#misread signs meme

[spectrum-color]

Uhhhh Molly is claiming to be pregnant now despite having been menopausal for several years and I am confused if this is actually happening? Is Fitz gonna have a magic baby or is this gonna end up being some sort of tragic illness?

#rote readthrough #realm of the elderings #rote #fitzchivalry farseeer #molly chandler #this is way too bonkers #like I don’t think this is the sort of series where she gives birth to a fae #I hope it’s not like molly has cancer and misreads the signs #that would be way too sad #but the alternative is also really weird #I am the oprah meme rn #fitz and the fool spoilers

[ofspvrta]

❛ drag . to pull my muse closer by a piece of clothing . / from carol.

μ::|| meme: 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑬𝑵𝑶𝑹𝑴𝑰𝑻𝒀 𝑶𝑭 𝑴𝒀 𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑰𝑹𝑬 . | accepting [ Ξ ]

θ::|| @torntruth | carol

It felt like the only time she left the tower was for her morning walks, battles that needed her might, or whenever Carol had an idea to get Kassandra to experience some new part of the modern era she thought the immortal would enjoy. And it hasn't failed yet. Carol had managed to cure her boredom every single time. The troubling thing was, she realized a familiar feeling was brewing in her gut. That fluttering feeling whenever Carol checked in on her. At first, she chalked it up to the fact that the blonde felt responsible for her. But it felt like something else. The woman became the first friend Kassandra had since awakening once more.

But... what if it was more than that? There is no mistaking what the Keeper is feeling, she knows that flutter.

Of course, she doesn't realize she's staring until Carol waves a hand in front of her face. "Hello, ground control to Kassandra. Are you okay? You zoned out on me." Unfortunately, she only parses about half of that. She's searching for something, a sign that Carol feels that same feeling she does. The Keeper shakes her head. "I'm fine. I just... got lost in thought is all." Or her eyes. Damn. She has to know, she has to know that it's not just her.

Studying her features just a moment longer, her eyes momentarily fall on her lips. Gods, either she's about to misread this entire thing or she's about to make the best decision since she was revived. Her hand reaches out to grab Carol by the lapel of her bomber jacket, pulling her in as she presses a kiss against her lips, tasting the chapstick on her lips.

#λ::|| the legend | superhero verse #τ::|| carol danvers #τ::|| marvel #λ::|| new york | 2010s ce #torntruth #μ::|| there's another goat? | memes #kass is about to either regret everything or be in for a nice surprise

[itwoodbeprefect]

hopefully it's not too late for the WIP meme? there's such a veritable smorgasbord of goodies to choose from, i narrowed it down to these three not to be greedy:

4. The fic where Steve thinks Danny is dating the botanist neighbor (that sounds hysterical, jealous suspicious Steve is the best source of comedy)

12. The bunk beds fic (👀👀👀)

18. I spy, with my little bi (that's just a great pun)

(if three is too much then any of these is fine))

definitely not too late!!

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The fic where Steve thinks Danny is dating the botanist neighbor

this is a post-finale fic! it’s pretty far along, so it will almost definitely get finished and posted at some point. steve returns home after his trip to wherever and danny suddenly seems very close with their neighbor (the woman we see briefly in the episode about eddie’s ptsd), who has a kid about charlie’s age, and steve badly misreads what’s going on (which is that danny has made a new friend and is providing quinn opportunities to flirt with her), which is sad for him, because he was dreaming of coming home and sweeping danny off his feet. (spoiler: there is a happy end.)

the opening paragraphs:

Steve is away from Hawaii for two months. They’re short months, considering how much traveling and sightseeing and soul searching he crams into them, but they’re interminably long for how much time he spends missing home. If leaving was like trying to set a broken bone, unpleasant and painful but direly needed, then touching down in Oahu feels like finally getting the cast off. Like freedom - like even before he officially deboards the plane, he’s several pounds lighter. He didn’t tell anyone he was coming back, not even Danny, so he takes a taxi from the airport. The familiar scenery crawls by. It’s not because of heavy traffic or an overly cautious driver, but because his last shred of patience has run out and the itch just under his skin increases with every heartbeat. He bursts out of the car the moment it rolls to a stop in front of a white picket fence that looks impossibly even whiter than when he left. At the same time, a head pops up from behind one of the bushes in the front garden. It’s Danny - Danny, in a slightly sweaty t-shirt, holding a pair of garden shears, and most mysteriously of all, wearing an actual straw hat. For a moment Steve is so overwhelmed with a mix of relief, bafflement and affection that he just stands there, grinning like a loon. Danny drops the shears, takes off the hat and wipes his forehead with his wrist without taking his eyes off of Steve. “Hi,” he says, finally, as his expression cracks and he also ends up grinning from ear to ear. Maybe that’s the sign Steve was waiting for; maybe he was already moving. “Getting in touch with nature?” he asks, as he passes through the little gate that’s always open. “Had to find something to keep me occupied,” Danny says, while he navigates his way around some flowers Steve’s never seen before to the garden path. Steve might have asked more, but that’s when they collide: in the middle of the garden, under the skies of home, before Steve has even had a chance to unload his bags. He breathes in the sweat-aftershave-earth smell in the crook of Danny’s neck. His blood stops itching and his heart settles down. And then, out of nowhere, a cheerful female voice says, “Oh, welcome back!”

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The bunk beds fic

this is tani pov - she comes into work in the morning to find junior being very weird, and he tells her that he saw steve and danny share a bed and she’s maybe mildly surprised but not really, and junior doesn’t have time to explain what’s up before steve and danny come in. the title here is a bit of a spoiler, but here’s the crucial part:

“Junior just told me you finally saw sense and bought a bed together.”

Next to her, Junior twitches and opens his mouth, but nothing comes out.

“We did,” Steve says. He deposits his empty coffee on the non-techy part of the tech table and crosses his arms. “It’s nice. Kinda expensive-”

“You’re just cheap,” Danny interjects.

“-but probably worth the money,” Steve finishes, with a pointed look at Danny.

Danny gives a satisfied nod. “Eats up a lot of space, but that just means more room in bed, and where else are you going to be in a bedroom, huh?”

None of this sounds weird. Tani’s wondering more and more whether Junior just got out of his bed on the wrong side this morning. She looks at him and he seems to be pleading with her with just his eyes, so she gives him the benefit of the doubt and takes one last shot at finding out. “And you’re comfortable sharing this bed?”

Steve and Danny exchange a lightly baffled look. “Of course,” Danny says.

Steve shrugs. “Why wouldn’t we be?”

Tani turns back to Junior because he’s almost visibly vibrating by this point. She pokes his shoulder with a finger to see if he’s alright over there. “A bunk bed!” he blurts, and for a moment, Tani is just relieved he didn’t let the pressure of those words build for so long he literally exploded with it. “The bed they bought together is a bunk bed. I saw it this morning. Bunk bed. They’re sleeping in a bunk bed.”

That’s when the words sink in and Tani’s jaw drops. “A bunk bed?”

“A bunk bed,” Junior confirms, his head bowing. Whether it’s in relief or a deflation related to coming clean doesn’t really matter now.

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I spy, with my little bi

so. i’ve written a lot of things that i would describe as sort of crack, or almost crack, or crack but treated seriously, and this fic, uh, really pushes that boundary. here’s a paragraph of which i’m not even entirely sure if it was  supposed to be my notes or a rough draft of the opening of the fic, but either way it explains the concept:

Steve, being both ace and bi, is utterly invisible to the average human’s naked eye whenever he wants to be. This makes him an invaluable asset to the US government. Of course his superiors are frustrated at his staunch refusal to tell them how he does it, but he has to stick to that, because if he tries to explain he runs the risk that someone might understand, learn something, and render his powers moot. He’d probably get fired, and potentially not even because he can’t do the trick anymore.

so then essentially. steve is a super secret navy spy with invisibility powers, and he’s sneaking into a terrible building in hawaii to spy on a Bad Guy, but then there’s a great smell from the Bad Guy’s neighbor and he decides to dip into that apartment and steal some cookies, and then danny is like, what, who the fuck are you, get away from my cookies, because it turns out (gasp) that danny can see steve. because danny is bisexual too (and not in denial about that fact, like everyone else steve usually runs into on his missions would be).

in the end of course steve arrests the guy he was there for:

“Whoa!” the guy yells, genuinely freaked the fuck out. He’s looking right past Steve at Danny. “How are you doing this? Let me go!”

Danny frowns. “You mean you can’t see the huge man who’s pinning you to the floor?”

Steve’s gotten all the use out of his invisibility that he can get. “I’m straight!” he yells, and thinks about objectified boobs and two-second bro hugs, and his suspect yells again, but even louder.

“Where the fuck did you come from?”

... and then steve gets fired anyway, because it turns out his invisibility has weaknesses. and he starts a taskforce in hawaii.

#thank you for playing!! 🎉 #h50 #ask #*

[pansyfemme]

i do not care abt astrology to the point of purposful ignorance and i was looking at a meme and misread it and was like ‘jesus theres a sign called labia now?’

[amarantine-amirite]

The Coolest SOS

Claire stirred from her slumber, groaning as she reached over to silence the incessant beeping of her answering machine. Rubbing the sleep from her eyes, she pressed the play button, her curiosity piqued by the ten messages that awaited her. To her surprise, each caller displayed the same distinctive symbol: an elegant letter "S" resembling the infinity sign. Intrigued, she leaned in closer, ready to listen to what awaited her.

Each message repeated the same enigmatic words: Friday, 222, weathervane, parachutist, sundial, pig's head on a stick, C-section. Their meaning eluded her, but a sense of urgency tinged her senses. It was as though these messages held a secret she needed to unravel.

Claire's answering machine not only played the messages but also displayed the date and time of each call. She glanced at the screen, her eyes widening in disbelief. Each message came at a different time, but the date remained the same: 12-04-7023.

She read it repeatedly, needing to confirm that she hadn't misread. The realization struck her. These messages had come from a staggering 5000 years into the future.

Later that day, Claire and her sister Kim sat together in the living room, attempting to decipher the cryptic puzzle.

"Friday is obvious," Kim mused, "it happened on a Friday." Her brow furrowed with concentration.

Claire nodded, but her focus shifted. "What about '222'?" she questioned.

"It's an angel number." Kim guessed, "222 is associated with balance, collaboration, love, and harmony. Perhaps it signifies something related to that."

Claire wasn't convinced. "It has to be something simpler. Maybe it's a reference to the time on the clock," she suggested, pointing towards the portrait of Independence Hall on a $100 bill that one of them found under the couch.

A spark of realization lit up Kim's eyes. "you might be onto something there," she admitted.

Claire's confusion deepened as she considered the other enigmatic terms. "I have no idea about 'weathervane' and 'sundial'," she admitted, her brows furrowing. "But 'Parachutist' and 'Pig's head on a stick' are from Lord of the Flies. Remember? The kids mistook the dead parachutist for the Beast, and the pig's head was their offering."

"I see," Kim nodded, "but what's up with 'C-section'?"

Claire pondered, her mind grasping for a connection. "Maybe they meant disembowelment and forgot the word, because I have no idea what a C-section has to do in any of this."

Together, they continued to speculate, their thoughts intertwining as they attempted to piece together the fragments of this mysterious message from the future. Unbeknownst to them, their quest for answers would soon lead them down a winding path of intrigue and wonder, blurring the line between reality and fiction in ways they could never have imagined.

We've all seen it. We've even drawn it on our books when we were kids. We've all had that friend who showed us how to draw it. Six vertical lines, two diagonal lines connecting the vertical lines, a pointed top, a pointy bottom, and two more diagonal lines closing it all in. The Cool S.

Some people think that it comes from Superman, while others believe it comes from Spiderman. A handful even think that it represents the Mobius Strip. I used to believe that it was invented by "some kid", and then it spread everywhere. It was sort of like a meme that was spread without the aid of the internet.

Everything anyone has ever said about The Cool S is wrong. The Cool S is actually an SOS from the future. The Cool S evolved as a contraction of the letters in SOS. It started with two S inside an O. Eventually, the S's became superimposed in the O. The result? A gnarly infinity symbol that means HELP - DIRE EMERGENCY.

The SOS message came from Frieda.

On February 22, 2023, Frieda was sentenced to 10,000 years in cryogenic storage for something she didn't do. she had only served half the time. The power went out, releasing Frieda from cryogenic storage 5000 years early.

Frieda couldn't just walk out of there like nothing ever happened. Little robots with spider legs with a circular saw on the top powered up to dispatch the escaped prisoner.

Frieda ran from them. She found the emergency parachutes and sailed out of the facility and into a restricted area. she didn't mean to. One of the robots got airborne and tore the parachute. That's why she landed there.

Upon landing, Frieda stood up covered in all manner of scratches, bumps, and bruises. She found herself somewhere flat and sunny. Only a long staff that acted like a sundial broke up the horizon.

This staff didn't passively sit there. If anyone entered the restricted area without permission, a surveillance camera and a tractor beam attached to a telescoping stalk activated.

the robocop-on-a-stick powered on, shot up, and zapped Frieda, rendering her motionless. The robots caught up to her and cut open her stomach, leaving her to bleed to death.

Frieda tried to call for help, but she was in so much pain from getting her stomach cut open that she couldn't concentrate on what she was doing. In the process, she managed to send her SOS to someone 5000 years in the past.

It didn't help. Nothing could help now.

#writing #writers #writers on tumblr #short story #short fiction

[the-muse-coven]

𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 & 𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐒

RULES: bold for usually, italics for sometimes

HAPPINESS. being unable to stop smiling. laughter. bear hugs. happy tears. waving arms around. dancing. contently sighing. eyes twinkling. laughter lines. childlike playfulness. skipping. talking more. affection. cracking more jokes than usual. gesturing more when talking. higher pitched voice. squealing. jumping around. clapping.

SADNESS. tearing up. self-hugging. one-arm cross. an aching chest. scratchy throat. a runny nose. turning away. deep breaths. quivery smiles. crying. infantile sobbing. hands gripping each other or an object. covering mouth. puffy eyes. eyes appear red. voice breaking. a distant or empty stare. monotone voice. asking for comfort. faking a smile. crumbling. shaking. whimpering. abusing an unhealthy habit. withdrawing from others. big teary eyes. doing something even if it could hurt them.

ANGER. furrowed brows. baring teeth. passive-aggressive comments. avoiding eye contact. sarcasm. headache. sore muscles. hiding clenched fists. irritability. jumping to conclusions. raising voice. going silent. demanding immediate action. keeping it all in until exploding. body tensing. making risky decisions. middle finger.

FEAR. wanting to flee or hide. what-ifs. images of what-could-be flashing in mind. uncontrollable trembling. rapid breathing. screaming. a skewed sense of time. irritability. keeping silent. denying fear. turning away from the cause. pretending to be brave. nail-biting. lip-biting. scratching skin. a joking tone but a voice that cracks. fainting. insomnia. panic attacks. exhaustion. substance abuse. tics. rushing adrenaline. face draining of colour. hair lifting on the back of the neck. feeling rooted to the spot. making body as small as possible. staring but not seeing. crying. a shrill voice. whispering. gripping something or someone. stuttering. flinching at noises. pleading.

EXHAUSTION. constantly yawning. slurring words together. dark circles or lines under eyes. mood swings. hallucinations. calling people by the wrong name. dizziness. denying they’re tired. slow blinking. trouble concentrating. stumbling. leaning on a doorframe for support. sluggish movements. falling asleep someplace that isn’t a bed. becoming irritated by the smallest things. “i’m awake, i’m fine”. shaking so bad they spill their drink. fall asleep in their clothes. lay their head on the table because they’re so tired. passing out.

Tagged By: @octocoin (thank you!! <3) Tagging: @asimplemulti, @fcreststridcr, @roleplay-abiogenesis2, @soulsbetrayed, @nurturing-starlight (& anyone else who would like to do this one!)

Gonna put some small notes down here for some of these, since it's Morax's Feelings and Indicators!

Notes for Sadness:

He primarily bases a good chunk of these reactions on the Aftermath of losing so many that were close to him (other Adepti, Guizhong, and technically also Azdhaha). Previously, Morax rarely, if ever, expressed any sort of emotions (positive or negative) and so a good portion of his experiences with negative feelings revolve around the loss of those close to him in ways that few could precisely completely understand without having been there, since he also lost those who knew him before he became an Archon as well as after.

Morax rarely cries, even when he has proper reason to because of this, which is why none of the tearing up or crying indicators are marked. This is actually one of the worst ways to try and see if he's feeling sadness due to this, and so a great many have misinterpreted him as unable to feel it at all in the past because they have misread the signs of it because there are no tears.

Some indicators that aren't present in the meme for this but are still relevant are: Markings glowing less, tail stops moving/goes limp, becoming more introspective, body temperature lowering, shoulders sagging as if placed under intense weight, loss of posture to some degree.

Notes for Fear:

Another emotion he did not experience a lot of in the past. He primarily fears for others, rather than for himself, due to this.

Experiences fear also primarily for others than himself because of the fact that he is an Archon/God and has lived for over 6000+ years. He is old, he is, by all rights, functionally immortal, and incredibly powerful. Morax is aware of the fact that there are very, very few things that could actively kill him or put his life in any considerable amount of danger. As a result, he is also all the more aware of the fact that for those he cares for, there are a great many things that could take those loved ones away from him.

Some things that fear didn't have as indicators in the meme are: Tends to flex claws, restless movements, tail tucking between his legs, small chittery growls (a dragon adeptus specific response), distressed keening/calling for loved ones (dragon adeptus specific response, usually mate specific dragon adeptus specific response), and eyes scanning surroundings over and over

Notes for Happiness:

There is not much notes to say here, like previously stated, Morax didn't feel a lot if at all in terms of positive and negative emotions prior to meeting the other adepti and Guizhong, as a result there is not a lot of behaviors beyond instinctual ones that show as indicators for Morax to show he is happy, or in the closest case, contented.

Some indicators not in the meme are: tail wagging (faster/harder the wag, the higher the intensity of the emotion felt), pleased trilling/chirping (dragon adepti specific), purring/rumbling (dragon adepti specific), closer proximity to person, biting/nipping (dragon adepti specific, often mate or family specific)

Notes for Anger:

This one, unlike many of those listed on the indicators list, is something that Morax felt more often pre-meeting the Adepti and Guizhong. It is one of the few emotions that Morax does have prior experience with, as well as is one he as a result had the most trouble keeping the reins in on when it does happen.

Morax has levels of anger, due to his prior experience, going from as minimal as irritation, to a human level of anger, to fury, to primal/instinctive rage which is the highest level of anger Morax can experience and is often the most difficult to diffuse him from.

Morax's indicators both serve as a good read on his mood, but in situations of high tension that are causing anger, also work as an indicator for warning. Dragon Adepti are notoriously very bad to anger, given their incredibly territorial and protective nature meaning that a good portion of that anger if pushed too far can result in extensive damage or even loss of life in the event they cannot calm down. (Mini tangent hc: This is the reason I personally believe that Morax is one of the only surviving dragon/draconic Adepti left, as rather than provoke them, those fearful of dragon Adepti instead sought them out in hunts and killed/slayed them as a means of "protecting" themselves from future need to avoid provocation)

The mention of the very much basic extinction of Morax's specific species subset is a very quick way to set off his temper. It is a sore spot for him, and it is very easy if implied to ever even slightly have been a "good" thing to happen to push him into the highest level of anger Morax has. He has killed many specifically because of this.

When Morax initially realized he was the last one remaining of the Dragon Adepti, instead of going right into mourning the incredible loss of life to straight up primal/instinctive rage and hunted down and slayed every last person who had hunted his kind and done the same.

Some indicators that are not in the meme are: slitted pupils, growling, hissing, snapping fangs/teeth, scales rising/hardening, roaring, lunging/surging forward, scraping/digging claws into surfaces, tail lashing, smoke/steam rising from mouth & nose, eyes glowing/burning, accidentally breaking objects, surges of presence/power

Notes For Exhaustion:

Adepti as a rule have much higher amounts of stamina and as a result have more energy, meaning they rarely push themselves outside of extenuating circumstances to the point of actual exhaustion. Morax is also an Archon/God, and the power of his Gnosis gives him even more energy and stamina to work with on top of his species. As a result, he is rarely, if ever, exhausted despite how long he has lived.

Morax is more likely to become emotionally or mentally exhausted than physically, as despite his species lending him more energy to devote to it, he has lived a very long time and so as a result he has a lot of emotional/mental baggage and hang-ups that, to some degree, lower his threshold for his stamina tolerance for these aspects.

Morax has an incredibly good memory, as he is able to recall events that he experiences with perfect clarity, even though the God of Wisdom has the root of the world's knowledge and memories in their domain and has altered it before. Morax's memory of events is unaffected by this fact, though he is bound by Contract not to speak directly of this fact to those of this world by those who gave him his divinity.

Some signs of exhaustion not on the indicator list are: Drowsy rumbling, swaying/dragging tail, loss of control over his more human features, tension in the limbs (context specific: relaxes if in presence of those he trusts while exhausted, tense in areas where exhausted), loss of some fine motor control such as catching objects or picking them up, swaying/rocking his body side to side

Morax like his anger has levels of exhaustion, and rarely if ever does he let his exhaustion get to a level where it becomes extreme and hinders daily tasks and activities, let alone affect the amount of control that he has over his form since in most cases, many times his exhaustion is when he is taking on his more mortal/human appearance to blend in with other humans.

#Adeptal Prime | Morax #Lapis Dei | Zhongli #Memories of Stone | Zhongli/Morax Headcanons #Waves On The Rocks | Azul/Zhongli #Care for A Turn? | Dash Games

[oliver-ashcroft-documents]

For a moment, the coast was clear, and Damien decided to move before anyone knocked on the door. He took one of Oliver's hands in his own and gently kissed him on the lips. (blueheartedmayor, since Ash misread a meme and though I could send a kiss)

@blueheartedmayor

Oliver had came to visit briefly (something about work, he couldn’t be bothered to remember now), when the door shut. Damien smiled that glorious, shiny smile of his, and Oliver stuttered over a few hand signs. A cold hand took his and before he could breath a ‘Damien?’, the mayor himself leaned in and kissed him so sweetly. Oliver froze, starstruck, blinking a few times. He settled, honied affection melting the surprise away, before his eyes shut and he returned the soft kiss. It lasted a mere moment, but it was one to be cherished always by the district attorney.

#‘from the mailbox’ — asks #blueheartedmayor #‘who am i again?’ — undefined verse #‘pressed gardenias’ — damien #‘we made a bloodoath’ — mayor/ollie #(you can always drop in here Ash I love these <3)

[backedagainstthewall]

Signs it’s time to go to bed:  you get a meme from someone saying their character wants to “nuzzle” James and you misread it as saying they wanted to “muzzle” James.

#OOC #Also it's midnight

[miidnighters]

[ text ] –– why?: the omens and signs, ours is not to ask why, misreading the stars, or disrespect the sun? / mori to callie

@sorrowsick | TEXTING MEME ⟶ WELCOME TO NIGHTVALE TWEETS

[ Mori ] nothing to be interpreted in the stars tonight [ Mori ] and the sun gets nothing but respect even tho she does nothing for me personally [ Mori ] the moon tho? that's my girl [ Mori ] waning crescent tonight. rest and regeneration. you okay?

#sorrowsick #x. answer | callisto | ☾

[random-kido]

Been up since like 3 am chilling in the tub due to headaches and getting sleepy so words are starting to slur in my eyes and I misread an 'I love him you honor' meme as 'I love him your boner' and I think that's a good enough sign as any to got to bed at 6 am if any

#rambles #i also have some gnarly heart burn #not sure what the hell is wrong with my body rn #but it suuuuuuuuuuucks

[biochemsitry]

I was doing math hw in my university's coffee shop and I got up to order a coffee and horribly misread the sign for the drink of the week (I thought it said "potentially filled with creme de menthe" but it really said "piquantly fused with creme de menthe"). I had too much calculus and functions and derivatives on my mind to read words, and my friend (who was taking my order) laughed at me because of my illiteracy. So for a few minutes while I was trying to figure out the sign, I was literally this meme

#math #calculus #funny #misread #horrible misreading #coffee #confused math lady meme

[queenharumiura]

∗ 1oo﹕ sender  has  just  died ,  receiver  finds  out . // luca , as a treat :)

Taken from meme: [x] ||Accepting|| A ‘treat’ —Did I want this? I’ll get my revenge, wait for it! Verse: Varia

Haru was listening to music as she was reading a book in her leisure time. She’d returned from a difficult mission just last week and she was enjoying a much deserved vacation. It was times like this that she could crack open a book and read in peace when a certain duo was out on a mission together. Ravein, at least, was the more secretive of the two and should be able to hold Luca back from going too far, running head-first into danger. Critical thinking wasn’t exactly his strongest suit.

They’d be fine and cover for each other, she thought. There wasn’t a reason to be worried for them. Reality was going to prove the opposite soon enough as someone walks into the room she was reading in, basking in the warm sunlight. The majority of this place was a bit dreary and dark, so she purposefully sought out a place that had some sunlight for her to take advantage of. Like a cat, enjoying the sun, it was ‘Haru relaxation hours.’

Of course, this held true only if other people didn’t come to bother her. Looking up from her book, she shot an annoyed glance in the direction of the uninvited guest. Not deigning to take her earbuds out of her ears for this person, she opted to read their lips as they broke the news. She motions for them to stop, pulling one of her earbuds out.

“Say that again. I don’t think I read that right.” Surely, she’d misread their lips when they told her that both Ravein and Luca were missing. On an entire team, they were the only two unaccounted for. Supposedly, by sacrificing themselves, they could ensure the rest of the team returned to base with their lives intact. The chances of them still being alive were grim.

“The last team mission in France returned late last night and, Ravein and Luca didn’t return with them. The recovery team is being dispatched to retrieve them.”

Setting her book aside, she was out the door, moving past the informant. “Who do I need to talk to to get on the recovery team?” There was no reason this person came to break the news to her unless they expected her to join the recovery team. The Varia knew that she had a close relationship with both Luca and Ravein. Telling her any of this before the team was finalized was just begging for her to volunteer herself.

If they didn’t want her to join, it would’ve been best to inform her after the fact, but that also meant she’d hunt down whoever withheld the information from her and pummel them to vent her frustrations. It was something she’d never forgive them for, and they had signed the lease of always getting punched at the bare minimum any time they showed their face around her.

Whichever the case, she was walking down the winding hallways as the informant kept telling her more information. “The mission was successful. Someone accidentally triggered an alarm, alerting them of their presence. From all accounts, Ravein followed after Luca who volunteered to do something about it. What kind of intelligence officer throws themselves into danger like that?”

Obviously, Ravein was that sort of intelligence officer who runs straight into danger because Luca impulsively threw himself into the throes of it (again). He wasn’t much of a talker, to the point of being a mute. What probably happened was that Luca ran off first before Ravein could prevent him from running off, so he probably opted to follow behind him. Prioritizing the mission after chasing after the two, the rest of the team left the two of them behind, choosing to trust in their abilities.

The thing of it was that they never did return.

She’d always told Luca to think things through before he acted. He could put not only himself but others in danger if he kept being as impulsive as he was. “What are the chances they’re alive?” 

“It’s not very high... less than 5% even.” 

Nothing was set in stone yet. There was a chance that either of them were still alive, but maybe seriously injured. She felt anxious at the idea that every minute wasted was another minute of being too late. If she manages to find them safe and almost sound, she was going to give both of them the biggest lecture of their damn lives.

Of course, she had to find them alive first to do just that.

If they were at risk of being captured, she knew for a fact that Ravein wouldn’t take that risk, and he’d keel over sooner than they could attempt to torture information out of him. Would the enemy really opt to kill the intruders? No, they’d at least consider capturing them alive for information. If something happened to Ravein, Luca wasn’t going to be able to keep himself calm. It would probably get to the point where they’d have to get rid of him than to waste the resources to subdue and capture him alive.

It truly was looking grim for her two idiots. It was looking even grimmer for anyone who would get in her way. 

Sadness and or tears can wait until the truth is revealed. Until then, the only thing she knows is unbridled anger. She slams the door open, “The recovery team, put me on.” This wasn’t a request but a demand.

“I’m bringing my idiots back.” Dead or alive, they’re coming back.

#Yuuwen #Meme answered #Answered ask #Thanks for the ask! #Haru speaks #((Muse; Luca)) #((Guest muse; Ravein)) #((You see--- we didn't talk about not hurting Rav yesterday)) #((It's a 2 for 1 muse death in this house!!!)) #((But you see-- I didn't realllyyyyy kill them. It's up in the air- but highly implied they are dead)) #((Did I cheat? Yes and no. If Luca died so did Ravein. If Ravein survives so did Luca! Am I using Rav against you? Yes)) #((The question is if you're willing to kill Ravein too B3c )).

[captainwholecake]

Hey! Love your work.

How would the strawhats react after find out that their s/o is deaf??

a/n: I’m putting this in a person they like being deaf type context because if they were together I feel like they would know beforehand

warnings: I’m not deaf so terrible descriptions of someone being deaf

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Monkey D. Luffy

Himbo, the most lovely himbo out there

I can see him being confused by someone telling him their deaf but he would understand the idea of they mean

I feel like Robin or Nami would have to explain to him what they meant

And after finding out he would be especially caring and gentle towards

I hc that Luffy knows how the read and write just not that much, especially after the fact he thought the government lowered his bounty because he misread 1.5 million but I can see him trying his absolute hardest to write so he talk to them about anything he wants

I can also see him learning sign language for them too

Roronoa Zoro

Zoro would be hella confused and no on can tell me otherwise

I'm imagining him being in the middle of drink when they tell them and he's just looking at them confused out of the corner of his eye and the bottle barely off his mouth

Nami runs up and whispers in his ear what they meant and he just goes ohhh

I can him instantly learning sign language and surprisingly hes better at that then he is at directions

I also see him being way gentle than usual towards them

Tell me why I'm imagining Zoro asking them questions by pointing to things and then proceeds to fuck with them

Nami

HOTTEST BITCH ON THE PLANET

I feel like she would just know straight up no questions asked

I also feel like she would already know sign language for some reason

Strong 'They asked for no pickles' vibes (she gives off that vibe no matter what but you know what I mean)

Will beat someone if they even remotely doubt her beloveds deafness

Probably has a notepad and pen on hand for them to write down what they need to say someone who doesn't know asl

Bro she would so caring towards them and would always wanted them to feel comfortable-

Usopp

Oh Usopp he would probably be as confused as Luffy but he probably realize faster

Mans would try his hardest to learn asl

But it’s just hard for him but he still tries

He ends up resorting to writing out what he wants to talk to after he tries to do asl

Bro I’m just imagining how bad he would feel because he bad asl i-

he would end up as the hes a little confused but hes got the spirit meme but in a good way

Vinsmoke Sanji

ngl totally didn't forget about Sanji and didn't realize until after I did Robin's Idk what you mean

If I had to rank the strawhats by who would the best in this situation, Robin would be first and Nami & Sanji would be tied for second

I feel like he would already be learning/have some knowledge of asl cause you know at least some guests at the Baratie were deaf or hard of hearing

Would be especially mad the dumbass trio doesn't understand and just start yelling

Always makes sure their always comfortable and okay

Sanji making sure hes getting his asl right before completes a convo with them

Mans would be so caring and I hate it

Chopper

I love him but I don’t really know how he would react to this and yeah but look at this cute ass gif of him

Nico Robin

SECOND HOTTEST BITCH ON THE PLANET

Basically the same as Nami 

I just know that Robin knows asl and maybe even Wanos asl at this point

She teaches all the other strawhats asl too

Nami and Zoro are the best at it somehow

Hey do you think she will sign the poneglyphs??

Robin would honestly be the best lover to have when this type situation tbh

Franky

Strong confusion vibes but would immediately get the idea of making them one piece verison of a cochlear implant

I feel like he would also try to quieter just in case

Okay now I'm imagining Franky making different prototypes of cochlear implants-

HE JUST CARES A LOT OKAY

also why do I feel like he would be really good at asl

THE SMALL HAND THAT COMES OUT OF HIS HAND SIGNING SHSHSHSD

Brook

MANS IS A SKELETON HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE EARS

BUT TELL ME WHY HE SEEMS LIKE HE WOULD BE REALLY GOOD AT ASL

No seriously mans a master at it

I wonder if something related to his pirate life from 50 years early

I can see him feel really sad that he can't play music for them but they tell him they can feel the vibrations of the music

I think Brook has never been so happy before

Jinbei

I feel like Fishmen/Merpeople have some type of echo location communication thing

I don't know how to explain it but yeah

Imagining if you can just talk through your brains

But I can also see him learning asl for them

He would be tied for third with Brook on the best at knowing asl

I genuinely don't know what else to say but let me say Jinbe would also be really caring and it hurts

#Strawhats x reader #monkey d luffy x reader #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #roronoa zoro x reader #nami x reader #nami one piece #nico robin x reader #nico robin #sanji vinsmoke #vinsmoke sanji x reader #vinsmoke sanji #op jinbe #one piece jinbe #one piece x reader #one piece brook #usopp x reader #one piece usopp #one piece #one piece imagines #one piece scenarios #one piece scenario #one piece franky #franky x reader #one piece imagine

[haikyuuphilia]

Hi! I have a request: What do you think haikyuu boys would use as their phone wallpaper? Thankyou🥰🥰

i’m so sorry i completely misread this request and thought it said “which haikyuu boys would use you as their phone wallpaper” (TT_TT) so i’ll answer your actual ask in a post right after this one!!! 

most likely to use you as their phone wallpaper ♡

→  OIKAWA has a whole photo album in his camera roll dedicated to photos of you, so he has a lot to choose from. he likes the ones where you’re smiling, but he’ll change the lockscreen regularly to match his phone’s aesthetic if he’s moved his apps or widgets around. always picks out ones where he looks good – he claims you look good in all the photos – to use as his lockscreen. 

→  ATSUMU definitely puts a photo of you and him together. he chooses whatever recent photo catches his eye, something where both of you look hot. his whole motivation is that he wants other people to be jealous when they look at his phone. the wallpaper he chooses for his home screen is some photo of you that’s really soft and cute photo (for his eyes only).

→  BOKUTO always shows people his phone screen whenever he changes the wallpaper (it’s you every single time; his teammates are sick of seeing pictures of you at this point). he just wants to show off two things: 1) he’s dating someone, and 2) that person is you. he makes a big show of unlocking his phone so people will notice, and his screen time settings show that he spends at least 30 minutes per day on his lockscreen.

→  SUNA likes ones where you look like a meme: maybe you with a clay skincare mask – things like snapchats that were meant to disappear but ended up being screenshot by him – and it only encourages him to leave it up if you tell him to change the wallpaper. he takes a lot of photos of you two doing random things. most of them are blurry or have bad lighting, but he likes them anyway, just because you’re in them.

→  KUROO does a photo of you two messing around together. he likes the ones where you two are making weird expressions, things like mirror selfies and you two taking self-timer photos in random places he loves having candid photos of you two as his wallpaper because it brings to mind the times you’re together. 

→  DAICHI asks you to choose a photo of you two together that you like so he can use it as his lockscreen. he wouldn’t put a photo you didn’t like. he doesn’t overtly show it off when he unlocks his phone, but he’s always happy whenever someone asks who’s in his background.

→  KENMA has a lockscreen where it’s definitely a person, but it’s not obvious that’s it you. your face probably isn’t in it, just a silhouette or the back of your head in the photo. one photo of you wearing his hoodie with the hood up, your hand flashing a peace sign with a ring he gave you glinting on one finger, is his lockscreen for months.

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #haikyuu hcs #oikawa x reader #atsumu x reader #bokuto x reader #suna x reader #kuroo x reader #daichi x reader #kenma x reader #oikawa x you #atsumu x you #bokuto x you #suna x you #kuroo x you #daichi x you #kenma x you #philia.headcanons #request.filled

[warmau]

Love Struck!AU x ITZY

*makes a post about giving up writing* *girls exist* well. find other love struck!aus here: monsta x | day6 | ateez | the boyz

ryujin

pines from afar, but acts like you are strangers in public

panics when you touch her casually and makes a run for the hills

you literally just swipe over her hand reaching for your notes or something and she shoots up out of her chair like! i must! exit! the! room!

"hey ryujin, you're acting weird - do you like someone?"

"pfft no. if i liked someone i would just tell them i liked them."

and then you walk in the room and she's suddenly standing in a corner facing the wall

curses at herself when she catches herself staring at you

and she's like 'dammit get it together this is embarrassing!' pinching her nose and whatnot and then turning to see chae looking at her like O_O

when you somehow end up in front of her, she just can't help but soften at anything you say

if you are both alone you could ask ryujin to do absolutely anything, illegal or not, and she'd just nod dreamily because

instead of you talking it's just pretty bells and the sound of angels singing

she has it so bad

everyone around her soon enough comes to the conclusion also, that she has it bad

and so when you get 'accidentally' paired up for some project or end up alone in a room by 'coincidence

is really the only time ryujin even has a chance of telling you how she feels because if there is an audience she just becomes a shell

so when you sit down in front of her with a big smile and she opens her mouth to FINALLY explain why she's been running away from you like you have the plague and saying she doesn't know your name even though it's a word she repeats to herself a hundred times on a daily basis

you're like

"i know how you feel. let's date?"

ryujin: both thankful for your forwardness but also flushing so much she might have smoke coming out of her ears

everyone teases her for it because oh ryujin aren't you supposed to be the cool type who'd just ask out whoever she likes

and ryujin is like shuttup liking someone is hard

and you're also like shuttup ryujin is cool!

ryujin posing next to you with her hand on her hip like see, i am! but also yelling about how much she loves you in her head.

lia

absolutely turns the charm from 100% to 1000000000%

she's naturally confident so being lovestruck is kind of a new feeling

liking someone so much that her brain goes a little haywire is like .... not normal for her

usually, people are lovestruck for her and she has to let them down (in the coolest, most polite way possible)

she decides that she just kinda has to put in a little more of the work than usual

just a flip of her hair and handing you her phone to put your number in might not work this time

(spoiler: it would have totally worked, but for the sake of the au..)

so she starts learning about the things you like and casually dropping them in conversation

and then you ask a follow-up and she's like oh f this was NOT in the synopsis of the wiki article

throws a hand around you to gauge your reaction

and when you don't really move or get all nervous she's like hmmmmm......am i not having any effect on them?!?

basically, hot girl misreads the situation a billion times over

but she isn't really one to mope about - especially because regardless of it all she really likes you - so she keeps trying

and her energy just burst out one day and she's like

"maybe i don't know much about your hobbies but i like you so much that if you wanted to go bird watching i would totally go with you even though birds kind of freak me out!"

and you're like

"oh! i like you too :)"

and she's like HOW YOU DIDNT EVEN GIVE ANY SIGNS

and you're like oh im sor- but too late because who cares you like her back and now lia is kissing you

also later you're like we don't have to bird watch honestly i think cuddling and a movie sounds better and lia is like oh thank god

chaeryeong

doesn't know she's lovestruck until ryujin points out that she's doodled your name in hearts all over her notebook

kinda the definition of the 'stares at you until you fall in love with me' meme

her feelings are hard to voice since she's new to them and so when she's given the chance to be alone with you she kinda just

doesn't talk

ryujin and yuna try to pry conversation out of her but she just looks down and when you ask her something she only get kind of a mumble out of her

but she is lovestruck - she touches all the cat plushies when she's at the store with her friends because she knows you like them

she sees your favorite colors on clothes or in paintings or on the flowers that grow outside her apartment

and her mind always drifts and finds you

she used to space out and think of nothing or at least of what she's going to eat later on but now it's just little details about you

and once again, she's back to drawing your names in hearts, and once again the rest of itzy is like oh what are we going to do with her

the one thing that all of her lovestruck shyness does have going for her is that

she knows a lot about you - so when something is off and no one else can tell - she does

and chaeryeong kind of breaks her own worry about if you like her back or not to comfort you and when you ask her how she knew that something was wrong

she just says that you weren't glowing like you always do

"i glow to you?" you ask in confusion

chaeryeong without realizing once again that she's confessing to you:

"of course, you glow the brightest of all the people i know."

yeji

shoves her romantic feelings under her platonic feelings the way someone shoves the worst ingredient in a sandwich to the bottom

but wow is this yeji sandwich falling apart

because for her, love can only come from a real deep connection, so you obviously have to start off close before she even considers anything more

but with that friendship - comes all the things that start driving her a little mad

little touches, you leaning over to swipe your thumb over her lips when she's got crumbs

morning texts that remind her about how much you care and pay attention to her, asking about schedules and upcoming performances

and a level of comfortability that comes with you being in her space and her being ok with it, even though she blocks others from ever entering it

her lovestruckness ends up being a detriment because she starts getting jumpy and awkward when you do the things you've been doing for a while

flinching when you touch her, leaving you on read, stepping as far away as possible from you when you guys are in a crowded room together

she kind of knows she's pushing you away and it hurts but it hurts more to think she could ruin your friendship with telling you that four letter word that is WAY stronger than 'like'

also everyone in itzy getting mad at her in the gc like WHY ARE YOU PUSHING AWAY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!!

yeji: *sends an emoji*

lia, three seconds later knocking on yeji's door like let me in right now

it all comes to a point where you sadly ask if yeji doesn't want you to bother her anymore

and the pain on your face makes yeji's heart literally shatter in her ears and she's like no that's not it i just think i feel something different for you than before

and you're like different? and she make a face you've only seen maybe once before and you're like

"do you - love me?" and she immediately is like "no!" but you've known her for long enough to know that she wanted to say yes and it's a reflex

so you giggle and ask her again like are you sure? because if you do love me i love you back and yeji just

makes another cute, adorable face and you instantly know that one too

it's the 'im so happy i could cry' face

yuna

gets a lil.........weird

you talk with her and she's like wiggling? or vibrating?

she stretches out her hands and jumps around and you are like are you ok? and she's like im fine!

starts talking jibberish and pretending to be interested in the threads on chaeryeong's clothes instead of answering you

she's a little eccentric already so people don't pay too much mind but it just seemingly gets worse when you're around

itzy asks her what is happening and she's just like. i don't know. i just don't know what to say around them....

and they're like so you start acting like a piece of jello during an earthquake? and she's like .......... leave me alone

practices having a normal conversation with you in the bathroom mirror while she's brushing her teeth

but even then she ends up saying something weird or out of the blue because just the thought of you makes her brain go all fuzzy

lia is like practice with a real person like me ok

and yuna is like ok and she's like "hey, so do you want to um go on a like. .... like a.....maybe like a...."

and lia is nodding and nodding and nodding

and then yuna's just like "um....did you know twenty five thousand nerve endings in your inner ear?"

lia: the word was date. just say do you want to go on a date.

yuna: sorry :(

she tries to text you instead but it's like keysmashing and like seriously

what is going on with her

and then finally someone gets the bright idea that all yuna has to do is say her strange thing in front of you and if you guys like each other

shouldn't you be able to translate what she means?

yuna is convinced it won't work but she gets put in front of you and you're like smiling because well. yuna

and she's like hiiiiiiii um...i um......did you know giraffe's have purple tongues?

and you stare at her and she's flushing and everyone is waiting and you're like

"are you asking me on a date?"

itzy: cheering because you successfully translates yuna's lovesick language

yuna: how did you know?!?!

you: pfft, of course mentioning a giraffe has to mean romance right?

yeji: guys wait i think they might be in love but i think they also share the same braincell

#EL O EL so much for not writing anymore #itzy au #itzy scenarios #itzy imagines #yeji au #lia au #chaeryeong au #yuna au #ryujin au #ryujin scenarios #lia scenarios #yeji scenarios #chaeryeong scenarios #yuna scenarios #itzy #lovestruck!au #sfw #girl group au #girl group imagines #girl group scenarios

[pacifymebby]

Hi love, if you have any free time could you post Sam’s birth chart please and do a little analysis, I tried looking it up but you explain it so much better. Thank you 💕

Okay so here is the chart in all its glory.

He's a sun in taurus but he's an April taurus not a May taurus which means he's ruled by venus (which is the planet of love,) as opposed to Mercury/Venus like May Taurus. Personally I don't think that makes that much difference but from my own experiences April tauruses are more taurusy, like basic bitch classic taurus.

So sensual, pleasure loving but laid back, they get where they want to, eventually, but they don't mind taking their time and above all they want to be comfortable whilst they get there.

I think Tauruses are very physical souls, they feel through art and music, they like movies they can relate to, they have a playlist for fucking every niche moment. They're always humming or making up stories in their heads. They're physically affectionate too, they want hugs, kisses. They want gentle soft sentimental touching, someone playing with their hair, someone reaching for their hand when they stop at traffic lights. They like to show you they are there with touch as opposed to with words. They're very instinctive idk.

The taurus stereotype people get wrong that u have probs heard is that they're lazy and food obsessed, and stubborn, but this is very wrong actually, or at least a severe misreading.

✨ Here is a meme I like that shows this ✨

As opposed to being lazy, they are laid back, not carefree but more, they don't see the point in needless stress. They know that relaxing is good actually.

Rather than food obsessed sun taurus are driven by a desire to be comfortable - ie not starving - they appreciate living a richly flavoured life, they're pleasure seeking, so they like nice tasting food, and indulging in things that make them feel good. They don't necessarily want to binge eat the whole fridge. They'd choose a spoonful of the nicest thing ever over ten portions of idk McDonald's.

And finally, they are not so much as stubborn, they are more emotionally stubborn. If someone upsets them they remember it and the feeling lingers. They hold onto emotions, good and bad ones. If someone made them happy aged 8 they still remember it now and will always have a slight soft spot for that person no matter what. Same if someone wronged them or wronged somebody they loved, they are stubborn. They remember it, they hold the grudge, often their emotions can actually get stronger.

Before I did this chart I expected Sam to have way more water signs in his chart because he seems like an empathetic emotional wee soul but actually him having taurus in multiple places makes a lot of sense.

"That's the thing with anger, it begs to stick around"

A whole ass taurus lyric right there.

Now we have Libra Moon. I actually don't know too many Libras so have 0 experience here pretty much, however what I can say is that the moon rules the emotions. Libras are concise, they've got a solid moral compass and injustice makes them uncomfortable. They tend not to be able to look the other way and if they do, they feel responsible/guilty for having done so.

Emotionally they are concise, don't like to twist things or play games IF they trust you, however they are highly likely to make jokes and laugh negative emotions off if they don't want to confide in you. In a relationship where they trust someone then for sure they are going to go head on at a problem and be honest, but they don't just throw their emotions around at everyone.

I feel like Libras are kind of chaotic too idk, they give me insane vibes.

Mercury Aries

Mercury is the planet which rules communication, aries Mercurys are candid and quick, no bullshit kind of people. They are so quick to communicate their thoughts and needs that they don't always think everything through, it's not that they aren't deep thinkers, and Sam having all those taurus placements probably means he's more inclined to dwelling on things, especially emotional things and injustices, but aries mercury are very instant gratification kind of people. They often come across as blunt or aggressive but it's usually just that they don't like pussy footing around things and over complicating what they want to say.

Venus in Taurus now we're getting to the good bit. This is a sign who wants stability, loyalty, they're dedicated and sensual, as I said taurus are super physical people, their love language is often that of just sitting quietly, wordlessly reaching out to someone, physically being there with them, lying on them and crushing them with love.

They're also emotionally stubborn as I said, they're possessive, they're indulgent and they'll dote on a lover but they won't share them, they demand that dedication and indulgence right back. But they're like a huge fucking totoro of a partner, they just want you to lie on their belly and fall asleep safe and sound and wrapped up in their love.

Mars aries is the last I can really do ngl because I know shit all about the rest but

The Internet says, Mars in aries is direct and firm. I think Mars is how you manage conflict. I'm not 100% though this is where I start to waver. These type of Mars tend to be quite possessive and competitive, I think they're very driven.

My view of aries is like, head strong, determined. I'd be intimidated by someone that was very heavy aries charted. I kinda see them as being able to clash antlers in conflict pretty fearlessly holding their ground, emotional but like I imagine they fight like stags. I also imagine they can look at something they want down a thin corridor in their mind and just fucking charge at the light at the end of the tunnel.

I know that's abstract as fuck but u know.

I also imagine that like a goat they could get stuck half way up a mountain because a particular tree looked cool. And I can also imagine Sam doing the same so make of that what you will.

Oh and bonus for the lorde fans check that pluto in scorpio generation

Anyways I hope this was helpful and follow glossyzodiac on insta they are great for this shit.

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