tell her stories about the Hero because they love that feral cryptid mad man and are so proud of him

'I met him when I was about to get eaten by a Hinox...he jumped off a horse, fired 12 arrows in the blink of an eye and then got smacked in the face with a tree...but then he came back and hacked away at it's legs with this stupidly big sword until it finally died'

'He was wearing this weird patched together mask that looked like a monster but he made enough curry for everyone so we didn't like to ask'

'But...the hero was a girl? She wore these lovely green silks and every time she came out of the Gerudo Canyon she had a bag full of electric safflina to sell to Beedle over there. The Gerudo think she's an amazing fighter, which says a lot, and she always thanked me for looking after her horses when she went into the desert'

'I swear to Hylia that he ran through here wearing nothing but his underwear and a mask shaped like a leaf...claimed he was looking for the Children of the Forest. Sorry, Princess, but I'm not sure he was quite right in the head at the time'

'He used to creep in here silently wearing this grey mask and with enough lizards and beetles that we could make enough elixirs to last for a month. Not sure I ever saw his face without it'

And the entire time Link is stood neatly dressed, three steps away, listening to every word and no one pays him the slightest bit of attention. Because none of them cotton on that 'prim and proper Royal Knight' Link and 'I will defeat this Lynel with a stick, a pot lid and a bucket load of adrenaline' Wild Child Hero is the same man. Especially with how many masks he owned.

When they walk away and are out of sight and earshot Zelda just raises her eyebrow with a smile and he is like '...I can explain...it made sense at the time'

#botw #totk #zelink #because zelink vibes #i just love this duality of 'royal knight link' and 'feral link'#and i know the whole 'i don't know this man' thing is a game mechanic because they are trying to not exclude people who didn’t play botw #but i am chosing to translate it as 'he wore so many masks that no one knows his face'#and those who do just can't see him as the same man who follows zelda devotedly like a tame puppy #zelda hears all the stories and is just 'yeap that's my man ❤️'#because an inquisitive scientist and a fearless experimenter are a match made in heaven

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grey-wardens · 3 months

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I hear you found a new lover.

#bg3edit #gamingedit #*#astarion #baldur's gate #astarion x wyll #wyllstarion #as of patch 5 hotfix 17 this dialogue is NOT accessible in the game without the following mod:#astarion romance reactions fixed by magnetuning on nexus mods #send me a dm if you can't find it and i'll send you the link!

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lukellios · 1 year

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What a difference six years makes

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weirdw00d · 2 months

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🍝💪it's called Carbo-Loading💪🍝

Just posted another "mindlessly eating to Dimension 20" video, this time it's ✨ the pasta edition✨

Also shout-out silly thrift store crop tops, midwest emo, and my growing gut 🤌

#also follow my insta if you want toooo #links in my pinned!#enby feedee #fat belly #getting fatter on purpose #queer feedist #soft feedism #tummy kink

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overworkedunderwhelmed · 1 year

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The Rules of Engagement Teaser - Chapter 20 (Now Complete!)

#adrinette #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #ladynoir #chat noir #ml love square #fake dating #all the reveals #the rules of engagement #link to follow

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transmascissues · 2 months

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local cis man makes a “joke” tiktok that excludes trans men from the phrase “trans people” and mocks the music we make based on a stereotype that’s already been mocked to death, then makes a follow up video directed at the trans men who told him it wasn’t a funny joke or just made them feel shitty where he just doubles down and says the joke was fine because it “wasn’t serious” and that the trans men who didn’t like it are “directing their energy in the wrong place”.

maybe one day cis people will learn that 1) most trans jokes simply are not for them to make, regardless of how funny they think the joke would be, and 2) it’s not for them to decide if the trans people they chose to joke about are allowed to be upset that the joke was made. i honestly wouldn’t have even bothered making a post about this if it was just the original video because a lot of trans people also make jokes like this (which i still don’t think are funny or fair) so he could be forgiven for thinking no one would be upset, but the doubling down really rubs me the wrong way.

like, if we can’t even trust cis people to listen to our feelings on something as silly as a joke tiktok about music, how can we trust them to listen to us when it really counts? you can say it’s not that serious all you want, but when it’s already been demonstrated that you don’t always know how something will actually affect trans men, can you really expect us to trust that you’ll know when it is that serious?

because the message that response sends is this: “i find you fun to laugh at, but i don’t think you’re worth the trouble of caring about your feelings. i would rather enjoy myself and entertain others at your expense.” and is that the kind of message you want to send to anyone, especially a group of people you seemingly interact with enough to be familiar with the jokes made about them in their community? even if it wasn’t anti-transmasculine, it would still just be mean, and it’s certainly not a message that will make us see you as trustworthy when shit gets bad.

#obligatory ‘please do not harass him’ both because that would be shitty and because clearly he won’t listen to us anyway #it’s like five days old and that follow up is the closest there’s been to an acknowledgement of people’s feelings about it so. don’t bother #i don’t actually think any of y’all would do that but god only knows someone would accuse me of trying to make that happen by linking it #examples of transandrophobia #transandrophobia #transandromisia #transmisandry #virilmisia #virilphobia #anti transmasculinity #transmascphobia

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dokidoki-muffin · 4 months

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