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babyjakes · 8 months

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mess of a lesson.

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event | august '23 general requests blurb night

summary | you refused to go before you left, and now you must pay the price.

pairing | soft!dark!daddies!jake jensen and ari levinson x little!reader

warnings | ddlg (two daddies!!!!). uhh, jakey and ari are definitely MAKING her piss/cum so,, dark/non/dubcon perhaps. holding down/restraining. fingering. clit play. anal play/fingering. forced orgasm. squirting+++. watersports: forced wetting (DUH!!!!). so much mocking/degradation holy shit. petnames. praise.

word count | 1,090

dedication | this fic is dedicated to my angel my bby my sweetie pie ms. @brandycranby, ily my fellow piss enthusiast <33

an | absolutely no one asked for this but. here are my favorite soft daddies acting out my deepest darkest fantasy with sweet little reader, i have been dying to write this smutty trio for soooo long (this is a similar matchup/dynamic to daddy!ari, caregiver!jakey, and wren in egem) and at this point fuck it, here you all go. hope this'll help you understand why i'm down so fucking bad for these guys.

"No Daddy— please!" You can't tell who your words are directed at as you writhe weakly against Ari's strong set of arms as they hold you firmly with your back against his chest. As much as you struggle, there's no getting out for you as he restrains you on his lap.

"Easy, baby. Don't make this harder than it needs to be," the brown-haired man hums, managing to hold you securely against him with just a single arm wrapped around your waist. "Quit fighting us, honey. C'mon, be a good girl."

"Oh sweetie," your other daddy murmurs as he sits in front of you. Jake's expression is much softer than his partner's, his gaze full of concern and sympathy as he reaches out and strokes your cheek. "Don't cry, pretty girl. We're gonna take such good care of you, right Ari?" he checks in with the larger man who's guiding your legs apart, holding them open with his own.

"Nooo!" you whine as your flimsy little tennis skirt is flipped up and out of the way. Jake takes a gentle hand and runs his fingers up and down your clothed pussy, nodding expectingly as a dark wet patch soon appears.

"Our poor little baby, she knows what's coming," Ari murmurs against your ear as he reaches his free hand down to join Jake's. "Seems like she's getting excited, Jake. What do you think?"

"Think you must be right," Jake agrees as he reaches down, effortlessly ripping the thin strip of fabric covering your burning heat in half. "There," he coos, using both hands to spread you out nice and wide. "Go ahead," he nods to Ari, "let's help our little girl go potty, hmm? Since she can't seem to know when she needs to, herself."

Ari lets out a low, grumbly hum in agreement as his expert fingers find your pool of juices, dragging up some of your slick to hone in on your little bundle of nerves. "There," he smiles as you jerk against both of the men's ministrations. "Keep holding her open for me, Jake. Just like that, shouldn't be long..."

The tips of his fingers burn against your throbbing button as big tears roll down your cheeks. "Don't cry, sweetheart. You asked for this, remember? How many times did we ask if you had to go before we left?" the sterner man demands. Jake watches with his brow raised, thankful that Ari is willing to be firm with you when needed.

"A-... a-... a-a lot, Daddy," you stammer apologetically.

"Mhmm," Ari nods as Jake repositions his hands, giving the man behind you the best possible access to your aching clit, and the best possible view of your soaking cunt to himself. "And only ten minutes into the drive, we had to turn right back around, because someone started crying about having to go potty. Is that right, angel?" he continues his cruel lecturing. You nod, groaning and whimpering as a familiar tightness begins building somewhere deep in your core. "So this is what you get, princess. You know the rules. Naughty little girls who don't go potty when they're supposed to need to be punished."

"That's right," Jake coos regretfully as he shifts to hold the hood of your clit back with one hand, using the other to gently begin prodding at your tiny rosebud as your wetness drips down between your spread cheeks. "This is just to help you learn, sweet thing. Now, are you gonna be a good girl for us, hm? Be a good girl for your daddies, give them what they want?"

"I don't think she has much of a choice," Ari chuckles as he feels your breaths deepening against him. "Look at her, poor little thing. Her tummy's so full, I bet if we just..." You let out a startled squeak as he moves his arm down to press his muscular forearm right against your aching bladder.

"Nooo Daddy! Please, s-stop!" you howl, but Ari only kisses the side of your head as he rubs your clit in faster, tighter circles, watching over your shoulder as Jake presses a single finger into your tight little bottom.

"C'mon cutie, don't fight us," Jake smiles reassuringly as he gently works his digit against your sensitive inner walls, the burning sensation the movement creates nearly unbearable. "Be good and cum for your daddies. What do you think, Ari? Looks like she's almost there."

"Just a little more, right there," Ari sings as he rolls your hardened clit between his fingers, his sadistic grin growing as he sees you nearing the end of your rope. "There it is. Now cum for us, little girl," his voice darkens. At his words, you snap, your back arching off of Ari's chest as you're forced to release against the cruel hands of your torturers. "There you go, baby. Keep cumming. Fuck, this bitch is really making a mess," he laughs.

"There, that's it," Jake croons after him, both of the men completely mesmerized by the sight of you pissing yourself and orgasming at the same time. "Poor baby girl, was holding in sooo much in that sweet little tummy of hers. It just keeps coming and coming, huh?"

"Sure does," Ari agrees as your contractions finally begin to die down, leaving you a whimpering, breathless mess as you lie limply against your daddy out of pure exhaustion. Once the last of the spasming ceases, Ari brings his hand up to brush your hair back from your face, loosening his arm around you to take pressure off your emptied bladder. "Good girl," he soothes, kissing you again against your temple.

You wince as Jake removes his finger from you, using his other hand to reach up and rub your poor little tummy under your shirt. "Easy, cutie. You're okay; you did it, sweetie! You were so good, such a good girl for your daddies."

"Such a brave girl," Ari agrees, sharing a smile and loving glance with Jake. "She's getting better at it each time. Less fighting and tears, she knows what's best. Don't you, baby?" You nod obediently, earning a pleased hum of approval from both of the men.

"Now let's go get you cleaned off, huh sweetheart?" Jake suggests as Ari slowly helps you to your feet. Your legs tremble beneath you as you look down at the puddle on the floor. "Don't worry about that, baby. We'll get it cleaned up. I think your clothes might need a run in the wash, though. What do you say?"

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saradiation · 1 year

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HAPPY 413! 🎂

#EDIT: If you saw me mess Jade's space sign no you didn't #omg 🫣#fixed it ^^''#(let it be a lesson that I shouldn't draw late at night )#it might still be a little early for some of you but it's officially April 13th here!#have fun today! :D #john egbert #rose lalonde #dave strider #jade harley #beta kids #god tier #homestuck #homestuck fanart #homestuck art #413 #my art #sketches

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kittpunk144 · 4 months

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the brothers being brothers!

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faynke · 4 months

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Kid Killer actually kills Kid

Happy Holidays everyone!! Here is my piece for the @dcmkkaishinevents for @miss-emotion

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cnl0400 · 4 months

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Ok this may be nitpicking but my problem with the whole "Father's love" Is that your father Is the reason your sister is death, the whole reason y'all went to war... They casted you away because you didn't want Lilith to die...

The thing Is that Father's love Is not unconditional, If you didn't started the war, your sister would have died anyways, for the crime of loving a human too much, he practially made you choose between your loyalty to him or your love for your sister. Thats why Lucifer whole speech of "All Father did was love me, but I couldn't see It" feels shallow, because It undermines the tragedy of falling from the CR in the first place. Like If Seraph Lucifer had fallen in love with a human, he would probably had the same fate as Lilith. Simeon Is stripped of His own angelhood in S3/S4 for stealing the ring of light to save MC, so it's not like the CR Is better in the future or anything

I think Its unrealistic to expect OBM to put Father/God as this 100% Bad guy (with the whole uniting the three realms and all that) but also I feel like Lucifer should have more complicated feeling about this. I don't doubt Father loved him, but I don't think the conclusion of Lucifer arc should be that "All my Father did was love me but I was too prideful to see it"

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #like I know that OBM likes to forget about the war/Lilith when it's convenient but #feel like this is exatly one of those moments when you don't want to forget that very inportant plotpoint...#specially when two lessons before he was telling Mephistopheles how he had nowhere to go if he didn't had the devildom #like I said this is maybe a nitpick of mine but still I don't like the conclusion of Lucifer arc that much #but also like I said before I have problem putting this into words lol. sorry if my little rant reads weird #also: In OG Lilith was punished for messing with a human Lifespawn. In NB she is punished bcuz loving a human is forbbiden.#I think it's important to clarify this retcon first. usually the most recent version is the “canon” one to me

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violetlunette · 6 months

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I wonder if one of the reasons Silver was so safe as a child from other fae is because of Lilia’s blessing, and his hair just radiates with Lilia’s magic which acts like a beacon that says, “you mess with him, and I [Lilia] will fuck you up.”

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revenantghost · 11 months

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Man, you ever think about how so much of Vash’s suffering is tied to Knives? In the obvious, direct ways of course. But also in how the humans around him suffer and hurt him. People are afraid of what they don’t understand, sure, but the average amount of compassion on Noman’s Land would be so much higher if Knives weren’t constantly fucking everything up and people had basic needs met. Small communities and people in general aren’t so goddamn awful as a baseline in a lot of places. There are outliers, yeah, but if humanity could have recovered and made the best of things, had a chance instead of widespread dispair, there might be peace.

And if Vash didn’t have to fight so goddamn hard every second of every day, he wouldn’t be covered in half those horrific scars.

#Trigun #Like that's what Vash's concept of love and peace is based on #That humanity can fundamentally always make that choice #And often do #Even in REALLY messed up situations #But Knives constantly puts humanity through the meat grinder #And the shrapnel constantly slaps Vash across the face #Knives keeps trying to teach Vash a lesson #That life fucking hurts and people will hurt him #But NO ONE knows that better than Vash #Man I'm having emotions you can just ignore me #Trigun Meta #My Trigun Meta

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lollytea · 6 months

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Huntlow situationship gives me such intense brain termites you don't get it

#no i dont think its because Hunter needs time to heal first #i think if it was up to Hunter they would plunge into a committed romantic relationship immediately after the events of the finale #he would propose to her in like. 3 months probably #i know that sounds intense but i think this is what ''i literally died and came back to life'' mania does to a guy #he is so carpe diem minded hes become a little insane. he wants everything #no more waiting around. no more hesitating. he cant afford to do that anymore #would it have been the wise decision to enter a romantic relationship immediately #who's to say. but Hunter would have done it without thinking about it #its Willow that makes the decision to slow down and wait a while before they make any committments theyre not ready for #i dont think she's entirely learned her lesson about letting herself be emotionally reliant every once in a while #shes made progress but the events of ftf were such heat of the moment responses #once things are semi-stable she still needs to adapt to acknowledging that her feelings for Hunter are like. serious. and scarily intense #so like. yea Willow is slamming her pedals on the breaks for both their sakes. shes thinking about how this would effect Hunter too #but also. she scawwed.#when Willow tells him she wants to talk and she's like ''i think we should just be friends'' oh the face he makes is DEVASTATED #he didnt expect it was going in this direction at all. but like. once Willow explains how this is the most reasonable decision for now #he DOES agree. he understands what shes saying and he agrees that it's the best decision to take a breather before they jump into a romance #anyway even when theyre not officially dating the flirting continues insistently. they are very obsessed with each other and cant stop #Willow keeps trying to insist to herself that its just messing around. nothing serious. they find each other hot. its fine to kiss a little #but Hunter makes it very hard when he looks at her with big brown labrador eyes. looks at her like shes the entire world #i think if it was up to Willow they would have been trapped in that uncertain limbo forever. shes too scared to take the plunge #even if she wants to. she badly wants to #but Hunter just wont let that happen. every so often he says ''im ready whenever you are''#he makes his intentions very known. he is not the shy boy from Camila's house anymore #Willow cant just playfully flirt with him without worrying that hes gonna reciprocate. he talks now. he expresses himself #shes a little afraid of that. but she adores it too. he makes her feel safe but also he wont let her stay in this comfort zone #hes giving her the push she needs to pursue this relationship. gives her to push to feel like she can go after what she wants #because god knows HE knows what he wants #they make me so insane

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storge · 4 months

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Miss Jiang has been waiting for you all day. She said if she can't see you today, she won't see you ever again.

Story of Kunning Palace (2023) 1.37

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yourlocalgrass · 3 months

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I just had a depressing thought about Nightbringer lesson 38 (spoilers). Remember how poor Raphael was in tears because he was in distress for Lucifer however, he isn’t allowed to judge the Celestial Realm, which he did.

And because of the entire “fathers love” thing, proved that their father is right, does love them, and is not to to be judged since he does everything for a reason.

In the end, what if Raphael feels guilty because he not only judged their father but accused their father outloud of doing awful or horrible things. I mean, you can’t tell me there hasn’t been some form of guilt ever since it happened.

Even worse, he may feel indebted to their father now, because he believes even though their father loves them, he went against him and everything they were taught.

I mean the writers probably forgot about Raphael by now but its logical in a way if you think about it-

#hehe silly headcanons for angst in my head #this is just a go at how badly lesson 38 messed almost all the characters up #oh im NOT talking about Lucifer though #my anger issues would shoot through the roof #obey me #obey me nb #obey me nightbringer #obey me raphael #obey me spoilers #obey me nightbringer spoilers #obey me swd #obey me headcanons #yeah so imo NB lesson 38 really ruined where all of the characters were going #almost all of them #hopefully not too late to post these opinions

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babyjakes · 7 months

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got tagged in a little game by @jamneuromain and @nana1000night to list 5 of my (own) favorite fics:

egem | my best writing for sure! features daddies!ari and jakey. heavy on the hurt/comfort.

s&bg | my claim to medfet fame, starring soft!dark!doctors/daddies!steve and bucky. also (unintentionally and unknowingly) my first piss fic.

mess of a lesson | speaking of watersports, here are jakey and ari in a much darker setting. written for one of my recent blurb nights as a random add-in that no one asked for but everyone enjoyed.

darling dangers | still not over dark!best friends!ran and jakey. mean and soft respectively, boy do they make a punishing pair.

and you know, and so do i | never pass up an opportunity to promote this one. deeply personal and one of my favorite writing styles. been playing around with the idea of a sequel, based on phoebe bridgers’ cover of summer’s end.

#eun got tagged #5 favorite fics tag game #tag game #egem #s&bg #mess of a lesson #darling dangers #and you know and so do i #ask game

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whatimdoing-here · 6 months

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"But when she opened it, her heart nearly stopped. Inside was a small blue box. And inside that's the biggest small diamond she'd ever seen."

Lessons in Chemistry | 1.03, pg. 103

#lessons in Chemistry #lessons in chemistry apple TV #spoilers #elizabeth zott #brie larson #her little headshake whem she feels the box? Jesus destroyed me #brie destroyed this scene #i was a small mess #mine #mine: lessons in chemistry

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loosingmoreletters · 7 months

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hmm AU where post sun-shot, during some gathering perhaps, a man walks up and loudly proclaims that Wei Wuxian seduced his sister! Made promises of marrying her, left her pregnant with a child.

The child in question is hardly a year old, small, and crying pitifully.

It’s a lie, of course.

He makes some talk about needing money to raise his sister’s child, talking big about Yunmeng Jiang owning him for dishonoring his sister so. He’s after the money, obviously, thinking there’s a monthly stipend he can weasel out of this.

Jiang Cheng is already ready to throw the man out for daring to step out of line like this, but Wei Wuxian only pauses.

“Your sister, huh?” he says, eyes flickering the the specter in the corner.

He doesn’t know her - and she cries and rages about her brother’s lies, about the funeral he denied her and her husband, how badly he treats a child so young.

“Yunmeng Jiang thanks you then,” Wei Wuxian decides, and before the man can protest, takes the child from him.

There will be consequences for this too, another dent in his reputation, for sure a terrible conversation with his siblings, attempting to get his new child’s mother to move on before anyone can ask her about the ruse - but at least the child doesn’t have to grow up unwanted.

#mdzs #Wei Wuxian #there was an idea here about what else would mess with his reputation #f to LWJ who thinks that not only had wwx a whirlwind romance he’s now ALSO mourning his lover #meanwhile WWX is getting baby raising lessons from a ghost #AUs and ideas

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thisisadonaldduckblognow · 9 months

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bangs pots and pans

raph was never any less suited to leadership than leo

raph was N E V E R any less suited to leadership than leo

idk how many times i can say it before it sinks in that in rise there was never once any point where that was the point being made

if you just like leo’s character better than you like raph’s, that’s fine! if you just like it better when leo is leader, that’s fine! i have no issue!

but we need to stop trying to circle that leadership change back to somehow being about better or worse or ~more cut out for it~ because it sucks to throw the great job raph did through the series under the bus in order to prop up leo’s good qualities.

they’re both great leaders. they both have strong suits and weak suits in the role, they both have growth and development when they’re in that role. they BOTH make on-screen mistakes in that role and aren’t very good at it at first! not getting a more in-depth explanation about it in the movie or series stinks and it’s very interesting to explore, but seriously.

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt raph #rise raph #like it's so......#all of raph's growth as a leader and hard work at it was up and down about him growing as a leader #learning and adapting and incorporating things #when raph messes up the point is NEVER 'ohoho see he's just not as good at it or fit for it'#it's ALWAYS him learning something that he does better with next time #and in that vein leo showing those leadership qualities and potential!#is NEVER about 'oh he would be so much better at it than raph'#it's just about leo having that potential and that talent that went unnoticed!#and like. idk what to tell you leo was doing a not great job at start of movie like raph was doing start of series #if the point was always 'raph cant hack it leo was REALLY meant for this all along' then mayhaps...#one of the emotional high points and climaxes of the finale would not have been raph learning one more important lesson #and the team then fully unlocking the ninpo and rising to their potential #it probably would have been a finale arc about leo stepping up specifically in some way #and all this of course i say having put aside that leadership was never meant to be a big deal in rise anyway....#pitting 2 bad bitches against each other like this for no reason like they're not both fantastic

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mpregspn · 2 years

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feminist king

#brba lb #lesson learned. if a woman is messing with your meth empire you kill her like you'd a man. yes even is she has a baby

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medicalunprofessional · 7 months

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people who really shouldnt be handling sharp medical tools

#trainofthought #caligosto loboto #crispin whytehead #gore cw #<- I FORGOT HOLY SHIT #okay sheegor is there but she doesnt deserve to be involved in this mess sorry #you ever think about the guy who cant see is the one who decides who gets into the secret lab #me neither. im the one who put him there #omg rat dissection lesson at thorney towerssss lets gooooooo #my ribs hurt okay bye

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