#never write comedy

[ryssbelle]

Characters belong to @heroesspirit

Audio is from a calebcity vine

To me it fit engineer perfectly XD

#my art #heroes spirit #heroes spirit au #hs engineer #hs fanart #lees au is so good it needs more attention RIGHT NOW #also the shopkeep is lee lol #also also ive been obsessively watching caleb city vids for the past few days #he is literally so funny #i quote him a lot but no one knows #i also love the like pain sound effects he does like the silly ones #theyre literally perfext #everytime i see a character getting folded i imagine they make a calev city pain sfx #my fav is like the gibberish one and the echoing Oooaaah #theyre comedy gold #but yeah rambling aside #IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE READ HEROES SPIRIT ITS SO GOOD #he also has side fics that are absolute gold #lee writing never misses #and that is a FACT

[shannonsketches]

Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

#silly hours #I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd #Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao #they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of #Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind' #and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life' #toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned' #and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit' #girl hWHAT #Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants #to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!! #Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies #They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted #He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok #He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be #because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that #Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt #+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow #realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??' #now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader. #and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat #you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play. #You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here #And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship #and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there #you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad #anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay #And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe

[black-and-yellow]

Silly stupid insect fic, send shivers down my spine.

#can't believe i went from saying i'd never write another fic #to This #what a fall from grace #go read it or dont idc #idk how long it'll last #i prefer to work on the Loudspeaker fic #I'm better at angst than comedy #but we'll see #might end up just turning it into comics #bnha #mha #creepy crawly au #moth!zawa

[comradekatara]

the thing about the adult gaang movie is even if it’s somehow done really well, i don’t wanna see aang and katara as adults, that will actually make me really sad. whereas if sokka is the protagonist that’s fine because i already think everyone should heal and find fulfillment after the war except for sokka. i think sokka should get worse. i think sokka should continue collecting mental illnesses like they’re pokemans creatures. a qing dynasty court intrigue film with sokka navigating ba sing se politics (and iroh can feature as he dispenses occasional wisdom. but sokka is just like “call your son”), or a xai bau spy thriller (except tbh this one would work better as a novel), or even just. a mai and sokka roadtrip movie in the style of an early 2000s stoner comedy (this one would have no artistic merit but it’s also probably the best idea ive ever had). these are but a few examples of the many ideas i have for movies that put my favorite guy through hours of suffering without having to depict my other favorite guys as anything other than the precious babies i know and love.

#‘pokemans creatures’ is what i call them to piss my brother off so much #aang and katara are BABIES #do not ROB ME OF THAT #everyone in the world must age or die #but katara and aang!!!! are immortalized forever in babydom!!!!!! #why would you ruin that!!!!!!! #(okay im actually just going thru a separate crisis here wrt my brothers but don’t. we’re not talking about that okay) #also i think if you wanna make a movie that’s ‘darker’ and ‘for older audiences’ just make sokka the protagonist and boom problem solved #last time sokka got to be the protagonist he attempted suicide at the human rights abuses volcano #his mind is a dark dark place ok! #but also mai & sokka stoner comedy. is anyone writing this down? u should be writing this down #idk how to tag this #sokka #i guess? #postwargaang #also #bc obv these all happen in my complex tapestry of post war developments #gene yang could never #ask me about any one of these points for elaboration (PLEASE)

[witchofthesouls]

Wish we had more of Makeshift because we have no info on what he was doing before Screamer rounded him for that mission..

I can imagine him and Soundwave being cryptic prankster duo.. And also i feel like he would be intrigued/fascinated by humans ability to mimic

I know, right!? I wish we had more information about Makeshift, especially with his powers. Can he take the frame of any mecha, regardless of frame-type, or is he limited to similar sizes? Is the ability only a surface change, or does it warp his very CNA? How does he train each character? Method acting?

While I can see Soundwave being a cryptic prankster, I don't see him officially teaming up with anyone. If anything, Soundwave would either Makeshift's tricks to go unimpeded or secretly guide some setups as a low-key hobby that doubles as a morale booster because laughter is good.

Makeshift would arguably be among the first of the Cybertronians to see how well humans can mimic others. Not just voices and sounds, but appearances as well. He and Knock Out would get along over historical cosplay, YouTubers that focus on fashion (coughBernadetteBannercough), and Makeshift can double as a model for any of Knock Out's tailoring explorations.

He would be so down to join sci-fi and fantasy conventions and ren faires as he can walk around as himself with mass conversion and win many cosplay competitions (and heckle at so many dedicated 'true fans' before being dragged into said arguments for real).

And on a side note, he would definitely be the first 'con to clang humans. He has the advantage of becoming many humans' robotic/completely armored bedroom dream.

#ask #transformers #transformer prime #tfp #makeshift #knock out #soundwave #cybertronian biology #valveplug #maccadam #My thoughts #my writing #Makeshift enjoys stand up comedy and sound specialists for movie sets #RIP Knock Out's Barbie human friend you will never know peace again

[writeouswriter]

Comedy is not inherently a lesser form than tragedy; why are you pitting two bad bitches against each other?? They're equals! They're besties! They're lovers!

#tragicomedy #ignore me i'm just feeling feelings over things (again) #i made a similar post already but aaaahhhhhh #tragedy #comedy #writing #writer things #genuinely some people have no appreciation for the work or detail put into comedic projects #as if they can have no meaning or skill involved #like an actor's only seen for their talent once they've done a big drama for example... but that same talent's been shining through #for years in a comedy to anyone that's bothered to notice #or comedy never getting recognized for the levels of detail they put in because they're seen as inferior or pointless by default #i'm thinking of very specific scenarios i won't name but like it's so prevalent everywhere

[tired-hellowl]

I think part of the reason why helluva boss makes me personally deeply uncomfortably with blitzø as a main character is in partial with the fact that it willingly always portays his alcoholism in positive conjunctions with his employees around him and is never called into question or blame.... like at what point is stolas going to get over some drunk imp bastard that doesn't even consider to ever care about him, when he shouldn't in the first place when the relationship is built upon a throne of literal lies acting like an imp and a royal being together is absolutely disgraceful and classist in one scene and then the next they're just teehee'ing in the field of flowery hell as if these dark themes aren't brought up so passively and never handled....

As a poor queer person who has actively been in the slums with alcoholics around me and consumed most of my past upbringing at some point I turn to just watch something else given that, Blitzø is a low life scummy stalkers imp that doesn't even bother to ever care about anyone else's reasoning or emotions-besides his own and it is proven over and over and over in every. Fucking. Scene. Because he's the 'main character'

Sober up and get over yourself the show isn't about anything else then Brandon Rogers voicing a dicksucking imp because 'haha laugh at the fairy-gay boy who can't even get his own boyfriend'

#anti vivziepop #fucked up #helluva boss critical #anti helluva boss #helluva critical #and ive never watched a brandon rogers video in my life i dont know who he is but i do not respect him or his work #vivziepop could have went with any other voice actor out there #he seems like a diet shane dawson to me sorta thing yknow???? so why would she choose someone like that to animate? #who purposefully always makes fun of drag queers and queer 'personality types' as a whole comedy skit to point and laugh at #at what point are we going to admit that helluva bosses writing is so flawed not because of bad storytelling but because its just a bad sho #it cant even do basic act of three story telling or visually interesting gags or quirks aside from 'pretty characters on screen go aaaa' #go support murder drones or lackadaisy or bigtop burger or ONE #or literally anything else besises vivies shite #anti brandon rogers

[wisebeth]

it's actually so funny to me when antis are like “oh annabeth is so abusive bc she judoflipped percy” it really shows how they have no clue how a different universe with different morals and dynamics can work. don't get me wrong im not a huge fan of that scene either but it's not abuse when the one getting judoflipped is a trained demigod-soldier who fought a war and equally physically strong as the one judoflipping him. percy carried a goddess and held up the weight of the world at fourteen. you think a judoflipp can actually hurt him? lmao. it can't do him shit, rick knew it that's why he wrote annabeth to do so. annabeth knew it that's why she did it w/o worrying about hurting him. and the fact percy's immediate reaction was laughing just proves my point. it didn't hurt him. he was completely okay. he's written to be a demigod for fuck's sake, can you stop applying the standards of real world to their fictional world of trained soldiers.

“but if the roles were reversed you'd have an issue–” no i won't. for the exact same reason. if percy judoflipped annabeth instead, i would still be okay with it because like percy, annabeth has trained all her life, fought a war, held up the weight of the world at fourteen. they're EQUAL on terms of physical strength and trained enough to know how to judoflip without the intent of hurting the other person. the only difference is if percy judoflipped annabeth, instead of laughing, she would likely judoflip him back because that girl doesn't like losing lmao but that's about it.

#it would only be abusive in-universe if the power balance wasn't there #if percy was a normal with no training or experience of fighting and his gf judoflipped him #yeah #then it would be toxic because she's abusing the power she has over him when he's basically defenseless #but it's not that. #percy and annabeth are trained soldiers who likely sparred w each other occasionally during camp #if it was meant to be toxic #then rick would never write it about his favourite ship which is based on him and his wife lmao #percy literally laughed it off #he would not be written to laugh about it if it was supposed to be abuse #it was slapstick comedy #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #hoo #mark of athena #annabeth #annabeth chase #percabeth #in defense of annabeth chase

[inamindfarfaraway]

I love that we're getting focus on Chris Rodriguez early in the TV show, so that we have time to get invested in him before he a) betrays the camp and b) is driven so insane that only Dionysus can cure him. Knowing him beforehand will also make his relationship with Clarrisse, friendship and romance, feel more interesting.

What other cool, fun, not-heartbreaking characters will the show give more attention and depth? Silena Beauregarde? Charlie Beckendorf? Micheal Yew? Castor and Pollux? I can't wait!

#can you imagine the gut punch of having castor and pollux be recurring minor characters #always together #the classic either very similar or very different twins trope #with jokes about dionysus being their dad and more insight into that awkward relationship #that's their shtick like the stoll brothers except the comedy premise is 'mr d is their dad' which really does write itself #they're well-established as both part of the camp's normal and one of those 'two-in-one' side character duos #then after over three seasons of this castor dies in battle #and we don't see the death but when we next see pollux castor just. isn't there #and we Know #only one thing could have separated those two and it looks like pollux is missing at least an arm (and hurts accordingly) #and when we next see dionysus he's exactly as broken as a father who's lost a son would be #so different from how we've seen any other god emote about their children #and it sinks in that he actually was present in castor's life for years and now that's gone #it isn't 'well the view from olympus is different now and my name is stained with failure. drat' but the weight of #'he won't sit at my table tomorrow' 'he will never play pinocle with me again even though it bores him because he secretly likes me' #and so on and on and on forever #because he's never coming back. we will never see castor AND pollux again #enjoy your fantasy series kids! war is worse than hell because it hurts the undeserving! #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #pjo disney+ #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo

[buck2eddie]

a fic idea in which eddie is afraid he's running out of time, buck is trying to learn how to live, and in a shared motel on the road from El Paso to LA they help one another to find their way.

#back with a mb to a fic I'll never write. these are just vibes #this started out with a pinterest board called ''romantic comedy buddie'' but it definitely went into more indie vibes film whoops #this could be set in canon but also can be a total au where maybe they meet along the way yk? #anyways if anyone wants to make a fic out of this you're more than welcome I'd love to read it 👀 #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddieedit #911 #911 abc #911edit #911 moodboard #buddie moodboard #m*mbs

[starrysharks]

i might end up watching that one certain series about hell because i want to give my honest opinion on how it turned out as a former fan, but my judgement of 2 minute opening alone is that i really dislike the way they went about the exposition,,, it's kinda drawn out and presented in an uninteresting way, which sucks cuz a few small changes could make it way better - instead of having the protag just read out what she probably already knows, why not have it be a flashback of her father/mother reading it to her and then cut to present day ,,, and also loredumping right off the bat is an easy way to make things boring, pls quicken the pace or leave stuff to the imagination that's a better hook imo. also while i'm not a christian (ex-pentecostal christian, agonistic) and i'm aware that it might be a setup showing how lucifer is maybe lying to/twisting the original story that he tells his subjects, or a "what if"/converging of different forms of christianity/general mythology, the incorrect theology made my ass itch 😭😭😭😭 PLS read the bible or at least be aware of the main points of the teachings before you write a show about any religion

#this is about the hotel show btw #i'm sorryyyyy i needed to vent it out omg i did not like the opening at all #i am well aware of the faults of the show's creator but i do want to give the show (or at least the first ep) an honest and unbiased review #as if i had never heard of her at all #because i'm writing a comic that is also an edgy comedy with religious themes and i need to know why people dont like this show #so i can avoid doing similar things.... #NO HATE IF YOU LIKE THE SHOW BTW....i was also a HUGE fan of vivs other work from 2016ish-2020... #but if you defend viv with all shes done i'm gonna look at you funny

[misuutira]

The full moon decides to pull shenanigans and jumbles up everyone’s powers for a month... with mixed results. 

#took a break from calamity au brainstorming and this amalgamation came out XD #genuinely surprised that this was never done in-show #LIKE THE POTENTIAL FOR COMEDY AND CHARACTER GROWTH #i think these sketch dumps are just me coping with the fact that i cannot commit to writing fanfiction if my life depended on it #this isn't tied to the calamity au just fun quirky brain cluster #also unhinged bella is like my new favorite thing #whatever nate did for bella to blow the roof off of the cafe... he deserved it #h2o just add water #h2o jaw

[mysteryandnonstopfun]

Swanfire AU Emma Swan is the best spy at Wonderland, the best agency in the USA. Her new mission is to find a lead to the whereabouts of "The Crocodile Hunters," a foreign organization founded by three weird old men who wanted to be known as "Doctor Victor," "The Mad Hatter," and "Mr. Gold." For a long time, they seemed to be harmless lunatic friends doing some experiments here and there. Until they create some kind of weapon with the ability to destroy the world, many people, good and bad, are looking for them and the blueprints of the new invention. Emma will most likely find it before they end up in bad hands. The only clue her team has is Mr. Gold's son, Bealfire, a college literature professor at the local university in Tallahasse. She will pretend to be a new physics professor, seduce him, find his father and those blueprints. The plan is easy; that's nothing she hasn't done before. What could go wrong?

#swanfire #swanfire au #today on fics i will never write i bring to you this romantic comedy #don't read it as a mystery is a romance #of course emma will fall for the cute literature teacher and his bad dad jokes #the weapon is just a plot driver #When i say that we could have it all i also mean that we missed the opportunity of those 3 been friend on the show #swanfireedit #I'm fun at parties

[pseudowho]

GIRL YOUR STORY ABOUT THE CHILDBIRTH!! I'M AN OBSTETRIC NURSE, once a woman wanted to pee and the baby was like high, high, HIGH you know. The doctor allowed her to walk and pee and I went with her to the bathroom to help. BAAM. It was my FIRST time in the obstetrics and I just walked out of the bathroom holding a baby, no gloves and literally COMPLETELY bathed in blood, knees trembling like a newborn fawn meanwhile the mom was like 😁 "Thank God it didn't hurt"

Y'know, I love it when the baby just sort of delivers itself.

You stand there with a baseball glove like

#Pseudowho does comedy #Pseudowho does midwifery #Pseudowho writes unholy things and never goes to confession