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existentialterror · 3 months

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Fellas, if your story has...

Way too many narrators

Self-aware weird formatting

A metanarrative

Courier font

Meaningful colored text

The story existing as a piece of media within the story itself

A fucked up house

An unreliable narrator

Just way too much about the romantic lives of people who suck

That's not your story, that's

#homestuck #house of leaves #light writes #long post #h/t regicidaloptimism for help crafting this bespoke homestuck house of leaves shitpost #homestuck spoilers //#<- uh I think not major ones but I'm only partway through act 6 act 6 #EDITED: wasn't actually courier in the screenshot switched it with a correct one

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year

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it is. so weird to me that I'm having to say this again after a real-life cartoon supervillian already once ran for president on a platform of hatred & fascism and won, but.

it's November, please fucking vote

#not a shitpost #serious post #this election cycle will DETERMINE what legislation gets passed #it will DETERMINE THE FUTURE OF ABORTION RIGHTS AND GAY MARRIAGE AND OTHER LGBTQ+ PROTECTIONS #the supreme court plans to destroy as much progress as possible and that means we have to rely on congress to protect those rights #which they can only do if the Dems control the senate and the house #we are in FULL BLOWN DAMAGE CONTROL MODE here #especially because it is still somehow perfectly possible and actually probable #that the festering pile of garbage in human form who recently tried to overthrow the government will end up back on the ballot in 2024 #we still haven't recovered from 4 years of trump and if we don't show up at the polls it is perfectly possible we will get another 4 years #vote this november to protect basic human rights #and vote in november 2024 so we don't have to survive another 4 years under trump #because many of us--the most vulnerable of us--won't survive. and many many more will suffer #vote to protect yourself and your neighbors. vote to protect those who most need protection.#vote because it is the right thing to do #vote out of kindness #and vote out of spite--because billionaires are spending insane amounts of money to prevent you from voting #so tell them to get fucked and vote anyway #do it out of spite and do it out of heart and do it out of rage and do it out of love #show up #us politics

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lyrichi · 2 months

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Beel, walking up to mc: do you wanna go to Hell's Kitchen with me?

mc, one ear bud in and only half paying attention: the fox show starring Gordan Ramsey??

Beel: ...what?

#dawg I would watch that shit w my mom #all the time #istg #and house hunters #I only think of the show when someone talks abt it in shitposts #yeah #okay #obey me crack #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me #obey me mc #obey me beelzebub

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realbeefman · 8 months

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house md summary seasons 1-3

#transfem wilson is real to me #i need to make an edit comparing all the dennis gender moments with wilsons..#guys wilson LITERALLY paints her toenails #there are only two options: hes a homosexual or a woman #btw #house md #hate crimes md #house md shitpost #lisa cuddy #james wilson #greg house #the ducklings

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snowberryc · 7 months

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I know Scary Monsters event already happened but it wasn't halloween season and I was rewatching the story.

Like imagine Malleus asking to borrow Ramshackle

He was so smug saying their venue was at Ramshackle, and I quote:

lol Sebek, whos gonna tell him

#twst #twst shitpost #malleus draconia #twst malleus #twisted wonderland #art #twst crowley #dire crowley #i think they only decorated the outside of ramshackle so the inside is still yuus house #deuce dw yuus still got a place to sleep #twst art

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janothergay · 6 months

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If only Camille had survived so we could have seen her gate crash Toby and “Tina’s” wedding

#only shitposting because I’m still processing #lots of love for my favourite messy bisexual and her cute (ex) assistants #camille l'espanaye #camille usher #proud bisexual #kate siegel #igby rigney #aya furukawa #the fall of the house of usher #fall of the house of usher #fall of the house of usher spoilers #tfothou spoilers #tfothou #mike flanagan #bisexual #gay #renata sorrah #telenovela

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levmada · 11 days

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with how flexible and small levi is he could curl up like a pillbug and/or fit in a suitcase or something

#i was going to add 'probably' but i wouldve been kidding myself #thinking thoughts #a house is collapsed after a titan attack w a scout?? ppl?? inside and only levi is small enough to crawl underneath #he has to get drenched in mud + covered head to toe in sawdust w dirt and blood smeared and stuck in his hair -#but doesnt hesitate for a second #bc thats the kind of angel he is :3 #levi ackerman #shitposting #I GUESS #levi aot #levi.thoughts

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drbtinglecannon · 2 years

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Remember when Darius taunted a group of teens to try to escape, instead of telling them upfront they weren't being kidnapped, and in response they crashed his ship?

#toh #toh shitpost #darius deamonne #any sport in a storm #still one of my favorite scenes it was soooo funny! darius: try harder lol. emerald entrails: ok *crashes the fucking ship*#then he had the audacity to be mad afterwards lmao! you baited them! you could've just told them 'hey im drivin you home' but you didnt!#anyway i love darius hes my favorite bitch #also i kept time it actually was about 12 seconds later & this is a canon spongebob time card so it was too perfect #ok wait but not only was this scene hilarious it was directly before the him bonding w hunter scene which is v important to me #emerald entrails #toh emerald entrails #tc posts #the owl house

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mossflower · 1 year

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MY BOY GOT SCREENTIME!!

#i specialise in making low quality shitposts that are funny to me and me only <3 #toh #the owl house #caleb wittebane #toh spoilers

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afiananvandot · 8 months

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THE OOONLY HOUSE THAT’S NOOOT ON FIIIIRE YET

#lemon demon #shitposting #shitpost #neil cicierega #view monster #the only house that’s not on fire (yet)#music

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snowyh2o · 3 months

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Funny thought: imagine if the place the hotel was built on used to be where Alastor’s radio tower was.

Dude comes back after going MIA for 7 years only to find his home’s been demolished and there’s now a new tacky looking hotel built in its place. And then decides that he’s not moving somewhere else and sticks a radio tower onto the hotel and starts living there.

(Lucifer was the one who demolished the old abandoned radio tower to build hotel there, this is why Alastor has beef with him)

#hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #shitpost #head empty no theories only dumb AUs #I do wonder what happened to the place Alastor used to live in #after his 7 year absence #can’t imagine it’d be left alone #but also can’t imagine people would wanna mess with it #like some kinda creepy haunted abandoned house #they’d think it was cursed or something #and just not wanna touch it

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theaceofarrows · 2 years

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"The Owl House is on hiatus. There won't be any new content for months"

For you maybe, but my headcanons and theories only grow stronger by the day

#the owl house #toh hiatus #toh shitpost #my brainrot only grows in inensity

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deadbeatescape · 6 months

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james bond poster art is so funny. hes crashing and burning in a helicopter fight but he freezes time so he can look you in the eyes and raise his eyebrow and go "hmm yes"