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chrrywvea · 11 months
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* deep into a pitch black night at the mitchell-kazansky household *
pete: tom?
tom, half asleep: hm? what
pete: would you still love me if i was a-
tom: pete. maverick. darling, love of my life, my dear husband, it is 3 am. YOU FINISH THAT GODDAMN SENTENCE AND YOU'RE SLEEPING OUTSIDE-
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You know a characther is fucked up and traumatized when they are wearing one of these
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casmick-consequences · 6 months
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literally the king of oneliners
[part 2]
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Every fall out boy song is like *nonsense lyric* *nonsense lyric* *the most profound cunt serving couplet in the English language since Shakespeare that sends you straight back to middle school* *nonsense*
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bigmeatpete69420 · 2 months
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Bless whatever I was going through in 2019 that merited me to leave this review for domino's pizza
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tttyg era where vampire pete finds ybcpatrick and takes him home. sees a fucked up kid and goes. hm you're mine now:) sing in my emo band boy
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frogcabbage · 6 months
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Pete and Lucius below deck fucking nasty:
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ghostface-knight · 4 months
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i've got some big news for the person who left this comment on the black friday trailer
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heaveniowa · 7 months
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keep a calendar, this way you will always know.
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Nerdy Prudes is so funny, it's like: Local prude Grace Chasity has one (1) sexual fantasy. Six dead, four injured, one driven insane.
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stellarspecter · 6 months
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Jon Matteson and Joey Richter in Nerdy Prudes Must Die (2023) / The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals (2018)
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mayhasopinions · 7 months
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i will never shut up about how one of the most brilliant and beautiful lines in all of fiction is 'you are a monster. a plauge. you defile beautiful things.' and how the entirety of OFMD is a response and rebuttle to that. queer people do not defile beautiful things. we only want them, and we deserve them. we are beautiful things. we can wear fine things well.
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sourscratched · 3 months
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unsleeping misc
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anotherpapercut · 6 months
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is anyone else just trying to keep it together and finding that it gets a little harder when it never gets better or is it just me and that guy from fall out boy
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foolsocracy · 21 days
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gotta add another noir variant to the gang
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yourlocalabomination · 3 months
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“The spankoffski bros are played by the same actor, they both can’t be on stage at the same time!”
Wrong. Joey has two hands.
May I present the superior solution:
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