Bill: I can’t stand him.
Percy: *a fucking first year* Stop!!! I love my little rat!!! He’s my best friend!!!
Charlie: This is tragic.
Y E A R S L A T E R
Ron: So about our pet rat…….
Percy: Why does this always happen to me? Fuck that motherfucker!!!
Bill & Charlie: *high fives in the background*
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Reverse Robin AU
Tim, pissed that he got replaced as Robin, decides to kidnap Jason and go off grid. He bribes him with books, plenty of online literature classes, and Alfred's signed approval.
When Bruce debuts with 9 year old Dick Grayson, Tim pulls the same stunt. He has a nursery set up for Zitka, though.
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Marriage in general is fucked in the middle east..
I hate hate HATE living in a country where girls being married off at 15 is seen as something to be envious of.. is seen as something to be admired for..for fuck sakes! That's a fucking child!! I remember a classmate talking about i think a cousin of hers who's 15 who's married to a 29/30 year old man and how MUCH he LOVES her and how everyday he does her FUCKING HAIR FOR FUCKING SCHOOL!!!!
i saw a video of a 26 year old mother selling food on the street to make money and the top comment on that video was a man (sincerely) offering to marry her and he had like 100 replies of people asking him if he did it already and praising him for it..
And you know what's annoying is when i try to point out how fucked up those things are.. I'm almost always in the minority, I'm almost always argued against and people try to justify something like this by being like "this is our culture"....
fuck this culture and religion because you know damn well this shit is rooted in religion.. girls married off when they hit puberty to men twice their age is seen as an accomplishment.. men being encouraged to grace widows and divorced women with their kindness and marry them like they're broken or used (even if it meant getting a second, third or a fourth wife)...
And i know to most people reading this shit it sounds like I'm making it up but I'm not and you have no idea how much i wish i was..
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I know everyone likes to make fun of Ezra for believing Maul, but I honestly really liked that, because. Like. He's been working so hard to learn to trust people again. His new-found family is teaching him how to open up and how to let himself love others without being too afraid of losing them to connect
And he doesn't immediatly trust Maul, which shows that even if his trust issues are much better now, he's still not stupid and knows to be careful around strangers, especially if you found them inside a Sith Temple
But. Maul shows and tells him what he wants to see; he acts kind with him, reassures him when he's in doubt, and manipulates Ezra (who is a CHILD) into beliving in him so he could get what he wanted
Then he betrays him, and by blinding Kanan, he proves Ezra's 'little me' right
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there's something immensely hilarious about the difference here
Batman #442 / Batman: Gotham Knights #1
(cherry's) canon dick&bruce dynamics series
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Percy: *still drunk* William!!! Come pick me up please. I am incarcerated. Cousin Sirius says hello.
Bill: Percy!!! What happened.
Percy: We were involved in a drunk pub fight. We won but the prize was jail.
Bill: I’m coming little brother!!!
Percy: I knew I could count on you!!! Cousin Sirius says cousin Regulus will give you directions and a snack. Cousin Sirius is a mean drunk.
Bill: This is the most exciting thing to happen all month. I’m so proud of you.
Percy: Please do not tell our younger siblings. I want to keep the little dignity I have left.
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Can we talk about how Dexter is the only brunette in his family and how that is a great representation of how invisible he is to his parents? My knowledge about blonde hair and genetics might be limited, but I do know that natural blonde hair is hard to maintain and that with time, it can become brown. So probably Dexter had blonde hair, but due to the lack of care coming from his parents and servants alike, it became brown.
Or you know, you can also say that he dyes his hair to be *☆•°different°•☆* but I like my theory more 😌
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Trying to transliterate Leara's name into Quenya, and it somehow becomes, uh,
Lëarra
Which basically means "You Sealion!"
And I'm just, "Oh yes, this is That Sealion Woman, and she can breathe fire, as all sealions do."
If Leara, for any reason at all, needed an actual Quenya or Sindarin name for any fun Elvish shenanigans, we'll just use Calairie/Calearil, which is "Light of the Sea" in Quenya and Sindarin, and what Leara actually means.
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I’m thinking about the under the red hood final scene again as per usual. “Here’s this weapon you despise. Either prove that you love me by being accessory to murder or shoot me in the head” he’s sooo silly <33
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Another child was murdered by the terrorist regime of Iran
Morteza Delf-Zargani was a 9 year old child from Khuzestan province of Iran. He was murdered while sitting in his family car. According to his family they received no warning before the ir police started firing at their car. The police claimed they thought it was a stolen car.
Morteza Delf-Zargani’s father says the police started shooting at their car in the city of Shushtar without even a single warning and based on a false report of car theft.
According to the victim’s uncle, “when they saw the police car behind them, they intended to stop, but without any warning the police opened fire and Morteza died on the spot.”
In March, a two-year-old child was killed after Iranian special forces opened fire at the car carrying him and his family in the central city of Esfahan (Isfahan).
Morteza's case is also reminiscent of Kian Pirfalak, a 10-year-old boy who was killed by the Islamic Republic's security forces when they started shooting at his father's car during the 2022 protests. -iran international news
Today is Kian Pirfalak birthday too. He was a 10 year old child who was murdered during the nation wide protests in Iran by IRGC forces.
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