#ons 99

[allegedly-human-uwu]

Existing on tumblr the past few weeks

#i feel like i got 80% of the plot and lore already without ever engaging with the actual material lol #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #imma be honest #i dont care for 99% of manga / anime #i tried multiple but it didnt work out #but this one speaks to me #because of the autism #and the food #and the senshi panty shots

[lildoodlenoodle]

Have we talked about the Miguel Burger yet?

I just wanna know if it was his idea, if he authorized it, or do the other spiders just think it’s rlly fucking funny and do it to annoy the guy?

I need to know WHY

#ITS KINDA CUTE #the Miguel meal #O’Hara patty? #the 99 burger #2099 burger.? #miguel o'hara #across the spiderverse #spiderverse spoilers #into the spiderverse #this was during the miles chase scene with all the other spiders #miguel ohara #probably a call back to the miles morales Burger King red bun thing #I’d love to see a punk Hobie brown one #with little SPIKES #if Gwen got one it’d probably look moldy 😭 #pavs would also b cute #ATSV #ITSV

[mwagneto]

sorry idk but the way the world is so fast and the people in it still want it to be faster is sooo annoying to me. people groaning while standing in line for 3 minutes people being mad the train ride is gonna take 2 hours people complaining that the bus is a few minutes late people being angry that construction work is taking months even though it used to take decades. don't you see the world is already so so so fast in every single aspect can't you understand that being mad will do nothing and just make your mood worse. enjoy the moments of stillness you're given. just stand in line and look at the people around you. sit on the train and watch the scenery. you'll get there.

#it's literally one of my main pet peeves not even sorry actually!!!!! esp ppl loudly complaining while standing in line or #when the train's like 2 minutes late coz it has to stop and ppl start yelling #hell even if it stops for 2 hours. who cares who cares who cares unless you're late for like a weeding or smtg who cares !!!! #literally just relax slow down. look at your phone idk #this one should be it's own post but like when people complain about budapest public transport it makes me so mad.... #bruhhh shit's on time 99% of the time and it's like. outstandingly good compared to any other city #hungarian infrastructure in general like are the trains the best NO but they get you pretty much anywhere for like 30 cents #calm down !!!!!!!!!! #barking #humans

[thesoftboiledegg]

#tweets #extremely relevant to my fandom #'WAH WAAAH WHY CANT BIRDRICK BE PLATONIC WAHH WAAHHH NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE GAY' #lmao 99% of protagonists end up in a straight relationship even if the characters have no chemistry #we can't have ONE same-gender relationship? #this happens in other fandoms too #I saw a wednesday/enid ship post on facebook and the comments were an endless spew of 'wah wah why can't they be FRIENDS' #who the fuck said they can't?? #you just don't like it because it's a WLW ship

[cock-holliday]

US transphobes are running with a new gotcha of “you never hear about WOMEN becoming MEN, hmmm curious!” and everyone is saying that you don’t hear about it because trans men are completely under the radar and like…that’s not true!

Did I hallucinate the “little girls are mutilating their bodies” “mentally ill girls are taking hormones” “what happened to our lesbians” “you wanna be a man I guess I can hit you” arguments that have been made for years??? Some of the main talking points of JKR???Hello!?

People are erasing trans men and it’s YOU TOO!

#transandrophobia #transphobia #transmisogyny #yeah trans men do get erased #yeah they don’t get targeted in the same way as trans women #but to pretend no one knows about them is patently false when various anti trans groups are even MORE aggro about trans men #so many anti trans books are about trans men specifically #99% of stories about ‘mutilation’ and ‘doctors FORCING HRT’ are about trans men #LJsm

[todays-xkcd]

I love their cover of 1,200 Balloons, Dalmatians, and Miles.

Supergroup [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Ponytail, Cueball, Megan, Knit Cap, and Hairy are in line at a theatre box office, the marquee above announcing "Playing Tonight The New Supergroup: 176 Pilots, Seconds of Summer, Non Blondes, Live Crew, gecs, Doors Down, Inch Nails, Republic, Direction, and Seconds to Mars".]

#xkcd #xkcd 2905 #supergroup #webcomics #music #twenty one pilots #twenty øne piløts #5 seconds of summer #4 non blondes #2 live crew #100 gecs #3 doors down #nine inch nails #onerepublic #direction #30 seconds to mars #101 dalmatians #99 red balloons #1000 miles

[violent138]

Time traveller Dick Grayson from the future: "Oh wow, you guys are fighting Mr.Freeze right now, I kind of remember that actually. Where are you at by now?"

Tim, figuring there's no harm: "Uh, we are kind of stuck on his location, don't suppose you'd help out?"

Dick, who has completely forgotten: "Sorry, I think that'd mess with something or another. Just know that you do figure it out." pats Tim on the back

Tim: "Great, very helpful. Also, in your time, does Freeze ever stop?"

Dick: "Stop what?"

Tim: "Trying to defrost his wife? Honestly, at this point I'd have given up, I can't imagine anyone that's worth it like that.

Dick, mentally telling himself: *do not think about the clones right now, do not think about the clones right now--*

Dick: "Well let's just keep an open mind, huh?"

#Dick: love does.... crazy things to a person #Tim:??? #Dick: you got 99 problems but a boyfriend ain't one #*space time continuum implodes* #Dick Grayson #Tim Drake #Batbros #Batfamily #Batman #Dc comics

[tubbytarchia]

Missed drawing these two too

Bonuses

#rendoc #still thinking about them a lot #always #hermitshipping #sorry for the weird empty area in the first one. It was my attempt to make it take up less of people's timelines #this art is so embarrassing lol but man I like when Doc's drawn as a big goat man I have no defense I plead the fifth #or well at least it becomes embarrassing when its. shippy #whatever Tumblr people are usually cool so here goes!! #I am 99% a fluff and hurt/comfort person. Idc how frisky these guys get in fanon all I can ever think of is fluff sorry #Also contemplated implementing Doc's accent into the dialogue but I am forever paranoid of offending someone lol #idk how to write accents etc but you guys will make it sound fine in your heads I'm sure #hermitblr #tubby art

[dramatic-long-coats]

Rest In Peace dearest Andre Braugher. You will be terribly missed. 😭♥️

#I wasn't ready for this!!!!! #daddddddddddd #captain dad #I AM SAD #why are all the good ones dying?????? #take Woody Allen! #aight imma head out #andre braugher #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #captain holt

[callisteios]

i made a uquiz to figure out which greek god you share vibes with

#uquiz #quiz #classics #gods #greek gods #i made this on no sleep so im sorry if its a bit rude #tagamemnon #also no one told me these take effort to make #i mean not a huge amount #but still #herakles is a result but im 99% sure you can't get him #you're welcome :)

[theabigailthorn]

New episode of Philosophy Tube will be on Nebula this week - I just need to render and do the subtitles and metadata!

The YouTube cut will be out on December 8th!

I'm excited for this one, I reckon it's some of my best work - especially on the editing

#philosophytube #philosophy chube #my presentation in it is pretty good too #generally pretty pleased overall! #not that any of that matters #on youtube 99% of it comes down to title and thumbnail #bit anxious cause this one spins off in a few directions which makes a title tricky #but I will do my best!

[alabyte]

Just a little headcanon:

As a child, Crosshair's hair was dark except for just a small white strand somewhere at his temple. But with age, the white strands became more and more numerous - due to genetic mutations, the hair on his head lost color in sections until it became completely white.

Maybe in just a few years he'll start saying that the amount of stress his brothers are causing made him go gray in his cadet years.

#honestly i cherish this hc so much #my favourite one at this point #crosshair #crosshair tbb #tbb crosshair #the bad batch #tbb #clone force 99 #cf99 #star wars #sw #also tested new custom brushes while colouring still figuring out if i like it or nah

[valyrfia]

“Lestappen are cosmically fated” I say into the mic. The crowd boos, I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. “She’s right” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row stands: Chinese F1 commentators, all of twitter, all world champions from the past decade and a half. Jos Verstappen, everyone who ever had the misfortune of karting with them, and Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc.

#I find it quite funny that it’s the one thing that 99% of f1 fans can agree about. Leclerc and Verstappen are WEIRDLY intertwined. #lestappen #charles leclerc #max verstappen #formula 1

[cloned-eyes]

Hunter: senses things

Crosshair: sees things

Tech: knows things

Wecker: likes to blow up things (also has a fat ass)

#the bad batch #star wars #clone force 99 #Tbb Hunter #Tbb crosshair #Tbb tech #Tbb wrecker #Welcome to my brainrot #Kaminoas really where like Lets give one ass tiddies and tall genes an let the rest suffer

[soulspark]

#pokemon the power of one #pokemon #m02 #moltres #pokeani #pokegraphic #90s anime #this was made in 99 so it counts #oldanimeedit #gif

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

wear headphones :)

Transcript:

As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.

Is that a strap-on?

Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.

Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!

End transcription

Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.

I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #gabv1el #WEAR HEADPHONES. PLEASE. PLS. SAVE YOURSELVES. #suggestive #<- if i use a 'stronger' tag than that im 99% sure the post gets shadowbanned from showing up in the tags? #never ask me for anything ever again. #why did he say any of this #i dont know. #surely this will make people unfollow #or will it do the opposite #at this point. i have no idea #animals. all of you. ANIMALS. its ok im one too. we're in hell (together) #i didnt make the gif im sorry all i know is that its from twitter #yeah sorry for the recycled audio. i only have the 2 whimper clips...... so far. #but the actual talking parts are all new #i want to see that angel obliterated. send tweet. #smiles. evilly. #i dont know about you guys but im normal #anyway #if he somehow ever finds out about this blog im krilling all of u............. pls............ #he cant know we are farming clips #(mostly joking) but yeah id prefer if this didnt spread past tumblr pls omg #we are past 700 followers now. idk what to say other than. wow. #ok surely no one is reading to this point. bottom gabe real. canon. true. thanks. #lets never speak of this again