That’s exactly how shawty dipped to London
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Forever mad they didn’t name the second “Now you see me” movie “Now You Don’t”
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Any time someone looks away from the monitor screen, there’s an assortment of funky horrors staring out from behind the screen. But when you turn back it disappears like a messed up version of peekaboo.
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I am tired of feeling invisible. I am like the sun, radiating and shining, and giving healing energy to anyone who allows me. I am tired of staying in the background, and I won't tolerate empty words that don't translate into actions. 🌞 I refuse to let anyone diminish my light. ✨ I am going to focus on my own healing, and no one can distract me from that.
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I will never forgive the sequel to Now You See Me not taking the opportunity to be called Now You Don’t. I mean come on. It was right there
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people when trauma victims act traumatized especially in a way that is unpalatable to them because it involves lashing out and unpredictable moods and having boundary issues rather than just being demure, sad, and consumable
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look at me. listen to me. bigots and queerphobes don’t know the distinction between a trans person, a gnc cis gay person, and a cisgender heterosexual crossdresser. all of these people are just queer degenerates to them. that is why their anti-drag bills are written so vaguely as to encompass any possible mundane gender nonconformity - so they can target as many of us as possible in one ruling. and that’s why you need to stop trying to put lines between these groups in regards to ‘who’s more oppressed’ and ‘who has the right to talk about gender’ - gender nonconformity and transgenderism are punished in exactly the same way. cut one of us and the other bleeds. our fight is the same.
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one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?
bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]
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tag team? put me into every position possible? break my back? bruise my hips? spit in my mouth? growl at me? pull my hair? call me a whore? squeeze my throat? queens? please?
i’m so sorry..
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Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -
why are your legs so long?
I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?
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@wasyago ‘s recks au etho <33 i love this funny little guy sm
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