The Death Poem
Poems about every canon death on the Dream SMP, from the perspective of the killer, the person dying, or somewhere in between.
Part One: L'Manberg
8/2/2020: Eret betrays L'Manberg in the final control room • 8/2/2020: Tommyinnit bets L'Manberg's independence on a duel • 9/22/2020: Wilbur is killed shortly after his banishment • 10/16/2020: Tubbo is executed at the Red Festival • 10/17/2020: In the White House, Quackity fires a gun at JSchlatt • 11/16/2020: Jack Manifold is slain by Wilbur Soot • 11/16/2020: JSchatt swallows butane in the Camarvan • 11/16/2020: Wilbur Soot kills his country and then himself
Part Two: New L'Manberg
12/6/2020: Karl Jacobs stages his death in a bid for independence • 12/11/2020: Tommyinnit shoots down Jack Manifold • 12/13/2020: Mexican Dream is murdered • 1/14/2021: Vikkstar and Lazarbeam disappear, dying an unknown number of times over an unknown number of days • 1/?/2021: Punz and Dream kill and revive each other an unknown number of times • 12/16/2020: Technoblade takes an anvil to the head and lives • 12/16/2020: Quackity takes a pickaxe to the teeth • 1/6/2021: Jack Manifold falls into hell hours after doomsday • 1/20/21: Tommyinnit kills Dream twice, nearly three times
Part Three: Empowerment
3/1/2021: Tommyinnit dies for three days in Pandora’s Vault • 3/23/2021: Ponk loses an arm, then a life • 4/18/2021: Badboyhalo pushes Skeppy in • 4/25/2021: Foolish and Antfrost die in the fighting at the Red Banquet • 4/29/21: Ghostbur trades places • 9/14/2021: Slime takes a dip in lava
Part Four: Legacy
11/28/2021: Ranboo is cut down escaping • 2/4/2022: Awesamdude dies in Pandora’s Vault • 3/20/2022: Tubbo punches Aimsey off the Prime Path • 5/22/2022: Fundy jumps into the L’Mancrater • 8/10/2022: Connor seeks out the wrath of God • 9/10/2022: Quackity and Purpled take a dive off the top floor • 10/29/2022: The Egg hosts a party • 11/11/2022: Tubbo kills Dream • 11/13/2022: Jack sets off a nuke
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this guy had 16 minutes of screentime but stole the whole show
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Love when a show start getting popular on Tumblr by sheer mouth to mouth word and you see it slowly ranking up on the trend list till the top.
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my school's new creative writing director gave me two books of poetry :[ i love them sm already... gomez ur my favorite....
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In mine and many other east Asian cultures, the dragon traditionally symbolises things like power, wealth and strength (imperial symbol and all)
I think we often forget that in the story of the Great Race, the dragon came in fifth because it'd stopped to give people rain. Then it'd stopped again to push a rabbit adrift on a log across the wide river so it reached the shore safely (that's why the Rabbit year comes before the Dragon).
Dragons aren't meant to just be powerful - they are meant to do good with such power, and to help those in need.
So in this lunar new year, I hope you gain more power, so that you might be able to help others. I pray you have abundant resources so you may give to yourself and those around you. I wish you courage, endurance, kindness and generosity, for yourself and your people.
I hope you, and I, will be rain givers, life preservers, joy bringers.
I hope we will be dragons.
Extremely belated postscript that should have been here far earlier:
Free Palestine, Free Sudan, Free Congo 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩
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it's the last day you can rb this
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goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏
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It's almost time for Zack and Cody's reservation at the Italian restaurant
The internet on 16/11/2023:
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Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:
• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.
• Baby Gronk was mentioned.
• We discussed the Rizzler.
• “Cunty” was nominated.
• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.
• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”
• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.
• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”
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the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????
i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.
so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.
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