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shujiforever · 8 months
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Ya'll this face has me going FERAL!
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caffichai · 8 months
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Utage!
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outer-edges · 3 months
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millenari · 14 days
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Rosemarie Ford as Bombalurina in Cats 1998
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cocksley-and-catapult · 2 months
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this is my cat i imagine catapult would look like this irl
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sandreeen · 25 days
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Tumblr April Fools Boop with Sung Hyunjae & Han Yoojin, inspired by @transsongtaewon's post
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howlingaround · 8 months
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Nobody asked how many lives Kitty has left, so i made a comic about it
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For added effect: you should be able to time this to the 2015 version of the Zenigata March (bc thats what i did in my head)
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1 is mousetrap
2 is lightning bolt, and i couldnt figure out how to draw a cat skeleton, so itsmyfault the joke doesnt land
3 is refernce to the short film The Trident, which is the backstory to how Puss shot himself out of a cannon
4 is refence to a deleted scene from the first trailer! Im gonna delete it as well an have a piano drop on kitty bc thats funnier
5, 6 and 7 where just my way of doing something even dumber than Puss
Other ideas i had but didnt do :
Kitty singing And I Will Always Love You in a bar and getting an axe thrown at her (a bit too brutal and not funny enough)
Indiana Jones style stone chase (too long)
Choking on a fur ball thingy (looks weird to draw)
Gazpacho woman and muscle man are the ones in the bar as well as the guy Puss stole espresso from⁷
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officialclangen · 5 months
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hey mods <33 love you guys <333 this is your reminder to straighten your backs, drink some water, and take your medications if you haven't already <3333 pls take care of yourselves <333333
Thank you for your kindness! <3 Passing this reminder on to all our followers - take care of yourselves, remember you are loved!
☆ Fable ☆
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koiiiiijiii · 2 months
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i swear he is the best boy💯💞🧣🌨️🧦🪽
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shujiforever · 8 months
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A Suitable Punishment
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Synopsis: You’re having a smoke outside of Toman HQ when a guy approaches and starts flirting with you. Your boyfriend (Shuji Hanma) walks up to see the two of you about to kiss and decides it’s time to dole out some punishment. 
Word Count: 1,813
Content Warning: 18+/MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. Dubcon, exhibitionism, pet name (princess), slight verbal degradation (Shuji calls y/n slut). Please let me know if I missed any.
Author’s note: This takes place in the bad Toman Timeline - Everyone involved is an adult. With Kisaki at the top, I assume his lackeys are still in the gang somewhere. Who the guy is really doesn't matter - I just chose Choji because he got a little sum sum goin on. My first ever fanfic so be nice!
@alice-smutthoughts I literally went through with this just for you. Otherwise, the idea would have died in my drafts. I hope you like it!
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It was getting late and you were having a cigarette outside of Toman HQ, waiting for the exec meeting to be finished so that your boyfriend could take you on a night ride. You love night rides with Shuji; the wind in your hair (and the preceding bickering about helmets - why should you wear one when he doesn’t?), holding him tightly for safety and for comfort while you ride aimlessly until you find some place nice to stop and…. You were in the middle of a daydream when a man approached, “do you have a light?” You hand him your lighter and watch as he exhales a puff of smoke. 
He looks familiar. You wonder where you’ve seen him before. He interrupts your thoughts once again.  “Hey. I got a report about some woman hanging around out here and came to see what was up…” That’s it! He’s a member of Toman - you must have seen him around before. He continues, “But they didn’t say she was so cute.” You blush and, taken aback, manage to sputter out a thank you. 
As the conversation progresses, Choji slowly inches closer to you. Eventually, he’s towering over you, gazing into your eyes while you attempt to answer his question. What was it again? You can’t remember. Your thoughts are racing, “focus y/n!” “Well… he is kinda hot…” You lean in, almost subconsciously, and catch a whiff of his cologne, enjoying it for a brief moment. How was he wearing your favorite scent? “No! You’re with Shuji.” you reminded yourself.
Before you have a chance to step back, a deep, cold voice startles you “Well, well, well. Hi princess,” He slides his arm around your waist, glaring at the man next to you. “Choji,” he nearly spits. “Me and y/n were going to go for a ride, but it looks like she’s enjoying your company.” His eyes narrow. “Why don’t you join us for a drink inside first?” You start to say that’s not necessary, but Shuji cuts you off “Come on now, baby. Don’t be rude to your new friend. What’s one little drink going to hurt?” He walks inside, beckons for you both to follow, and leads the way to his office. 
An hour later, you’re still sitting in Shuji’s gorgeous office, admiring the city skyline from his floor-to-ceiling windows. Everything is going well. You’ve all had a couple of drinks, shared some stories, and laughed a little - a lot, actually. You notice Shuji’s drink is low and offer to freshen it up for him. 
You return and hand him his drink, watching as he takes a sip and sets it down on the table next to him “Delicious.” He pulls you down onto his lap, “but not as delicious as you, my princess”. You glance at Choji who is sitting directly across from you looking a little uncomfortable, his eyes shifting around the room. You don’t have long to process it before Shuji’s large tattooed hands are clamped to your cheeks and his tongue is pushing its way past your lips. 
Shocked, you jump out of his lap “Shuji! Choji is right there!” Shuji stands up behind you and pulls you in closer. “He doesn’t mind,” he replies with a smirk, eyes dark as they meet Choji’s “Do you?” Choji shakes his head nervously. “In fact, princess, why don’t we give him a little show? Hmmm?”  
His hands sneak under your shirt and up your stomach, slowly making their way to your chest “You know, since he likes you sooo much”. Shuji’s hands are on your tits now, moving in small circles before he begins to lift your shirt, throwing it onto the couch behind him. He makes eye contact with Choji once more “This is what you get for making a move on my girl. Don’t you dare look away.”
“Shuji please, you’re--” you abruptly stop speaking, distracted as you notice Choji’s eyes are glued to you, taking in every curve; the plump shape of your breast, the movement of your nipples as Shuji rolls them between his thumbs and index fingers. “Shuji, come on. You’re embarrassing me..” You watch as his signature mischievous grin spreads across his face “oh, princess.. That’s the point. Don’t you get it yet? I saw you out there, flirting away. You’re being punished too, slut.” 
Knowing that Shuji isn’t really a man to be reasoned with, you give up, sigh and lean your head back, resting it on his chest. “Good girl”, he purrs before pushing you forward off his chest and grabbing a fistful of your hair. In the meantime, he’s using his free hand to remove your skirt and rip your panties from your body. Immediately, your pussy is filled with two long fingers. 
“Wow, pretending to be embarrassed when you’re this wet..  You really are a slut, huh?” Your face turns a bright red as he removes his fingers and brings them to his lips, slowly licking up your juices, making sure that Choji can see just how wet you are and just how much he is going to enjoy this. 
Keeping his firm grip on your hair, he pushes you down so that you’re bent over in front of him, nearly face to face with Choji, who is still seated on the couch in front of you. You hear his belt unbuckle and his zipper open and then a command: “Watch closely now”. 
You feel the tip of his cock moving between your slippery folds, gently gliding over your clit. A stifled moan escapes your lips, causing Choji to blush ever so slightly. “That’s right, see how much she likes me?” Shuji chuckles and shoves his cock deep inside of you. You let out a squeal and brace for more, but find yourself disappointed. Why isn’t he moving? You look back at him, confused. 
“Want something princess?” he teases? You nod. “Oh, no princess, I can’t hear you. Did you want something?” Of course he is not going to make this easy for you. Afterall, it wouldn’t be much of a punishment if he did. What would happen if you didn’t say anything? How long would he keep you like this? Pushing through your embarrassment, you manage to croak out “Shuji please,” 
“Please what?”
“Please..”
“I don’t know what you want, princess. You’re just going to have to tell me. Use your big girl voice now.” He turns your head back to the front so that you are eye to eye with Choji, and thrusts into you ever so slightly. “What do you want?”
You gasp, unable to take it anymore. You try to turn to look at Shuji, but he holds your head in place, facing forward. “Well, princess?”
“Please - I want to be fucked.” Wrong answer. He sighs and pulls all the way out, leaving you feeling empty and craving more. 
“Oh, that’s all you want? Just to be fucked? It doesn’t matter who does it? Slut. Go find someone else.” His grip on your hair begins to loosen, but before he can let go all the way, you cry out “No! That’s not what I meant.” His grip tightens once more “No? Then what did you mean? Because I saw you look him right in the eye and asked to be fucked. Do you want him to fuck you?” 
“No,” you whisper.
“Louder, slut.”
“No, Shuji, I don’t! I want you to fuck me. Only you, I swear!”
Shuji smiles and looks at Choji “Did you hear that?” Choji nods. “She doesn’t want you. She wants me to fuck her.. And well, I can’t help but give my princess whatever she wants.” With that he slides his cock back into you and immediately starts thrusting fast and hard. It’s like his cock was made for you, always reaching all the way back to that little spot that drives you wild. You can’t help yourself, now a moaning, drooling mess as he slams into you. 
Sensing that you’re about to cum, he reaches around to your pussy, fingers dancing on your throbbing clit. “Shuji,” you moan “Shuji, I’m gonna cum.” 
“Yeah, princess? You’re gonna cum?” He’s speeding up now. “Yes, Shuji, I’m gonna cu---”
“No, you’re not,” he chuckles, pulling out just before you reach your orgasm.
“But...”  you try to argue, but it’s too late. He’s already turning you around and pushing you to your knees. “That wouldn’t be much of a punishment, now would it.” You’re kneeling in front of him as he runs his hands up and down his shaft, admiring the mess you’ve made “Open up”. 
He grabs you by the jaw, forcing your mouth open and shoves his cock in, not giving you any time to protest - as if you would have anyway. Slowly, he begins pushing in and out of your mouth, using his hands to rub the tip across the inside of your cheek as he pulls it out with a small popping noise. “Oh, princess, you’re being so good for me.”
He shoves his cock back into your mouth, thrusting hard and fast, holding your head in place with his hands as he fucks your throat, coming close to his own climax. “That’s it, princess. Just like that. Take it all for me, m’kay?” Mouth full of his cock, you let out a small groan intended to mean “Okay”, unwittingly vibrating his tip in the process. He lets out a loud moan and pulls out so that just the tip is still in your mouth.
“Suck,” he commands as he runs his fist up and down the length of his shaft. You do so gladly, his short breaths and small moans making you even hungrier for him. With one final grunt, he orgasms, his cum filling your mouth and coating your tongue. “Show me”. You open your mouth and the sight of his mess inside it makes him want to fuck you all over again. 
But that’s not what you’re there for this time. “Don’t swallow it yet, m’kay princess?”. Unable to speak, you nod. He grabs you by the arm and gently lifts you off your knees. “Choji, stand up.” Unsure of what’s happening, Choji obeys.
“Kiss her.”
You and Choji look at each other, both shocked. “Wh-What?” He sputters. 
“Whaaat?” Shuji mocks. “You heard me. Kiss her. She likes it with tongue too. You don’t want to disappoint her, do you?”
Choji doesn’t move, trying to figure out if there are any other options. Apparently there aren’t, as Shuji persists, “Isn't this what you wanted? You were gonna kiss her earlier, right?”
Choji gulps and looks at you, mouth full of cum and awaiting his response. He looks back to Shuji, who has no intention of letting him out of this. Figuring he better just get it over with or risk having to endure something even worse, he resigns, leans forward, and meets his lips to yours.
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mindfreakerr · 9 months
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camp camp swimming episode in season 5 except it’s not a p1ss episode because what the fuck was that rooster teeth 💀
gwen ratting max out to david about how he can’t swim and the whole episode is david getting max into the water and teaching him how to swim without being made fun of by the other campers with dadvid sprinkled in there 😭 make it happen
max harassed to wear sun protection / sun screen to lifeguard max pipeline is real and it’s terrifying (shitty attempt at cc artstyle included ☹️☹️)
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miutonium · 1 year
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My parents left me at home for 2 weeks hunting cockroaches for dinner so I'm opening back my commission :'D
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Hi hi I'm opening 5 slots this time since I'm still on my break. I will update the slots here until it's all taken :3
SLOTS TAKEN: 4/5
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My TOS, art samples and additional info can be read on my carrd here.
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Also posting my art samples (personal art) undercut!
And as always, reblogs are definitely very much appreciated 🥰💕💕
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I had fun drawing jjba characters before so I'm taking $5 off for every commissions with jjba f/os :3
Also for the heck of it, $10 off if you make me draw Jack (Samurai Jack) or Professor Utonium (PPG) :3 (doesn't matter if it's solo or with your s/i oc :3)
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loadinghellsing · 1 year
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what's your favorite Anderson headcanon?
while I have a lot of random Anderson headcanons... my absolute favorite has to be him having a soft spot for animals
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since they fall along the lines of innocent creatures that can do no wrong- which I feel fits along the lines of his orphanage work. Picking stray kids and stray cats off the streets, just Anderson and his pack of strays <3
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puppyeared · 4 months
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HOW can you be bad at being a furry???????
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IDK BUT I AM
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