#me: tries to make a joke

[chaoslynx]

I actually do love that I tried to write a silly fic and two of the three comments on it so far are people saying they'd like to see me rewrite it as a serious fic instead /gen

#i am a one trick pony and we all know it. thank you for humoring my crackfic attempt #i put in the author's note that i kept making it angsty on accident in the first draft and i was tempted to do a serious au of it #and literally 2/3 of the comments are just people being like 'yeah do that' #me: tries to make a joke #everyone: boooo make us cry instead #this is 100% genuine by the way i actually think it's so funny that i have a Brand of angsty h/c stuff #this reminds me of in the honeychaos collab fic where ash can't write fluff fics to save his life and is exclusively an angst author #really fulfilled my own propehcy there lmao

[wlw-cryptid]

pov you are a butch's cat and they have to do something important

#she speaks #everyone hold. im making the second joke before anyone else tries to be funnier than me on my own post

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Don't Wormy About Me.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #yu ziyuan #Please allow me to make it clear how important I think the hug between YZY and JC is in regards to several aspects of their characters #For one - it is the resolution and reveal that behind all the harsh words and bitterness...She really did love her son. #A hug is a soft gesture that you would never expect from someone like YZY and the fact she shows JC this affection now - #-Tells us how she knows that this upcoming battle is a death sentence for her. #Her giving away Zidan is honestly overkill but another sign of her truly showing him how she loves him and wants him to survive. #The dread of knowing she's walking back to a fight without zidian and trying to keep up brave face one last time...chilling. #Zidian represents legacy and promises. And this is going to both save and destroy Jiang Cheng as he carries this weight alone. #Heartbreaking stuff! Didn't draw it in the comic because I wanted to draw a silly worm on a string! #WWX tried to help JC out of the knot but got stuck in it. #Those worm on a string tricks are harder than they look! #Also; it's been about a year since the last boat joke - but indeed this is the 11th boat of pd-mdzs. No need to do the math.

[mirrorhouse]

This is a rather high-risk romance we've embarked upon, isn't it? Brings new meaning to the term 'strange bedfellows'.

#baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #the dark urge #gale x durge #durge x gale #bg3edit #gamingedit #* #vex #he doesn't exactly say it out loud because he's not 100% sure what's going on but raahghh the 'i know this isn't really you' #type of thing..... 'something in you tried to kill me last night and thats awful but it wasnt You and i love You.' yknow.... it's so :') #they all do that with durge in their own unique ways #gale's way is making little jokes while trying to be as calm and open minded about whats happening to this person he cares so much for #also. 'let's not throw the murderous baby out with the bathwater' is such a funny line to me

[hellsitegenetics]

What's the sequence for the script of the pilot of the big bang theory

Script here

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#tumblr genetics #genetics #asks #requests #sent to me #big bang theory #saltysongtimemachine #parasites #pathogens #worms #TUMBLR DELETED THIS POST WHEN I TRIED TO MAKE IT. #JOKES ON YOU IM TOO STUBBORN FOR THAT SHIT #also if anyone is worried for my health. i did not do this one by hand

[mccoalminer]

Alison Bechdel

#alison Bechdel #dykes to watch out for #ive been thinking about this image a lot partly because that right there is what we like to call a shared experience #but also because of the god damn gender of this dyke in particular #dtwof holds a special place in my heart because as a comic strip about queer/butch experiences it feels like a rare insight into how wlw #felt in the 80s-00s and especially over that progression. its not about traumaposting or sending a message #it was just dykes going and not to play into a cliche here but i think thats beautiful #just lesbians living their lives #i always think of it like if the f.r.i.e.n.d.s. cast was replaced by a group of gay ppl living politically charged lives #only without making the gay ppl the butt of the joke lol #ive forgotten what i was trying to sau with these tags but basically these two lil panels feel like a lot like home to me #gender #oh no i used the dreaded quotation marks in my tags and it has ruined the order of the tags #the 8th tag was supposed to say something like 'its just dykes going 'this reminds me of a dyke i know' ...' #7th tag not 8th i cant count #the point is #i tried

[doctor-dt]

he is watching tiktoks

#LetSansRest #aircon is on #alphys and papyrus r sending him tiktoks rn #this was extremely based on charamells art btw #i tried to imitate the vibe but i dont know how they do it #i spent like 4 days on this bc i didnt know how to do anything 😭 #i had to do it for the funny bone man tho #he deserves funny tiktok time #let sans rest #sans #undertale #lsr #my art #i was very tempted to make a Heat Waves joke but. no i know whats good for me

[barksbog]

if anyone wants to learn color theory i will teach you

are you ready?

make things look edible. invoke the desire for your art to be shoved in someone's mouth. it just works.

#i'm only like 10% joking #the biggest compliment is when people tell me my art looks edible #thank you i tried to invoke you looking at this little frog and think it looks like fruit gumby #i guess if you want unappealing colors make it inedible looking? idk why you would #edible doesn't mean like food to be clear i mean when you see absolutely inedible objects and desire to consume them #like dirt/moss/green/brown can be the most edible color if it's the kind of moss you want to shove in your mouth #okay maybe this is me being autistic but i swear that's a science fact #my study is asaaaaghghghgg my friends agreed get wrecked

[selenealwayscries]

Thought it was unfair for Jimmy to be the only guy with a toy so I made everyone else in the Empires SMP cast toys too

I made them as bases so you can draw your own skin holding them! I'll be putting them on my pmc and reblogging this post with a link to them :]

#mcyt #empires smp #empiresblr #ooooooh boy the character tags here we go uhhhh #scott smajor #falsesymmetry #fwhip #geminitay #joey graceffa #katherine elizabeth #ldshadowlady #mythical sausage #pixlriffs #shubble #smallishbeans #theorionsound #lord christ #not tagging variations of everyones tags cuz i do not have enough brain cells for that #these took me an entire week no joke . please reblog . please #i tried to make them as accurate to the original skins as possible #theyre still incredibly condensed versions of the original skins tho so some details did get lost in traslation like pixs mouth and stuff #im still very proud of them tho its like a challenge to condense as much info into a 8 x 8 x 8 canvas and its pretty fun to do #anyways please reblog it i spent so much time and energy on them no joke please #moondrop.exe

[jorvikzelda]

i have played hollow knight for approximately 80 hours in the past 11 days

(alternate version with autism creature eyes/face as requested by my friend below cut)

#this was GENUINELY my best fucking attempt at little ghost i redrew their head Several fucking times and also the entire them once #i love them so much but i cannot give them what they deserve #decided to not even try drawing the hollow knight. they have Too Many Joints #but if i did their caption wouldve been something like ''third more fucked up sibling'' #would they be the eldest sibling? probably right? i could make an eldest sibling trauma joke too #the abysmal size difference here is Hysterical to me btw. it was Not on purpose i just cant proportion but its hilarious im keeping it #z talks #hollow knight #i did draw the autism creature face myself #no copy pasting here #also hornets legs are just lines bc i tried to make them more like in game but i coulnt make it work . so

[smilesrobotlover]

Why is Sidon the most gayest straight character ever

#I guess he could be bi it’s perfectly reasonable #but his whole character makes me laugh cuz he’s engaged to Yona a lovely lady #but he has a statue of him and Link in Zora’s domain #and he talks about Link so much #like #I love him #maybe Sidon just tries to express his love and appreciation for someone cuz you never know when you’ll lose them #oh now I’m sad #this was meant to be a joke post 😭😭 #tears of the kingdom #tears of the kingdom spoilers #sidlink #sorta #I don’t personally ship it but it doesn’t ruffle my feathers #totk

[codecicle]

ignore how crunchy this is i tried SO hard to get it to look decent im sorry </3

anyway my little goodbye and thank you to @kisser-of-jrwi-characters for running such an amazing tournament!! this was a horrible experience and i would never go through it again thank you so much fr dude :D

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍 #jrwi #I BLAME MY FRIENDS ON HERE FOR ENCOURAGING ME #THEY LIKED THE JOKE IDEA POST NOW THIS EXISTS #i promise i tried really hard to both get the video to have quality and make it synced/timed right with the music I COULDNT HAVE BOTH #CAPCUT SUCKS </3 #if i didnt credit any artists properly PLEASE tell me i tried to make their handles as clear and big as possible #outside of my shitty little ms paint doodles i made those and dont care if those little guys get credited LMAO #also all of this is lighthearted!! this was amazing :]

[silverview]

#iasip #charlie kelly #dennis reynolds #charden #this moment is so hot and i have SO many feelings about it #the fact charlie tried to quit rat detail and then they made him keep doing it for like 20 years #'thats why we call it charlie work' #the smoke obviously #'what is he talking about' addressed to mac #pair it with 'youre a disappointment' at the end of the ep...their arc is just like... #dennis doesnt even have to retaliate. charlie is just humbled by the world. bc of course he is. #consider...high school dirtgrub disliking smoke bc they make him eat cigarette butts #and ALSO consider 'ive been smoking with dee' vs this scene... idk what it means but it definitely means SOMETHING #cd #oh also in this scene frank tells charlie 'youre practically a vietcong' which may or may not be a joke abt his name which #i only just caught which made me laugh #also the deer hunter parody in this ep: i watched that movie on charlie's recommendation and it was so good. #so sad he doesnt get to be in movies like that. so sad he doesnt get to be robert de niro.

[ancientbygone]

shall we renounce

from where we've come

and who we were?

#sleep token #sleep token art #sleep token vessel #sleep token sleep #sleep token him #bygone art #blood #blood tw #the most 'itself' this thing has ever been. the most it ever will be. #held together by vengefulness alone and pretending that it's something more than that #there isn't really vessel in there anymore. nor is there sleep. #it's both and neither. a mortal shell filled with barely controlled anger constantly threatening to burst. #it still tries to make itself a god. but all it's ever been and all it'll ever be is a mockery of both godhood and humanity. #a ticking time bomb of a joke. #i finished this while all of my body was in pain after a concert last night. god help me. #quick addition: #the caption is HEALTH lyrics again. while technically from DEMIGODS this specific case is intended to be the part from DSM-V #what can i say it fits Him quite well #'do unto those that which they did to you' is pretty much the reason why it came to be

[fallenstarzz]

You know what? The Foxes DnD Nights would be INSANE.

#are you telling me those freaks would see a chance to do shit with no real world consequences and not immediatly descend into war crimes #Renee would DM because she is the only one trusted to be fair #Dan would be the most infuriating Lawful Good Dragonborn Paladin known to man #Neil and Andrew would have to be forbidden from playing rogues #Kevin is 100% a minmaxer human fighter. Matt judges him but then plays an equally minmaxrd half elf bard #they tried playing CoS once but Allison and Nicky got into an actual fight over who would get to try to seduce Strahd first #Aaron makes a joke character in the attempt to not get emontionally invested and proceeds to fail miserably. his death has everyone in tears #all for the game #aftg #neil josten #kevin day #andrew minyard #allison reynolds #renee walker #dan wilds #matt boyd #aaron minyard #nicky hemmick