eddie: buck can you please watch our son, the human embodiment of both of our hearts, on wednesday
buck, thinking eddie is breaking up with him for some fucking reason:
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Patroclus: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Achilles: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Patroclus, already taking off their clothes: God, Achilles, you’re so fucking stupid.
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Shanks: Babe, what’s the color of the Pink Panther?
Mihawk, already taking off his clothes: Shanks, you’re so fucking stupid.
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Incorrect Quotes Akeshu #87
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Akechi: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Akiren: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Akechi, already taking off his clothes: God, Akiren, you’re so fucking stupid.
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Sidon after watching Link blow himself up with his own bomb: Huh, so that's my type.
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Miguel: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Y/N: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Miguel, already taking off his clothes: God, Y/N, you’re so f**king stupid.
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Ava you're such a dummy...kiss me
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Abigail: You know, Arthur gives Charles things all the time. I wish you'd do that too.
John: ...Okay.
*Later*
John: *gives Charles some random ass flowers*
Charles: ???
John: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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