Follow up to this post dkjfhdkfjhdg (uncensored on Patreon)
ty to @veryintricaterituals for spanish beta! 😙
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ID: 1a. Wide shot of the foyer of the house as Guillermo walks backward from the front door, followed by cousin Miguel. Miguel swaggers through, looking around with a teasing grin, and says "Órale! Got rid of all the vines 'n shit, eh? No worries about eco-friendly anymore?" Guillermo smiles nervously, hands held out in a calming gesture as he backs toward the hallway. He replies, "Haha, yeah, okay, just...stay put and wait for me, okay? We'll just be in and out, real quick." Miguel asks, "What, you hiding something?" Guillermo splutters, "No, I just-" 1b. Close up of Guillermo from the front on a startled starburst background, eyes wide with panic as a voice from the hall calls out, "Guillermo?" Guillermo's face darkens and he begins to sweat profusely, bold text nearby telegraphing his thoughts: Oh no. 1c. Zoom out, view down the hallway as Guillermo leaps out of frame in the foreground, startled. Coming down the hall with a confident gait is Nandor, hair down, wearing nothing but his rings and a white button up shirt that certainly does not belong to him. His hairy thighs are bare beneath it, and his decency is only covered by a tastefully long black censor box that says 'swang!' as it swings back and forth with his steps. Nandor's stern gaze is focused on Guillermo as he demands, "Guillermo, where have you been? I had to take a bath all by myself, and I couldn't find my robe-"
2a. Wide shot from the side of all three men as Nandor reaches them at the mouth of the hallway. Nandor sees Miguel and grins, pleased, pointing at him and saying "Oh, hello... Is this for me?" Guillermo stands between them, frozen, red-faced, and sweating like a sinner in church. He shoots a panicked glance over his shoulder at Miguel, who is equally frozen and staring wide-eyed at Nandor's crotch. A clear dotted arrow line aims his gaze. 2b. Repeat. Guillermo snaps out of it and turns Nandor around, pushing at his back to steer him back down the hall. He splutters, "No, that is my cousin, just- no! Go to your room! And stop stealing my shirts!" Nandor, confused, allows himself to be pushed but glares over his shoulder, lip curled, and whines "Eyy, no pushing!" Miguel stands just as he was, wide-eyed stare moved to the middle distance. 2c. Shot from the hall toward the front door, Guillermo close-up in the foreground as he pushes Nandor away. In the background, Miguel somewhat recovers, a startled grin crossing his face as he holds one arm up in a shrug and calls, "Yo, hey, good for you, Memo-" Guillermo, blushing and angry, snaps back, "¡Cállate!" In parentheses: "shut up!"
3. Days later, Miguel stands with Silvia at her kitchen sink, drying a glass jar with a dishcloth as she has her gloved hands elbow-deep in soapy water. Frowning as he works, Miguel says, "Tía, conocí al novio de Memo el otro día." In parentheses: "Auntie, I met Memo's boyfriend the other day." Silvia smiles indulgently, eyes on the sink, and asks, "¿En serio? ¿Qué te pareció?" In parentheses: "Really? What did you think?" Miguel replies, "Como dijiste...mayor." In parentheses: "Like you said. Big." There is an asterisk next to big, leading to a footnote that says "Mayor can mean old/older or big/bigger". /end ID
I am now accepting ship requests for any of the fandoms I write for including Ted Lasso, MCU, Les Miserables and more (see the more here)! Just send in a bit about yourself, your chosen fandom, and your gender preference (if you have one), and I will ship you with a character from that fandom and give a few headcanons to go with it!
—> WHAT TO INCLUDE…
A bit about your personality.
Your hobbies + interests.
Gender preference (if you have one).
Fandom (please only request one fandom at a time!).
Physical appearance isn’t necessary, but feel free to mention height, unique features etc. - anything you think is important!
—> RULES…
My regular request rules apply - no mentions of smut, etc. Refer to my navigation post.
Please refrain from mentioning sensitive/triggering subjects in your ship. Any that do this will not be responded to out of consideration for other followers.
Please send requests into my ask box. Requests send through DM’s will not be responded to.
Try not to make it too short or too long, just go off the pointers here and you should be fine and dandy.
If you request a fandom from my ‘platonic only’ section, the ship will most likely be written platonically.
Please be patient and don’t complain if you’re shipped with someone you don’t like! I go off the vibes you give me and sadly I can’t please everyone.
—> EXAMPLE…
Request: Hi! I’d like to request a Ted Lasso ship. I’m pretty quiet and shy but can be very talkative when I’m comfortable around someone. I love to visit museums and spend time reading in cafes, and much prefer a quiet night in over a night on the town. I love History and am currently studying it. I’m pretty short and I like to think that I have really pretty eyes :) I have no gender preference!
Response: I ship you with Sam Obisanya!
Sam is more than happy to spend a quiet night in with you, though he does love dragging you to the silent discos some museums do.
He’s so patient when you’re shy at first and is honestly slightly the same. When you both open up, you can happily talk about anything for hours to each other.
He loves to listen to you ramble about your studies and finds it so cool that you know so much.
Sam is definitely the type to ask you about everything when you go on museum dates. He teases you with the classic ‘rubbish historian’ jest when you say you don’t know.
Overall, he is just so lovely and patient with you.
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I'm rewatching wwdits 4.07 with a friend rn and honestly my very favorite detail from this episode is Guillermo's grandmother wearing a rainbow cardigan specifically to support him and he didn't notice until he got up the courage to tell them the truth. ;o;
Miguel even gestures to it when he tells them that they've always known and supported him. ;o;
ID: 4 panel comic based on the meme from criminal minds. 1. Guillermo stands on a reddish background holding his phone sideways in front of his face, mouth to the microphone. He says, "Hey, Nandor. You're on speaker, so behave." Behind him stands his mom, who has her hands clasped together and looks concerned as she leans in to hear. Behind her is Miguel, also listening. 2. On a greenish background, Nandor sits at a table holding an old fashioned corded phone. Nadja doll stands on a stool behind him, fashioning his hair into dual buns to match hers. Nandor smirks at the phone and raises an eyebrow, replying "Or what? You'll spank me?" 3. Repeat. Nandor's smirk widens and he leans forward in anticipation as silence extends from the other end of the line. Nadja doll unbalances behind him, yanking the free end of his bun in irritation to pull him back. 4. Guillermo stands with the phone pulled away from his face, mortified, cheeks flushed deep red as he looks nervously at his mother from the corner of his eye. She is staring back at him blank faced. Miguel is wheezing with laughter. From them phone, Nandor says, "Guillermo? Did the call drop? I SAID-" /end ID
I just found out that in the French version of wwdits Viago's name is Mike... Vladislav is Geoffroy and Deacon is called Miguel...... I am literally crying screaming throwing up
why the FUCK would you burden me with this information as if this isn't the only thing I'll be capable of thinking about for the rest of my days... mike and geoff and miguel. what the fuck.
-> (watcher/buzzfeed unsolved: shane, ryan, cc. tinsley, ricky goldsworth)
-> (pirates of the carribean: jack sparrow, elizabeth swann, will turner)
-> (slimecicle cinematic universe: charlie, jschlatt, tommy/zommy, the bachelor (wilbur), the bachelor of blood (quackity), florida man, mad scientist, ronald, and the wizard)
hello!! im haley. i call my s/i the same thing bc yea. my prns are he/she. i heard that carrd doesnt work for everyone so im making this. also im filipino. thats kewl
im new to the self shipping community. i post art & mostly just ramble about my f/os. as of right now i'll probably be posting the most about metalocalypse, wwdits and clone high. atsv too.
i mostly have platonic and familial f/os, i have Two romantic f/os. these r them.
FAMILIAR F/Os
- literally all of dethlok but i will post more about nathan explosion and toki wartooth. those dudes r all from metalocalypse.
- nandor the relentless, viago, and guillermo de la cruz from wwdits!
- peter b parker, miguel o'hara from atsv.
PLATONIC F/Os
- frida, cleo, jfk from clone high
- miles morales, margo kess, spidernoir from atsv. miles is queer platonic tho
ROMANTIC F/Os
- gwen stacy from atsv. blonde hair + black hair duos on top tbh 💪
DNI : proshippers. also people who are anti black washing or general just like. making white characters poc. BC I DO THAT ALOTTT. also terfs. adults who ship with minors romantically. yeah thats it.
BYF: sharing f/os is super okay with me. if i reblog something inappropriate or if u need smth tagged lmk. also im cool with fandom blogs !!
ok byee this is my first blog pls be nice. i'll make a tag guide in another post bc i dont want this to be TOOOO long.
watching WWDITS for the first time and being beset by visions of a crossover between miguel "vampire" o'hara and guillermo de la cruz because my brain never stops and i think the miscommunication would be fun