#my brazilian queen!!! gotta love her

[randomshyperson]

Mess is Mine - Milf!Wanda Maximoff x Reader

Summary: Being divorced from Wanda Maximoff implies never getting over her.

Warnings: (+18), language, brief smut, divorced ladies who are very still much in love with each other, unspecified age gap, marriage going wrong, hopeful ending, mild angst, fluff.| Words: 3.949k.

A/N-> There's this divorced couple in a Brazilian soap opera with so much chemistry in their scenes together because of the intimacy gained during marriage (even though that didn't work out) and they won't leave my tik tok ; at some point, my brain thought about this fic. I would love to write more of this trope in the future.

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Wanda had a persistent migraine, and the pile of work in front of her was not helping.

Still, all her stubborn brain could focus on instead of her real job was the stupid headline of the gossip magazine on her desk.

A cheap and badly angled photo of her ex-wife with colorful captions that read 'The newest business killer couple?" and dozens more insinuations about a secret high-society romance made her stomach churn.

Wanda tried not to be affected by the gossip, but you looked so happy in the photo that she couldn't help it.

The sudden opening of her door made Wanda jump in her seat, in one quick pull close the magazine and sigh with relief when she saw it was only Natasha.

"Why are you here?" Her long-time friend and co-worker asked. Wanda frowned in confusion.

"It's still my company..."

Nat rolled her eyes, walking into the office and taking long strides to her desk. "I meant in here, smarty-pants. The event is starting in an hour, the staff wanted some words of encouragement or something."

Wanda sighed wearily, massaging her forehead with one hand. "Can't you do that for me, Nat? I gotta make some calls."

Nat hummed in agreement, but her gaze caught the closed magazine on the table and she raised a brow at her friend. "One of those calls includes your ex-wife, I suppose."

Wanda chuckled dryly, taking the magazine out to one of the drawers and adjusting herself to reach the desk phone. "There's nothing else for me to say to her."

Her friend hid a smile that said that she didn't believe this one bit. "Okay, whatever you say. See you later, boss."

Wanda waved goodbye, with the phone to her ear. Her immediate instinct was to dial known numbers but she shook her head to push that ridiculous idea away and went back to work.

Several hours after the peak of the event when the company was filled with guests, from potential clients to journalists looking for any news like vultures at the carrion, Wanda was at her second glass of champagne, trying to keep the rest of her patience intact after having answered so many questions for gossip magazines regarding the headline from earlier in the day.

She absolutely did not want to discuss a possible romance between her ex-wife and the heiress of Bishop Industries. 

Years before, any of them would have been afraid to question her about something so ridiculous, but that was before you came along. And melted your way into the Business Ice Queen, the untouchable Wanda Maximoff, or whatever insensitive nickname they invented about her back then. Before breaking down all of Wanda's walls, making her a better person, and of course, before you left her.

It was definitely the alcohol's fault that she was thinking about this, and with these stupid tears welling up in her eyes. Wanda swallowed all the emotion, burying it deep and making sure that no one had noticed her broken expression. With an excuse to a group of investors who were boring her into a corner, she retreated to an area far away from the company's outdoor gardens, taking a deep breath to calm herself. The beautiful view of the state lake was most welcome.

So of course the reason for her almost minor breakdown had to show up wearing her favorite suit.

"Are you running away from your guests, Maximoff?" Your tone was casual, the smile provocative. She snorted to herself, crossing her arms and keeping her eyes on the lake. You didn't mind, walking over to her at a slow pace until you were beside her on the edge. 

"I just needed some air." She merely replies. With one hand in your pockets, you adjust your own hair, and Wanda hates that she can smell the shampoo, her body betraying her and shuddering as if your scent were addictive. 

"You're avoiding me today." You comment lightheartedly, studying her face. "I arrived an hour ago and it took me almost all this time to find you."

Wanda forced a smile, finally facing you back, but her angry look made you hesitate. "I thought your chaperone was keeping you busy."

You glanced back at the party, stealing a quick check on Kate at the food stand, chatting with a blonde girl, before turning your attention back to Wanda.

"I forgot how hot you get when you're jealous."

Wanda huffs away, her cheeks burning which she tries to hide by staring at the lake. "Don't even start." She warns between teeth. 

You chuckle, rolling your eyes, but don't insist. You turn your attention to the lake as well. "I wanted to let you know that the boys have already arrived in King Cross. I spoke to them and Charles on the phone."

"I know, Pietro texted me." She retorts more harshly than she meant to and bites the inside of her cheek as she sees you lower your head in upset. With a sigh, she mumbles, "I meant, thanks for letting me know."

You smile, nodding before turning your gaze back to the party. "What do you think of Miss Bishop?" 

Wanda locks her jaw; How dare you honestly. A list of curses lays ready on the tip of her tongue, but she remembers where you two are, and takes a deep breath. You were clearly trying for some kind of reaction from her, and she's not going to let you have this victory today.

"She's beautiful." Wanda replies. "As young as you were when I met you."

You chuckle shortly, raising an eyebrow at her. "What are you implying, Maximoff?"

Wanda shrugs her shoulders softly, turning to leave. "You're quite clever, Y/N, I'm sure you follow." She hits back, but you step forward into her path. You are suddenly too close, and Wanda finds herself holding her breath. She needs to take a step back to avoid stopping breathing for good.

Your eyes stare into theirs. "Not that this is any of your business, darling, but my relationship with Kate is strictly professional."

You assure her in a low tone, and Wanda swallows hard as your gaze moves down to her lips for a long moment before focusing on her eyes again. A smile forms on your mouth next. "Besides this, I've always had a thing for older women."

Wanda sighs heavily, using all her mental control to pull away at once. "Go pay attention to your chaperone, Y/N. Especially if she's a potential client."

You roll your eyes at the business tip; you already know them by heart, the vast majority learned from Wanda. And your ex-wife makes mention of leaving, so you slide your hand down her forearm gently, taking some amusement in seeing the way she shivers.

"I wanted to talk to you about something, Wanda." You let her know, with a serious tone but a tender look. The redhead swallows dryly at the closeness of your faces now that you're standing side by side, your hands connected. "Later, after the party, okay?"

"I-I..."

"It's important." You assure her, knowing her hesitation is so as not to break your agreement about relapses. With a gentle expression, you insist, "Please, it won't take more than five minutes."

She licks her lips, and you almost kiss her. Lucky for her she agrees and walks away because God knows you would have done it, right there in that garden for all the New York reporters to have a week's news about.

Without Wanda's perfume around you, you take a deep breath and try to clear your mind, having to wait a few more minutes in the garden for your heart to stop beating so fast.

As the event nears its end and Wanda needs to give a closing speech, you say goodbye to Kate before the parking area. You ignore all the journalists who try to insinuate something about you having taken the girl to the car and exchange a glance with Wanda in the small crowd before moving toward the elevator.

Wanda has always known you so well, and with a nod, she knows exactly where she has to go.

Her work floor is completely deserted as she makes her way to her own office. But she still closes the door as she enters, letting out a tired laugh at your figure sitting on her armchair.

Her smile fades when she sees what you are reading.

"Headlines nowadays are getting creative..." You wryly chuckle, laughing at your ex-wife's caught expression. "It says here that I might have an eye to the Bishop's fortune. How silly, you gave me almost half of yours in the divorce, why would I need more money?"

"Very funny." Wanda dryly retorts, reaching up to snatch the magazine from your hands with a tug, and raking the item into the trash afterward. She crosses her arms as she looks at you. "What did you want to tell me?"

You flashed a small, sideways smile. "You used to be more polite when you wanted to sleep with me. At least offer me a drink."

Wanda chuckled dryly, rolling her eyes and begrudgingly moving to the personal bar in the corner of the room. If she leaned over more than necessary to grab one of the whiskey bottles, aware that the position in the chair gave you a full view of her ass, neither of you said anything about it. She hid her satisfied smile as she heard your breath hitch at the image, and you hid your own reaction as you cleared your throat and looked away.

Shortly thereafter, two shots of whiskey were served on the glass table in front of you. But before the toast, you declared:

"I'm leaving."

Wanda frowned, and when you made mention of taking the glass, she placed her hand on your forearm. "Speak."

You chuckled, staring her in the eyes. "I closed a contract with the Ten Rings folks. They want me in Korea for the next four months."

Wanda lets go of your arm as if she had been burned and steps away from the table with an indecipherable, but very disturbed expression.

"B-but the boys.." She tries to formulate, but you rise from the armchair with a sigh.

"They'll be at school." You retort, even though firm, your gaze is almost pleading. For what, Wanda doesn't have the heart to wonder. "It's not as if they stay with us all the time, Wands. The boarding school takes up this time quite well. It will only be four months, and they've already invented the telephone and internet, you know?" You try to joke, but Wanda hugs her own body and faces you.

"Why are you here, then? You've traveled before."

"Not for that long." You say, taking steps toward her, and mentally thanking heavens that she doesn't pull away. "And not... not since we made the divorce official."

"Y/N..."

"I know, I know." You murmur with a sad smile, raising your hands to her arms uncovered by her dress. "Maybe it's stupid, but I wanted to make sure we're okay. That it won't be something...I don't know, that hurts us."

"More than a divorce? I find that difficult." She replies with restrained emotion in her husky voice. You sigh.

"Wanda..."

"No, you're right. It was stupid." She cuts off, pulling away so you don't see the tears welling up in her eyes. "Of course it's okay. But I appreciate that you respect the concept of shared custody. I imagine the kids already know?"

"Yes, I told them before I took them to the airport." You mutter upset, watching Wanda walk away to the window. "But Wands, I wanted to tell you in person..."

"And why is that, huh?" she retorts with an impatience that makes you flinch. And for this, Wanda loses it for good. "You know, I don't understand you! You left me! You filed for divorce, you wanted to break us up. But you keep showing up here, and at home, and everywhere, and now you want to come here and say you care-"

"I care, Wa-"

"Then why did you leave me?" she shouts back, almost regretting it when she sees the tears in your eyes. You laugh tearfully, shaking your head.

"We've had this conversation dozens of times, Wan." You say, much calmer than she is. "But you just can't accept that you're wrong, can you?"

"Right, I forgot that I'm the villain in your story." She sneers, wiping her face with the back of her hand. You give another sad laugh.

"I wish it were that simple, darling." You tell her, taking slow steps toward her. "If you were just the villain, the bad wife, the evil boss, everything would be easier. I could hate you, curse your names to all my friends, and spend all the divorce money on expensive, empty things out there, but it's not like that. You forget the part that I love you and tried to fight for us until the last second."

Wanda sobs quietly, looking down at the floor, "Don't do that, Y/N."

"But it's true, baby, you know. I'm not the one who broke any promises, Wands. I just got tired of begging for crumbs of attention from the person who swore to spend the rest of her days with me."

Wanda lifts her chin, and the determination in her gaze doesn't do justice to the tears. "You knew how much my career meant when you said yes."

You smile sadly, taking one last step to get close enough to hold her face. Wanda shudders as you wipe away her tears, as you have done so many times before, as if no time has passed and everything was fine.

"I am so proud of you, Wands, for all you have accomplished with your work. I only wish I had been as important as this building." 

You place a long kiss on her forehead, pulling away afterward. You offer her one last sad smile before closing the door on your way out. Wanda starts to cry as soon as you have done so, even though she tries very hard to keep her tears away.

–//–

You burned a pancake to answer the door, but all the irritation over the ruined dish vanished when you saw Wanda standing in front of you.

It had only been a few days since you had last seen her, and now all the furniture in your apartment was already packed away and covered with rags, prepared for the time you would be away. Wanda's party dress gave way to a casual suit that made you swallow dryly and become self-conscious of the sweatpants and sports top you were wearing. Wanda wouldn't have picked anything better.

"Are you going to let me in, detka?" Wanda asked with some teasing for your moment of shock. You immediately recovered, making room for her to enter and closing the door once she was in the hall. "Sorry for disturbing your breakfast. I wanted to see you before your flight."

"Oh, don't worry about it. And I'm not going until the afternoon." You clarified somewhat clumsily by her presence, one hand still holding a spatula and the other adjusting your hair. "I made pancakes if you'd like..."

"I would love it." Wanda assured with a smile that made your stomach twist. It wasn't fair that your ex-wife got more beautiful every time you looked at her, honestly.

Wanda followed you back into the kitchen, and to both your surprise, you fell into a light conversation about work and the boys while preparing and serving food, completely different from the tone of the conversation the last time you had seen each other. 

But it was a time bomb, of course, so you weren't surprised when Wanda suddenly bit her lip, assuming a more tense posture. 

Finishing chewing your pancakes, you asked:

"Why are you here, sweetheart?" 

Wanda raised her eyes to you, and you stared back at her, patiently for her to clarify. 

"I wanted to say goodbye to you properly." She said, spinning her own stool around first before tipping her hands around yours to spin you toward her. You raise a brow in curiosity, but the question of what she was doing dies in your throat as she leans in and brings your lips together. 

It has been exactly three months, eighteen days, and sixteen hours since you last kissed Wanda, and you only realize how much you missed the feeling when she does it again. It's as intoxicating as it is overwhelming, and you gasp into her lips, breaking the kiss at once as you stand up, taking good steps away from the countertop.

"Wanda, we talked about this." You remind her in a husky voice, pressing a hand over your face. It's ridiculous how much your skin is burning and your heart is racing for something that lasted less than three seconds. "No relapses. You promised-"

"It's not a relapse." She assured, reaching up and grabbing your hands to place them around her waist. You grunted at the sensation, closing your eyes as Wanda slipped hers over your shoulders, too close for you to think about anything other than her. "It's a parting gift. So you'll have a reason to come back."

"W-what...?"

Wanda presses closer and brings her mouth to your ear. "Just stop overthinking it and accept the gift, detka."

With encouragement, she bites the lobe of your ear, and you give up resisting.

With a tug on her waist, you bring your mouths together in a kiss much hungrier and more passionate than the first, which elicits loud, almost primal moans of need from both of you. Wanda pushes and pulls, and by the time you stumble to the back of the living room couch, your pants are already open and there's nothing covering your torso; much like the woman in front of you, who as soon as she throws you sitting up against the cushions, your breathing out of rhythm and your lips swollen from kissing hard, makes a show of removing the rest of her clothes.

She has time to smile mischievously at your look of pure adoration at her completely naked body in front of you before you pull her onto your lap by her thighs. Wanda climbs on you with a needy grunt, burning from the inside out in anticipation for you to touch her again.

Your touches are almost desperate, your kisses mark her skin. It is your gift, but you also seem determined to make sure that Wanda has the memory of this morning for quite some time. 

When your mouth closes around her nipples, she whimpers to the ceiling, arching her back and steadying her hands in your hair, a soft plea that you not stop.

"Yes, baby, just like that." She encourages over the stimulation on her nipples, breaking into an excited whimper when you simply use your free hand to masturbate her. At any other time, you would have taken your time to work her up until she was begging for your touch, but now, in the urgency you two were sharing, it wasn't necessary. She was ready for you. 

Your fingers penetrate her without delay, and Wanda digs her nails into your shoulder, breaking into a breathless moan. You give one last hickey on her hardened nipple before you move your face back up to hers, kissing her with intensity as your fingers dance inside her walls with the mastery of one who has done this a dozen times, one who knows her like the palm of the hand she so deliberately grinds against in the intention of relieving herself.

"G-god, detka! Right here!" She breaks the kiss into an affected moan, practically meowing as you repeatedly hit that sensitive spot inside her. The wetness grows in your palm, Wanda oozes into you, and to help her, you bring your free hand to her hip, coordinating her movements as she begins to fail. "I-I'm going to..."

"Don't talk, show." You interrupt her with a proud little smile, moving your mouth down to bite the sensitive spots on her neck. "Come to me, baby, I've got you."

That's all she needs to reach the first climax of the morning, and she is not surprised that you don't stop at the first. Or the second, or the third.

You are on your knees on the living room floor when your first alarm goes off. Breathing as out of breath as Wanda, on the couch with her torso exposed and her legs spread from which you against your will need to remove your face to turn off the alarm when you pull away.

She covers herself when you disappear to the kitchen because she knows it's because of the flight, and when you return, the cell phone goes on the coffee table and you sit on the floor next to her on the couch. 

There is a long silent pause, where only your breaths can be heard. Wanda skirts a hickey on her own thigh and you sigh.

"We shouldn't have..." But you can't complete, it because your voice fails you as if you are going to start crying. You look away, and Wanda lets herself fall to your side on the floor, where she reaches for your hand.

"Detka, look at me." She asks, and you have to wait a moment until you sniffle and do so with difficulty.

"I told you it hurts me, Wands. I can't-" You take a deep breath. "I can't heal if this keeps happening. There’s no getting over you if we keep doing this”

She shakes her head. "I don't want you to get over me." She says and you huff, trying to pull her hand away, but Wanda squeezes. "I love you, you know I do."

"Love is not enough." You retort bitterly, your eyes filled with tears. "Loving me doesn't mean you won't hurt me. Nor that you won't ignore me. Those are just words, Wanda. I haven't felt loved by you in a long time."

She releases your hand from the shock of your words, and watches you create a physical distance between you as you walk away. You slip away to the bedroom, muttering that you need to get ready for the flight, and she tries to make a decision the whole time you are in the shower.

When you return to the room, wearing a set of travel clothes, Wanda is wearing your sweatpants and her own dress shirt. Your chest aches to see her wearing your clothes again.

"Wanda, you'd better go, my flight-"

"I love you, detka." She cuts you off with eyes bright with determination as she stares at you. You swallow dry, but can't resist when Wanda reaches up to touch your face. "I will make sure you know it. You'll know it so deeply that you'll be able to feel it in your bones. And you'll never doubt it again."

You sniffle lightly. "Wanda..."

"Don't worry about it now, detka." She interrupts you more gently, caressing your face. "Have a great trip. I'll be here when you come back home."

You sigh, and Wanda doesn't let you say anything more, kissing you in a calmer, but somehow much more intense way than before. 

She leaves the apartment before you, with a wink and a request that you call the boys before and after the flight. 

And even before she gets to the first floor, Wanda has already texted Natasha about her early retirement procedure after her well-deserved family vacation.

#wanda maximoff x reader #wanda x reader #elizabeth olsen x reader #wanda maximoff oneshots #marvel imagines

[divijohm]

I saw the babysitting headcannons thingy and well gotta help out in the requests right? Imagine the reader as a proxy but they're part bee, just bee wings and antennas buzzing arounr after the others. For the proxies perhaps? (Masky, hoodie, toby and kate the chase) we need more kate appreciation

Imma mark myself as anon🌱 so you'll know 😌

Drinking and eating is key to energy :)

Reader is a proxy and half Bee creature

Kate, Masky, Hoodie and Toby

A/n: HI 🌱!! OMG is been AGES since I heard of Kate, she do deserve more appreciation. Also this prompt of the reader beeing (omg jokes I'm so funny) part bee is so interesting!!! I LOVE bees I find their organization sistem so cool and honey is so tasty and the way it can have a huge variety just because of the place the bee hive is, is all so Fascinating. I ended up focusing more on the bee part 😅 but I tried my best to include all 4 proxys in this I really hope you like it :3

🐝 When you first arrived in the mansion, the proxys got a little weird out, they are not normal in the least but is rare to see a huge bee-like person walk in like nothing is wrong. But after some time they warmed up to bee with you I'm so funny please laugh

🐝 You can make honey. No, I'll not elaborate on how or why. But now every breakfast the proxys make you give them fresh honey to enjoy through the day

🐝 You're part queen bee, because if you were part worker bee/male bee you wouldn't survive that long (only the queen bee can survive the winter, worker bees die of cold and male bees die soon after mating with a queen in the begging of spring). That being said, you have the hability (like a real queen bee) to order around bees. Even if they have a queen, your sent is stronger so they see you as more worthy.

🐝 Slender likes the way you make your kills look accidental is just so practical and avoids the police getting involved. Bees attacking someone isn't a crime, just an accident so no consequences for you 💛

🐝 Did you know bees can kill things by surrounding them and flapping their wings to rise the body temperature of the pray? You can do that too but not to the point of killing a human, you can heat them enough to make them pass out. It makes kidnapping much easier, Masky and Toby appreciate it.

🐝 When you get exited you flap your wings making that bzzzz noise. Masky finds it annoying.

🐝 Toby really like your antennas he finds them cute and if you let him, he's going to play with them

🐝 Hoodie likes your wings they have an interesting pattern and when the sun shines through them it sometimes makes rainbows, he likes photographing them

🐝 normally, when you need to go on group missions you get paired with Kate, although she prefers to work alone she doesn't mind your company that much, you're "useful and smell like honey" in her words. You get along well.

🐝 One time you decided to spook Masky by jumping on him from behind. Too bad he had an Insecticide on hands and sprayed it on you, you almost died and decided to never do this again. Kate and Toby Laughed a lot

🐝 You're "abelhuda" (a Brazilian Portuguese word that means you're too curious and like to put your nose where it doesn't belong, comes from the word "abelha" witch means bee) so more often than not you find yourself in the proxys room just looking for things in there without any purpose, just because you can. Masky started to lock his door because of that although it didn't stop you.

🐝 Funny enough, you're allergic to polen

🐝 When you're bored you like to follow Hoodie around, you don't talk with him or anything. You just, follow him to wherever he goes. In the beginning he found it super weird but now he just don't mind.

🐝 Kate has a bee allergy, so you do her a favor and keep bees far away from the mansion. She appreciates it

🐝 You and Kate listen to classical music together.

#kate the chaser #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta x reader #kate the chaser headcanons #kate the chaser x reader #ticci toby x reader #ticci toby headcanons #ticcy toby #ticci toby #tim x reader #tim marble hornets #ticcy toby x reader #ticcy toby headcanons #Masky marble hornets #masky x reader #masky Headcanons #tim headcanons #brian marble hornets #Brian x reader #brian headcanons #Hoodie marble hornets #Hoodie marble hornets headcanons #hoodie headcanons #proxy reader #hoodie x reader #proxy headcanons #slenderverse #slendermansion

[frodo-sam]

YARA FLOR in Future State: Wonder Woman #1 (2021).

#dcedit #comicedit #dcladies #dc #comics #yara flor #wonder woman #* #I think this is gonna flop but #I really wanted to edit her comics #my brazilian queen!!! gotta love her

[ghostiewriter]

hi! i’m new to the fandom, and i was wondering if u could rec me some of your fav jiara writers and/or fics? i binged all of ur fics and i’m obsessed with the ship now

OH BESTIE I WOULD LOVE TO!!!

I’ve most certainly forget people and I’m so sorry if I have I’m literally going off memory and dealing with kids jumping on my head at the same time whoops avshsvshvd BUT WELCOME TO THE FANDOM BESTIE!!❤️❤️❤️WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE YOU!!!

So I first have to recommend ‘Pogue Lyfe T-Shirt Company’ by @yellowlaboratory because it’s amazing!!! It’s a pre-canon fic that shows you the pogues growing up and FUCK ITS SO GOOD!! Also anything by Annie in general is just BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN AND HILARIOUS!!

Also the Cinderalla Story AU by @alphinias because I like reading the monstrosity I enabled her into making hehehe BUT AGAIN JORDAN IS A WONDERFUL WRITER AND LITERALLY EVERYTHING SHE WRITES IS BEAUTIFUL!! ALSO READ HER HOGWARTS AU SO YOU CAN HELP IN BULLYING HER INTO THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!

She doesn’t have tumblr but I have to recommend one of my fav all time jiara writers Sara aka lemon_drizzle_cake on ao3! I absolutely adore her style of writing and she’s just such a talent!!

I HAVE TO RECOMMEND THE QUEEN OF THE CAMBANK AGENDA AND WHEEZUS CHRIST LOVER HERSELF @hmspogue but don’t tell Alexis I think she’s talented because it will get to her head

Any and every work by @pakfiction is a fucking TREAT to read like?? Her talent?? Is just??? Unmatchable??? MAGAN IS TRULY A GIFT TO THE FANDOM

Also I order you to read the fics by @k-maybank because Jade is literally one of my fav fic writers of all time, let alone jiara fic writer and EVERYONE SHOULD READ HER WORK!!

Also looking for some angst and smut? OFF TO @onlyhereforangst YOU GO AND PLEASE HELP ME BULLY HER INTO WRITING MORE JIARA FICS CAUSE HER WAY WITH WORDS IS BEAUTIFUL AND I NEED MORE!!

The queen of smut herself in this fandom @thecarreras BUT HER SMUT TRULY IS A BLESSING AND YOU MUST MUST MUST READ IT!!!

A jiara classic that everyone must read is ‘Around The World’ by @rae-of-fricking-sunshine which I will read myself at some point💀BUT ITS BASICALLY CANON NOW SO BY DEFAULT ITS THE HOLY GRAIL AND EVERYONE SHOULD READ (also I won’t compliment Annie cause she hates it so you suck bestie❤️)

Also my brain twin @a92vm is an absolute godsend but I may be bias cause we are literally the same person AGSHSVSHSV BUT PLEASE GO GIVE HER THE LOVE SHE DESERVES BECAUSE SHE IS SO UNDERRATED IN THIS FANDOM ITS INSANE!!!!!

The Shadowhunter AU by the beautiful and talented Brazilian queen herself @rcsales is another must read!! ITS AMAZING AND ANA NEEDS TO HE BULLIED INTO FINISHING IT BECAUSE I AM DESPERATE FOR MORE!!!

AND SPEAKING OF BRAZILIAN QUEENS I GOTTA GIVE MY OTHER QUEEN LOVE AND RECOMMEND @kmaybank CAUSE BELLA IS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST PERSON I KNOW AND HER WRITING IS *CHEFS KISS*

Anything by @smileymikey is a treat but her Band!Pogues AU was the first of Mia’s fics I read and UGH ITS HILARIOUS AND AMAZING MUCH LIKE MIA HERSELF!!!

@shaymq7 LITERALLY HAS MY HEART IN HER HAND WITH HER WRITING LIKE SHE IS THE QUEEN OF FEELS AND REALLY SENDS YOU ON A ROLLERCOASTER WITH HER EMOTIONS!!

AND MY FAVOURITE CHAOTIC MESS @falseungodlyhours IS A TALENTED WRITER WHO I LOVE DEARLY AND I CANNOT RECOMMEND HER WORK ENOUGH!! SHE IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE PEOPLE IN THE FANDOM

ALSO QUEEN OF EDITS @kiekiecarrera HAS SOME BEAUTIFUL GIFS AND FICS YOU SHOULD READ CAUSE REINA IS A TALENTED QUEEN AND I LOVE HER TO BITS

AND A PARENTS JIARA CLASSIC BY A FELLOW NAME SHARER AND BUFFY ENTHUSIAST @jjmaybank IS ‘spinning in circles’ WHICH IS A MUST READ IF YOU JOIN THE FANDOM!!!

GONNA THROW IN MY FAVOURITE TWINS @jjskiaras and @interstellarbeams BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE IN COMMON OTHER THAN BEING GORGEOUS? THEY ARE TALENTED QUEENS AND YOU SHOULD READ EVERYTHING THEY BOTH WRITE AND HELP ME BULLYING THEM INTO FINISHING THEIR WIPS!!!!!

@chestnutblondehead is SERIOUSLY talented and I love Rach to bits and I can’t wait for her Disney fic because she will write it👀right Rach?👀👀👀👀👀BUT SERIOUSLY SHE IS SO AMAZING AND BRILLIANT AND GIVE HER LOVE

@dayas I’ve never met someone who could match me in angst and yet PLANNING FICS WITH K HAS TAUGHT ME SHE IS MY MATCH AND I ADORE HER FOR IT!! SHE IS CRAZY TALENTED AND HER WRITING IS A TREASURE AND PLEASE SHOW HER SOME LOVE

#ask #jiara #jiara fic recs #THANK YOU FOR READING MY FICS! #AND WELCOME TO THE CLOWN CLUB🤡

[dreamcast-official]

i wanna know about the sonic cartoons!!! i have seen clips of some and i was funny i wanna know more >:]

(but im going to sleep now, ill read it tomorrow lol)

omg sleep well bestie! i will tell you all i know about the sonic cartoons

so! the first sonic cartoon was the adventures of sonic the hedgehog (1993). it was very. strange. very 90s american cartoon. none of it had anything to do with the games - which, fair enough, the games barely had any plot at this point. i dont know much about it, as i never watched it, but it was famous for a) sonic’s catchline of “i’m waitingggggggggggg” which can be incredibly grating and b) introducing the idea that sonics favorite food is chili dogs! the brazilian dub also had sonic saying “meus jovens!” (”young men!”) a lot. i dont know if this was in the english version but it was really funny to me because sonic you are 12 who are you calling a young man. the second sonic cartoon was titled just sonic the hedgehog, but it’s more commonly known as sonic sat.am, which stands for sonic saturday morning, as it was a saturday morning cartoon. it was surprisingly dark! i watched it as a kid and don’t remember much about it, but man i was scared of robotnik back then. obviously i didnt watch it as it aired but ! whatever. at the same time sat.am was airing, there was also sonic underground, which is the weirdest sonic cartoon ever in my opinion. why? well my good friend, the plot of the show was that sonic was a long lost prince who had a twin brother and sister (they r triplets) and they need to save their mother, queen aleena hedgehog, yes that is her full name, and you’ll never guess how they plan on doing this. they’re going to save their mother with the power of rock. i literally love sonic underground so much i am not joking i unironically recomend it just because of how batshit it is and also the theme song fucks, go listen to it its really good. then there was the sonic anime, sonic x. sonic x is most remembered for being the only one of the sonic cartoons to directly adapt storylines from the games, mostly sonic adventure 1 & 2 and sonic heroes, but its also remembered by the theme song: gotta go fast. yes, if im not wrong, this is where “gotta go fast” came from. the 4kids dub for sonic x sucks ASS but the brazilian version was based off of it and im extremely emotionally attached to it. no joke, i would wake up early on weekends to turn on my sonic x dvds - which i still own btw. its genuinely such a charming show even if season 3 is kinda Strange. if you get the chance, i definitely recomend it! though, its better to watch it subbed for the story, but watch it dubbed for the funnys. and the last sonic cartoon, arguably the funniest, most iconic, most fan-favorite sonic cartoon: sonic boom. the sonic boom games were....not the best. but the cartoon? the sonic boom cartoon is a fucking MASTERPIECE. the jokes are the funniest bits ive ever seen in a kids show, the voice acting is incredible in every language ive seen this show in, and the animation - while not outstanding - definitely has a charm to it. i dont know if its on netflix worldwide, but i watch it on netflix all the time - it is so fucking funny, genuinely. the “sonic boom out of context” comps do it justice because the context is usually just as batshit.

and thats the history of sonic cartoons! they are all so very near and dear to my heart.

#klavier-gavins-lesbian-boyfriend #milk.mail #bestie you have no idea how much i wanted to talk about these cartoons

[thisisbis]

Following on from the post by @poppypickle

Name or preferred nickname:

Gabriella - people call me Gabby or Gabs... One person calls me Ella

Pronouns:

she/her

What's the story behind your username:

one of my besties is Brazilian and they have this lil biscuit thingy called Bis. So she has just always called me Bis or Bibis, and yeah... 😂

General location:

UK, UK baby 🎤 (sang in the tune of Jonas Brothers - LA Baby)

Tell us something cool about you in real life:

I'm a doggy mama to a Border Collie called Barry (Insta plug: @barry_thebordercollie). His full name is Bartholomew Boris Eit. 🤣 I used to do quite a bit of musical theatre, but it's slowed down in the last couple of years. I sing loudly all the time. I have a few song covers and originals, which maybe someday I'll put out there.... I work in luxury retail management - it's exhausting 😝

Favorite Chenford moment:

Good lord, um.... I think for me there's too many to list, but it's generally the ones where there's a lot of unsaid words (I feel they mostly come from Tim cause Eric is expressive af).

Moment that made you start shipping them:

No joke - from the moment they got paired up, episode 1. I turned to my brother and said - look, he's all grumpy and hard-ass, watch him go all fluffy just for her.

Who you think will realize they have FEELINGS first: Tim? At least I hope... (but it's actually everyone else at Mid-Wilshire first, for sure)

Favorite character who isn’t Lucy or Tim:

ANGELA - THE FREAKIN QUEEN - LOPEZ. Simply cause she's badass, awesome, sassy... Love her. Favourite line to date is "okay, I gotta go maybe shoot a guy"

But... I do actually love all of them, for different reasons. I'll spare you my long list of reasons. I know many find Nolan more boring, but to me he's precious 🤣 (it's Nathan Fillion, so maybe I'm being biased?)

Favorite Chenford headcanon:

That Tim cooks... Oh, and that Lucy spoils Kojo

Do you write fics/make gifs/make vids/do something else cool? You’re awesome! Share your stuff:

Yo, I actually have a YouTube channel with my brother - we're trying to get into a routine with it, but working 43+ hours a week is rough 🤦🏽‍♀️ anyway... We're The Waffle Bunch and the channel is:

https://youtube.com/channel/UCXYsZmVDuH4itoRdGnt6DVg

We do podcasts... We just waffle on basically 🤷🏽‍♀️

Fic you’re rec’ing the most right now:

I'm reading more the tumblr headcanons instead of fics... I do need to check the fics out actually 🤣

Tag another Chenford fan to fill this out:

@thechenfordship!

#chenford #tim bradford #lucy chen #the rookie #tucy #tim x lucy

[samnatandsteve]

Nat gets Amnesia

 so @mockinghawk-romanogers asked for a fic of this based off a post of mine. it took a lot longer to get to than I planned thanks to university and life, and it’s not really the same as the of post but that’s okay. I like both of them. 

This is the post in question by the way: 

[Steve and the Bucky are in central Asia following a lead on a terrorist organization after Civil War][Nat and Sam are following other leads in central America, Nat got hurt and can't keep things straight in her mind]

Nat : *gets a long and well written love letter from Steve*Nat : awwww

Nat : *writes back* "you have a crush on me? That's embarrassing :P"

[A week later]

Steve : *calls Nat on burner phone only for emergencies* Nat, we're litterly married!

Nat : is that how I got your dog tags with your mom's ring on it?

Steve : yes! Don't you remember?

Nat : not really... did I look nice?

Steve : ....of course you did, can I talk to Sam?

Nat : why?

Steve : I need him to check something for me

Nat : what is it? I can do it

*Sam walks in, sees the phone, panicks, and grabs the phone*

Nat : hey!! What gives?

Sam : *trying to act nonchalant while shooting Nat away* hey man, what's up?

Steve : why doesn't my wife remember she's my wife?

Sam : whaaattttt? that's crazy!

Steve : is Nat hurt?

Sam : Not a cut

Nat : *in the background* tell the pizza man I want extra banana peppers on mine

Sam : *to Nat* sure thing

Steve : Sam what happened?

Sam : what do you mean?

Steve : what happen-

Sam : woops well look at that, times up, got to go! Tasha, say bye

Nat : why do I have to say goodbye to the pizza man?

Sam : because he likes you

Nat : likes likes?Sam : ohhh yeah

Steve : wait a minute Sa-

*Sam hangs up*

I can do the whole pizza man part in another one if you guys want me to. But this is the oneshot I whipped up today because I finally had the time and motivation :) 

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They were on a mission in Brazil that of course brought them to the Amazon Rainforest and not only there but at a Hydra base right on the banks of the river itself. Hydra and their fucking cliches. Sam and Natasha went down there to do some snooping around - “Recon” as Tasha put it. Which of course quickly turned into “innocent intel gathering” as she put it in the middle of the night. Then one trip wire (fucking cliches) got them into a “good old fashion shoot out” as she so cheekly put it as she put a bullet in a Hydra goon’s head. Which may or may not have made Sam question Steve’s sanity for marrying such a scary woman. And they just in Brazil that morning, barely had any lunch and Sam’s stomach is really pissed at him. 

   But back to the point! Hydra, Amazon River, terrifying  woman for a partner, kicking Hydra goon ass all in the very humid and very yuckie air of the Amazon. Just one other reason to add to the list of “why I hate Jimmy”, Sam should've gone with scissors that last round, at least then he would be in Central  Asia and just  be dealing with the heat. 

They managed to get outside where they could get the upper hand,  mainly thanks to Tasha’s kick ass assassin skills. Now he was providing air support and Redwing was being awesome and finishing up the intel theft. 

So Tasha was on the ground kicking ass like only Sam could dream of doing, Sam was playing snipper and taking out stragglers and thinning them out for Tasha when suddenly Tasha was in the river face down and Sam was fighting to right himself midair with his ears ringing painfully.

Cold sweat ran down Sam’s back as the biting air rushed in his ears and brought tears to his eyes. He’s going to blame it on the wind if any of those Hydra idiots brought it up, because Sam Wilson does not cry for his friends, he was a stone cold certified bad bitch (by Tasha the queen of bad bitches herself) thank you very much. His stomach twists painfully making him want to throw up and he does and it’s just acid and it burns his throat and he hates today. 

In just another example of classical Hydra cliche, they blew up their little super secret base and bebrie hit Tasha, sending her into the river. His mind registers the fact that Redwing’s still connected to the goggles’ computer and online. Sam thanks the beings that be as he takes a swan dive to Tasha. One thing is for sure, Sam thought as he pulled Natasha out of the river, Steve will kill him if he finds out about this. 

“Redwing buddy tell me I didn’t just let cap become a widow.” The electronic drone bird chirps as they run away- make a strategic withdrawal into the night sky to their hotel room. Sam breathed a sigh of relief as her vitals popped up and he saw her steady heart beat. “Thank god! He still can’t know about this though!” Redwing chirps again as Sam readjusts the spy in his arms. “Well if she snitches we just have to go into hiding.” Another chirp. “Can you stop pointing out faults in my plan?” Silence. “Thank you.”  

Natalie grones as the light hits her eyes causing a pounding headache to erupt across her head. “What the fuck happened last night?” Her cold hand helped a bit when she held it against her forehead. A black man walked out of the bathroom with a hesitant smile on his face.

“Heyyy girl, how’re you feeling?” She  grunted in reply and she threw her bare legs over the side of the bed. Pausing, she looked down and raised an eyebrow, she had her underwear and tank top on. 

“Why the hell am I half naked with a hell of a hangover? Did we sleep together? You better have used protection!” She jabed her left index finger at the man who was still standing on the other side of the room by the desk. Her eyes caught the gold of her wedding band. “You better be my husband too, I am no cheat!” The man’s mouth went slack as his eyes went wide. 

“I broke her- Hydra broke her and I let them.” He started to ramble to himself, rubbing his hands over his head. Natalie pauses again, what the hell does a Nazi subdivison have to do with this? 

“I thought Captain America took care of those guys.” The man stopped and she could practically see the dread set in as she watched his back. Something in a bag on his side of the room chirped and he snapped at it to shut up. 

After a slew of questions the man, Sam, tells her she had memory loss and thinks she’s one of her covers for her job; A history teacher named Natalie Rushmen when she was really an intelligence agent named Natasha Rogers. They were on a mission in Brazil when she got hurt and they will not be leaving until she gets her memory because “Your husband will kill me if he finds out about this and as my friend you would be obliged to kill him and the whole thing would go down into history books and I don’t want to be in history books like that.” 

They stared into each other's eyes for a while, sweat running down Sam’s face as a smirk played on Natasha’s. She hummed, putting her head in her hand, finger tapping her chin,  pretending to mull it over. 

“Hmmm? What do you mean hmmm??” 

“He is my husband, and I like to think we-” 

“Then don’t think! Trust me, you love to pull shit over him, it's your favorite pastime!” 

“Okay” She got up and left him to get dressed “But i think my other favorite is to keep you on your toes.” She calls from the other side of the closed bathroom door. He flops onto the bed, rubbing his face. Thank god the mission was originally planned for a week and radio silent. 

_

A day later the front office stopped Natasha and gave her an envelope. Said envelope found its way into her purse quicker than a snitch in those Harry Potter books she was working through for the eleventh time according to Sam.   

 When she found the room to be empty and void of said man, she plopped onto her bed and opened the letter. A love letter from a guy trying to be mysterious by going by S - how sweet! But she was married and the most faithful wife-who-can’t-even-remember-her-spouse’s-face there ever was!  But she wasn’t a mean woman either, plus it was so nicely written, clearly S loved her a lot. And she was going to love breaking that big heart of his, gotta set her foot down. 

 So she got to writing her own letter complete with a lipstick kiss on the letter’s bottom corner next to her N.

“Dear S, 

Fuck you, I’m married. 

With nothing but love, 

      N <3” 

Short and to the point, just how she liked it. Smiling to herself with a bounce in her step, she hands her response to the young girl at the front desk, thanked her and went back into the room to watch some Brazilian dramas. The letter from S tucked away in her bag, she was going to ask Sam about it  later when he got back with dinner. 

But dinner came and went and the letter was left forgotten under one of her bras. That was until two days later when Sam got a call on a flip phone. Well the phone in his bag did and like always he way out, so she did the friendly thing of answering it when she saw the unsaved number thinking it was spam. 

“Hello, this is Cathrine from Bed Baths and Beyond, how can I help you on this wonderful day?” 

The midwestern American accent came easily to her as she played with her hair with the phone held in place with her shoulder and cheek 

“Nat what’s going on?” She doesn’t know how she knows but that was Mysterious Mr. S on the other end of the line. 

“Who the fuck do you take me for mr S?? I am married and I’ll bet twenty bucks you’re not even half the man my husband is!” She fished the letter out of her bag “I mean seriously! ‘Words cannot even begin to describe how beautiful you are, Aphrodite cannot even hope to compare.’ “ She reads the line in a high pitched mocking town. “Did you read that from ‘Pickup lines so used and abused even their mothers won’t recognize them’? I wouldn’t be caught dead with a man who thinks that’s the hot shit.” 

  There was a pause and Natasha had to check that he didn’t hang up. 

“What - I’m your husband! Me! Steve Rogers am your spouse!” 

“Yeah okay buddy nice try.” 

“Where’s Sam?” 

“Who’s Sam?” 

“Natasha please don’t, where’s Sam?” 

“He’s at work, doing accountant stuff with the numbers and shit.” 

“Sam barely passed algebra, he hates math.” 

Just  as about to call him a staker, Sam the man walked in with food. 

“Got you some waffles!” He did his best Donkey impression at the word waffles as he closed the door behind him. When he turned back he dropped the food and basically tackled her like a linebacker or something to get to the phone. - Point is it hurt her bruised and battered body.  “Give that to me woman!” 

“No!” 

“What’s going on with you two??” -Steve 

“Yes!” 

“I don’t wanna!” 

“I’ll buy you ice cream!” 

They pause in their battle for the phone. 

“Chocolate?” 

“I’m not a heathen like your husband.” 

“I heard that!” - Steve 

She let go, hand up and palms out in surrender. Sam put the phone to his ear.

“Heyyy Steve, whatsup man?” Sam shoved his unused hand into his armpit as he started to walk the length of the room. Nodding to the food to tell Natasha to start eating, which she does. So she watched him talk while eating her waffles far more entertained than she would be watching a Brazilan show. 

“Why doesn’t my wife remember me?” 

“You have a wife? Wow, congrats man! Who’s the lucky lady?” 

“The one you let get amnesia apparently.” 

“Amnesia-what?” 

Steve sighed on the other end.

“She hurt in any other way?” 

Sam shared a glance with Natasha who had booth cheeks stuffed with waffles. 

“Not a scratch.” 

“You sit on a throne of lies.” Natasha hisses. “I have three broken ribs Mr. S!” 

“What! Thre-!” Steve is sooo going to kill Sam. 

“Oh wow don’t you look at that! Time’s out, gotta go! Bye Steve!” And with a snap of the phone, the yelling voice of an angry husband is cut off. Sam joined Natasha at the table and started to eat his waffles. 

“Is that really my husband?” She pointed her fork at the phone laying on one of the twin beds. Sam nods as he poured syrup over his waffles. “What was I thinking?” 

“To this day I still can’t figure it out.” 

#natasha romanov #natasha romanoff #Natalia Romanova #romanogers #romanogers fanfic #Steve Rogers #steve rogers x natasha romanoff #sam wilson #falcon #captain america #captasha #Black Widow #marvel #MCU #mcu fic #cap quartet #stevenat #natasha x steve

[mechmech]

Ok so I know this is like my first post but I’ve been working on it cause a friend did it for their dnd character and I was like this could be fun and give people some insight. Questions wandered as Mecha 1-100

Smell like: oil, sweat, and more recently baby spit-up

Voice: Not many people will understand this fem-V from cyberpunk. Sorta gravely

Motivator: Research mostly. Finding out new things and applying them. More recently though her kid and making a better world for them.

Most embarrassing memory: She doesn’t like to share this story, but when she was younger and moved around with her sister mecha, she was afraid to GO in the woods because she accidentally wandered onto a farmer’s land and was caught pantsless.

How do they react to pain: “ You wanna hit me go ahead, just stay away from the hands and eyes” She can deal with a great deal of physical pain but when it comes to emotions and others she is like a mage named Corren

Wear: Normally throughout the day, she wears her metal armor. Outside of her armor, she wears a simple black dress when relaxing, a work apron while working, and always Always gauntlets and a blindfold

Most positive relationship: THis is difficult because so many of them have done different things, but most probably Corren and her want to be more good like him

The weirdest thing I have ever eaten: Correns cooking

Sleep: “Alister! Corren! Cuddle me!” Yea she will cuddle up with almost any person who trusts and it depends on the person. Alister: Alister is the big spoon and mecha buries herself into his chest and stomach. Corren: Mecha is like a koala to Corren and just hugs onto a single leg.

Favorite food/ kinda food: Vegetables honestly, but also baked goods like bread

Most insecure about: How others see her

Like to wear: adaptable clothing, something that can be used for many different functions and also gotta be able to get dirty and clean when you need it

How do they react to feelings of guilt: Previously they bottled them up, but more and more they are learning to talk to others about that guilt. Ultimately she always feels guilty for something

React to betrayal: Depends on the person buuuttttt, angry, blames themself for part of it, tries to move on quickly

Greatest achievement: MOCHA

Too little sleep: quiet and most likely taking a nap in the skeleton’s arms. That's If she is actually tired. Shel heals fatigue in an instant.

What are they like a drunk: If she drinks and gets drunk and that's a big if she becomes an I love you drunk and we'll just tell everyone what she likes about them before passing out.

Music likes: A lot of Rock and techno music, a little bit of pop only because it fits.

Right or left-handed: She always works with her hammer in her right hand.

Fears: Being completely alone, losing her friends, losing Mocha, destroying the world, the unknown, diseases, being like her mother

Favorite weather: Nice sunny days with a slight breeze

Favorite color: it’s hard because it's between gold and blue

Collect anything: besides random trophies, rocks that she sometimes gives away.

Hot or cold weather: Hot because you can cool down easily.

Eye color: Goldenish/ yellow

Race/ ethnicity: Well Gremlin in Sekrezia, in the real world through it's between Brazilian and Irish

Hair color: Ginger/ red

Happy where they are currently: Nope, not even a little bit. She's upset because she believes she has possibly doomed the world and has actually found someone she can connect with/ has some feeling for and they just keep backsliding her. She also hates that she has to leave her new daughter.

Mounting person: YES!!! Up early to get shit done

Sunrise or sunset: Sunrise is extremely pretty to watch especially when you can but caves are a thing.

Messy or organized: Like myself, it's a chaotic form of organization

Pet peeves: Jumping to conclusions, mistreating machines

Objects of significant importance: Her forge hammer which is like a badge of office saying she is a member of a smithing guild and her evil eye because a really good friend helped her make it.

Least favorite food: The rock she accidentally tried to eat while she was tired delirious one night in a cave.

Least favorite color: Kelly Green. Look it looks like puke, nothing against other greens but this one ugh

Least favorite smell: Decaying flesh

The last time they cried: mhhh a few weeks but it's gonna be soon. Definitely the birth of her child.

Anybody with them: entire party forMochas birth, but other than that Corren and Alistar

The time they got injured: Well getting crushed by a giant cube was bad, the worst injury would probably be getting dragged into lava by her own creation that she loved.

Scars: Nope none so far that are physical. Some mental ones that she's working through.

Mental health issues: Paranoia, Depression, Suicidal thoughts, low self-esteem, PTSD

Bad habits: Shutting everyone else out.

Why might someone dislike her: SHe can be a bit standoffish and definitely hard-headed.

Why might someone love her: He has a big heart for those she cares about, she's smart and also creates a lot of small gifts that aren't for value but personal reasons.

Believe in ghosts: Literally was in a plane of the dead, soooo yes

Anyone they would trust with their life: Corren, Alistar, Torvid, Simple,

Romantically interested in anyone: Spectra, depends on the person. ACE and Demiromantic

Dating/ Married: Complicated is what it is. Yes dating somewhat but it’s not a good relationship

Like surprises: Yes, surprises are nice and add a bit of fun to life. Other than a somewhat surprising pregnancy.

Birthday: I honestly forget but it's their weave day

Celebrate their birthday: Only with those they care about, which is few but some members of the party yes.

Family: Dad is dead, Mom is alive supposedly but she was supposed to be dead, and sister is possibly dead but in a bit of denial about it

Close to their family: Chosen family yes.

MBTI type: ISTP

Zodiac signs: I forget the sekrezian one but in real life Aquarius

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw

Alignment; Chaotic neutral/ good

Nightmares: Losing the entire party in ways that they caused ore were directly a part of.

View on death: CHanged a lot as their questline has gone on but “Once someone has passed from this world and seen the raven queen and chosen their afterlife that is it, they are at peace and will stay there unless the gods dictate differently. Past a resurrection people should not come back. I have learned this the hard way and watched what happens when you play with death”.

Something they always laugh at: Corren getting flustered and digging himself into holes he can't get out of.

When bored, what do they do: Read a book/ tinker with new experiments

Enjoy the outside: yes, especially new areas where there are unexplored places.

Accent: Somewhat of a german accent but I’m no good at replicating it

Upon seeing a slice of chocolate cake, the first reaction: “Who left this perfectly good piece of cake here?”

If they knew they were going to die what would they do/ say: Alister: Be a good father to Mocha, Corren: Be a good stepfather to Mocha and make sure Alister stays on the right path, Simple Geoff: didn't like you at first but your apart of my family now, Maple: Live your best life and don't let other people tell you what you can be also given up on revenge it's never as sweet as you think, Lautrec: (Opens box) sorry it took a while, Vlog: “you don't like me, I kinda like you, protect your own but never stop learning and exploring.

Feelings about sex: Mecha doesn’t want sex and feels really uncomfortable with it especially around people she doesn’t know, but around friends, she’s willing to talk about it but will also respect preferences.

Sexuality: questioning, but Grey-ace

Squeamish around blood: Nope “ I saved a man that had a lethal arrow through his neck”

Anything they find gross: Living hair/ hair constructs

TV trope: Reclusive nerd with a big heart

Enjoy helping people: Yes she really likes to help those who need it, but if she believes you can help yourself she will leave you to it.

Allergies: Seasonal/ pollen

Pet: Multiple constructs that range from a skeleton to a walking piece of glass

Quick to anger: No, she has somewhat of a calm head that eventually boils over and then causes a big yelling fight/ random actions such as throwing a stick of dynamite in a graveyard.

How patient is she: Rather patient especially when listening, not the greatest responder though

Good at cooking: Hell yea they are, give them a pan and they'll make you a feast

Favorite insult:” I'm coming for your knees” “Don't make me get the fume engine”

How do they act when happy: Huge grin on their face and they start fidgeting.

What do they do when they learn about others’ fears: Tease them slightly in private but keep the information to themselves.

Trustworthy: yes and very loyal to her friends.

Do they try to hide their emotions: Definitely but not always the greatest at hiding them cause everyone has a great sense of motive.

Exercise regularly: We walk and adventure every day while she carries probably over 25lb of mechanical items so yes.

Comfortable with the way they look: Mhh sometimes, but not always. She really doesn't like that she reminds herself of her sister or that she has distinct eyes.

Features they find attractive on others: Not really features, she's more into personality but she does like people’s eyes.

Personalities they find attractive: Protective, Kind, Smart, honest, loyal.

Do they like sweet foods: definitely into the sweeter things in life,

Age: in sekrezia: 204, equivalent age is like 45-55

Tall or short: 3ft pretty short but and on the shorter side of her race

Glasses or contacts: Nope just a cool ass blindfold and no it's not for BDSM

Consider herself attractive: Nope, not at all. SHes surprised if someone likes her in that way.

Sense of humor: Both dark and sexual but at the same time dad jokes as much as possible. Also random improv she comes up with on the spot, which is slightly me

What mood are they in most often: THe mood of trying to figure out how something works

What angers them: Hurting children, hurting the party, destroying art and machines, using others to your own gain, rape, slavery

Outlook on life: “Life is full of twists and turns. There is never bad without good. Take your time and really think about what you do, but don't forget to also just let go and go wild every now and then.

What makes them sad or depressed: THinking of their family/ friends being gone, children with no home, Mocha growing up alone.

Greatest weakness: Turning the mind against them/ lack of belief in herself and that she is not responsible for the world.

Greatest strength: Open mind and somewhat open heart.

Something they regret: not letting them self grieve for pax in a different way than hunting them down and screwing the world.

Biggest accomplishment: Having a kid

Hope for the future: open an orphanage and continue helping the Fucks make the world at least a little brighter.

#rpg #dnd #personal #source: scatterpatter

[haevolution]

Rules: answer questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to know better ❤️

@kunwoodz thank you for tagging me!! sorry for being a bit late lol also feliz aniversário atrasado!!

Name/nickname: ícaro, formerly known as enki bc changing your chosen name 293784 times is just the trans experience lmao

Gender: genderqueer + transmasc (he/they)

Star sign: Sagittarius

Height: 1,66m / 5'5" ish

Time: 04:56 (lmao)

Birthday: December 21st

Favourite bands: nct (all units, yes wayv included bc obviously), stray kids, bts but i literally only listen to their title tracks and the love yourself trilogy

Favourite soloists: im going off kpop with this one bc i gotta do my civic duty and praise our queen dodie

Last movie: probably parasite

Last show: the queens gambit

Song stuck in my head: somehow both lotto by exo and nectar by wayv..... dont ask

When i created this blog: probably late 2018 bc thats when i was finally sucked into the bottomless pit that is kpop for good after a couple attempts by different friends since late 2016

Last thing i googled: thomas mann (bc i hate his guts and wanted to remember the specific book by him i had to read for class last year which was an experience i hated with a burning passion bc he never shuts up god)

Other blogs: my main is @transtemic and i have a couple extra archive type blogs to keep stuff i need/want to remmeber somewhere less cluttered than my main or this blog..... theyre @icarosarchives @icarosartrefpics @aestattoos....... also a dead art blog which i dont wanna disclose and like 5 blogs that are just saved urls

Do i get asks: once in a blue moon and when i do theyre chain games like this one which i almost never do bc im a disaster at being somewhat social

Why i chose my url: i love wayv and the whole nct universe and was just getting into seventeen which led to me becoming aware of vernons amazing insta handle @/chwenotchew and i was just like Ive Connected The Dots lmao

Following: 1599

Followers: on here i have 53 and half of them are p0rnbots.... tho im not a cc and barely talk on here so its understandable kshdncjcjn

Lucky numbers: 3, 9, 21 (basically most multiples of 3)

Avg hours of sleep: i wanna say around 5 hours when schools in session but quarantine has me simultaneously having the Worst Sleep Schedule (see: me doing this at 5am) and sleeping betwen 8-12 hours a day which like....... no comment

Instruments: i know the basics of ukulele but i really should practice more...... i love singing and like being able to play my own accompaniment but i can only do that w like 3 songs lol

What i'm wearing right now: an old tshit pj pants and socks

Dream trip: rn i just wanna be able to travel home and see my family and best friend :( give me the vaccine NOW

Favourite food: again im homesick to literally just my moms food lmao bur specifically either her creamy tuna pasta or just rice beans and minced meat (maybe a sunny side up egg on top)

Nationality: brazilian but i live in germany (ergo the homesickness and missing good rice and beans lmao)

Favourite song: i physically cannot answer that....... but also almost every time i open my playlist i scroll all the way down to chain by nct 127 and then let it go on shuffle from there jsgdndhndfj so do with that as you will

Top 3 fictional universes: any that are better than this one are you kidding me like holy shit please get me out of here

my brain is too dead to tag 20 people rn so im going with @jisungshotfirst @fef65b-felix @honeyboyfelix and @tearsof-regret and also anyone else who wants to do this!!!! dont feel pressured to tho <3

#ah this was a good distraction from the world rn kshfkfjfnc brigade denovo por me marcar meu bem!!!!! #im gonna go and try to sleep now wish me luck!!!!!

[fearful-kitten01]

Yellow, purple, beige for the asks! ^_^

yellow: name of an artist you think is underappreciated

Ughnn, hard one. I have several hahahaha!

First one I gotta say Christian Leave. I used to watch his vines, and now he’s making songs, and I think he’s really good.

But also, Alvaro Soler, Mika, 11 Acorn Lane (even if they are a duo), and Gloria Groove. The last one is not really underappreciated, at least not in Brazil, but I think that the world deserves to know her and her vocal skills. She’s a drag queen who started her career out as rapper, but also made some funk music in the way. And I love and cherish her and everyone should.

And oh! I almost forgot. Urias. She’s brazilian too, she’s a trans woman who writes amazing songs about her experience. And honestly, they are amazing. And she’s really pretty too, I might be a little gay for her. Or very gay for her.

purple: a poem you think describes your closest friend

Okay, this one’s harder. I don’t really know any poems, and the ones I do know are in portuguese and talk mostly about romantic love or revolution and... I don’t think I can describe my friend like that hahahaha.

However, just for the sake of not leaving this blank (and also promoting amazing artists), the song “Coisa Boa”, by Gloria Groove reminds me of him. Same with a song called “Diaba”, by Urias, because he showed me them.

beige: have any pets? what're their names?

I do! I have a cute lil’ dog, and she’s super agitated and fast. And a little overprotective. Her name is Tica. Since our ‘t’ sounds like the ‘ch’ in spanish, we pronounce it similarly to the word ‘chica’. But it has nothing to do with it, it’s just an amazing coincidence that some people pointed out to me.

thank you so much for asking! :) Take care and stay safe out there <3

[weareweagain]

Simon Tellier - Pet Shop Boys/Gloria Gaynor/Charli XCX/Taio Cruz

There's an air of effortless grace and composure that the French bring to the table. They even invented the name for it; a certain je ne sais quoi. A certain thing that is hard to describe, and harder for the non-french to imitate. These are qualities that I think of when I think of Simon Tellier, certainly one of the most talented and yet humble drummers I’ve ever worked with. And he is indeed, very French.

I've known him since I was eighteen. He later told me that when we first met, I spoke much too fast for his new understanding of the English language. We met attending the same music College - Tech Music schools where Simon had landed himself a scholarship to come over from France to study. Eventually we learnt to communicate, and I’ll never forget teaching him the word ‘cobbles’ on the streets of Edinburgh.

A year or so after we met, we both auditioned to join an in-house band at the successful pop production house Xenomania. We got the gig, and it was the most unusual entrance into the music industry for both of us. It was a very structured job - 10am to 7pm, Monday to Friday. Every day, we travelled forty minutes outside of London to a gorgeous house in the country, where our rehearsal space was in fact the pool house by the pool in the vast garden. A wonderful Spanish cook prepared a feast for us all once a week and we were on a salary (although we were not extraordinarily well paid, to have regular money for our first jobs as session musicians was a huge comfort). It was very bizarre, and it's probably safe to say neither of us will work a job like that again.

Everyone in our school knew what a fantastic drummer Simon was, and working with him 5 days a week for many months in that job meant I really got to see it first hand. He had certainly put a lot of work into it, playing drums since he was 4 years old and doing shows with his musician parents around France. He was the youngest endorsee of Mapex when he joined them in 2005. After he embarked on his move to London to attend the music school, and his stint with Xenomania he went on to play with many high profile acts, such as Tinchy Stryder, Taio Cruz, Christophe Willem, Charli XCX and Gloria Gaynor. He’s most recently been busy touring with the legendary Pet Shop Boys. I got on the phone with him one Saturday afternoon to ask him for the details of his tours, past and present…

V: You’ve worked with a string of great artists. I’m so interested to hear all of your stories, especially about working with Gloria Gaynor…

S: Yeah, I’ve done a few shows with her. I was working with another artist who had the same MD (musical director) as Gloria, so she put me forward when they needed a dep drummer. They asked if I could read music, which I could. It was all the original band apart from me, and there was no rehearsal, so I met them all at sound check. The gig was on this beautiful beach in Italy. I started to set up and organise my charts on my laptop, but I realise I had forgotten to bring a foot-switch so I could turn the pages of the charts during the show. I ended up having to have a very sweet local crew guy sit next to me for the entire show, turning the pages on my laptop every time I nodded at him, all whilst my snare was smashing his ear drums.

V: It just shows you’ve gotta be nice to your local crew, they’re worth their weight in gold! You never know what you might need to ask of them!

S: Yeah, luckily he was happy to do it, but it was really funny. My next show with her was a Russian wedding, in Greece. After a horrible long journey there, we eventually turned up to a beautiful resort. All our rooms had balconies, it was beautiful. I had greek coffee for the first time. The whole place stunk of money, and the audience didn’t really seem to care when we played. Of course everyone got up for ‘I Will Survive’ but it was a shame. The most glamorous show we did with her was at an artist’s (who won’t be named!) end of summer private party in St. Tropez. It was in a club with a tiny stage, and there wasn’t even a line check before the show. The party was crazy; it was like a champagne spraying contest in there. It was filled with A-list celebs; I even saw Simon Cowell there. There were girls walking round in nothing but lingerie, handing out cigars and cigarettes that we could smoke inside.

V: Wow. And what is Gloria like?

S: She’s great, really lovely. And all her gigs were kind of like that. We played a yacht designers birthday party at the yacht club in Monaco which was nuts.

V: Fair enough, I’m sure she’s only going out for the right money and shows. Those all sound like fun, glamorous shows. What other shows from your career have been some of your favourites?

I really loved playing with Birdy, and the French artist, Christophe Willem. It was nice to be in France so much, and playing with him was surreal as I watched him on TV when I was sixteen, winning Pop Idol. Fast forward five years later, and I’m playing shows and getting drunk with the guy.

V: Yeah that must have been really strange. It’s funny how music can put you in those scenarios; it can elevate you from being at home watching someone on TV, to then being on stage with them. What other moments have been surreal for you?

S: I remember when Taio Cruz had his big hit, ‘Higher.’ Myself and my girlfriend at the time would always be singing it, almost in parody as it was on the radio and being played absolutely everywhere. Then the MD, Kojo, gives me a call and asks me to come audition for him. It was funny. The Gloria Gaynor gigs were always surreal too. Obviously ‘I Will Survive’ was such a big hit, but I knew so much of her music from listening to it at my grandmothers house growing up. She would always be played on this french radio station called ‘Nostalgie.’ Of course, my current shows with Pet Shop Boys are surreal. Every time we play ‘West End Girls’ it’s really great. It’s such a good track, I never get bored of it.

V: Yeah, to be playing tracks you’ve grown up to, with the artists themselves must feel so great. How has it been with touring with Pet Shop Boys, since they are such an established act?

S: It’s been really great; the venues and crowds have been amazing. The craziest bit for me was the second South American leg we just did. It was mostly festival shows, and we played at ‘Rock in Rio.’ It’s the biggest festival and stage I’ve ever seen. When you’re playing, you can’t see where the sea of people ends. There were 150,000 people there.

V: That’s amazing. I find playing to big crowds so addictive. It’s such a buzz. Do you crave big crowds or prefer smaller venues?

S: I love the adrenaline of the big crowd, but it’s fun to play in small clubs too, and have that close proximity to a crowd. You can actually see the people’s faces. Sometimes there’s more energy in the smaller clubs too. But the audiences were great in South America. Pet Shop Boys are big in Brazil, but it can be a dangerous country, so they had to make sure everything was a safe as possible. We flew by private jet a lot, which was obviously amazing. One night when we were in Brazil, Chis and Neil invited the whole crew out for a big dinner at a Brazilian BBQ restaurant - which is the best food ever! We were eating, when I noticed there were two big, intimidating looking guys sitting near to us. I didn’t think much of it, but when we got up to leave the restaurant, they got up too. We walked to a petrol station next to our hotel to get some drinks; in Brazil the petrol stations are a place to drink and socialise. There’s seats outside, and people pull up their cars and play loud music. It’s a bit shitty honestly, but it has great vibes. It’s warm, and people are in a great mood. The two big guys follow us there too. We go back to the hotel and everyone is in the lobby saying goodnight, and I notice the two guys are sat at the hotel bar. Everyone but myself and two others have gone to bed. I go out for a cigarette and one of the guys follows me. I’m getting really worried now. He comes up to me and says ‘hey, you must be Simon.’ I’m assuming he must be a big fan or something… it turns out he was our security guard.

V: What a weird way to be acquainted with your security! You think he would’ve been introduced to you...

S: I guess he didn’t wanna intrude, and wanted to find the right moment to say hi. They decided to get security because they got mugged before in Rio. By drag queens. It was in the Daily Mail the next day.

V: Wow, well that’s a story! How did you get on with your security after that introduction?

S: I had really funny but awkward experience with one security guard. I had met this girl in Brazil. She wanted to hang out with me after our show, so I suggested grabbing some drinks from the petrol station next to the hotel. What I didn’t realise was that Victor, the local security guard had to come with me to meet this girl. Everyone else had gone to bed, so he was free to monitor me. So, all three of us go. He sat on a table next to us whilst we tried to talk and have a date. Every time I went to the bathroom he had to come with me. I felt bad; I told him it that he didn’t have to, but he said it was his job and he had to. After a while it just got too weird and we just invited him to join us. The thing is, he was a really attractive guy, and it turned out he went to the same school as this girl and they were starting to really get along.

V: Did he poach your date?!

S: No, but I caught her looking at him! Eventually, she hinted that we should go back to my hotel room to be alone… but he had to take us up the elevator! He finally left us at the door, thankfully! That was definitely awkward.

V: It sounds like an eventful tour.

S: It was a great year touring with them, but after that year of working really solidly, I wanted to go home. I’ve never had that before, but I was just so tired. I got sick in Brazil too, which made it harder. You’re just with the same people all the time. You can’t really write music. I missed my friends and family. You’re sick of airports, cars, hotel rooms. You feel like you don’t have your own space, and nothing is yours. It gets really strange. And strange because it was the first time that I had ever felt like that. I was getting pissed off for no reason. At the peak of my frustration, I had a situation with airport security when they took my drum key away. I just kicked off at them, and that’s not like me at all.

V: Do you prefer to be at home then?

S: Well, I’m creating and inventing the other side of my career when I’m at home. I want to be both touring and spending time at home; it’s about getting the balance. I love touring, but I love writing too. Ideally, I can be comfortable enough to choose where I put my focus and not just take gigs just because I need the money.

V: Yeah, I think it’s great if you can strike a balance. So what music are you producing when you aren’t touring?

I compose a lot of library and advert music. For the last three years I’ve been doing a lot of it. My housemate Sarah (DeCourcy - Musical Director) got me into it and has been helping me so much. She said to me, “you know, you’re making music in your bedroom and you’re not making any money from it.” I thought, “fair point!” Every quarter its nice to get that PRS cheque. It’s really good for when I’m not touring… since touring can be so sporadic, writing is the regular thing. It’s not always instant money, especially to begin with, but it’s a good investment of my time.

V: Where did you learn your production chops?

S: I’ve been producing for a long time but only recently started taking it seriously. Sarah taught me a few things, and I learnt from videos and things online. I’m not really a mixer, but it’s important to have some mixing skills to get something simple sounding good.

V: Yeah, I guess job one is getting the programming and live recording right, because well, you cant polish a turd! You can’t mix it to make it sound good if it wasn’t in the first place. Do you use Logic?

S: Yeah, and a little bit of outboard gear. I use a Fat Man compressor. I would love to get some Neve preamps, but it’s two grand for a little piece of gear… it’s a lot! Honestly, I don’t really have anything fancy, I’ve got one mic - an SE G3500, and I’ve got my bass and guitars. The rest is all in the box. I learnt how to use synthesisers properly, what they actually do rather than using presets and just hoping for the best. Producing library music really changed the game for me. I just talk to lots of other people who give me tips. The musical director with the Pet Shop Boys is a producer too. I always call him up to ask questions. I would also love to release my own music, and make my own animation movies to accompany it. I guess it would be like Gorillaz; I don’t want to be the face of it. I’m still searching for my sound and who I am musically. I’m not sure which direction I will go, but its part of the process. I’m not going to release anything until I know what I am.

V: Is there anything else you like to do when you come off the road?

I do love going out and being social.

I’ve been thinking about drawing a lot…I would love to design my own clothes. The Pet Shop Boys have a wardrobe designer, Jeffery Bryant who has really inspired me. He dresses Duran Duran, Lady Gaga - everyone. He’s one of the most talented people I’ve ever met. He can make an outfit out of anything. We were at a festival in Spain, and he took a table cloth from catering and made me a jacket out if it. I wore it for some photos that night. He really inspires me.

V: I remember you telling me the team were really into your natural style and ‘look’ for the band. Weren’t you also dressed in cloaks or something strange for the show too?

S: We have a big plastic helmet we wear at the beginning of the show, and we put back on later.

V: How do you find it performing in that?

S: It’s not easy, we have to sing and play in them, and you can’t really see very well in them. On some songs we have to sing and walk, so you have to be careful where you’re going! We got used to it though.

V: Have you ever had embarrassing moments on tour that spring to mind? Or a time where things went wrong?

There was this one time during a Christophe Willem show in France. We were playing Amneville Arena. It was going great, and it was the middle of the gig during the acoustic section, where it’s just a pianist and Christophe. I go off stage to get my usual sugar rush, eat a chocolate bar or something. All of a sudden, it all goes dark and there’s a power cut. The generators should have kicked in, but the power had cut a while ago and they had already been keeping the show going for a while and ran out of juice. So, we decide to go and grab the acoustic guitar. The crew took their torches and lit up Christophe’s face. The audience, all 25,000 of them, start shushing and we play a few songs like that until the power came back. It was a technical problem, but it made the show really special. I think that should be part of a show one day, a fake power cut!

V: That sounds amazing. Did you have any big learning curves on tour, or learn any big lessons quickly? I always remember on our tour together opening for Paolo Nutuni, I learnt quickly to respect the headliners space. I passed the band quickly in the corridor whilst they were waiting to go back on for their encore and the tour manager really told me off later for ‘getting in their way.’ I think in reality, he was much more strict than most tour managers, but I certainly learnt my lesson quickly…

S: I’m always prepared for the worst, as anything can happen. During a show with Birdy, the metal parts of my kick pedal broke. It was an acoustic gig, so it was really obvious. Luckily, I was also using drum triggers, so I quickly programmed a kick sound that I could trigger with another pedal. I feel like you always need to have two snares with you. If the kick drum skin breaks, you can always turn it. It was good lesson, to always have some kind of back up pedal. I also learnt not to do too many stick tricks when I started working with Xenomania. I remember missing the ‘1’ a few times because of them, so I stopped doing that quickly!

V: Do you have any fan stories you can share?

S: I have a big fan who created a website about me, a big Christoph Willem fan. She lists current projects and posts things regularly; it’s a really professional site. I should be paying her!                                   

To find out more about Simon visit his website: https://www.simontellier.com/

Or if you’re the curious type, visit Simon’s fan site: http://oh-stelliers.tumblr.com/

Vicky Warwick

#drummer #sessionmusician #sessiondrummer #french #je ne sais quoi #petshopboys #charlixcx #gloriagaynor #iwillsurvive #tinchystryder #t

[bluecoffeebean]

1, 2, 11

Heyy, thank you so much for the ask, ily!!

So, hm...

1 - Songs, books, etc for someone to really understand me....: Well, firstly I gotta say Of Monsters and Men, their songs give off this vibe of optimism and are so complex in their metaphors...

Also, Mumford & Sons. Their songs are the opposite. Not really optimistic about the world, but still up, ya know? Like... Humanity and life is fucked up and we can do nothing about it but accept and try to remain sane and perhaps happy even... They really share what I feel about the world and with this touch of resilience and "trying to make the best out of it"

I couldn't forget Engenheiros do Hawaii, a Brazilian band. I pove their view of the system and hiw they criticize it.

And The Paper Kites, it really resonates with my soul.

The shows/movies are Stuck in love, because it resonates a bit with my view of life, Matilda, The Secret Garden and My Girl, they molded my childhood, the Guardians of the Galaxy, because come on! Lord of The Rings And One Day at a Time

For books, I'd say Breaking Legacies, Throne of Glass (a bit), Red Queen(politics and social situation views, of course), a couple of Brazilian ones(probably including O Alienista), and I can't remember anything else .-.

2 - hm.... The author of the previous books? Most the author of Breaking Legacies (can't remember her name and can't check it right now) also, Virginia Wolf, even though I didn't mention her in the previous question!

11 - A stay-at-home slightly chill autumn day when I have nothing scheduled or just nithing I need to do, but still, I wake uo early, eat well, watch and read stuff, drink tea and clean the house a bit...

Well that's it, sorry for the length!! u.u

Still I probably forgot so many things!

#about me #what about yours? #ask meee #ask me #stuck in love #mumford and sons #of monsters and men #engenheiros do hawaii #my girl

[uchiha-sensei]

Playlist tag!!! Tagged by @cuddly-isak, this was surprising, but thank you so much! I'm honored c: Ok, so I know I already made one of this some time ago, probably tagged by another mutual, but honestly I love these kind of things and music is something I'm always updating on my phone, so... anyway. Here I go! Rules: you can tell a lot about a person from the songs they listen to. Put your music on shuffle and write the first 10 songs here. (or something like this I couldn't copy it because I'm on tablet) Breath me, by Sia - I... love this music so much???? It's so honest and touching... I tear up from time to time listening to it. The Pretender, by Foo Fighters - lmao, what is this sudden change????? Anyway I would fight the entire world listening to this!!!! Every Night, by Imagine Dragons - ok, so I still love Imagine Dragons. U can stop judging me now. Dear Fellow Traveler, by Sea Wolf - listen, Sea Wolf is that alternative unknown shit u gotta listen sometimes. The best song for you to start is this one, it's positive, it's light, it has a great rhythm... just listen. Gasoline, by Halsey - yall already know this music is the best ever. I love it with my entire soul. Born To Die, by Lana Del Rey - *screams* I LOVE LANA SO MUCH, DON'T TOUCH ME!!! (also I was doubting she'd appear here lol my shuffle usually don't go to her music???? It's strange) Dia Especial, by Tiago Iorc - Oh. God. Tiago Iorc is a Brazilian artist. He's fucking awesome and his music is so so so great... I love him. This song is so cute and positive and inspiring. Honestly I always feel a little more hopeful while listening to it. A Mão Que Aponta, by Karol Conka - lmaoooo. Again a Brazilian artist. This one tho is a rapper, she's also fucking awesome. She talks about really important issues, like social and racial stuff. She's a true blessing. This music is fucking great. Killer Queen, by Queen - I... love Queen so fucking much????. I feel like I said this all the time, but like it's bc my shuffle was fucking ace here lmao But seriously, I listen to Queen with my brother and is a bonding thing. Also, this is not my fave by them, but still good af. Dust In the Wind, by Kansas - I... I... I can believe this appeared here???? I don't have a lot of songs buy them, but this one is so good. Jesus. It puts life in perspective and always remember me how truly,,, smol we are while also inspiring me at same time????? A true treasure. Honestly I was really surprised by this. I mean I could swear it'd have at last 3 Arctic Monkeys songs for the amount of them I have and how much I listen to it... but it didn't even show up on the next seven ones lmao. Also, u gotta know I don't have many favorite artists so I collect aleatory tunes I end up liking from different artists. But this actually represents really well what I like and what I'm usually listening. So, I gotta tag ten people it seems. Hm... ok! I tag: @cityofjaceandalec, @nightfallgoddess, @henrikhol-m, @linneaxskam, @clovenn, @not-a-blip-in-time, @valcain... I'm probably forgetting people, but someone else who wanna do this? Be my guest!

#meme #about me #music

[marielledownunder]

Working and living in Melbs

In my previous post I had to say goodbye to my boyfriend. It was a emotional moment, but fortunately I had lots of distraction right after that goodbye. I went directly to the shopping mall in Craigieburn to meet my new colleagues from Imagine that. I’m gonna work as a PR.

I have to approach parents to do a free photoshoot for their children. So that day I met my colleagues: Thomas from France, Neshen from Mauritius island, Aris from France and Rebecca from Australia. After work I went with Thomas to the accommodation provided by my job, which is only 100 bucks a week. Aris joined the car for a short moment and I noticed Thomas and Aris were a good duo haha, I laughed a lot with them. Weird to think that I cried on the same day in the afternoon and laughing so hard in the evening. 

I arrived at Airport Tourist Village, an accommodation for tourist to spend their holidays and 30 min by car from Melbourne CBD. I talked a lot with Thomas and I started to talk more French since that day. The next day I started my first workday, from 9 to 5, but in the end we stayed until 6. I met Alex, another colleague from Australia. During the day nothing happens a lot, just approaching parents and doing photoshoots, helping children to get dressed and making appointments with the parents and trying to sell little objects, such as keyrings, magnets and phone cases. 

That evening, I cooked with Thomas and we made pasta. The next day was the same thing, working and coming back at my accommodation, but this time Thomas had plans and left the accommodation for the next days till next Friday. I was like, nah, I’m not going to the city because I have to work on Sunday. But after 10 minutes I got so bored as there is no Wifi so I decided to go to the city. 

I called my colleague Neshen to hang out. On my way I was thinking about renting another place, closer to the city so I started looking. I met up with Neshen and we went to Section 8, to have a beer. I figured out I had to go back on time because of public transport and work. On Sunday, I worked till 5 and headed to the city to look for a houseshare. So I told the host I wanted to think about it for 1 day. After that I met Gabby from Bundaberg. We went to a bar and have dinner together. I ordered a veggie burger and even though Im not really in to veggie food, I had to admit that I really liked it! We chatted a lot about Bundy, what we did after Bundy and other things. Then I figured out my last bus was around 10 so I had to go back early because I had to work the next day. We would meet again soon.

The following day I worked and after that I went to the city to see another house (#2). I didn’t have a great feeling about it so I told house #1 that I wanted to take their room. I came back at my temporary accommodation and got company from Aris, the my French colleague. He’s so funny haha, we had like no wifi, shitty movie and we laughed a lot. Then the other day I got another room offer and I was kinda tired of looking but I was like, well this is gonna be the last one. This one was located in CBD, 5 min from the Southern Cross station. I met Tyler from London and he showed me the apartment. I had a good feeling about it and I actually wanted to take the room and then Tyler asked me do you wanna see the facilities. I was like, what facilities?! and then he showed me the swimming pool, fitness and even a sauna! I take it!! I said, and that for only 150 per week.

Oh and it’s actually different to find a room here compared to my country. In Straya they just invite the first who answers, and then they show you around and you can say I take it or not, instead of more invitations at once and choosing the best person by the flatmates. Another thing what’s different is that it is normal to share a room, because otherwise the apartment is way too expensive. So yes I took the room and I’m gonna share it with a French girl named Dorine and a Brazilian guy named Jean.

After that I came back to the temporal accommodation and laughed again with Aris haha. A few days later I saw something on Facebook for parttime work in a food truck so I came there for a trial on a Friday night. It was actually fun! I had to prepare nachos and pulled pork buns or beef buns haha. I had a trial with another girl named Queens, from Canada. We shared our contacts and waited for new shifts but I never got any text anymore haha. Around that time I also moved in a few days later and the first Saturday I spent Halloween with my roommates. I came home pretty late and only slept for like 4 hours and I worked again, but I survived haha.

The following days I just worked a bit and I got into a new group chat which is full of Dutchies haha, named Dutchies in Melbourne. During the week I met a guy named Joris and I went to the St Kilda pier to see the penguins. Oh they are só adorable! I’ve seen so many of them and actually it’s much better to see them over there than the pinguin parade at Philip Island. After that we had some drinks. The other day I was having happy hour with Kelly from that group. We went to the Asian Beer café. They have jugs for 8$ which is pretty cheap haha and you could buy 5$ pizzas. I also met Erwin, which I met in Brisbane together with Imke and Kayleigh. 

He brought a friend along and we were having several beers, but as I had to work I came back on time while they got drunk in the night. Then on Friday, I went to Sister Bellas. This is a cosy small bar where I met some other Dutchies from that chat group, but I had to work on Saturday again so got back home on time. 

Same goes for Saturday night because I woke up at 5.45 to meet up with some Dutchies to go to Wilsons Promontory. I already went with Ruben but we rushed it a lot, so I didn’t mind doing it again. I went there with Tim, Wouter, Kelly, Annemiek, Leonie, Luna and her friend. It was a great trip, and we’ve seen many beautiful things. First we went to the Squeaky beach, where we took pictures and we put all our bags on the sand. Then suddenly, somebody shouted the seawater!!! and then all our bags and our shoes including feet became soaked. Luckily I was right on time to grab my camera!

Later on we did a 7km hike at Mt Bischop. Luna, Leonie and me were loosing track of the others, because they were way too quick haha so we took our own speed. 

For the past few weeks I’ve just been working and trying to meet people during the evening, because I don’t like to stay still at home. So I’ve met Jammy again from Bundy. She left her farmwork in Mildura and we met several times here in Melbs. We went for example to Fitzroy. Fitzroy is a really nice place! They have cool pubs and bars, antique shops and I just love the vibe. I also bought a perfume, as I didn’t carry any here in Straya haha. We also went to St. Kilda beach a few times, to the park and Southbank. Then after a few weeks she left to finish her farmwork. 

I also met up with Gabby from Bundy again. We went to Lygon street, which is known for the Italian restaurants. We ordered a pizza and talked a lot, and in the end we took some ice cream. It was amazing but my stomach was hurting a lot haha. 

Furthermore I also met with Etienne from Bundy. He’s the famous baker and made always those delicous caramel pies for us in Bundaberg. I met him at his hostel. We talked, drank jugs of beer and we played pool and again I lost, even though it was a close one!  I met his roomies from his hostel and guess what. They’re all French. I’m surprised that there are so many Frenchies here! I can say I did improve my French a lot already!

Another activity what I did was meeting up with Queena. The girl I’ve met during my foodtruck trial. We went to Mt. Martha, to see the beach and grab a lunch. 

I can tell a lot of other activities but I gotta admit that I already forgot half of the activities I did here. Most of the time I go to work and do something after work and during my day off I am never bored. Sometimes I go to the gym now because I’m more motivated with the help of my roomie, who goes often to the gym. Furthermore I went to different places already because of work: Craigieburn, Knox, Frankston and now Point Cook close to Werribee. Nobody would really know these places unless you live here for a while, except Frankston. Frankston is a place with beaches and not far away from Mornington. I went for a drink there after work with my colleagues and I’ve seen the beautiful sunset. So yeah I got to know different places here in a short amount of time. It’s weird to say but I’m here in Straya for 6 months already! And still I wanna do a lot of things!

[starladiary]

Some of My International Friends.... My Italian Friend: You are a Chamilion. You are the Jack of All Trades. That's why everyone loves you! I wish my name was Star, so I can get free things all the time too! My German Friend: You are a Movie Star, that's why people are jealous of you. My Greek Friend: You will always be family to us. My Portuguese Friend: Always spend other people's money. That's the best hustlers. My Assaryian Friend: You are Family. You are one of the Leaders! You gotta be tough to be one of us! My Lebanese Friend: You need to party with us more, we know how to party! And we know how to treat women good! We know how to spoil them! My Serbian Friend: Only the best hangs out with the best people! My Haitian Friend: You are Queen Mafia, that's why you are a Star. My Jamaican friend: You are a Gangsta gal, no guy can handle your shit! You are just Crazy! People only hate on you because you always get invited to party with real Hollywood Stars! My Biker Friend: Don't care what people say about you. Just focus on you. They don't know what you have been through to be who you are. My Scotian Friend: Everybody loves this bitch! They always want to party with her! My Poland Friend: You have a very Passionate Soul. My Philipino Friend: You are Fun and Crazy, that's why everybody loves you! You always do what you want! My Brazilian Friend: I never met anyone braver and crazier than you! You're a Queen Bee! We are sisters forever! My Spanish Friend: Star, you are Queen Bee. I never line up at Nightclubs because of you. You are friends with everybody! You are very connected! My Native Friend: Always learn how to stay calm, that's the way to peace. Just focus on you. My Somalian Friend: We are gonna call you Vita. It stands for Life. My Canadian Friend: You are the toughest girl I know! You always end fights! My American Friend: Canadian women are Wifey Materials. They are wild, but knows how to love their man. That's why men love you! You are a dream girl! My Cambodian Friend: I will always respect you. You are an OG. Fams forever! My Chinese Friend: You live and you learn. And then as you get older, you slowly change. My Vietnamese Friend: Don't ever give up, you are very strong. You are like a sister to everyone. My Laos Friend: We are just borned Gangsta! That's just who we are. Asians are crazy! My Persian Friend: With us, you got the best connections. My Egyptian Friend: You are a Boss Ass Bitch! That's just who you are! My Albanion Friend: You should one of marry us, you are a Goddess. My Indian Friend: Anything you need, we are here for you. My Assaryian Female Best Friend: Don't worry about what people say about you. Just be happy and stay strong. Anything you need we are here for you. My Friend, The Moon: You are Starlight. Stars belong to the Universe. My Man, Grincher: I want your heart. You have a beautiful heart. My Boss Lady Friend: You are a Diva. That's why men love you! My Drama Class Friend: Don't forget me when you become famous! My Grade 12 English Teacher: One day you are going to be a famous writer. I believe in you. My Mental Ward Friend: You are the Gangster of the Hospital. Everyone always listens to you. My Producer Friend: We are going to work on your Music and TV Show. I want to represent you. Just focus on your Art, and don't worry about dem Haters! My Professional Boxing Manager Friend: To be a Champion, you have to believe in yourself. No matter what you do, people will always hate. Never give up on your dreams.

Star (Flashbacks)