#modern SoC au

[catdoingblep]

Jesper: thanks Saints, Nina, you are free, can you watch my presentation “Why Wylan should marry me”?

Nina being actually busy: I am not fr….

Jesper: It is only few slides long!

*125 slides later*

Jesper: … and this is why Wylan should marry me, thank you for your attention and thanks in advance for your questions.

Nina: ok, I have questions. Why this presentation even exists? And do you even notice that Wylan was here all this time? If it is your idea of how to propose, we need to have a serious conversation, Jesper Llewellyn.

Wylan who was watching this presentation with a bunch of snacks: oh, no, I am already saw this presentation 10 times, and I already made us an appointment at the Church of Barter. Actually, I proposed. But he isn’t trying to convince me, he made this to convince Kaz to give us a blessing.

Nina: And…

Wylan: Don’t ask me why he thinks that we need blessing of Kaz Brekker, I don’t know. We already wrote a letter to my father in Hellgate and he sent us back 15 pages of curses, I think this is better than any blessing.

Jesper: I tried to talk with Kaz about it and said that I know that Wylan is too good for me, and he said “oh, perfect, I don’t need to talk with you” and closed a door in my face!

Nina: It is really explaining why so much slides are about investments and that slide with photo of Inej in the costume of Wylan’s attendant.

Jesper: And this remind me of my second presentation “Why Kaz Brekker should be my best man”. *turning on second presentation* First reason: Inej….

#shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #jesper x wylan #kaz brekker #wylan van sunshine #gunpowder #incorrect six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #or not so incorrect #nina zenik #kanej #soc #simp jesper fahey #modern au or sort of….

[verdiris]

✨️ Morning wakeup call ✨️

Six of crows Road trip au!

#art #fanart #digital art #six of crows fanart #six of crows #soc #soc fanart #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #nina zenik #matthias helvar #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #kanej #helnik #wesper #roadtrip au #modern au #social media au

[olskuvallanpoe]

the most devastating part of kaz brekker is that he’s a finance bro

#six of crows #six of crows duology #kaz brekker #modern au #soc fandom #kazzle dazzle #he would be insufferable #finance bro #leigh bardugo #grishaverse #crooked kingdom

[alchemie0]

Matthias and Kaz either do not understand or do not want to participate in the huddle

Reference: @mellon_soup, https://pin.it/1scgo83rK

#my art #the crows #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #nina zenik #inej ghafa #modern au #modern soc #six of crows #shadow and bone #leigh bargudo #fanartist #soc fanart #six of crows fanart #save shadow and bone #fanart #soc

[six-of-bros]

maybe it’s not so bad…

#modern au six of crows #not sure if i’ll continue with more pages but would make a good fanfic #christmas #six of crows #grishaverse #soc #six of crows fanart #six of crows fanfic #fanart #my art #kanej #kaz brekker #nina zenik #inej gafha #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #matthias helvar #i can’t draw hands #comic art

[one-million-kruge]

tbh kaz was just collecting siblings w/ the crows because he and nina have the funniest dynamic. i have brothers who are twins and i feel like nina and kaz are basically twins. like, they make fun of each other relentlessly and bully the shit out of each other but they actually really care for one another and being an ass is just how they show it. in this essay i will

#kaz brekker #nina zenik #six of crows #soc #grishaverse #six of crows headcanons #character dynamics #currently obsessed with kaz's dynamics with all the crows #i love me some kanej but his sibling like relationships with the rest of the crows.... *chef's kiss* #currently writing a fic in a modern au about his relationships with all the crows (including inej) no idea when it'll be done #kaz and nina

[lunarthecorvus]

The crows and their modern au side hustles

Inej - Spying for Kaz and works with Kaz

Nina - Runs a food blog, walks around, and goes to cafes / bakeries and rates food

Kaz - A blackmail and heist business

Matthias - Gym trainer (used to have to do fights for money because he needed the money)

Wylan - Makes bombs and acids for Kaz

Jesper - Alcohol rating podcast, tried alcohols and rates the taste, the drunkeness feeling etc.. also rates parties he's been to.

They all do jobs for Kaz sometimes :)

#kaz brekker #inej ghafa #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #nina zenik #matthias helvar #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #soc #modern au soc #kanej #wesper #helnik #yes i know some of these are very similar to canon #its funn #modern au crows are so interesting

[lilisouless]

Nina: guys, is pride and prejudice good for movie night?

Jesper: is there a love triangle on it?

Nina: well, kind of but-

Jesper and Wylan: NOO!

Inej: is not exactly a triangle guys, you can calm down

Nina: what going on?

Inej: apparently we don't notice because we get too invested on the movie, but when we watch something with a love triangle things get a little...intense

Matthias: you just like Edward because he is rich!

Kaz: DUUH! what is your excuse? you like Jacob because he is a wolf?

Matthias: so what,Kaz? SO WHAT?!

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Matthias: Aiden is a great guy! Carrie should stay with him!

Kaz: Mr Big is a millonaire!

Matthias: Thats you argument for everything! Also Big is a cheater!

Kaz: well your beloved Aiden got cheated on too!

Matthias: Why are we even fighting over this is neither of us like Carrie!

Kaz: i don't know but we already started

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"BETTY!"

"VERONICA!"

Matthias: Veronica is a frivolous rich spoiled kid! Betty is sweet

Kaz: Betty is a doormat! Veronica has her whole life ahead of her, therefore Betty should have the bland ginger!

Matthias: no! he should go to Veronica so Betty can find someone better

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Matthias: you clearly don't understand the hunger games!

Kaz: oh please, the boring goody two shoes blondie has nothing on the competent, strong brunette

Matthias: its because you have not read the books! if you did you´d understand!

(meanwhile Jesper and Wylan locked in the closet)

Wylan: how comes the girls are NOT hearing that? they already broke like four plates

Jesper:shh! they´ll hear you

"both scream as the door opens"

Kaz: guys, we need your opinion on this

Wylan: please no

Matthias: how is a better match for Katniss Everdeen,Jonanna or Madge?

#jstu to be clear their discusion don't reflect exactly what i feel about the characters discussed here #netflix shadow and bone #six of crows #soc modern au #grishaverse modern au #shadow and bone modern au #modern au #leigh bardugo #nina zenik #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #matthias helvar #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #grishaverse shitpost #soc shitpost

[cowboylikejesper]

just thinking about how i wrote “You’re so bright, Wy. You’re the warmest shade of yellow and every time you look at me, you light me up all over again.”

#this was for a modern wesper au i’m busy writing lol #all the bright places who ???? #/j #six of crows #soc #crooked kingdom #ck #shadow and bone #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wesper #fanfiction

[mrsmiroir]

i must speak my truth… unfortunately, this must be said: i do not think modern alternate universe kaz is goth. i don’t think he would enjoy goth music, let alone any music in general. i think he would probably dress a little spooky but all canon evidence points to him wearing blazers and jeans like any other startup yuppie.

#kaz in canon: a little bit spooky… perhaps even a little goth adjacent if only for the aesthetic #kaz in modern au: finance bro #he dresses like a merch come on guys we must look within ourselves and accept the truth #in my heart of hearts he wears a little waistcoat #anyway goth kaz. it’s a wish! but not a reality……. #mostly tho i just can’t imagine him listening to like. bauhaus. or o children or vision video or whatever #covering my bases with classic and modern stuff pls don’t call me a poser #soc #six of crows duology #six of crows #crooked kingdom #kaz brekker #grishaverse

[samandhislostshoe]

Kaz: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Inej: >:O language

Wylan: yeah watch your fucking language

Jepser: OKAY WHO TAUGHT WYLAN THE FUCK WORD?

Nina: 'the fuck word'.

Matthias: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Jepser: oh my God they censored it

Nina: say fuck, Matthias

Jesper: do it, Matthias. Say fuck.

#more of a modern au but whatever #six of crows #soc #six of crows quotes #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows incorrect #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone #sab #shadow and bone tv show #shadow and bone season 2 #sab netflix #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #nina zenik #matthias helvar #helnik #wylan hendrinks #jesper fahey #wesper #leigh bardugo

[whosthatfunkyrat]

The problem I have with modern SOC AU’s is - and no shade to modern AU’s, I do my part of partaking and writing them lmao but -

My problem is that when you pick Kaz up by the scruff and place him in a regular modern society he’s just so goofy looking sometimes. Like what’s this wet cat on about? Why’s he so mad??😭

And I don’t know why that is- I know his backstory could still work pretty well in a modern setting but somehow I feel like he just becomes even more an asshole with so much less to offer. He’s too close to me in a modern setting- he feels like any other dick I’ve ever met.

Does anyone else get this??? Pls Tell me I’m not crazy😭

#six of crows #soc #kaz brekker #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone #grishaverse #ck #modern au #soc au #fanfic #soc ao3

[dwyntwo]

This fic in a nutshell:

Normal people befriend the crows and slowly start WTF-ing when they realize how deranged they are.

#my fic #modern college au #kaz brekker #soc #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #six of crows #matthias helvar

[rupturedhaven]

“...Do you think they’re still out there? Your parents?”

“They have to be. Everything that’s happened...it has to be worth it. I’m not sure what’s left for me if it isn’t.” Inej said.

“You’d have at least...” Nina looked back and counted the people around them. “…five very cool friends.”

Inej smiled. “Who didn’t make the cut?”

“Jury’s still out on Tolya and the prince. And Kaz Brekker will forever be an enigma to me.” Nina said.

“But you’re counting Tamar?”

“That’s wishful thinking on my part. She wields axes, Inej, I need to be her friend.”

#ao3 #archive of our own #six of crows fic #soc fic #six of crows #kanej #soc #wesper #helnik #ninej #grishaverse #soc au #six of crows au #modern day au #heist au #six of crows modern day au #nina zenik #inej ghafa #work in progress

[zaritarazi]

hanne (trying to recall a fun childhood story): did you tell them about the zipline

matthias: i did tell them about the zipline

jesper: he told us about the zipline

hanne: then why do you all look so upset

wylan: sorry, to clarify, are you referencing the zipline designed to kill children?

hanne and matthias at the same time, still not sure why people don't think that the zipline story is funny: yes

nina, walking back into the room after getting a glass of water: why does everyone suddenly look so concerned did matthias bring up his childhood summer camp's illegal fucking zipline again

#this is how i feel hanne and matthias are in any modern au #matthias is like remember when we got left after school for 3 hours and had to walk home and hanne is like haha yeah #and everyone is like i'm sorry fucking WHAT #and matthias is like yeah! we saw some rare birds on the walk home #hanne i think is more aware how deeply fucked this all is but is also like. well what can i do about it now #i'm not gonna call my parents that's for damn sure #kaz like also matthias and hanne stop telling fucked up stories about your childhood. they actually do make me laugh #but only because it's funny to imagine child matthias suffering #if only child me while suffering had known child matthias was suffering at the same time. that would've been my sole joy in life #matthias: that's... really beautiful #kaz: i will kill us both #soc headcanon #grishaverse headcanon #matthias helvar #hanne brum #something about the machine designed to kill children to me was like. matthias has done this and didn't realize he shouldn't have

[drieddpetals]

but see if i said jesper with a fro hawk that would be too much for y'all

#(it probably wouldn't be but you get my point) #every soc modern au should have jesper with a fro hawk #jesper with fro hawk my absolute beloved #jesper fahey #six of crows #six of crows fandom #soc #soc fandom