"If I were a kitten, I would purr like a chainsaw while I was kneading your leg to shreds.. haha.. seriously, I would crawl all over you and sit in your lap purring my head off. I'm not a kitten so I couldn't get away with tearing your leg off, but I can hug you to death instead.."
Sweet joke Dujour - hahaha.. I'm so ridiculous - eUë