#my gay heart cant take it

[motivated-breeze]

“What’s Montague? It is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face, nor any other part belonging to a man.”

this is my favorite part of the fic OUGHHHHH <33333

thanks to @furyeclipse for showing me a fic from @polarisbibliotheque !! <33333333 I squealed and smiled like the idiot in love i am from reading this fic because god i love shakespeare too <3

here's the said fic too!

#devil may cry #dmc vergil #dmcv #dmc5 #self ship #self insert #self shipping #devil may cry v #rodney loves #my gay heart cant take it #i love this fic so much fr #thank you for feeding my vergil love brain

[atomicmonkey1122]

Me: eh I'm not all that good at the side scroller Mario games, sorry Peach, this looks like a skip

Nintendo: Sword Fighter Peach

Me: SOLD

#princess peach showtime #my gay heart cant take it #give it to me NOW #peach #princess peach #slay me

[eldergrim]

After watching the finale 2 episodes of S5 of WWDITS I have to say that I was a little disappointed. Mostly because there was (in my opinion) a lack of Nandermo this season. But after seeking solace in the words of fellow shippers I have to say that I feel better now.

I've come to the realization that I believe this season is more about developing the idea of the vamp family. The idea that no matter what, Nadja, Laszlo, Nandor, Colin, and Guillermo will always be able to find their found family in each other. I also think establishing this dynamic more concretely is important moving forward with the twists and turns I can expect the writers to throw at us ;)

Yes, Guillermo turning back into a human after wanting so long to be a vampire is upsetting. But my immediate thought was, "Now this gives Nandor the opportunity to do it himself." Like just imagine Nandor "proposing" to Guillermo like "you are who I want to spend eternity with" *gay screeching* I'd like to think that Nandor would be willing to help Guillermo feed by supplying him with blood, similar to Gizmo supplying the vamps with humans as a human. For instance, when Nandor gives Guillermo that glass of blood. He could just continue like that. I'm thinking about the stereotype of the Husband bringing food to the table sort of situation. But not in a mean way.

I don't think Taika Waititi would queer bait us into thinking Nandermo is happening. Considering OFMD exists. This year has been harsh for us little gay shippers. First GO now WWDITS, and who knows what's going to happen in OFMD S2. Who boy am I wrung dry

#ramblings of grim #please let ofmd not disappoint #or hurt us like the rest of the year #my gay heart cant take it #wwdits fx #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #wwdits speculation #guillermo de la cruz #nandermo #guillermo x nandor #nandor the relentless

[lesbaurinkos]

julian blossom is like. i dont think hes GAY, like, GAY gay. but i DO think hes gay in that he HAS the blossom gay gene. he definitely got the genetic homosexuality passed on to him. and i do think the car accident and then getting to do musical theater shook those genes loose. i also think hes homophobic .and also an ally. and also homophobic. but in an ally way. i also think he probably Wants archie. and reggie too. his opinions on gay people are forever, well, going left, and also going right. i think hes just a mischievous boy at the end of the day. <3PAUSE im rewatching season 1 cause i havent watched it since 2017 why did gay kevin just call veronica his hag out loud i feel faint

#anyway. i look at julian and all i can think is “wow... hes so mischievous :)” that is my official julian stance #i cant POSSIBLY take a stance on his Gay People Opinions. those are up to god and whatever is the funniest at the time #we may never know his true heart! and that is beautiful to me #you go little porcelain doll :) #riverdale

[tequiilasunriise]

Me when I go to the Monster Ball in a lesbian flag of a skirt (love me) and dye my hair the main color of this girl I used to fight with because of my mom’s pressuring influence (love me love me) and now I share soft looks with her, this girl who has led me to softness with open hands and gentle smiles (love me love me love me) and she’s just a friend but in that weird aching way that leaves my heart sore and teeth hurting (love me love me love me love me-) and good gods is this what it feels like to be accepted? To be known?

(love me love me love me love me please just please it’s all I’ll ask)

#listen. guys. okay just LISTEN. #toralei stripe is my girlfail gay disaster of a daughter who wants to be loved S O BAD its sickening my poor heart cant take it #her outfit fer monster ball was SOOO GAYYY like girl wanted Clawdeen to understand a Certain Message™️ soooo badddd #fistfighting catarina in a denny’s parking lot fer custody as we speak #like yeag i LOVE me some toxic yuri some divorced yuri some absolutely and tragically undeniably DOOMED by the narrative yuri #looks at rosebird rwby looks away #but you know what i also love me some soft baby’s first crush babygays healing yuri too #toralei is my sopping wet pathetic meowmeow and she WILL be loved by this bundle of optimistic stubborn joy that is clawdeen okay? okay. #monster high #monster high g3 #toradeen #toralei stripe #clawdeen wolf #mh g3

[nezz-cringe-crib]

lawlight angst hc (spoilers)

i started reading the death note manga and there's this one panel talking about light's nightmares and i like to headcanon that those nightmares never go away. even when his memories are gone in the yotsuba arc, he's still having nightmares that he doesn't fully understand but he knows it has something to do with him possibly being kira. he always brushes it to the side though and keeps gaslighting himself into believing it's not true. i especially like to headcanon that the night he gets his memories back, the night before he kills L, he has the worst nightmare he's had since the start of all of this and it completely ruins him. like he just wakes up in a sweat and starts sobbing, to the point where he can't even try to deny himself from anything anymore. i also like to think that on this same night, him and L are sharing the same room together despite not being handcuffed anymore. L probably requests it just because his suspicions are up again, and watching light wake up in a complete panic is the last piece of evidence he needs. but instead of acting on this, he just chooses to ignore it. because despite everything, light is his friend. and he would like to die knowing that the night before his passing, he was beside his friend, not his murderer.

the panel in question btw:

#death note #headcanon #l lawliet #light yagami #lawlight #im gonna make a comic of this later absolutely #i just needed to get it out rn #plus itd be cool seeing other people's takes on this #i honestly cant remember a lotta the specific details on whether or not L and light still stayed together after de-handcuffing #but i like to imagine it like this anyways #they are my forever doomed gay yaoi and they will stay in my heart

[camels-pen]

hmmm. Monster trio + Jinbei getting separated from the rest of the crew on an island with enemies using hard or impossible to see attacks and Usopp's the one who's gotta keep his Haki up the whole time and direct the others/keep everyone safe.

Zoro got bored, having been at sea a while, and they were running low on meat, so when Luffy was about to run off, he suggests a hunting competition. Sanji yells at him not to go because he'll get lost. Zoro says something like Sanji's a wimp and ends up goading him into joining them. Jinbei is sent along by Nami to keep Zoro from getting lost. Thus the four left. Enemies showed up soon after.

The crew manages. Not perfectly, but they do. And eventually, maybe hours later, the monster trio and Jinbei (quartet? hmm) finally gets back. Nami's yelling at them as soon as they show up, but after a while the attacks slow down and stop and, despite not finding their attacker, all is seemingly fine.

Seemingly.

Usopp, having been wound up so tight with tension and still very concerned about finding their hidden enemy, keeps up his Haki even after the three had returned. The whole situation reminds him a little too much of Boin, so 'just in case' he decides to stay extra vigilant.

Meaning keeping it up until they leave the island.

Enemy attacks tone down after a while, and are much easier to manage when they've got their other Haki-users with them, so they decide on a quick supply run- Luffy accidentally stumbled on a decently sized town during their hunting trip- before shipping out.

This time, just Sanji, Chopper, and Franky go so that they can get the most necessary supplies. They're told to be quick, just in case their unseen enemy returns.

Some time later, Nami is chatting with Usopp when she pauses. She asks if Usopp's alright, because his eyes look red. Usopp just pulls his goggles on and says something got in his eye, but nothing serious.

More time later, Usopp notes that Sanji, Chopper, and Franky are taking a while. Longer than usual.

There aren't any big commotions or fires or anything though.

He parks himself on the bench around the main mast. He knows that Sanji would see any enemy that came for them. He knows that all 3 of them are capable fighters and can handle themselves. But he needs to check, needs to see-

So he pushes further. Further than he probably should, considering the way something feels like its pulling dangerously taut in his head.

He must've gotten past half of the island when, finally, he saw them.

Chopper, in heavy point, holding back a furious Sanji from kicking Franky. Franky himself was walking ahead of them, unperturbed.

Usopp let out a breath. They were fine, just taking their time getting to the town. He chastises himself a bit for not believing in them and chooses to ignore the relief from letting his range of Haki shrink back to normal. The temptation to let it go completely, to let his other crewmates handle things, was starting to get far too loud.

He brought an armful of mismatched bits and bobs on deck to fiddle with to take his mind off it. It helps with avoiding comments about keeping his goggles on anyway, if he was tinkering with something.

and blah blah blah eventually they come back with all the necessary supplies. Still no enemies have returned. No matter how paranoid Usopp is, he's starting to wane on whether he should just let it go, let the others handle it if they come back, instead of straining himself to the point his brain feels like it'll snap.

Sanji makes dinner. It's late too, so Nami makes the decision to ship out in the morning. She says they're switching up night watch just for tonight, in case those unseen enemies come back. The new schedule consists of Sanji, Zoro, Luffy, and Jinbei.

They get that they need Haki users on watch, but when asked why so many shift switches, Nami doesn't want them getting tired... or something like that, since she doesn't really know about how Haki works.

Eventually she, and everyone else, gets an explanation that properly trained Observation Haki doesn't have to be kept on all the time to be aware of imminent danger and isn't especially draining to use. Usopp is a little frustrated, maybe shows it outwardly, and even though the explanation reassures the others that 2 shifts- maybe 3- is enough, it only serves to make Usopp feel worse. He more firmly keeps up his waning Haki.

Long after everyone has gone to bed and Sanji has started first shift, Usopp was still 'tinkering' against the mast. Sanji comes down for a bit and tries to get him to head to bed or take a break, but Usopp made some excuse that he'd finish up his project soon.

Zoro doesn't say anything as he passes Usopp to relieve Sanji of his shift.

Sanji brings him some tea, the kind that makes you sleepy. Usopp can smell it. He gives his thanks and chugs it. Sanji sighs before heading to the men's quarters.

It isn't long before Luffy passes. Then Zoro. Jinbei, then Luffy.

Before he knew it, the sun was just barely rising and Sanji was standing in front of him.

"Your cup."

"Hm?"

Sanji gestures to the empty teacup and saucer next to Usopp.

"Oh. Sorry." He hands them over.

"Did you finish?"

"The tea? Yeah, it was tasty."

"No, your project."

Usopp pauses. Stares at Sanji between slow, burning blinks. "What project?"

Anyway, Sanji's worried now, but not enough to intervene. Breakfast comes and goes, then they're finally sailing off.

it takes another hour or so to leave the island out of a normal person's Haki range. They all think they're home free at this point, but not Usopp.

He plans to keep up his Haki until the Island is outside his maximum range. It's still just barely reaching the edge of his strained Haki range when he notices it.

Killing intent.

It's racing towards Sunny at breakneck speeds. Usopp doesn't know what it is, but he is not letting that thing hit their ship-

Except, oh, Usopp could almost see the trajectory of this thing, clear as if he'd shot it himself.

It wasn't aiming for the ship. It was aiming for Luffy.

Now, realistically, when it came within his own Haki range, Luffy would just dodge it himself. Even if he didn't, the most damage those unseen enemies had managed was a few slashes here and there. Mostly superficial wounds. It was more that they couldn't be seen without Haki and the sheer amount of them that had everyone on guard.

But Usopp had not slept. Had, at this point, gone a full 24 hours using Observation Haki. Was mixing up common, comforting, sounds of Sunny on the sea with giant bugs and carnivorous plants on an island miles and miles and miles away. Usopp was far past thinking realistically.

So, without any explanation or warning- no time, he thought to himself- Usopp aims his Kabuto just to the right of Luffy. His friends yell at him, when they notice what he's doing. He ignores them. Quiets his thoughts. He has to keep himself steady. Has to fire at just the right moment.

Luffy turns around, staring calmly at him. "Usopp?"

Now!

Usopp fires.

The others yell at Luffy to move. Luffy stares at Usopp. He stays put.

A Skullbomb Grass explodes next to him. He keeps a hand on his hat to keep it from blowing off.

Little bits of something shower down on Luffy's head.

He blinks a few times, then grins, "So that's what it is!"

Sanji and Zoro relax. Jinbei asks, "You couldn't have said something before shooting?"

"Eh? What? What happened?" Nami asks.

Luffy laughs, picking up one of the bits on his hat. "It's-"

"There you are you needle bastard," Usopp hisses, jerking his head towards the island. He turns and climbs to the roof of the crow's nest in record time. He aims high in the sky. "Surekill: Green Star-"

He shoots off his pop green, waiting a good while for the impact to be seen from the island. When the needle bastard's voice had finally shut up, Usopp starts to relax and let up on his Haki. "Skullbomb Grass…"

Usopp sways atop the crow's nest. His friends were yelling something at him, but he couldn't hear them.

With his fuzzy vision and aching head, he mumbles, "Ah, maybe I did overdo it afterall…"

In the next moment, he tips over the edge.

-and then Sanji jumps up to catch him and calls him a dumbass.

Luffy finishes explaining that somebody shot a big needle at him and Usopp shot down said needle. Then the others discuss why the hell Usopp passed out and who threw the needle. And how Usopp saw it coming before Luffy did, if both of them have Haki.

Jinbei explains that some people have wider ranges on their Observation Haki. Though, now, Usopp's is probably the biggest he knows of. Because what the hell that was insane.

Chopper takes off Usopp's goggles and checks him over. He asks the others if they noticed anything weird about Usopp that might've led to him collapsing. Nobody has anything but eventually Nami mentions his eyes being red yesterday after Sanji, Chopper, and Franky left. A few others pipe up about Usopp not sleeping last night.

Sanji is the one to put the pieces together.

He explains to the rest of them that Usopp must've been keeping his Haki up this whole fucking time, which wore him the hell out. He also explains that it's dangerous to do that, especially when his Haki is still untrained.

Usopp gets taken to the infirmary. The others (namely, Sanji) are kicking themselves a little about not having made sure that Usopp knew how to conserve energy with Haki / use it in a way that doesn't hurt him.

When Usopp wakes up many hours later, he's pretty fucked. Like his head is pounding, his stomach is queasy, and when he tries to test his Haki to make sure everyone was alright, he nearly passes out again. He takes some time to force himself to stay conscious, and then pushes himself up to go check on them in person. Sanji's right there though, and stops him. Tells him everyone's okay, other than Usopp himself. Tears into him a little about trusting Sanji, Luffy, Zoro, and Jinbei to pay attention and watch out for the others.

Usopp doesn't apologize, doesn't say much of anything. Some time, and warm food, make it easier for Sanji to wheedle out of him that the whole thing reminded him of Boin. And isn't that stupid? This wasn't the first forested Island they'd been to in the New World where people were trying to kill them. Usopp wasn't being chased down by man eating plants. The only thing he ate was the food Sanji made. And there was no routine 'Island Chow Time' where the island itself folded up and ate everything on it everyday. It didn't make a lick of sense.

But Sanji understood. Sort of. Having to watch over your shoulder for so long and then getting this power that lets you watch everything at all times? If it wasn't for Iva's scolding he would've been in the same state as Usopp while he was doing his own training.

And thus, heart to heart, and then Sanji offering to train Usopp properly in Observation Haki, which Usopp accepts.

#one piece #usopp #nemotime #idk about the 'took an hour to get out of normal haki range thing' i was just writing. like. dont take my word for all that #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa usopp haki fics/ideas my beloved #also writing in present tense sucksssss im sticking to past tense from now on #didnt explicitly write this as sanuso but like. in my heart it is #and if i end up expanding on this in a whole fic. it'll definitely have more gay shit <3 i cant not do that

[lessthanimpressedlesbian]

I still marvel at the fact that Imogen was even more afraid of sleeping after Laudna died, on the off chance she'd see her walking into the storm. The same storm that she was so scared of that she thought she'd die if it ever caught up to her. The thought of Laudna disappearing into the storm was more terrifying than the storm itself, and I think it makes perfect sense why she would call on Ruidus to help free Laudna from Delilah's grasp. How could calling on the cursed moon possibly compare to the fear of losing Laudna for good? Imogen would do anything to get Laudna back, even if it means harming herself in the process. Even if it means pulling power from the very entity that plagues her dreams and gave her powers she never asked for. She would do anything to bring Laudna back, and she did.

#critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #imogen temult #laudna #imodna #i just love them #she was so terrified at the beginning of the campaign #shes always been a little scared of her own power #but losing laudna was something she never thought she'd have to live through #and once laudna died it was like a part of imogen died with her #she had nothing left to lose #it was much easier to lean into her powers than to sit in fear waiting for laudna to walk into the storm and be gone forever #it was never a question how far imogen would go to save laudna #and i think that speaks volumes to her love for her #god i need a love confession soon or im gonna combust #these witches be gay #and my heart cant take it

[vitamin-zeeth]

night at the museum 3 why must you do this to me. My h eart

#help im just gonna spend all night in the vatious fandom spaces for natm to make up for the gaping hole it left in my heart #ancient egyptian ipad kid and tiny historical gay men my beloveds come back to me #in natm3 octavius is so fucking gay its literally canon he keeps on looking at lancelot and being like #w ow. um. his eyes are so. theyre hypnotic wow theyre so blue. i cant. i cant take my eyes off him. um #and jed keeps looking at him like what the fuck man i cant believe this stop looking at him look at me :( #completely failing to recognise that he and lancelot look. the same. HE HAS A TYPE IS ALL IM SAYING #natm #night at the museum

[notafagipromise]

fuck the confrontation between Tristan and Callum in atlax paradox is so fucking JSJSIAJSKZJJZKXKZMXNZKZ

"I was there Callum i was fucking THERE"

like FUCKKK i was shook but really it was so necessary for their relationship but everything would be SO MUCH EASIER if Callum just SAID WHAT HE ACTUALLY THINKS

#istg the lesbian angst to THE scene to mlm angst my heart cant take it #why can't they gays be happy why must we suffer #ta6 #callum nova #tristan caine #the atlas six #the atlas paradox

[exaltior-a]

the magnus protocol came out and i loved it. anyway, gwen and lena should kiss

#wouldn't be the first time someone with a strained relationship with their boss became gay with them later on #im just saying. #IM JUST SAYING #“i want your job” is not a ship name but it can be with your help #gwen bouchard #gwendolyn bouchard #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #lena kelly #tma #tma spoilers #PLEASE I NEED F/F SHIPPING TO BE POPULAR IN THIS STUPID FANDOM #i guess i wouldn't be opposed to gwen and alice either tbh! #just as long as women date yfm #and i need you (fandom) to not overshadow any canon f/f ship with some random m/m ship thats not canon again because my heart cant take it

[fedoraphe]

♤ Day 1 of @moceit-appreciation-week; Flowers/Surprise ♤

Oh, to fall in love with a(nother) vampire and be featured in a dramatic movie poster...

#deception of the heart (the txt); a lil pet au where jan is a vamp that stalks the night and pat is also a vamp but prefers to live-- #normally. hiding his true self #honestly bottom line they're still gay and in love and id imagine in the au pat would be hiding his fangs and ears... #and eventually in the story jan convinces him its ok not to and ykyk all other scenarios #and ik it isnt the au prompt yet but-- #i wanted to take a lil dark(ish) spin on the flowers prompt!! :D since its always assumed to be /lh in a way #(which is also okay!) #ahhh i cant believe this is my first full illustration on the drawing tablet <33 #moceitappreciationweek #moceitweek2022 #tw blood #vampires #janus sanders #patton sanders #omg sorry for going on a long tirade aaaaa #brooke's art #sanders sides #moceit #ts moceit #oh also the title only means pat's hiding not anth bad. its just bc its both of their function's :D

[jout--jout]

THEY TALKED!!!!!! THEY SAW EACH OTHER THEY TALKED TO EACH OTHER!!!!!!! IMOGEN PROMISED TO GET HER GIRL HOME!!!!!!!

#imodna #laudna #imogen temult #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #IM JUST A LIL GAY HAVING A BLAST #MY HEART CANT TAKE IT #IMOGENS FACE YOUR HONOR #HER FACE #DEFINITELY ON MY TOP FIVE BEST EPISODES

[funkinmadnesss]

ERM THAT PIRATE DOC OCK DESIGN ONE OF THE CONCEPT ARTISTS POSTED RECENTLY. ERM UH EMRM.... <3333 /POS

#spiderverse #thats all im tagging KDMDHSK #ANYWAYS HHGMFNEHM I LOVE WOMEN!!!! #SHES SOOOO <333 #theres so many pretty women in spiderverse guys my lesbian heart cant take it #Thats including spot btw fuck it MDBDHSK #I love him in such a lesbian way #but like between delilah. pirate doc ock. ITSV DOC OCK. and Lyla??? passes away/pos #apologizes to any poor soul who reads my silly gay rambles #but i had to get it out #rufio talks

[thatonetransguyincanada]

✨So This Is Ever After by F.T. Lukens Spoilers✨

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK IM ON PAGE 233 CHAPTER IDFK AND SO MUCH SHIT JUST HAPPENED LIKE MY HEART RION AND LILA AND THEIR SHARED SECRET BEING REVEALED AND BOTH SUDDENLY CONFESSING TO EACH OTHER MY HEART CANT TAKE THE SWEETNESS OMG

I just needed some place to scream cause I got no one to talk to about this book. Its such a quick and easy and heartwarming read that I didnt expect and is such a pleasant surprise. I am in love with all the characters and their relationships with each other and I just want Matt and Arek to stop being dumbasses and assuming each others feelings and just fucking KISS ALREADY LIKE LITERALLY EVERYONE CAN TELL YALL ARE IN LOVE

#so this is ever after #ft lukens #great fucking book #my heart cant take it #so fucking sweet #matt and arek just need to kiss already #spoilers #canada #canadian #trans #lgbtqai #adorable #gay romance #love my gay boys

[cosmicjiver]

IGNORING THE PAIN BY PRETENDING NOTHING BAD HAPPENED

@neil-gaiman

#good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #azirowley #azicrow #aziraphel #neil gaiman #I’ve repeated this season like 8 times because I’m masochistic #WHY CANT I HAVE HAPPY STUFF #I’ve seriously considered appearing in #I’ve seriously considered appearing on Andy Jassy’s nightmares and haunting him until he pays people and I can then get s3 #my heart CANT TAKE THIS #I just wanted my happy gay angel and demon to hug me not give me ptsd #neil Gaiman I beg for fluff