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lanternkiwi · 1 year

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a collection of my favorite incorrect bllk quotes my friend and i have made, directly copy and pasted from our texts

bllk manga spoilers

context: social media au! mainly featuring pxg (rin, loki, shidou, karasu, nanase, & zantetsu)

karasu sends a rin edit karasu: rin you lookin kinda ngghhh here rin: ??? zantetsu: What is "ngghhh" in this context? nanase: um shidou: ....listen i can take two itoshis rin: WHAT THE FUCK loki: You look good, Rin! rin: Thank you

shidou sends a rin edit shidou: brother hopper till i die karasu: REAL zantetsu: brother hopper? nanase: it just means he’s doing hopscotch with the itoshi brothers! zantetsu: i see… i too would like to brother hop karasu: ZANTETSU MY BOOYYY rin: ABSOLUTELY NOT shidou: HASHFFKDHFKJ

someone posts “Loki is so bbg” and karasu sends it shidou: now that you pointed it out.. karasu: right?? hes the perfect height for it too zantetsu: What is bbg? nanase: big brother guardian!! zantetsu: oh i see.. karasu, you are a bbg and then he just hears explosive laughter from the other room

and then it becomes a regular thing for pxg members to call each other bbg they’re playing in a game against bastard like karasu: BBG PASS IT HERE shidou: NICE KICK BBG nanase: that was a nice goal, bbg zantetsu rin: i’m not calling any of you bbg karasu: don’t be such a downer bbg isagi: do they… know what bbg means …? yukki: i’ve learned to stop questioning karasu’s antics

context: nagi cosplayers- reo comments on one accidentally on his official acc w a “woah” and the internet explodes and pxg finds out about it

shidou: sends the nagi cosplay shidou: NAH REO CAUGHT LACKING karasu: RHATS WILDDDKKF nanase: guys leave him alone karasu: nanase, beloved, DID YOU LOOK AT IT nanase: no..? nanase, after looking at it: OH MY GOD NOOO karasu: AKSKFKS shidou: THIS IS AMAZINGGG zantetsu: why is that person dressing as nagi? nanase: it’s a hobby zantetsu: a hobby…? rin, after looking at it: oh damn that is kinda bad..

SHIDOU WETS HIS HAIR BEFORE GOING AGAINST MC AND GOING “do i look like nagi?? what does he sound like OH OH AHEM.. hey lovebug~” karasu HOWLS and reo DIES

karasu: hey nanase come here nanase: what? shidou: we need you to dress up as nagi for us nanase: uh… why? shidou: reo might give you money karasu: we need funds for a team outing shidou: take one for the team, yea? nanase: guys he’s not gonna fall for it… an hour later nanase: so he fell for it..

context: now pxg (shidou & karasu) is just fucking with the other teams the same way they fucked with reo LMAOO

and then when they go against bastard they target isagi and bachi karau’s the one doing it this time “YO ISAGI CHECK THIS OUT” flattens his hair “i’m gonna follow the monster inside me”

AND SHIDOU LOSES HIS MIKDDJFKF isagi’s like “FIRST OF ALL BACHIRA DOESNT SOUND LIKE THAT” SHIDOU HOWLLSSS “PROTECTIVE MUCHH??” “I LITERALLY JS SAID HE DOESNT SOUND LIKE THAT” karasu: i got a monster inside me but i actually just want isagi inside me shidou: AHHAKKDLGPVOWKKDKX isagi’s jaw DROPPPSSS

when they won against ubers they had karasu fuck with aryu while shidou moaned in oliver’s ear constantly

they come across an annoying team and loki just sighs and goes “karasu.. shidou…. do it” and they just smile cause they now they know nothings holding them back AKSKFKCKDKSKDK “got master’s permission~~” “stop calling me master!” from a distance LMFOAOSKFKSKSK nanase looks at loki in betrayal and loki sighs “listen here nanase, it may be dirty looking, but getting under your opponent’s skin is a strategy”

shidou: you’re a real annoying guy huh?! kaiser: says you antenna freak. gonna squash you like the bug you are shidou: oh yeah? that’s kinky kaiser: what- karasu, from across the field: OH HARDER DADDY kaiser: WHAT?!

kaiser: the curtains about to close on your performance boys!! karasu: OH YEAH??? you know what DIDNT CLOSE?? shidou: YOUR MOMS LEGS ASSHAT kaiser: NESS GO HOME AND GET THE GUN

loki sends shidou a pass and shidou fucking MOANS “you always do me right master” “FOCUS” kaiser stops in his tracks: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU karasu: chill dude RELAX… (he gets up close to him) loosen up a little, yea~ AND KAISER JERKS AWAY FROM HIM AND SWATS HIS EAR LIKE ISAGI DID TO HIM SKDKXKSK kaisers like “what kind of PSYCHOPATHS is ego cooking up in blue lock?!”

loki sends shidou a soft pass cuz of strategy trying to get away from noa and he says “sshhhiiit aftercare already daddy?” and noa stares at loki loki sighs “I don’t know.”

shidou walks up to noa like “you’re a BIG guy huh? bet you’re real big in the-“ loki steps in “SHIDOU GOOD GOD” “whaaattt i was gonna say soccer leagues, don’t worry master you’re the Big one” WITH A WINK

shidou is so clingy but not the affectionate type more like his chin is on loki’s shoulder as he explains their formation just to make disgusting tongue sounds rin SLAPS shidou and loki dodges downwards knowing it was coming hes like “mmmm~ i like that position” and loki can FEEL rin coming and he moves so rin can smack him

ego asks for team update and loki’s just “well shidou and karasu are literally the same person” and ego cant help but know exactly what that means and put his hand on his shoulder and goes “you are very brave”

omg imagine kaiser taunts loki midway through the game, he walks up to him where he’s sitting and goes “come on out clown, i’ll make you cry” loki just tilts his head saying “you can only do that if you make me come out on the field” shidou whines “masterrrr why don’t you talk to ME like that” and loki acc returns the energy “guard kaiser until he can’t say those words to me then i’ll consider” and shidou GRINS

shidou: we're connected sae sae: well i hope my internet is bad

context: desperately in search of a therapist

mini bllk reunion is where they’re talking abt this and bachira says “you should talk to lavinho!” everyone disagrees and makes it known shidou: “steal rin’s therapist” “rin has a therapist??” reo sighs “just anyone but prince will do” chigiri nods aggressively in agreement

and chris goes out of his way to try and be a therapist for them too “you know when i was in high school-“ “when you were in high school you got suspended for streaking” “HE TRIPLE DOG DARED ME REO”

noa sees them and goes “do not listen to anything this fool tells you”

but when it comes down to it the only good advice noa gives out is soccer related 😔 “noa… i need some girl advice” “girls? when i was in high school i never talked to girls. now that i think about it… there were a few that asked me to prom but i had practice (practice he could’ve easily skipped) so i turned them all down” “…. you know what.. nevermind..”

context: pxg after party

loki snuck them out somehow IDCCC ego only found out cuz of shidou and karasu’s stories

like that scene in do revenge HELEPVJN “ego how did you-" “shidou has me on his close friends story" “shidou!" “WHAATT i talk shit about him on my close friends, its only fair hes on it” “DUDE”

everyone’s getting lit cuz they’re pxg then there’s loki being rin’s therapist in the corner but then shidou comes over, instigates and they run off screaming nanase hot on their heels, “GUYS PLEASE PUBLIC!! WE’RE IN PUBLIC!!!”

karasu’s trying to pick up girls like “uh… isn’t that your team?" “who them? never seen those guys in my life." “KARASU PLEASE HELP ME" “…?" “coincidence”

loki silently wonders if he should talk to nanase too that night

nanase gonna hit the shinji pose on the way home in the backseat fr

context: raichi "gay? i thought you were japanese?"

ppl bewildered that reo carries nagi around cuz from the manshine city vs bastard munchen match it seems that nagi is like the strongest hoe on the field then just clings onto the mikage heir then one day bllk reuinion reo flat out drunk and nagi carries him home and everyone shocked cuz nagi is so LAZY “wait they share a house?”

raichis def the oblivious one

bachi “yeah dude you didn’t know? they’ve been together since blue lock” “WHAATTTTT” chigiri “dude…”

and now they have to sit the poor dude down and explain how half of them are dating

“me and bachira just kinda clicked and now we’re together” “it was rough for kunigami and i but hey we made it” “shidou’s gay for my brother..” “not my fault your brothers HOT” “DIE” “i’m pretty sure i saw karasu and otoya kiss once” “it was practice” “not gay if it’s with the homies” raichi 😧😧😧

context: karasu "id fuck you if i was a girl" tabito

shidou: sae can get it rin: what? shidou: what? karasu: if i was a girl, i would agree with you shidou

“you know rin if i was a girl i’d be all over you” “excuse me?!” “never mind” shidou chimes in “i totally see it” rin turns around “WHAT?!”

bro probably had a “man crush” on yukimiya when it was straight up just a crush “yukimiya, i gotta say you are VERY attractive.” “oh? why thank you” “like i’d fuck you” “wait what” “if i was a girl, obviously” “oh”

“yukimiya kinda… in a bro way” “bro way?” “yeah bro way” “dude…”

"its not gay if its with the homies" otoya nods “yes.. yes.” aryu somewhat agrees, but he genuinely had a crush on chigiri and isn’t in denial of it reo’s like “that’s a thing?? i thought we were all gay” and yukimiya knows exactly why he says that and just “😒”

yukimiya: Sure yeah, because thinking of fucking your friends and telling them is normal. karasu: absolutely

karasu: just hear me out this one time yukimiya: absolutely not. your argument about this during the second selection was actually ridiculous! karasu: hey man.. i cant argue with socks being on during sex okay ITS UNIVERSAL LAW yukimiya: SAID NO ONE EVER

context: GET THESE BOYS OFF TWITTER

nah but zantetsu def made some dumbass comment on twt and reo replied with “open up schools again” 😭😭😭😭😭

reo commenting on nagi edits and cosplays imagine him going on his usual spree never realizing that was his official account and it gets PINNED ON EVERY TIKTOK HE COMMENTS ON

reo commenting on nagi edits and cosplays imagine him going on his usual spree never realizing that was his official account and it gets PINNED ON EVERY TIKTOK HE COMMENRS ON “oh my god he’s so hot” “the way i’d lick his abs” “you look sm like him?? wow?? come over??”

chigiri: aint NO way you were caught lacking THIS BAD reo: I KNOW HOW IT LOOKS

he has to jump on twitter “GUYS ITS NOT WHAT I LOOKS LIKE” in the replies bachira: caught in 4k is insane shidou: HASJCNJJFEWFN and @’s the WHOLE PXG TEAM karasu: NAHH AGAIN bachira: AGAIN IS WILLD rin: reo just log off shidou: THIS IS HILARIOUSKDJFNJ isagi: reo you have to stop doing this

reo tweeting “he’s here…..” thinking it was his private one and getting exposed AGAIN shidou’s def the one that calls him out when he thinks he got away w it @/reomikage: i really do love nagi seishiro shidou, in replies: check @ dude reo: FUCK then shidou sends a ss to the pxg group chat SKJJSNVJKD shidou has his notifications on for reo for this exact reason

HE SEES A NAGI COSPLAY AND TAGS REO “@/reomikage stays on during sex right???😘😘”

shidou in a nagi edit: “looking for reo’s comments" “here before reo 😜” “wheres reo when you need him huh”

SIMILARLY I BET KARASU GOT CAUGHT LACKING WHEN TALKING ABOUT YUKKI karasu on a yukki edit: “damn you made him hot i mean he was hot before but damn" “HES SO BAAADDD” “friend? bitch i said YOU BAD” and shidou sends it to the gc shidou: karasu ayo???? karasu: what i said what i said

karasus like “dawg have you SEEN yukimiya” and shidou’s like “mm you right”

they’re all over yukki in the pxg vs bm game when kaiser isn’t acting up

that's all me and my friend are ridiculous LMFOASKFNNAF THERES PROBABLY A LOT MORE i'll another post if we come up with more

#blue lock #rin itoshi #isagi yoichi #reo mikage #nagi seishiro #karasu tabito #yukimiya kenyu #julien loki #noa noel #chris prince #lavinho #nijiro nanase #tsurugi zantetsu #shidou ryusei #michael kaiser #alexis ness #blue lock manga

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kirame90 · 2 years

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I've been meaning to send this to you for a while now but I've been having a depressive episode lately and everything, including sending messages, has been out of my reach.

I just wanted to say I love your comic! Waiting for a new update is something that gives me reason to look forward to a new week. I also appreciate how you've been making it for such a long time and still going all until the conclusion (so by that regard you're already doing a better job than Valve 😆 ... 7th issue "To be concluded". *sniff*) Seriously, this is why TF2 fandom is so great: even when the game is ancient by the industry standards, fans keep putting out new content.

SniperSpy (opposite teams) is such a fun ship because it's pretty much bound to be an enemies-turned-lovers story but every artist has their own way of doing it, so it's always interesting to see how each person handles it. The starting premise of your comic is one of the more unique ones I've seen 😆 And on a good way, mind you: TF2 is a game known for its sometimes very absurd humour ("When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing"... Medic, HOW???), so the lifetime supply of Spy fits that tone just perfectly. So does the reason why Heavy the wish-fulfilling fairy is banned for good now, I laughed a good while at that.

I Finnish too but wrote this in English, so all your followers would be able to understand it. But feel free to message me in Finnish if you feel like it, I'm all for making new fandom friends. 👋

Oh fudge, depression is a bitch. I'm sorry to hear you're struggling with that, it can get incredibly exhausting at times. Or all the time... Have a SniperSpy hug

Thank you for taking the time to write this message, even when you're having a hard time. It truly means the world to me to know I can bring some joy into people's lives with this little comic of mine.

Yeeaaaaaahhhh the official comic... The One Who Must Not Be Named and Probably Will Never Be Finished. If it makes you feel any better (I know it won't) I came up with an idiot-proof plot that would have ended the comic before we even got to the second part: Soldier beats Olivia (who has disappeared into thin air from the actual comic) because he has no sense of morality like Saxton does so he becomes the head of the company. Then Saxton beats him up immediately after and they chase Grey and Olivia away along with their robot army. The end!

Long story told in less than one full comic. You're welcome, Valve!

Now where was I?

Oh yeah the point.

Enemy Sniper/Spy is so much fun in every possible way of how much potential it has when it comes to smut, drama, humor and well... EVERYTHING! You can do pretty much anything you want with it, depending on what you like. And I just happened to like senseless slapstick that later on turned into drama fest and now it's on fluff mode.

I seriously don't even know what I'm rambling on, this is one of those replies that just goes on and on because I don't know how to stop. Very much like my comic the more I think about it...

And since you are literally the first one who thought the FBI banning Medic from giving Kritzkrieg fumes to Heavy after sex (booyyy people didn't like that twist!), have a sneak peek of the next week's page

Again, thank you so very much for your feedback, it's always a great pleasure to hear people's comments. And I know it's such a cliché to say this but I genuinely do hope you'll feel better soon. Even if just a little bit.

#thank you #dABHBFNbvnldwfn and ask #that was a lot of words for #why do my replies always turn into essays??#k90

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sunkingwrites · 1 year

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POMPOM FLOWER :0

the funny thing is, whenever I see that flower I think of you! it’s one of my favooooriteeee flowersss, and they usually present joy and optimistic relationshipssssss (and youuu have brought sooo much joy! <3)

ahem ahem I probably shouldn’t be um being a dumbass using my phone in the bathtub after a mini photoshoot (IT WAS SO COOL) but i sWEAR i’m holding outside of the bath over the floor this time— anyways, whAT I WAS GOING TO SAYYYY- MndkajJjas I wanna paint my nails with you after I’m done taking a selfcare bathhh ;v;

I don’t even know why I’m talking about my bath- it’s comfortable… and I have no shame with my selfcare days ohmygod.. I need to learn how to stop 😭

KQJDIDI ANYWAYS BACK TO YOU, YOU DROP-DEAD-GORGEOUS HUMAN— I’m coooking laterrrr and I was wondering about food preferences (because I personally will eat anything edible as long as it doesn’t have b e a n s; I am a sucker for new things!)

sooooo what kinda food do you likeeee?? oooo and and back to the flowers- what flowers do you like as well? I swear I’m not planning anything *cough* I don’t know what you mean *cough*

POMPOM FLOWER!! FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAHHH!!

Bruuhhh it's suuuchh a pretty flower thoo aaahhhhhh

And-- PHOTOSHOOT, DID I HEAR PHOTOSHOOT??? Dude lemme get in there, imma get a bunch of closeups woo wooo, I fucking LOve photoshoots!!!! :DD

Ollie omg nooo, keep going on about your self care baatthh, VIBE AWAYYY VIBBEE AWAAAYYY!!

Ooh okay okay so what colour are we thinking for nail polish though? I'm getting you to decide because I think I have more colours so it'll be more likely to have what you choose,, and you can choose multiple colours of course of course BECAUSE THERE ARE MULTIPLE FINGERNAILS!!

uGH, yeah,, I am preettyyy gorgeeouus huh? ☆☆☆ :D

Okay uhhh food,, well since you're talking actually food and not candy-- because sour candy is where it's at-- mmmm I really like spicy food, and combining like.. every flavour that I like into one thing... because I'm verryy indulgent and I feel like that shows in the way I make things- today I had some butter turkey and rice with added hot sauce and green onions, because my mum made a turkey a bit ago and had a buNCh left over- but I should specify that I dIDNT actually make the food,, it was made for me and I just added a bunch of different shit to it like I always do--

something that I really like making is instant noodles,, then draining them and adding some margarine (cuz this boy shouldn't have butter), mayo, soya sauce, hot sauces, and a bunch of other stuff- it is again,, VERy indulgent.. but I really like it! And make sure you add a veggie aspect too cuz that'd important- but also slather those veggies in sauuceee becauseee yuummmyummyyy- oh goddss I'm getting hungry just thinking about this stufffff :')

Okay okay, so I'm gunna talk about flowers instead then-

Dude I literally don't know shit about flowers. xD I know tulips cuz they bloom around my birthday time (springg booyyy),, but I know the characteristics I like in flowers-- so I hope that's good enough

I like when flowers have a nice stem that you can hold it by, so it's easy to smell it, and easy to offer it to someone, so they can hold it and don't have to worry about dropping it

I like when flowers are bright, like they grab your attention, I like the warm colours of them- when it feels like they're reaching out to you and inviting you to smell them or take a closer look

I like when flowers have little patterns to their petals, yeah the teardrop shaped petals are fine- but I want some ruffles, some ridges and irregular curves- I need that flower to exist in its own space, existing as a separate creation in a field of monotony.

soooo yeah! I hope that's good <3

#sunkingchats #ollie <3 #tw food #mentions of food #discussions of flowers and food #kasper doesn't know flower names #so i have to imagine them as people instead and describe them that way xD #little flower peeoppllee!!

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king-there0f · 1 year

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have 4, 8, 13, and 16 for matthias, mayhaps? :D @kerra-and-company

yess absolutely i love my booyyy ;0;

4) In developing their backstory, what elements of the world they live in played the most influential parts?

My nostalgia about Cantha in Guild wars:Factions. Matthias began his life as a pure nostalgia character. I missed playing guild wars with my friends, I was playing in a piece of Tyria that was unfamiliar to me (like, not completely unfamiliar, I knew the general story beats of the other original games, but had only ever played Factions and just the tiniest smidge of Nightfall myself.) and I wanted a character that, for lack of a better way of phrasing it, felt like home. Matthias was very influenced by the idea of Cantha being cut off from Central Tyria, as a direct descendant of my GW1 main, he was a familiar character in an unfamiliar world. I didn't have any other friends playing GW2 with me at the time and Matthias felt like a little connection to the experience I had playing GW1 in the past. Can you tell I feel super normal about him.

8) What (if anything) do you relate to within their character/story?

I tend to slip in little personal details into most of my characters. Just a sprinkling, like a secret ingredient. I usually start with these, just one or two of them, sometimes physical traits, sometimes habits, or personality quirks and then those characters snowball into people completely unlike me. In Matthias' case he got my height, my love of cooking for my friends, and my good dad. In a broader sense, I feel like I can relate to Matthias' growth from someone who was pretty closed minded to someone who questions the system more. While I was never quite so morally judgmental as Matthias, I did have a very strong sense of "rule following" when I was younger. As I have grown, I have learned that a) breaking rules isn't gonna actually kill you and b)some rules are bad, and should be broken. This wasn't an intentional parallel at all! It just ended up happening that way lol.

13) How far past the canon events that take place in their world have you extended their story, if at all?

Oh uhhh...not really at all! I actually had this conversation with someone the other day who, for some characters, plans as far as their eventual deaths. I was impressed! Because I never do this haha. These guys just live permanently in-the-moment in my head forever. Matthias' story is "written" in my brain up to the beginning of EoD (because that's as far as I've played) and when I finish EoD, his story will have progressed to that point as well.

16) What is something about your OC can make you cry?

That he got so kind and soft and every time I draw him, giving him kind eyes is a TOP priority and I look into them and cry a single tear about how good of a man he's become.

#asksksksk #gw2 #original character #matthias

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after-nine-at-the-oasis · 1 year

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OOP I bet that's TK 👀👀

Seeing if there were any calls or something?

AYY it is TK :D

Ahh nah he's gonna ask for phone records

Yeah, illegal XD

YUP I was right lol

OHHH NOO

😭😭😭 I mean I say that as if I don't already know but AAAHHHHHHHH

Ope Owen, be careful lol

XD how loud it is lol

OPE NOOOO OWEN ANSWER

And there's O'Brien 😬😬

Aaaand yuuup xdd

There they all are lol

Yeah this isn't good :'))

A A H TK

WAIT THAT'S GABRIEL ISN'T IT :OOOO HE'S GOING TO SEE CARLOS'S PARENTS

AAAHHH YEAHHH 😭😭😭❤️

Oh nooo :'(((

Look at my poor boy 😭😭😭 <33

Awww hi Andrea :'))

They love him <333

A H Andrea's reaction 😭😭😭😭

Y'all themmm <333

No it's not :(( idk who it is though xdd

Ahh Grace

Ohh noooo 😭😭😭😭

Y'all I literally can't right now 😭😭 <333

Ope 👀👀👀

Okay but O'Brien am I supposed to believe that?

Eh honestly I do lol

Aww Carlos :')) pretty sure he's not trying to do anything or at least is mostly (if not only) loopy but XD still lol

But awww Carlos 😭😭😭😭

AAAHHHHH THEY'RE THERE

Oh nooo 😭😭😭😭

:'(((

OPE the detective o.o

Y E S TK GO OFF

YOUR FIANCE WOULD NOT JUST GO MISSING 😭😭💔❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Awww TK :'((((

A H H H H H H LOOK AT MY POOR BOOYYY 😭😭😭😭💔❤️❤️

Wait

He's seeing something isn't he

WHAT IS HE SEEING

Or abt to see anyway

A H YES

Wait is that Carlos's :o o.o

Okay phew no xdd

OHH THAT'S where we heard it!!! AAAAH

YESSS YAYYY SO THEY'RE TAKING IT SERIOUSLY NOW :DDD

#9-1-1 lone star #911 lone star #oasis's 9-1-1 chatter

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murk-lee-blog · 6 years

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psa

i died someone pls bury my body in a ditch full of nct merch thanks

#YALL #bOSS HAS ME SHOOK #LIKE ????#2&;93@:&;’s3$;&!!!#I WAS SCREAMING #MARK LOOKED SO GOOD #AMD LUCAS DID: THAT #OOOF JUNGWOO’S VOICE THOOO #yall see winwin gET IT BOOYYY #oh my god #all of them were so !1!1!!#i love them sm ):#nct

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mariahthelioness29 · 4 years

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You Can Stop...or Not

Paring: retired! Steve Rogers x Black! reader

WC: 3.2k

Warning: Absolute filth, mi gente, mention of alcohol, SMUT, unprotected sex ( wrap it before you let .... tap in ), medium rough sex, recording sex and photo taking. spanking, facial.

So the inspiration came around thanks to this post Thanks to @blackmissfrizzle @rasberrylemon for encouraging me and @saint-bvcky for being my enabler.

@avintagekiss24 @siancore @xbuchananbarnes @honeychicanawrites @sapphirescrolls @honestlyfrance @helahades @glittercake @lotusss-flowerbomb @buckybarnesplumwhore @canumoveurseatup-no @stacee-not-jaxx @extremelyblackandwhite @deansblackbeauty @afriendlyblackhottie @emilykjh @cherienymphe @readinginsilence100

You are at the edge of the pool, taking in the scenery. The pool blends with the vast ocean in front of you.

It is a beautiful scene, vast blue ocean with islands scattered here and there and the silhouette of mountains far away.

I’m still in love with you playing on the speakers. You sway to the rhythm.

“ I’m still in love with you booyyy”, you slurred. That wine is getting you now and you want your Stevie here with you but Stevie was not here yet, he was taking pictures of the local market for some fancy magazine about islands.

Who would’ve thought Steve Rogers as a photographer, art curator, art director ?

You smile reminiscing his first exposition, which was you and the clients of Jurnee’s beauty salon.

You and the journey of taking your braids off and giving care to your natural hair, with his Kodak Duex camera and with other cameras. Art circles and artsy people made a new meaning and something revolutionary out of it ,just as the shock of Viola Davis, taking her wig off in How to Get Away with Murder.

You laughed remembering, cause he did it out of absolute boredom when your friend, hairdresser Jurnee was taking care of your hair.

He was intrigued, you told him it will be a long time and process. Being the stubborn mule he is, he insisted on going with you. Only to be in shock how much time it takes and the procedure. His mouth was agape, when he heard Jurnee telling a woman, how much it was for her microbraids.

You never heard a group of Black women laugh that much at an expression. Steve Rogers, ex-Captain America, fought purple aliens, dropped from skyscrapers yet he is shocked at the price of microbraids.

You are a little tipsy so you step out of the pool, dry yourself and wrap your hair in the towel, like a headwrap. Dancing to your vacay playlist.

“Shake dat ting miss, Cana, Cana

Shake dat ting miss, Annabella

Shake dat ting yow, Donna Donna

Jodi and Rebecca

Woman, get busy

Jus shake dat booty non-stop”, blasted the speakers.

When you heard one of your favorite songs, You just had to get on your fours on the lounge chair and start throwing ass in a circle.

What you did not know is that a very sneaky, quiet Steve was there with his phone, recording.

Steve just sighs in content, seeing you relax, happy.

He takes his shirt off, just dropping on the floor.

He sees the bottle of wine that has gone down quite a bit. He chuckles in silent at that.

You are swaying your hips to the rhythm of those songs you love so much, oh but then you go on all fours and start moving your ass. He has an idea. He takes his phone and starts recording you. He does his best to be quiet, so that you don’t shy away.

After, coming back from the past, realizing that even going back in time cannot fulfill or make the what ifs come true. He came back but he still had a void. Sam and Bucky tagged him along to various social causes and projects to help the community and it satisfied him but still he needed the warmth of companionship.

One day he goes day drinking, just cause. He is retired and he can do whatever he wants.

You were the bartender and you clicked instantly . Your warm smile, the gold clips in your braids, your vibrant attitude. He felt something stirring in him.

He never exposed his layers to someone so deep and so fast. Maybe it was you and the Asgardian mead.

The rest is history. You have been inseparable since then.

“ Oh, what a sight for sore eyes, indeed ”, Steve sigh

You gasped, and stood up in a flash. When you turn around it was Steve

You let a breath out in relief.

“ Stevieeee”, you whine

“You have to stop scaring me like that” , you pout.

“Aww, I’m sorry, doll. Keep doing what you were doing, honey pie, you’re so beautiful”, Steve smiled again, while picking up the phone again. You roll your eyes, feeling your cheeks heat up but you do as told.

You get on all fours and start to throw your ass in a circle, you turn your head, seeing Steve in trance with how your ass jiggles. You turn around and bite your lip when you see that big tent in his pants forming.

Steve, on other hand, is totally forgetting how to breathe. You always leave him breathless with everything you do.

He loves this, that he only gets to see this part of you.

The way your white thong brings out your skin, the way you are moving sends shivers to all his body. You turn around and smile. He smiles back at you.

“ Come here, stop recording”, you faux chide him. Steve stopped the recording and put the phone in his pocket.

or… not”, You tell him, you wink at him.

He feels his breath hitch.

“ You sure, doll ?”, Steve breathes out, narrowing his eyes.

You love it, when he is so full of desire, the Brooklyn accent comes to the light.

“Let’s make a movie, daddy, not a silent one, full of color”. You smile biting your lip, you walk to him. You turn around and you beckon him with your finger.

He darts his way to you and grabs you, flush to him and kisses you.

It is passionate, fierce but slow and cadent. You feel all of him and he feels all of you.

You break up the kiss after a while. You are closed but you smile to his lips.

“ Your phone”, you point to his pocket. He takes it out and hands it to you.

You embrace him with his phone on your hand. You stretch your arm to the side , so you can record him kissing you and press record.

The glint in your eyes, let him know you are recording. You kiss all tongue, slowly, putting on a show for the camera. He nuzzles your cheek ,then he starts peppering your jaw with kisses. He dives in the crook of your neck and kisses , suckles and licks your pulse point.

You hiss and sigh with small whimpers concentrating that you don’t drop the phone.

“C’mon baby, you told me is not going to be a silent movie”, Steve reminds you.

With that he takes the phone away from your hands.

He makes you lay and spread your legs. He curls his finger and takes your thong off and throws it on the ground.

You talk a big game but when he makes you spread your legs, you still feel heated under his stare. He kisses your cheek.

You’re breathing is ragged.

He records how your center flutters around nothing, how you are glistened and glazed like an overflowing honey pot.

“Look at all that”, he says in awe.

“Fuck, all for me, baby”, he asks you looking at you

“ Yes, Stevie, all for you”, you nod, biting your lip.

He keeps recording how he slips a finger in you and withdraws it slowly and enters two fingers.

“Stevie”, you breath

“Hmm”, he just hums when you are moaning.

He withdraws the two fingers and pushes in three fingers.

“Daddy, please-, your moans die in your tongue. Steve is entranced seeing the recording and biting his lip.

Your eyes are rolled in that back of your head and your mouth agape. You are moving your hips up You whimper when he fingers you faster and faster.

He hiss with you.

He angles the phone to your face to record how your face contorted in pleasure.

You look so fucked out and he has barely begun. You whine when you feel his fingers slipping out of you.

“ Daddy”, you whine.

He licks his fingers, eyes closed, savoring you off his finger.

“So good” , he slurred

You just look at him, salivating.

“ I’m not done, doll, I am going to taste you”, he rasped

He hands you the phone. You change the camera so that it is recording him now. He blows a kiss to the camera and goes down.

You jolt and moan with the phone in hand. You grabbed the phone steady and he starts eating you like a starved man

“Yes, Stevie, make me cum like that”, you cry out and you push your center to his face.

His face flush against your center. His arms looped around your thighs. He looks at the camera, while giving fast tongue flicks on your clit.

“Ahh, fuck”, escapes you with high pitched sounds. You are squirming but he puts in your place. He enters his fingers in you again and you go cross eyed and almost drop the phone.

“ If you drop it, I won’t let you come all night, understood ”, he reprimands you.

You nod furiously.

He goes back to business, you are a moaning mess.

He sucks on your clit and slips his fingers in and out fast against that spot. Your thighs are shaking.

“Daddy, Stevie”- you shrill.

Everything is heightened, his lips on you and his beard tickling your inner thighs

You shriek, “Stevie!!” along with a deafening moan as you cum.

Steve eyes twinkle in the camera. It is the excitement he feels, because he makes you feel like this along with your taste. He flat his tongue, receiving everything you have to offer. He makes out with your pussy. You cry at the sensitivity. He smirks and then stands up.

He takes the phone from your hands, he saves the recording and then kisses you.

You both moan in the kiss, sharing the taste of you.

He breaks the kiss and grabs the upper cushion of the lounge chair.

He drops it on the floor.

You get the clue and you drop on your knees on the cushion. He presses record again.

“Take it out, honey”

You do it and it pops out of his shorts.

You love it. It is as pretty as him. Slightly curved, long and thick, head glistening with pre-cum.

You lick the throbbing vein on the underside, while looking him dead in the eye.

He exhales “ damn, doll”, with his eyes fluttering.

Little by little, you put his dick deeper in your mouth until you feel him tickling the back of your throat. He grunts “fuck”, when you cough, taking your head back. His dick is wet and glistening from your spit.

He is moaning, his hand a little bit shaky, holding the camera.

He guides your head up and down on his length.

“You like that honey pie, taking all of me?”, he croaks

You look up to the camera and your eyes smile while your mouth is full of dick.

He is a moaning mess, cursing and and his eyes close a little.

Your saliva coats your chin and the corner of your lips. You are teary eyed.

You jerk him and suck him. You gaped out of breath, you smiled at the camera, while jerking him off.

“ You like that, daddy ?”, you ask with faux innocence.

“You know, I do, honey pie”. He breathes out.

“Daddy, you are going to split me open with this” and you jerk him faster.

“ Yes, baby, I want to so much,” he croaks

You go for his balls and tug them and you flick your tongue on them.

He groans, “y/n, baby”.

You just keep doing it, while you keep seeing his mouth open, strangled moans coming out him.

“ Y-”, he can’t even form a coherent sentence. He just groans and bite his lip.

You are just bobbing your head up and down. Every now and then you lick the tip.

“Baby, if you keep doing that, I am going to cum, he rushes in a whisper

You stop and he stops recording, saving the recording.

He exhales a breath, and traces your lips with his thumb.

“You and that mouth”, he shakes his head grinning.

“ I love sucking you off, daddy”, you look up at him grinning too.

You suck his thumb and then stand up. He takes your hand in his, turns you around and spanks you hard.

You yelp, surprised by the slap on your ass cheek. It stings so good so you moan out.

He lands on his knees on the lounge chair. You sit in front of him. He brings you flush to him. He hands you the phone. You know what to do.

You start the camera, press record.

He is breathing you in. He starts kissing the back of your neck and nipping your earlobe.

His chest against your back. He snatches your biking top of you and starts jiggling your breast playfully. You both laugh at the camera. He kisses your cheek. You feel his beard tickling your cheek.

He caresses your perky nipples with his thumbs, putting a little pressure on them.

You sigh and your head falls on his shoulder, your eyes fluttering, you are still holding the phone. He says to your ear “ I love you”, honesty dropping in every word, while squeezing your breast. You put your hand on top of his and you say “I love you, too”.

“ Ass up, face down, doll”, he orders using his Captain voice.

Here I thought you loved me, hmm, you say with faux disappointment.

He laughs “ I love you so much, but let me show you how much with my body”. With that you stop the recording and save it.

You hand him the phone.

You are ass up and face down. He enters you while filming.

“Damn”, you groan. Your walls still need to adjust to him after all this time.

He breathes heavily.

Wine slow was playing on the speakers

“ I love it when you shake it, baby, you have the prettiest ass, show me how much you want my dick doll” , he grits out filming you and the scenery in front of you.

You shake your ass, almost pulling him out of you and then you slam your ass flush against his hips. You are moaning incoherent sentences, while you were moving your ass to the rhythm of the song.

“Stevie, daddy, I feel in you in- you moan- in my stomach”, you croak.

He records it all, he encourages you “ That’s it, honey pie, I’m all yours use me baby and he spanks your cheek. You whine. He takes your hip in one hand and starts thrusting his hips with madness in you.

You open your mouth in a scream but nothing other than strangled noises comes out.

He spanks your ass again. He moans when your walls spam around him.

“ Let me hear you, sweetheart”, he pants.

He grunts and groans, seeing on the phone, how much you are creaming for him.

You are whimpering, feeling him in your guts. You feel your inside getting tight, squeezing him

He groans “Fuck is like vice ” ,he grunts.

“Daddy, I’m close-, you cried out.

He pulls out, you groan in frustration: “whyyyy!”

“Calm down, baby, my hand is just tired, let’s go to the room, I put this phone on the nightstand and fuck you proper”, he explains to you.

You stand fast and he just laughs and you laugh.

“Eager little thing”, he bops your nose and you cast your eyes down, smiling.

He brings your face up with his thumb and forefinger on your chin and gives pecks to your lips.

You walk to your room hand in hand naked, the phone in his hand.

He puts the horizontally on the nightstand against the lamp and with the volume key, he hits the record.

You are laying on the bed and you receive him in your arms. You spread your legs real wide for him. You both kiss until you are out of breath.

“ I love you”, he pants.

“I love you”, you repeat to him.

He folds you more when his knees meet the back of your thighs. Your legs are beside your ears.

He starts pounding into you without mercy. The room is filled with his pants and grunts along with your cries. The sound of skin against skin. “ You’re so deep, daddy”, you cry out eyes wide like you could not believe he is this deep.

“ Take it, doll, that’s..- fuck, ahh- that’s where I belong-hmmm- deep in you”, he gruffs.

He pistons his hips against yours, non-stop.

You can only fist the sheets and moan to the ceiling.

He look so hot like that, eyes full of love and lust with his hair hanging on front of him

He feels you squeezing on him and he lets out a long moan. He knows he will not last. He starts rubbing your clit fast.

“ You gasp and you start whining, “ Stevie, baby, just like that”, you croak.

You arch off the bed with a long moan, you drop your body back on the bed, you feel electricity from head to toe.

Steve pulls outs and straddles your torso.

You start encouraging him.

“ I am so dirty, daddy, I even let you film me daddy, you coo at him

He is just jerking himself fast. His eyes are almost black from the lust.

“ Paint my face with your cum, daddy, I needed” , your smile at him.

“Fuck, y/n, baby, fuck you are such a sight,” he pants.

You stuck your tongue out to him. He was done for.

He cums with a strangled mention of your name, and a long moan and groans.

You close your eyes, smiling spurts of warm cum, landing all over your face and mouth.

Steve mounts off your torso. He sits next to you. You sit up against the headboard.

“ Such a good girl”, he says in awe. He gets off the bed and goes to his bag. He takes his polaroid in his hand.

“Say cheese, honey pie,”

You smile big for him with your face full of his cum. The picture slides out of the polaroid camera. He puts it on the nightstand. He coos “ So pretty”, looking at the picture. He sits next to you on the bed.

He scoops his cum in his fingers and lets you suck it off his finger. He does that until there is no trace of cum on your face. He kisses you deep.

“ You think we did good enough for a porn”, you ask him.

“ I know we did, pornstars, it is their job, and they do a damn good job but we are different, It is love”, he assures you.

With that he stands up and he picks his phone and stops the recording and saves it.

“ You know, doll, I like this recording thing”, he says while wiggling the phone in his hands.

“I already know where I want to do it, next”, he smirks and winks at you.

“Oh..”, you blink your eyes in surprise with a hand on your chest.

“How about tomorrow in the deserted beach on the other side of town”, he smiles.

“ Loving on an island 2”, You say seductively.

You both laugh. He goes to the bed and lays scooting to you.

He lays his head on your chest and you run your fingers through his hair. Both sighing in content.

“You know, we have our clothes outside”, you remind Steve

“ I’ll pick them up later”

This is his life right now, enjoying the world he was once denied along with you and his friends. There is only the present and he will enjoy it.

#steve x reader #steve x black!reader #chris evans #captain america #retired steve

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coweggomelet · 3 years

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volume 5

im so sad please do funny things

i know what’s coming though so

i’ll be crying while i laugh

- i love how qrow walks he looks like he has back problems

- oooo pretty waterfall

- ruby gushing over weapons is my favorite thing

- ahahaaaa frozen background gays that’s representation babey

- oh shit he just wanted to finish the job and go home 😢

- wait are all the academy headmasters characters from the wizard of oz? like ironwood is the tin man, lionheart is the cowardly lion, oz is...oz. who’s the headmaster of shade? the scarecrow? dorothy? i am 100% sure that people have already connected these dots but that just occurred to me

- oh ilia you poor little lesbian

- ahahahaaaa qrow “i did it!”

-uggghh the new intro i need my babies to be back together

- ew watts don’t smile with your teeth like that it’s creepy

- oh yeah cinder can talk now! gimme that fun ominous banter-y dialogue pleeeaase

- floating islands babeeeyyy

- ooooh i love this pilot! he’s so nice and funny and he works well with weiss. so sad he dies in a couple minutes

- adam you are such an asshole siena was SO COOL

- AAAHHHHH he’s got dad reading glasses!! i love ghira

- i would DIE i would lay down my little life for oscar and ruby the BABIES

- fuck yeah yang!! you stand up to her!!

- WE GOT TWO OUT OF FOUR GANG TWO OUT OF FOUR

- awww hugs

- of course you’re more scared than you've ever been, oscar, you are a CHILD who worked on a farm!! it’s okay to be scared!! it’s okay to have to adjust!!

- SHE SURE IS REMARKABLE OZPIN

- uh oh ilia doesn’t wanna kill blake i smell a gay

- hehehe awkward backpedal

- ooohhh man the kid... fuck, all those people are just... gone. and we can guess what happened to them, it’s pretty obvious but we’re never told exactly what happened and it’s so sad and scary

- awkward tea time with mom

- ugh raven shut up you SUUUCK

- THREE OUT OF FOUR BABEEEYYY IM GONNA CRY

- they all love each other SO MUCH this is ILLEGAL

- yesssss arm wrestleeee

- ooooo the ticking clock is so ominous

- she’s gonna come back, yang, don't worry

- weiss i love youuuu you’ve grown so much i’m so proud!!

- oh ilia you poor thing

- oh boyyyy here we gooooo!! the fake out of the century!!

- mercury. shut up. you’re a good fighter and people underestimate you. but. you’re a kid. and there’s some real big players now. no one’s afraid of you. you’re not that scary.

- god this plan is so goddamn smart. raven wears her helmet. vernal keeps her eyes closed the whole time. so fucking clever. jesus. also?? vernal’s subtle showmanship?? amazing. great detail

- aang??!!?

- i really wanna know how oz hid the vault at beacon. there’s gotta be something about it other than he’s just old and powerful, there’s gotta be some shenanigans there

- god i love this theme it’s so good. casey really just gives it her all every time and i’m so grateful to her

- oh boy the fuckin lobby here we go

- siblings amirite

- boys and girls? really cinder? let’s be more inclusive please

- surprise y’all they’re murder teens sorry you had to find out this way

- fuck i forgot how much jaune’s lil speech hurts. he’s still just so sad and he’s breaking down a little cause he’s so good and can’t understand why or how someone could be so bad. god i love my lil sweet boy he’s breaking my heart

- qrow i think the time has passed for everybody to be cool. cinder’s already talking smack. there’s no going back buddy

- “who are you again?” CINDER ILL STAB YOU. but also… good— good line. absolutely devastating

- emerald’s like “gotta protect my mommy girlfriend”

- shut UP mercury

- siblings amirite part 2

- THATS MY BOOYYY GO OSCAARR

- ooooohhhhh this muuuussiiiicccc

- ope there’s an aura break oh FUCK weiss gets stabbed in this episode doesn’t she and JAUNEY BOY DISCOVERS HIS SEMBLANCE i love him

- AHAHAHAAAA fuck her uuuuppp ruby

- ohhhhh shit here it comes oh god oh no

- god with pyrrha’s spear too. cinder’s really got a taste for dramatics doesn’t she

- oh god and the spear dissolving like pyrrha did i CANT

- when i say i LOST MY SHIT i said no fuckin way they kill weiss right now NO FUCKIN WAY and my friend had the AUDACITY to say “just watch”???? RUDE

- oooohh GET HIM oscar

- HES DOING IT MY SWEET BOY I LOVE YOUUU

- ohhh the tree of knowledge! i just got that

- there’s the grimm elastigirl arm

- SIKE CINDER THERES NO POWER TO TAKE FROM HER YOU JUST KILLED HER FOR NO REASON

- GOD WHAT A REVEAL

- again i lost my shit

- the amount of times i lost my shit and my friend had to tell me to be quiet was… a Lot

- NORRAAAA I LOVE YOUUUU

- oh hazel. can’t wait for your Growth

- THERE SHE IIISSS MY GIRL WHAT AN ENTRANCE BLAKE

- uh oh hazel is disheveled that means he’s unhinged

- oh FUCK yeah blake you’ve LEARNED i’m so proud of all my babieeesss

- WEISS what a power stance!

- THE LOOK they’re so GAY

- ooooo i love this fight it’s maiden vs maiden babey

- poor vernal. she spent the last moment of her life helping a woman who probably manipulated her and used her, and she helped her try to kill someone who didn’t even end up dying. vernal deserved better

- OH HERE WE GO RAVEN ITS YOUR DAUGHTER BITCH AND SHES HAD GROWTH

- oooo get him blake

- ooof the shoulder check. raven she fuckin nailed you on the head and did not hold back and knew EXACTLY what to say and you did EXACTLY what she said you were gonna do— run away. she is SO MUCH better than you and you will never recognize that and that is so heartbreaking

- uh oh the clicky orb thing. you’re gonna die lionheart

- oh emerald my baby. she relied on cinder so much, was so dependent on her, that she was powerful enough to make that in like 8 brains at once. that’s grief babey

- it took them. TWO WHOLE VOLUMES. to all get back together. this is illegal. and also i’m crying

- this is not ALLOWED they can’t look at each other like that my heart can’t take it

- awww qrow’s default really is just taking care of kids. good guy

- i’m always so exhausted at the end of a volume

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dumfukdessier · 2 years

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TW/CW: a vent ??

My whole blog I guess has a trigger warning but I feel like I should add it to this too because I really don’t want to trigger anyone and I fear now that anything I post could be considered pro. I’m in a phase where I’m overly romanticizing anorexia because I lost my restriction streak, and yes that’s horrible and disgusting and I shouldn’t be doing it but I really need something to grip onto right now, something to ground me. I keep imagining things and god I imagine life feeling so good when I’m thin, I know it won’t be but it’s all I can think about lately. I want to be underweight by new years so I calculated it and it’s so possible, almost easy actually. But I just can’t do it and I know I shouldn’t want to do it but I really really do. I gained almost all the weight I lost over the summer back and I know it’s not water weight because I’ve been binging since September. It hurts oh my god I feel so bad about everything right now, I’ve always been the type to wallow in self pity and it really sucks but it’s not as easy as just pulling myself out of it. I want to be tiny when I hangout with my friend on new years eve, I want her to envy me holy fuck that’s horrible, it’s so horrible. I don’t want her to compare herself to me ever I don’t want her to feel bad about herself but at the same time I crave people looking at me and wishing they had my body the way I’ve done my whole life. I’m not going to just blame this on the disorder, I need to work on this part of myself so it doesn’t become a toxic trait. I feel like I’m breaking, I have been for awhile. Someone at school who I used to be friends with is causing unnecessary shit and I really don’t know what to do about it. She’s making things up about me and has been turning people against me and it feels like so many people are just mad at me now and it’s scary and intimidating and being in that building scares me, I hate it. I hate all of it. I remember people talking badly about her behind her back all throughout middle school and I always stood up for her only for her to call me a cunt behind my back and say she was only my friend because my half brother is her cousin to her friend at the time. Then last October I went to her house for the night and I made the mistake of telling her that my SO had cheated on me at one point, there’s so much more to the story and I 100% have never been mad at them for doing it nor has it hurt me because I trust that they’re loyal now. She spent the entire night trying to convince me that they don’t love me and that they’ll just cheat on me again and it really messed them up for the night as well as myself. She would not back off and at one point she was calling her boyfriend at the time and got his attention by calling him baby over and over again, when he asked “what?” in the most dry voice I’ve ever heard she told him she loved him and he said it back in the same tone. Then she turns to me and says, “see that dessy? My boyfriend actually loves me” like what the fuck? Ouch. Totally uncalled for. Then. OHHH BOOYYY THEN. She asks me if I can come over about a month afterward, I tell her no because the last time wasn’t the best on my end. She told me I called her boyfriend “Daddy” when they were calling, and that’s exactly what she’s been going around telling people now. Some bullshit she made up a year ago to place a negative blame on me and put herself in a victimized stance has been going around and because people around here are fucking stupid people somehow care and now I’m hated for it. I know I shouldn’t care BECAUSE they’re fucking stupid for hating me over some bullshit that A.) never happened and B.) was made up and supposedly took place over a year ago and C.) SHE HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND NOW AND POOR DUDE HAS TO LISTEN TO HER WHINE ABOUT HOW HER EX FRIEND APPARENTLY CALLED HER EX BOYFRIEND DADDY LMFAOOO LIKE WHAT?????? Oh boy it gets worse, my friend was hanging out with them and the girl who was talking badly about me was scrolling through her snapchat story and saw something about how larger people were getting charged an extra $2 for something and she said “sucks to be fat” then completely denies it, but not before DEFENDING IT BY SAYING SHE WAS ANOREXIC FOR 4 YEARS DUDE WHAT THE FUCK. If you didn’t say it then why fucking defend it first of all, second of all what??? Not an excuse to be an openly fatphobic cunt???? Please excuse my language but I’m honest to god fed up with her, all of this is ridiculous honestly and it baffles me that people still stand by her. Really tells you a lot about a person lmfao, or maybe they’re scared she’ll fuck them over if they try to back out. That’s what she does. God dude this is so messed up. I love how we got from “i’m romanticizing a mental illness and kinda hate myself for it but can’t stop” to “dude the audacity of this bitch” lmfao.

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monachopism · 4 years

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major spoilers (sorta) for the new tatbilb fyi

Imma live blog this bc I can't stand making a separate post every time I have a thought

HOO BOOYYY John Ambrose marry me holy shit

I cannot get over how fucking attractive

EYE-

I am crazy about John Ambrose already

I sjhe

Nah nah it was josh

That has got to be the most intense right

THE SNICKERDOODLES

#pensivebaking got me ROLLING

I love kitty but I am severely terrified about her meddling

That shits not healthy

omg Zach demsey is singjng

omg I love Isaac (is that his name?)

I am so nervous for Peter and Lara Jean jesus christ IM STRESSED

how did he manage to do that clasp so easily

HE WROTE A POEM

THATS SO SWEET

omg chris is dating Zach demsey

That's actually adorable I wanna see a while movie about them falling in love

John Ambrose scares me but I love him

that jawline eye-

why do they have that bigass staircase at an old folks home omg

she's so sappy and I love it

I love the old lady and if she dies I will riot

Peter is too much of a himbo to write a poem that pretty I knew it

ah his name is lucas

THATS BECAUSE U DONT KNOW HIS BAGGAGE YET YALLLL

omg I love peter

this is how the entire live blog I'd gonna be apparently

Lara Jean BE HONEST

I'm trying so hard to take Peter seriously but it's Noah Centineo BUT THE WRITING

my best friend lost her virginity in the back of a car fun fact

Peter is so considerate sjshsh I cant

Take a shot every time I say I love Peter Kavinsky

John Ambrose is becoming less and less desirable to me

nah they're too similar I don't like them together

If they have a moment in the basement I'm gonna lose it

ah fuck

no thank u put it back

she is not okay holy shit

her FACE

please stay with peter please stay with peter

I don't like this bro

this is SO TENSE

Thank u for breaking the ice Peter I LOVE U

Thank u FOR HONESTY

but they're still gonna have some moments I saw it in the trailer

ugh I love them

I LOVE TJEM

Poor John Ambrose :(((((

any boy who plays music well WILL win my heart

but only mine not Lara Jeans

You can't just play piano and talk at the same time and think I won't fall in love w u

BUT STOP

she belongs with Peter and that's that

OH THANK GOD THATS OVER

omg I love the dad and that lady

they're so cute

I love Mrs rosschild (Rothschild??)

she's so good

I love Peter Kavinsky SO MUCH

she's really dressing up for him 😍💝💕❤️💙

oh shit

did he really fucking

He was waiting for JEN

What the fuck

I want to CRY

I just want girls to go to sleep and wake up without their false lashes fully intact that is ALL I ASK

the song really got me feeling some type of way

I will be learning that song later I vow

that's a great shot. with the jellyfish. love to see it.

I am in so much pain with them not together HDHD

the soundtrack slays AGAIN

that cover of girls just wanna have fun is so perfect holy cowwww

Please be to Peter please be to peter

oh shit

I didn't see that coming

Hi jen

Thank u for redeeming jen

I was hoping for that

that's really cute

I like how they did that

HER DAD!!!!!

do people actually send selfies on imessage or is that something i just miss bc I don't have friends

holy shit she looks so good

I be gay in this chillis

I love old people so much

John Ambrose is considerate too but I will always been team peter

girl u can't do that your poor arms

sshdhdhshs STOP IT

Ah fuck me

Oh shit she knows it wasn't right

YES

GO BACK TO THE OTHER BOy

HE KNOWS TOO DHHDHD

I can't I'm so happy now

I love Stormy SO MUCH

These movies are so great. SHES GOING TO PETER

I love a good romcom

There was so much more emotional complexity in this one OMG HES RIGHT TBERE HES RIGHT THERE SJHDHD I CANT I

I LOVE PETER KAVINSKY SO MUCH

IM GINNA CRY

Y E S B I T C H

were back in business motherfuckers

Oh that was so good

My heart is happy

#to all the boys i've loved before #tatbilb #tatbilb 2 #to all the boys: p.s. i still love you #to all the boys 2 #tatb2

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Transformers Headcanons

Bumblebee

Hugs: is always happy to give or receive one! Oh, you want him to pick you up? Sure! He feels better about being smaller now, because he doesn’t have to worry as much about crushing you.

Cheek kiss: his cheeks are actually really sensitive, so he’ll definitely squirm happily at the contact

Belly kiss: chirps happily and lets you lay on top of him if you want

Neck kiss: doesn’t know what to think at first. What does that mean in human culture?? Nonetheless, he enjoys the tingly sensation.

Kiss on the lips: is definitely shocked at first, and tries his best to match you. He’s happy when you smile at him.

Tickles: his laugh is strange to someone hearing it for the first time, as it’s rather synth-y and staticky, but he is touch-starved and craves attention like this, so he loves it.

Being complimented: oh he totally hides his face, and his antennae twitch slightly from embarrassment

Being dominant: is really gentle and cautious with his movements, more out of being unsure than anything

Being submissive: if you want a reactive sub, booyyy you got it. Anything you do to him will most likely have him being a moaning mess

Cuddles: he loves it when you sit in his lap. He thinks you look like those earth-things that humans keep as pets.

Spark touching: is really scared at first, and shies away from you when you first reach out for it, but after you convince him you won’t hurt him, you touch it and he jolts a bit at first, but then just melts into it.

Optimus Prime

Hugs: he’ll happily give you a hug if you want one. He will pick you up and gently press you to his chest, chuckling a bit and saying that he would hug you like a human, but he doesn’t want to hurt you

Cheek kiss: flushes a bit, clearly not used to the attention

Belly kiss: his mouth twitches into a small smile. He can’t help but squirm a bit. It tickles!

Neck kiss: is absolutely adorkable. He flushes darkly and asks if you are sure. When you ask him what he means, he says ‘i thought this was some kind of human mating ritual…?’. It’s too precious

Kiss on the lips: he can’t help but smile at how cute you are and he will pet your head carefully as a form of affection

Tickles: is very ticklish, and has a surprisingly wheezy laugh. It’s also quite deep. He gets confused when he sees you flustered by his laugh.

Being complimented: thanks you, and tries adorably to compliment you. It usually sounds a bit odd, but he means well.

Being dominant: is extremely careful, and focuses on pampering you and making you feel loved.

Being submissive: is very patient and helpful with you trying to figure out how he works. He will most likely wind up being more embarrassed than you though once you find out how sensitive he is...

Cuddles: will hold you in his arms like a baby and do what you like. You want your hair played with? On it.

Spark touching: is a bit reluctant, but he can’t say no to that face. His spark is brilliant and bright, and he gets flustered if you stroke it or compliment him on it.

Megatron

Hugs: growls, but puts a hand on your back in return

Cheek kiss: recoils and stutters a bit as he chews you out

Belly kiss: is more confused than angry, wondering what your fascination is with his midsection

Neck kiss: gives you a curious look, but that’s about it

Kiss on the lips: at a loss for words at first, but then flushes and turns away

Tickles: has a deep, thrumming laugh, pounding his fist on the nearest solid object as some pitiful attempt to get the sensations to stop without touching you

Being complimented: grunts and acknowledges what you said, blushing a little bit

Being dominant: is somewhat rough, and enjoys watching you squirm

Being submissive: being what? In all seriousness though, the only way he’ll be submissive is if he wants to be. Which is more often than he cares to admit, especially if you’re a gentle type, as he loves being pampered.

Cuddles: this is his main form of apology. If he scares or hurts you, you can cuddle him for a bit. Or if you’re sad. Otherwise good luck. Also he is totally not playing with your hair. Nope. you’re just imagining things.

Spark touching: says no for a long time before finally caving and letting you do it. He is surprised by how much he enjoys it.

Starscream

Hugs: thinks your trying to attack him at first. Once you explain what hugging is, he demands a ‘do-over’

Cheek kiss: gets really blushy and squeaks out a confused thanks, not knowing what else to do.

Belly kiss: he growls a bit, frightening you. That is, until you see his flustered and rather pleased expression, encouraging you to continue. He also enjoys belly rubs, though he would never outright say it.

Neck kiss: after you finish, he touches the spot you kissed and looks at you with a look of wonder

Kiss on the lips: shies away if you linger long enough. He gets flustered with personal contact.

Tickles: like his name suggests, his laugh is loud and rather infectious. If you keep it up long enough, he may even snort, which embarrasses him to no end.

Being complimented: tries to ignore it at first, refusing to face you. Once you look at his face, you’ll see tears in his eyes as he asks why you say these nice things about him. If you continue to compliment him and comfort him, he will absolutely not know what to do, opting to just sit next to you and shyly grab your hand in his.

Being dominant: is sexy and knows it. He knows just about every kink in the book, so he has got it covered.

Being submissive: is surprisingly nervous at first. As long as you are patient and encouraging, he will be more than happy to have you overpower him more often.

Cuddles: won’t say it, but he loves it when you lay on his belly. He also enjoys it when you gently stroke his wings.

Spark touching: seems almost dejected when he shows you. Once your eyes adjust, you find out why. His spark is dim and damaged. Once you touch it, it seems to flare to life, brightening up a bit. He immediately gasps at the sensation running up his spine, before he finally relaxes into it, smiling ever-so-slightly.

Soundwave

Hugs: doesn’t really care. He lets you hug him whenever you want.

Cheek kiss: nods in acknowledgement

Belly kiss: tilts head curiously

Neck kiss: seems slightly impressed at your bravery

Kiss on the lips: looks slightly amused by your attempt

Tickles: no reaction for a bit, before you can finally hear a deep, robotic chuckle emanate from him, sounding almost musical in tone. He sometimes tickles you as well, almost as if asking you to do it again.

Being complimented: a smiley face appears on his screen, but that’s about it.

Being dominant: is definitely efficient, and doesn’t even try to give himself pleasure, as he sees no real point in it.

Being submissive: but if you insist on making him feel good, he’ll actually be quite flustered. He’s mostly silent, except for the occasional grunt

Cuddles: moves his tentacles toward you, offering to wrap them around you. If you decline, he will simply let you press up to him.

Spark touching: you can actually hear him hum a bit as you play with his spark, eventually hearing him speak a little, if he feels like it. Usually saying something along the lines of ‘i am pleased’

Blitzwing

Hugs: is surprised, and hugs back slowly

Cheek kiss: gasps, and glares at you half-heartedly

Belly kiss: jumps a bit, clearly surprised at your gentleness

Neck kiss: melts his icy demeanor instantly, instead turning him into a shy mess

Kiss on the lips: this. This is the kicker. He has no idea what to do. Kiss back, or will you think he’s weird? Don’t, but then you’ll be upset? Whatdoido

Tickles: has a smile that trumps the joy of christmas. It’s that cute. He will start speaking random gibberish while trying desperately to keep his composure, which of course won’t last very long

Being complimented: doesn’t think you’re talking to him until you say his name. Then he becomes a flustered mess

Being dominant: depending on what personality he is, you will get different treatments. Icy is gentle, hothead is rough, and random is… well, random

Being submissive: tends to switch between his personalities a lot the more pleasure he feels

Cuddles: is a little uncomfortable with it, as he doesn’t want to randomly change personalities and hurt you by accident, but he will let you snuggle up to him once in a while

Spark touching: doesn’t mind, and finds it quite relaxing

Please send me headcanons on these guys or ask me for other headcanons ;-; i need them in my life

#it finally happened y'all #transformers #headcanons #bumblebee #tf bumblebee #optimus prime #tf optimus prime #megatron #tf megatron #starscream #tf starscream #soundwave #tf soundwave #blitzwing #tf blitzwing

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