#not a blorbo

[fo-ryourconsideration]

#not a blorbo #i dont wanna keep suggesting my fav live-action folks if youre only into cartoon characters 😅 #selfship

[maketheblorbsobrawl]

WELCOME TO THE FIGHT WHERE NO ONE WANTS TO FIGHT!

The blorbo brawl run by your host, @silviaflowers ! Want your blorbos to fight? Do your blorbos not want to fight? Well, you're in the right place!

Some things to note: - This will function like most other tournament blogs, so despite the name, it will be based on POPULARITY! - THE SUBMISSION FORM IS HERE - Propaganda through the askbox once the show's on the road will be the best form of propaganda as its almost a guarantee I'll respond! It is HIGHLY encouraged to scream your blorbo's name in my askbox :) - I will NOT respond to asks that hate on other blorbos! - please give me banner ideas im desperate and don't have a lot of good banner images on my computer - Polls will be tagged with "uh oh blorbo brawl", propaganda tagged as "blorbo propaganda", answers to non-propaganda asks as "blorbo asks", updates with "blorbo updates" and other posts with "not a blorbo" - This is my FIRST time running a tournament please be gentle - yes i misspelled the url as "blorbso" im too lazy to fix it

Tagging other poll runners/inspirations!

If you don't wanna be here please tell me and ill remove your name :D

@who-do-i-know-this-man ( <- I STOLE THE IDEA FROM THEM THANK YOU) @pinkhairswagtourney @aroaceswagcompetition @greenhairandpronouns-tournament @silentprotagcompetition @best-fanfic-trope @bestfictionaldivorce @justsomeguypoll @ultimate-rat-bracket @ultimatepinkgirl @ultimate-poll-tournament

#tournaments #not a blorbo #tournament

[bebx]

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

#writeblr #ao3 #archive of our own #writer #writing #writers #whump #angst #fanfic #fanfiction #blorbo #writing tropes #writing trope #writing prompt #writing prompts #writing challenge #writing community #writing inspo #writing inspiration #writer’s block #tropes #trope #whump tropes #whump trope #prompt #prompts #whump prompt #whump prompts #whumpblr #whump community

[divorce-enjoyer]

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

#og post #yes you absolutely can tag this with your blorbos i love this shit

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

#shush jesse #this post abt astarion #hes just so painfully on brand for me #i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane #but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers #so like.....secondhand blorbo right now

[airlocksandaviaries]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

#guy is genderneutral btw #blorbo from my shows #fanfiction writing #fanfic memes #my bullshit #writeblr

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

feeling called out today

credit: _ADWills

#writing #writeblr #writer #ao3 #archive of our own #writing memes #writers #writing community #writing challenge #fanfic #fanfiction #blorbo #whump #angst #fluff #bookblr #writing tropes #writing trope #writing prompt #writing prompts #writing inspo #writing inspiration #tropes #trope #prompts #prompt #whump tropes #whump trope #whump prompts #whump prompt

[goldensunset]

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

#peach rambles #you don’t have to get rid of blorbo and squimbus!! they would look great on top of your beautiful new nightstand you’ve been excited about #hall of fame i guess #i get. the sneaking suspicion this post has inspired at least two other posts #to the effect of ‘uhmmm i was ALWAYS excited about these things??’ #yes i did have to do my own chores as a kid prommy. i just didn’t have feelings about stuff yet ok

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

#book 24 #the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this #greatest hits #all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way #and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs #a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls #not exactly war crimes but Ok #sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys #can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird…. #if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head #please be normal #will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny

[fo-ryourconsideration]

me: i should submit my f/os

me, realizing this would lead to people f/o-ing my f/os (or at least to me discovering other people who do:

me, with jealousy issues:

Lol, yeah, given that the entire purpose of the blog is to recommend characters that other people should selfship with, it may not be the best idea to submit your F/Os if you're not comfortable with [checks notes] other people selfshipping with them.

#ask #anon #not a blorbo

[maketheblorbsobrawl]

THE BLORBO SUBMISSION FORM IS DONE! The rules are both below and in the actual form!

- Only submit characters that DO NOT like to fight!  - No real people! DSMP/Sanders Sides/etc are allowed as long as it's the CANON versions, not the people. - Although you may submit several different characters... - Do NOT submit the same character several times! - Don't submit through the ask box, the form is right there!! - Have fun and be nice :)

SUBMISSIONS ARE CLOSED!

If you want me to use a specific image for your blorbo, send it through the ask box!

#not a blorbo #maketheblorbsobrawl #yes that tag is keeping the typo #its funny #blorbo updates

[willgrahamscock]

the bond between mutuals who only share one or two fandoms is stronger than an entire fandom combined… I do not know what you are blogging about but you are right, pip-pip and bing-bong are homosexuals who crave blood and understanding and I will heart that in support

#alex says things #justice for pip-pip and bing-bong #that’s what ur blorbo names sound like to me

[kiwinatorwaffles]

#sorry. Sorry #this is how i feel seeing fanart of my blorbos from asian media #especially of phoenix or apollo #kiwi’s calls #kiwi’s shitpost central

[celesse]

Splish splash 💦🐸🚿

#frogs #blobfrogs #cute frogs #frog art #frog #forg #blorbo #blorbforg #frogcore #froggies #froggo #frogposting #frogblr #cottagecore #cottagecore art #art

[a1sart]

if there's one thing this last episode has affirmed for me about Alastor it's that he FUCKING HATES being reminded that he's not the most powerful creature in hell.

Like, he hates being ignored by Carmilla when she says she doesn't care why he was gone

He hates Lucifer ON SIGHT

He threatens to KILL Husk when he dares to mention that Alastor is working for someone more powerful than him

and now this.

Alastor freaking out because he almost died. Something almost killed him. He can fucking die. There is something more powerful than him out there. And it's not something he can ignore or brush off because it almost killed him.

Alastor hates the reminder that he's not as powerful as he tells people he is. He isn't indestructible, he isn't invincible. And he fucking hates that.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #al talks about things #OUUGH HE'S MAKIN ME INSANE #he isn't blorbo yet #but he could be #anyway I've seen people say that he's freaking out because he's realizing he maybe does care #No???? that's not it??? #He's scared because he just got the shit beat out of him by an angel??? #He got reminded that there are things out there that are more powerful than him? #that's why he immediately jumps to trying to figure out a way out of his deal #because he wants to get out from under whoever is more powerful than him!!! #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor

[10-4ward]

#poll #blorbo