#no balls

[a-wolf-in-mans-clothing]

THERIANS/OTHERKIN/ALTERHUMANS YOU SHOULD TOTALLY INTERACT!!!!

Just joined therian tumblr and I really want to make some new friends/mutuals! You guys should totally say hi or follow me hehehehehe *implodes*

#sunny.txt #wolf therian #otherkin #therian #wolfkin #therianthropy #therian posting #nonhuman #RAHHH BE MY FRIEND! #If this doesn't blow up I'll cry #no balls

[urwifebabes]

Hello! Sorry I just had a random idea that I wanted to request before I forget. I was wondering if you could maybe do a Dogday x wolf reader maybe? Sorry if my request is confusing cause I don't request things often and don't want to bother you! But what if wolf reader was like just add or new so the smiling critters hadn't met them yet but heard of them. I was thinking kinda if Dogday was taking care of the kids but realized two or one of them was missing from the group and went to go find them only to find them playing with wolf reader which is how Dogday meets wolf read? Idk you can do what you want, I'm very sorry that my request is probably confusing :')

“wow, what were you?”

Relationship(s): Dogday x wolf!reader

Warning(s): fluff

Dogday was absolutely losing his shit. three of the kids were missing. how did they manage to wander off between the playground and the school? he looked everywhere! he even retraced his steps, which he didn’t do often since he was already such a good tracker.

Dogday was breathing heavily before one of the kids pulled on his shirt and gave him a piece of the missing kids shirt. Dogday smiled at the child and sniffed the shirt, following the scent all the way to the back of the new critter’s house. he looked in her backyard questioningly, before his eyes widened.

“wow.. what were you?”

there, sitting in the grass, was you and the three other kids, having a picnic. he watched for a moment, looking over your sharp canines , your tail, your really really soft looking fur. he soon came to his senses and came over to you all. the kids ran and gave him a big hug as you sat still, a small smile on your face - even though you were nervous.

Dogday smiles and rushed them back to picky before he turned to you. “so you must be Y/N? it’s so great to finally meet you.” you nodded, anxiously and smiled. “y-yeah, that would be me! your Dogday, yes?” he nodded and took your hand in his, bringing to the rest of the crew.

that was 7 months ago. you had just been informed about the Hour Of Joy. you had so many questions but you decided to keep it to yourself. besides it’s called “The Hour Of Joy” can’t be that bad right? and at that, it’s still light years away. you and Dogday had gotten closer but you weren’t making any real progress with the others.

you’d come to Dogdays home in the middle of the night and he’d already be up and waiting for you because you both could smell one another before you even saw eachother. he’d let you in and you guys would lay in the bed and watch a movie together, hinmfalling asleep, snoring on your head and you, sitting there, being lucky you guys even met.

oh, how you loved him.

A/N: not a lot of inspo hit me for this one, mybad 😭

#reader insert #reader x character #reader x crush #smiling critters x reader #smut #dogday x reader #dogday x reader x catnap #catnap x reader #dogday #catnap #poppy playtime fics #poppy playime #poppy playtime fanfics #poppy playtime x reader #poppy playtime #mwah #no balls

[the-lumpfish-king]

#196 #totk #botw #link #NO DICK #NO BALLS #AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE #BECAUSE THIS GUY FEEDS ON ROCKS

[im-1hater]

I kinda hate this lol but NoCo at playa de losers late at night I suppose. TW!: cringe!!!

I’m posting this at the dead of night on my TikTok since for some reason everyone knows my TikTok! I might not even post it on their ….

#total drama #fanart #td cody #total drama noco #td noah #td noco #tdi 2023 #tdi fanart #nocovember #nocovember2023 #total drama noah #total drama cody #cody anderson #noah x cody #noco #no balls

[pakgirls530916]

I wouldn't either!! It's crazy to see how he gave up so much for her. She's such a narc, with her fake about to cry look.

#meghan markle #fake tears #dumbarton #prince harry #narcissistic personality disorder #narcissism #nutmeg #no balls

[hellgate-1]

Amazing Title

#fanart #madness combat #deimos #madcom deimos #madcom sanford #madcom tricky #madness combat tricky #tricky the clown #madcom #no balls

[leichtef3der]

#cult of the lamb #mine #cotl #narinder #lamb #no nut november #cats #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #no balls

[bugbo-awnsers]

I bet Thomas to take a picture of bugbo and write on it "no balls"

no balls

#bugbo #web series #bugbo fanart #ask #ask blog #ask box #bug hater #thomas flyswatter #anon ask #no balls

[obeythenbwo]

My Goddess deployed in the Navy aboutb8 months ago. She was supposed to be gone for 6 months. She put me in my inverted chastity cage before she left, and took the keys with her...she just informed me this morning, that she will be done with her deployment in May. She also informed me, that when she gets home she plans to have me castrate. I live to serve my Goddess, but am a bit nervous...I'm gonna look like a freaking ken doll down there afterwards 😳😅

#sissy cd #black owned #sissi faggot #nbwo #castrated #cucklife #no balls #bbc bull #goddess #submisive sissy #interracial lust

[square-with-a-mouth]

No balls

#procreate #fanart #drawings #gravity falls bill #gravity falls #human bill cipher #bill cipher #ask me anything #no balls

[brownald]

I have COVID and hate it so I decided to make a list of all the Covenant species to see if they have a dick + balls or not.

Sangheili: Sangheili are seen to have bulges in several pieces of concept art and renders. Furthermore, Henry is a sangheili seen in The Mona Lisa, who is naked. When we see him, his crotch is covered by a shadow. This implies the presence of dick. Furthermore, in Halo 5 some Sangheili have crotch armor, which would also imply that special protection of the groin is needed. Therefore, we can conclude that Sangheili have dick + balls.

Unggoy: No dick, no balls, we’ve seen them naked in every game. This calls into question Unggoy reproduction, as they are said to breed like rabbits despite their lack of external genitalia. 

Kig-Yar: Since this depends on the subspecies, there isn’t a one-size-fits-all answer, however there is a difference in male and female sex organs and apparently males can get aggressive during sex, turning to biting and scratching, meaning that males do hold some power during the reproductive process. Therefore, as also evidenced by Halo Wars 1’s concept art, we can conclude that the Ruutian subspecies has a dick, while the Ibie’Shan subspecies appears to be much more bird-like and has a cloaca as seen in Halo 4 concept art. The T'vaoan subspecies is basically a giant bird, so we can conclude that it has a cloaca as well. Therefore, 1 ⁄ 3 of the Kig-Yar subspecies have a dick, and the other two have a cloaca, which will henceforth be referred to as the Kig-Yussy.

Huragok: Are basically giant flying nutsacks, however they do not fuck to make offspring, instead they ‘build’ their children with a combination of mechanical parts and biomass. Therefore, no dick + no balls and probably no butthole either.

San’Shyuum: Reproduction is similar to humans, with a male and female required. Given that they give birth to live offspring, as well as the fact that ancient humans and San’Shyuum could find each other attractive, one can conclude that their matters of reproduction are similar, implying the existence of a dick. This isn't a foregone conclusion, but one can assume that given the preexisting similarities between the two species, they would have similar genitalia.

Jiralhanae: NOTICEABLY LARGE bulges in concept art for Halo Wars 2 implies there’s something betwixt a Jiralhanae male’s legs. Crotch armor can also be seen in other renders implying balls in the same vein as the Sangheili. However, 3d renders of naked Jiralhanae do not show the dick + balls (thankfully), however a shadow as well as a bunch of fur covers the crotch. Therefore, we can only speculate as to the existence of Jiralhane genitalia. It is possible that it is obscured by the fur, or that it remains inside the body until mating, at which point it exits the body. In summary, likely dick + unconfirmed balls.

Lekgolo: After scarring my eyes reading about worm sex, it turns out that there are hermaphrodite worms that don’t have dicks and worms that fuck the hermaphrodite worms with these weird little things called spiculies that aren’t technically dicks so I can confidently say that Lekgolo do not have dicks.

Yanme’e: Yanme’e exhibit no sexual dimorphism, and they’re all naked so we can see they don’t have dicks.

#halo #sangheili #jiralhanae #lekgolo #unggoy #san'shyuum #huragok #kig yar #yanme'e #I hate the fact that I made this #worth it #no balls #no dick no balls and prolly no butthole either

[for-gore]

a set of blinkies I made using blinkies.cafe

#blinkies #blingee #blinkies.cafe #old internet #old graphics #old web #webcore #nostalgic #meme #gif #gif warning #no dick #no balls #and probably #no butthole #since #this guy feeds #on radiation #funny #nostalgiacore

[im-1hater]

She’s literally my girlfriend idk what I mean 😋

It’s actually criminal I haven’t drawn Gwen yet

Minecraft monster school is literally peak- enderman best character 💪🏽

#tdi gwen #gwen x courtney #gwourtney #total drama #fanart #td cody #total drama noco #td noah #td noco #tdi 2023 #tdi fanart #noco #gwen total drama #gwen tdi #gwentdwt #no balls

[pakgirls530916]

Here's what I think: Smoke and mirrors everyone - smoke and mirrors!!

1. So for every 1 event she does she has to go on vacay (Yeah right!) She's FULL of it!!

2. How different is she from the York girls and their lavish lifestyles?

She Never spends time with the kids and

She immediately has to put on the Soho hat to take a break at billionaires islands. 🤔

3. Also, People are saying this is from 2016,

4. ALWAYS look at the opposite of what she puts out there.

It's a pic of their back this could be anyone. She loves to Photoshop

5. Also: Her Soho hat, where she met PH is back.

She has been trying to sell herself to the Rockefeller guy and these islands are notorious playing world's for billionaires.

Therefore, who's she signalling to that she's at that particular island?

Who does she want to know that she is available to play at that island?

6. Lastly, they're not vacaying together rather it's the opposite.

Definitely separate, especially after her pushing around in Invictus and New York.

Makes me think announcements coming soon.

Don't forget to check out @jillydillypickles and her reblog and what she found on this subject.

What do you think?

#meghan markle #dumbarton #meghan markle lies #narcissistic personality disorder #no balls #things that make you go hmmm #british monarchy

[sanjicigg]

This put of context will forever be funny

#steel ball run #sbr #jjba #gyro zeppeli #johnny joestar #lucy steel #yeehaw #no balls

[alistairrrrr]

8.Bondage

I not often draw spicy content, but bondage has special meaning for me. It's like you trust your body another person. I find it so intimate. And you know that your partner would stop if you ask him about it.

Close ups better than full work lol

#kidlawgust #kidlaw #eustass kid #trafalgar law #one piece #https://twitter.com/StupidLolipop1/status/1689029295375605760?s=19 - full here #NO DICK #no balls