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calmthefuckdownalright · 2 years

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hiiii! cld you do a yan!wilbur with (gn) reader who constantly wants to go places nd hates being in the same place for too long? /nf

have a good day/night!! :]

Hiya! Yeah I'd love to thanks for requesting!!

Warnings: Yandere behavior, stalking, gore and blood mention

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Over the years you'd inherited the title of The Nomad. You didn't stay in one place for long and if you did it was out of necessity. You were a traveler. An explorer of the land. Someone who didn't stick around, free of commitment.

"Thanks again for gathering this stuff for the museum." Eret smiled faintly and you returned it.

"Yeah of course. Just tell me when it opens and I'll stop by." You finished off the exchange and took your payment of diamonds off to another adventure. It was refreshing. The constant moving around.

When the whole world actually began you did have roots. Roots in the forests outside of the Greater Dream SMP...and L'manberg. Key word: had. Past tense.

Your cabin didn't exist anymore. After the L'manberg war started it got destroyed in the aftermath. That was when you had first shone your face to the world. When you got recognized.

Needless to say you didn't stick around. L'manberg was unstable and the men running it unhinged according to rumors. You had seen one of the men before. A tall brunette named Wilbur dressed in a General's suit. He held his head high and stared down the tyrant that was Dream.

You didn't pick a side but if you had to have you might've chosen Wilbur's despite the ruthlessness of Dream. Everyone knew Dream would do anything for power so when the second war came around of Manberg v.s. Pogtopia you vacated. Schlatt was stupid and Wilbur had gone off the rails completely.

"Whoa there!" You ran into something stiff and you stumbled back gaining your balance again.

"Sorry about that!" You rushed out and looked up at the one you'd accidentally ran into.

"Not a problem. You're The Nomad correct?" Before you stood Wilbur Soot, or Revivbur as everyone called him now. You'd been off adventuring the decade and a half that whole debacle went down just occasionally visiting back for deals on priceless goods you'd found on your ways.

"Revivbur." You nodded and gestured to him with a small smile. "Uhm, pleasure to meet you." You outstretched your hand and Revivbur's face flushed a shade of pink before he took your hand and bowed to kiss it.

"Wilbur please, and the pleasure is all mine. Can't say we've properly met." Revivbur straightened his spine to his full height, gently removing his hand from yours leaving a cold path behind it. He towered over you and a mischievous smile cut his face.

"No I guess we haven't. I'm Y/N." You said and swallowed as the light flashed over the reddish hues of Wilbur's eyes.

"Right of course." Wilbur chuckled and lowered his head. "Say, I know you're a busy person but might you want to have dinner with me tonight?" Wilbur smiled and it felt like the whole world could fall at his word. The honey smooth sound of his voice penetrated the stone walls you'd built around your heart to keep from it settling down more roots.

"Tonight?" You stammered and watched as his face lit up as your face flushed. "Erm, well I-I guess that would be okay. I've got to get on the road soon but an evening back can't hurt." You broke a smile at Wilbur being met with a charm that made your knees weak.

"Perfect, I'll come find you around dusk. 'Kay?" Wilbur winked and you nodded in agreement. "Don't go too far."

And with that you somehow had a date. Somehow a single man, a man who had been the source of your home's destruction, had broken down your walls and gotten you to come eat dinner with him.

"I think I met your son today Phil." Your brow furrowed and you looked out the window of Philza's home at the snowy lands surrounding. By foot it was a several day travel to Philza and Technoblade's home in the north, by horse just hardly two, but by rail it was maybe an hour. Long ago you'd made an underground rail system to take you to the places which you frequently visited.

There was one at the Greater Dream SMP of course, one into your personal mines, and one here.

"Did you? What'd you think of Wil?" Philza sounded happy and he examined the shield set on his arm with an oily rag.

"Charming." You said simply and Philza laughed.

"Sounds about right. I'd be careful though, he used that charm to fool a lot of people back in the day." Phil warned.

"Jesus man, no wonder people call you old. Who the Hell says 'back in the day?'" You teased and Phil threw the rag at you. Someone caught it before any impact hit.

"You think I'm charming?" Wilbur Soot smirked at you deviously and heat flooded your face despite the cold chill that was everywhere, inside or out in the snowy base.

"Wil, what're you doin here?" Philza asked, his smile faltering just a little but perking up as soon as you seem to have spotted it.

"I've come to pick Y/N up for our date." Wilbur said matter of factly and ran the rag over his fingers tauntly like a bind. His fingers wove around the fabric expertly and a knot as tied somehow without you seeming to notice the exact origin.

"Date? You didn't say he asked you out on your first meeting." Philza's eyes shone with concern but the smile hid the foreboding look.

"Well I would've had he not shown up so quickly. I didn't even realize it was getting around dusk, sorry you had to come all this way to find me." You apologized and Wilbur offered his arm, tossing the rag back to Philza.

"Don't worry about it darling, I'll always know where you are." Wilbur's smirk widened and his pupils dilated. The words sent chills down you back but not necessarily bad ones. Something about someone caring enough to know where you were felt...good.

Dinner was fantastic and you left on a travel for a few weeks promising to come back in time for another date Wilbur had planned. This was how your relationship went, he always sent a letter with you containing a poem or simply a declaration of admiration for you to read whenever you felt lonely or missed him. Wilbur was very confident you did and he was correct.

One might've called his devotion so early on creepy or uncalled for but after doing your share of research you could empathize with him. Thirteen and A half years alone in his own specially crafted limbo Hell. You shuddered now atop your horse just think about it. You were on your way back from a four week excavation for Eret's museum again. Much longer than you'd been gone from Wilbur before.

Deep down you worried he might've moved on.

"Darling you're finally back!" Wilbur greeted you almost as soon as you entered the territory of the main sector of the Greater Dream SMP.

"I had to come back sometime." You smiled and dismounted the charcoal mare you rode. Wilbur embraced you with a long and loving kiss tight to your lips. Something was off. You pulled away and sniffed.

"Wil what's that smell?" You cocked an eyebrow at him and pulled his sweater to your nose, taking in a deep breath. "Cinnamon? Wilbur you smell like cinnamon and vanilla." You stepped back a little, your fears clawing at your throat.

"Ah yeah! Its not what you think I swear! I've been making some potions lately and believe me they reeked so I tried to recreate your scent though I think I applied too much before I came here." Wilbur smiled and clutched your wrist tightly before you could jerk away. Your heart calmed as the smooth syllables of his words ran over your heart. He caressed you gently on your cheek.

"I would never cheat on you darling, but I do get so so lonely. You can't blame me for wanting something of you." Wilbur hugged you and his words tickled your ear causing a blush to rise in your face. Wilbur was not your first partner. Over your adventures you had courted many but none of them had lasted over the course of your longer journeys. All of them left eventually.

"I don't Wil, I just..." You pulled away to look at his face. His beautiful beautiful face. "I just haven't ever had someone care so much to stick around this long."

"Well all those people are fools." Wilbur growled a little and your eyebrows perked. "C'mon, lets go back to mine. I've got a surprise for you!" Wilbur smiled and took the reigns of your horse to lead you away.

"Darling, can I ask you why you travel so much?" Wilbur said on the way.

"It's mostly just because I can't stand being in place. Probably some underlying trauma I've repressed into being a crutch of social anxiety or something." You joked and let out a chuckle. Wilbur only allowed a faint smile.

"Have you ever thought of staying?" Wilbur looked over at you but kept walking on. "In one place I mean. Putting down roots perhaps?" He pressed. Your chest tightened as the memory of L'manberg's first founding. The chaos it had wrecked on your home in the woods. His chaos.

"I did once..have roots I mean." You cracked a half-hearted smile and let your face close off.

"What happened?" Wilbur dared asked and stopped, you following suit.

'You' You wanted to say. The pain of watching your home burn in the revolution became fresh and for a split second it felt like the world was clear again and you realized just who exactly you were dating right now.

"Nothing. It just....didn't work out for me in the end." You shook your head and pushed away a comforting hand. The air shifted to something dangerous and tense as Wilbur led you on.

"Do you have any preferences for dinner?" He asked and tied up your horse to a fence post. You shook your head.

"Something warm I guess." You smiled and went inside the makeshift house. Wilbur wasn't the best builder that's for sure. His house was cluttered and half put together as if in a rush. Chests were disorganized and there was a crafting bench every few steps. It smelled of old cigarettes and burnt vanilla candles.

You settled down onto his couch and reached for a book that sat on the table beside the furniture. You saw the first few lines and knew immediately you shouted reading it.

Journal Entry 2,145: Eret's Journey

Today was hot. And I mean hot. I'm not sure why they decide to go through a desert every time they go out but I almost had to leave my coat behind just to keep following them.

I saw them stop and let their horse get a drink from the oasis. It looked like some trading went on,nothing unusual, and then they smiled. Not the smile like they got a good deal but the smile I give them. The smile that I ONLY get to give them.

I wouldn't hurt my little star but I can't trust the rest of the world. They're perfect. They're everything wonderful and I've only known people to want to destroy that. It's a struggle to allow Eret near them after everything they've done to us, to me, but a complete stranger?! I don't know their name but they're certainly chatting up my little star.

Even from behind the building I could see the blush on the villager's face. They weren't horribly looking and most Desert civilizations didn't have the normal long nosed and warting faces the plains did. And that made it all worse. The fact that there was a chance they could steal Little Star from me.

You stopped and looked up from the page. It was a struggle to not run away crying. You flipped to the last known entry to see how long ago 2,145 was.

Journal Entry: 2,227

82 days...you'd been with Wilbur almost three months and as you did the math in your head using the times you'd been gone with the days you'd been back it was equivalent to 83. You looked towards the end of the journal entry 2,145 and went still.

The villager struggled that's for sure. Definitely did not like having their hands cut off. This way they can't touch Little Star. I left them out in the desert hoping a little they would bleed out or some bird or wild animal would get to them. Little Star is mine and they will be forever. No puny trades person is going to hurt them or take them away from me.

"Y/N? Whatcha got there?" Wilbur's voice cracked your senses open and you turned around quickly. You remembered the villager from that journey. They'd been so nice and friendly, even offering a place to stay for a while. Sure romantic interest was always a possibility but no moves had been made and you weren't interested in a relationship was the last thing you said to them. They'd been missing when you came back and a patch of sand had been dried with blood and scraps of cloth was outside of town where you came in. You had assumed a llama had been separated and cornered by some coyotes or the buzzards got them.

"N-Nothing. Listen I know its soon but I've gotta run. I forgot to pick up some frog lights for Eret. I'll be gone a while and-" You started to gather up yourself and head for the door. Wilbur's eyes darted to the couch and spotted the open journal. His eyesight, although not the best, could see by the intensity of the writing you had found one of his special entries.

"Little Star, why are you trying to get away from me? Am I not good enough for you?" Wilbur grabbed your arm and stopped you. By the way you struggled he could tell you were scared. Terrified. "I would never hurt you. I love you Little Star. Please, let me love you."

"Wilbur please let me go!" You protested and pulled again at your arm. His grip tightened and his other arm whirled up to hold your chin to face him.

"Y/N. Please. I've only ever done it for you! Everything is for you. I can't be without you Little Star." Wilbur's eyes flared with a red glint that reminded you of blood. The blood in the sand. The blood of how many others that had gone missing from your journeys.

"You're a stalking monster!" You tried to move but Wilbur was too strong. His sly smile turned to one of hurt. The scar that ran down his face and left some of his right side a greenish decaying color twisted with his face into a look of despair... and rage.

"I am the best you'll ever have my dear. I'm the only one that's going to stick around for a nomad because I'm the only one willing to follow you!" Wilbur growled and pulled you closer to him. Your faces stood inches apart and his breath mingled with yours. For a second the moment was tender and soft. Someplace you might have kissed him deeply had it not been so terrifying to get here.

"I don't want anything to do with you Wilbur Soot." You whimpered. His grip loosened for a heartbeat and you took your chance. With all the force you had you hit him. The taller man stumbled back stunned and you ran, mounting your horse and practically ripping the lead off before darting away to the horizon.

Wilbur held his face where you hit it. A smile spreading on his lips as blood seeped from his cut along the flesh. He watched you ride away. He watched you from his own mount, a chestnut with a white blaze. He followed you. Fought you. Loved you all the way. Together you saw many places. Kingdoms and villages.

No matter where you went he was close. He was getting closer every second. He hardly slept and spent most his night watching you toss and turn in the frantic nightmares. He longed to comfort you. Kiss your temple and hold you. Tell you it was alright.

One day he'd get his wish. For one day you would become tired of running from him and you'd stop. You'd let him hold you. You'd let him kiss you and love you in every way he could. One day you would do the same to him. It was just a matter of time.

He'd follow you to the ends of the Earth and you would follow him into the dark.

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#yandere!wilbur #tw yandere #c!wilbur soot x reader #c!wilbur #c!wilbur soot #gn!reader #tw gore mention #tw blood #yandere!wilbur x reader

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barbiegirldream · 2 years

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So let me see if I can wrap my head around this correctly. From the perspective of a Queer POC boob:

Ranboo can look at a bunch of threads of, essentially, a non issue of POC twt fans whining and pissing their pants because a closeted Queer person chose to actively help a community he was more familiar with than a community he would no absolutely NOTHING about (and would probably have some horrid ass takes like Tubbo/Phil did about the slap shit, eugh), but somehow feign ignorance and even JOKE about the rapant Queerphobia going on in his community, especially towards one of his supposed "close" friends- not even at least TRY to say to be kind towards him or others, even if you don't like him (Thank You Wilb, god bless) AND have the audacity to ignore the countless people sending him the thread, when it didn't even take HOURS for him to notice those threads by Pissbaby POC, and even address it not once- but THREE TIMES (Discord, Twitter, and Twitch).

But somehow. Someway, Dream's fans (I'm not even gonna dignify with Stans because at that point, this term is just derogatory for me) are the ones who bend over backwards for a white man who what? Isn't labeled? Doesn't even know where he falls on the spectrum, but still tries to at least acknowledge the hardships- no marter how minor- that his fans go through w/ the rampant Homophobia/Queerphobia going on in the world? Even taking pot shots at Chic-fil-A? A company who was outted for actively funding Anti-LGBT groups????

"BUT THE KKK/ISLAMPHOBIC EDIT-" At least that edit was years old and Dream- whether he made it or not- owned up to it and apologized to both groups one way or another.

"BUT THE DRUGS DRUGS TWEET-" Was made months ago and wasn't even making fun of Black People, let alone even targeting a specific Group to make fun of- but he still apologized for anyway.

I feel like I've been a huge fan of the wrong mf, I'll take the white prev. conservative Queer man who actually knows when shits fucked vs the White Queer man who actively was teetering the lines before activing his "Queer" trap card (not even an exaggeration either).

mhm I think what's different mainly is Dream had to put in the work. He was raised with no background in how to be supportive of the type of community he ended up fostering. That being poc, women, nd people, queer people, jewish and Islamic people. But he wants to be so he listens to his fans and he has an open line of communication with them. If you dm him a concern about something serious it's really likely you get a reply directly.

And Dream does respond to everything like literally everything he responds to. And if he thinks an apology is in order he gives one. He did address the edit for eight minutes and apologized for it directly. With the drugs drugs tweet he said he had no intentions of fostering harmful stereotypes so he deleted his tweet he got what people were worried about. Because he listens one thing Dream has always advocated for is the opportunity we as an online international community have to listen to one another and learn from one another.

But Ranboo doesn't want to put in the work. He thinks recognizing that he's white is enough to be anti racist it's not. He thinks being gay means he can't be homophobic it doesn't. Ranboo is 18 and I think he absolutely can grow and improve but it's a little upsetting to see he's so opposed to actual criticism he would let a friend and fellow cc be harassed by his own fans. Like someone tell Ranboo that Dream isn't responding to things because they're being spammed at him but because he wants to foster a better community and knows open communication is the best way to do it.

#discourse #long post

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rusty-jester · 7 months

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RUSTY what happened on charlies stream i couldnt watch and ur the resident liveblogging mutual i trust u to know what happened

OK OK OK.. imma put this under a readmore since there was. A LOT but heres a quick summary.

Charlie Slimecicle logged on, stream title was 'trust' in binary and he had this skin on;

He looked around for Codeflippa, but couldn't find her. Cellbit and Philza came over to eggxile, inquiring about his ticket (012). They talked for a minute about it before Codeflippa came down the ladder, causing her and Slime to panic and try and hide her even though the two had clearly seen her. Slime tried to gaslight and threaten them (ineffectively) before Codeflippa said it was okay that they had seen her, and he mostly calmed down. Slime leads them down to the mine/cave after asking Codeflippa if it was alright to show it; he tells them about how he encountered Codeflippa. Phil tries to interrogate Codeflippa a little, but to little results. She says she doesn't remember anything other than her dad and a few other things. Codeflippa gives Slime a book of 'egg tasks' which are; '-FEED THE BABY A FOOD WITH [gibberish] -LEAVE A MESSAGE TO THE PEOPLE YOU CARE THE MOST -TAKE PHOTOS OF 5 DIFFERENT PLACES -RIDE A BIKE OFF THE WALL' Cellbit comments that he understands why Slime kept her a secret, since everyone would think he's crazy; Slime says that he's never done anything crazy, his voice then glitches and there was a glitch overlay on the screen for a second. He doesn't acknowledge this. Codeflippa is given a green onion, which she accepts for her first task. Phil and Cellbit try to ask Slime about the corrupted slime on his shoulder, and he dodges the question. Cellbit pokes it and he reacts negatively, saying he felt lightheaded, and then saying he felt fine as his voice glitched again. Roier then joined the party. They talked for a minute before Slime went to go to Mariana's place (codeflippa calling mariana mom) Slime told COdeflippa about the Flippa monument, and insulted him a bit as they waited for the others to catch up. They started putting TNT all over Mariana's house to 'decorate' it, playing a game where they theorized about the code structure behind them. Codeflippa said 'it looks like [gibberish]' twice and Slime 'read' them with the glitchy voice, crashing when he read the second one. Codeflippa got a raccoon she named 'RACCOON F U NN Y :)' Codeflippa and Phil made a L out of tnt on the top of Mariana's house,a nd they deemed that the message. They went to spawn to go do the picture tasks, Pol, Bad and Mouse all meeting Codeflippa. Scaffolding was placed and everyone messed around that for a minute, SLime falling off of it at one point and going down; being revived by Codeflippa. Mouse asked if he was good and Slime said that he was, but again he was glitchy. They then took a picture in front of the federation building, on top of the scaffolding, in the adoption centre, in front of the titan and then near the train station(?) Slime gave Codeflippa his paraglider and a bike, letting her ride off the edge of the wall. He jumped after her in panic without anything to break his fall and somehow didn't die, relived to see Codeflippa unharmed. Cellbit said that Slime could come to him whenever he needed help, and said that Slime could trust him. He wished everyone farewell before taking Codeflippa back to eggxile and putting her to bed, giving her a goodnight kiss. He sat down in the chairs next to the firepit and mused about his day, and how he felt like he was becoming a better parent. He was relived that everyone was so chill about Codeflippa, and said that this was the happiest he's ever been in a while. He ended stream, and his minecraft skin changed to this;

#rusty responses #solitair-e #THIS IS A DOOZY BUT. A LOT HAPPENED

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bukseknapp · 1 year

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Hi hi I can’t remember if I’ve already sent you an anon about this or not because I sometimes think about stuff I wanna say but then forget to say it but I just wanted to let you know lilsimsie showed up on my YouTube page one day and I remembered you talking about her and despite not watching anyone play sims since Dan and Phil I decided to check her out and now I’m like super super into her like I binge the legacy series before bed like I’ll watch some and sometimes fall asleep and have to go back the next morning to find where I fell asleep and I’ll watch it during the day and other random videos and she’s just so great I love her

omggggg!!!!!!!! thats great and fun i love her sooooo much like,,, her. girly pop sillyness its such like a Moment yk <- like the rick astley bit and the birthday kazoo and the one sided rivalry with eliza pancakes and stnaley humphrey nd the fire toilet and the graveyard in the garden and i could probably mention a hundred things more silly goofynesses but like Besides that shes also just even more great like shes so Nice yk. like even the way she controls her twitch chat and shuts down people for misbehaving theres just a goodness in her idk how to explain it but Godddd i love simsie🥲💗🫶

#.a #does this make sense.

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koipiu · 3 years

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:] /hug

/hug :D

#actually ive come to the conclusion that your sona is the Best to draw for hugs #i wanna draw more hugs now #i think i will draw techno nd phil hug #m in the mood for hugs after this nd the kinda angsty phil animatic actually (sorry for anyone i made sad with it D:)#hugs cai many times #you are so wonderful and a hug but person i think #a hug but person but also like those Huge heavey knitted wool blankets #and big sweater jumpers :D thats why i drew the sonas in jumprs #and sittin undera tree nd its sunny in a field and the wool balnket #thats you i htink :]#bug scrimbles #i do think you would give really comfie hugs #like the kind you could fall asleeb in #uh an ask i thimk #cai!!!!!#:3

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streaming-yn · 2 years

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(☁️) here are some ideas !!!! :D

character ! forgetful ! y/n !!! ↴

"y/n visits what l'manberg used to be and they hear the wind whisper the "national" anthem, while they calmly sit on the glass that phil has been using to cover all the holes and falls on the ground, and that little whistle-y sound is something they realize they will never forget ; they don't know why or how, but even months after going back there, they still remember the song. they feel happy for finally being able to remember something, even if they don't truly know what happened there, but that's okay."

"y/n finally has an actual talk with ranboo about feelings, memory issues, and how everything is affecting both them, and the people around them, and maybe they both feel heard for once. and maybe, just maybe, there are a few tears here and there."

"y/n spends a nice evening at tommy's place, helping him plow some land to sow a few apple seeds, getting to spend time with henry while they watch the sun go down, and later on make some hot chocolate, inviting some friends over to pass the time." ( fluff nd comfort yee :D )

"BAKERY. BAKING. BAKE. + NIKI. NIKI AND Y/N BAKING."

"techno teaches y/n some life lessons while they train, and techno spills over something he maybe didn't have to. oh well, mistakes are bound to happen from time to time."

"y/n meeting friend >:)))"

"they see themselves weakly walking on a field, and then a sharp, sudden flash of pain hits them. they wake up on the same field, surrounded by wheat, a small house making itself visible through the hills far away. home?"

( i kinda wanna write some more so if you want more ideas just lemme know !! :D /nf )

sorry this took so long, but I tried my best on them, I hope u like them :DD

!!: all people mentioned are the characters they play on the dream smp, not the streamers themselves, nor are the characters reflective of what the streamer would say or do

trigger warnings listed under each before the writing starts !

1) y/n remembers the national anthem, though bittersweet memory, a memory nonetheless

tw // (past) war , (past) violence , numb-ish?, angst but only kinda but you can def see it

y/n visited L'manberg, they haven't done so in a long time, knowing something big happened and not wanting to possibly trigger a crying spell. their shoes tapped on the glass that covered the craters, though they didn't worry of it breaking. they felt an indescribable feeling when looking at the once lively county, the country people started referring to as "l'manhole". the named seemed obvious enough, but they never understood why it was used regardless because even though it was blown to bedrock, it was still L'manberg, was it not? did it not hold the same value as before purely because the structures were gone?

they guess they never will understand it either. they sit in the center of the barren country and look around at nothing in particular, the wind caused them to close their eyes. it caused a melody to play as well, one well known by everyone who had a place in their hearts for their old home, though whether it was simply imagination or not y/n didn't know. they didn't care though, remembering the country's anthem provided them enough comfort to overlook what caused the notes. they sighed contently and let their body relax, though the song left a bittersweet taste in it's tracks, they were just glad to finally remember something.

2) ranboo and y/n have a much needed heart-to-heart, causing pent up emotions to leak a bit

tw // emotionally constipated , self-blame , crying , burns from crying

y/n preferred to keep quiet about their emotions, they would state their opinions loud and clear, but never emotions. even to their brother, whom had them sat down with him for a talk about

"I just- I know, I know everything isn't my fault, it's just.. feels like it. Pretty often too.." your brother looked at his fidgeting hands instead of you. He opened up before you, being less scared than you about being vulnerable. You nodded in understanding, and stayed to listen for a bit more

You don't know how long the two of you were talking, but by the end you legs felt stiff from not moving and there was a few more scars at your waterline, same for ranboo, none on your cheeks though because you quickly used the blanket to soak up your tears, and your brother did the same. But despite the burning waterline and obvious signs you just cried, you were both smiling a bit, happy to finally be heard.

Maybe being vulnerable isn't always so bad.

3) fluffy not action-filled day spent with tommy :)

tw // idk? you cut Tommy off once, so,

As soon as you woke up you got ready as fast as you could, grabbed anything you needed and left the house, making your way to your best friend's house. He promised today was going to be a day for just you and him to hang out and you were excited, chill days never come around anymore! As you arrived at the agreed meeting place, a lake near a few trees, no one really comes here too often so you wouldn't be bothered while waiting for Tommy. Soon he arrived and you two headed to his house, talking about your plans for the day on the way.

As you arrived you tried to recall what he said was first "I sai-" you cut Tommy off, shaking your hands in front of you "no no no, don't tell me, don't tell me umm I think we were going to farm? But I forgot the rest" you recalled what all you remembered of the plans, causing Tommy to give a thumbs up towards you. you cheered with a smile, causing a smile (well, I slightly bigger one, since you where both already smiling) from Tommy as well, before quieting down so Tommy could tell you the plans. as Tommy started talking, he also started walking to the farming site, already having gloves, seeds, hoes, and a slightly tattered, really dirty, beige satchel (to carry what you harvested). "so what I was thinking, was after farming we could chill over with Henry while we talk and wait for the sun to go down then go to my house and have a sleepover! though, I'm not sure what exactly we'll do when we get home."

you nodded "that sounds like a lot of fun!! and don't worry, we can find something to do once we get there!" then you both started planting seeds and harvesting finished product. you and tommy kept messing with each other the whole time though. you scooped up some water and threw it at him, thanking whatever made the gloves because they were waterproof, and just smiled at him because he couldn't do the same to you unless he wanted to harm you.

then he splashed the ankle of the side that want ender man causing you to jump, not expecting that. in retort, you threw seeds at him, they stuck in his curly hair and a few stuck to his arms and hands because they were still wet. after the throw you distanced yourself from him and watched his moves to see what he was going to do next. which was surprisingly nothing, he didn't do anything back? he just looked at you before finished up with his side of the farm (you finished already). then he put the satchel back on — he really needs a new one, you'll try to remember to make him one — and started walking off to where Henry was, motioning for you to follow, so you did.

once close enough he hooked his dry arm around your neck and brought you down to his level and shook his open hand all over you hair, causing the dirt to transfer, and any hair accessories you had to either fall out if loose enough, or get crooked, and your crown fell off as well. you put your hands on his elbow and back to use as an anchor as you tried backing out of the headlock, twisting your head in different directions to see if it would be easier. if anyone were to pass, they would probably mentally compare you to that one scene in bolt where bolt got his head stuck in a fence.

you paused, having a great idea to get him to let go. you stopped holding yourself up, and your dead weight fell on his arm and gave out, but you caught yourself before your head hit the ground. "oh my god I hate you" you huffed, joking, as you picked up your crown, fixed your hair (and any accessories), and put the crown back where it was.

"now I gotta wash my hair" you whined, Tommy, after finishing the pet on Henry's head, flicked your forehead "glad I did it then! man, you stink" "TOMMY!" you gasped in mock offence

later, as the sun was almost done setting, you guys said goodnight to Henry and went back to Tommy's house, wanting to be inside before it got too dark. as Tommy closed the door behind the both of you, you suggested hot coca, and maybe inviting friends? he agreed, leaving the inviting to you as he started making hot coca in the kitchen.

you pulled out your communicator and whispered to ranboo, if he wanted to have a sleepover with them. after that, you paused, who else should you invite? your brother was a given, but who else? tubbo? him and Tommy are friends. no, that would spoil the whole mood because you're scared of him. jack? no, even though you and him are friends, him and Tommy have this rivalry? or whatever you would like to call it. Fundy? no, no one is super close friends and it's be a bit weird to ask as a friend that's at arms length. oh!! purpled?? you've been wanting to become friends with him! ah, no, you're not even friends, it'd be weird.

you put down the communicator beside you on the couch and rub your face. you can't think of anyone else! like, maybe a few more people, but inviting anyone other than a minor would be weird. you call over to Tommy, who peeks his head out to look at you. the back of the couch faced him so you turned around and folded your arms against the back of the couch and put your head there, explaining your predicament.

after a few sentences exchanged you two decided three people in enough, you didn't want it crowded anyway. he went back to making hot coca and you put your hand on the front door knob and called back "I'm waiting out front for ranboo" and waited for his reply before leaving. "sword is in the corner near the door, take it with you!" you grabbed to sword and left to wait in front of the house, which, didn't last long. ranboo came into view rather quickly, and you both headed inside.

the rest of the night the group of you, Tommy, and ranboo spent talking, joking, braiding hair a little, a small bit of baking before Tommy kicked you out of your kitchen because wow you don't know how to cook to well do you? (you're not that bad Tommy's just overdramatic istg 🙄/lh), and occasional, short games that are typical (would you rather, truth or dare, you tried paranoia but it's no fun with 3 people), but got boring quick.

4) BAKING W NIKI !!!

tw // burns from clumsy/forgetful baking mentioned a lot, here's the childhood c!y/n content I promised a while ago 🤲

you decided to visit Niki today, hoping to be able to help her out and just hang out! you spent all of yesterday in the mines and nether, so you would rather wait a few days before doing that again. and baking is the perfect de-stresser! ah, or that's what you've heard — you haven't baked in a long time, but you're hopeful that it'd go well anyway! Niki's a master at this! it doesn't look that hard anyway.

this would be your first time baking in a long time! last time you cooked or baked was when you were very little, your parents had set nights out of the month for you and ranboo to make dinner – with their help of course – to prepare you for living on your own! two nights per kid, per month. usually, ranboo wasn't in the kitchen while you were making dinner but one night while it was your turn to make dinner, you were 13 and insisted you could do it alone! you're not helpless! so ranboo decided to stay with you this time to make sure you didn't start a fire, but hid under the guise of just wanting to hang out this time. you were forgetful even back then, so it slipped your mind that ovens make things hot – even though that was the main purpose. ranboo – who was previously recalling something that happened yesterday to you – suddenly heard the clattering of metal and a yelp, his head shot up to look and found the pan and it's contents across the floor around you, fanning your stiff-looking hand while looking hurt. he immediately got up and got the honey to put it on both your hands while you tried not to cry, not wanting water burns along with the burns on your hands. "sit down." "but, wh-what about dinner? we won't have anything to eat if I dont-" "I'll make it, please sit down, your hurt"

you smiled after recalling the memory, you're glad you could remember it! though you suppose the only reason you remember it is because ranboo hasn't let you alone in the kitchen since then. once you snap back to reality you realize you're already at the bakery, so you push open the front door and a small bell goes off, alerting your entry, and Niki comes from the back. she smiles and waves you over, you choose what to bake – simple chocolate chip cookies were a safe choice, so that's what was picked – then she showed you around the kitchen.

you happily followed her around the kitchen as she showed you where to do what, even an emergency eye wash station in case you ever get anything potentially harmful in your eyes during baking! though, you assumed that even if you did get stuff in your eyes you wouldn't use that, instead opting for crying and rubbing your eyes with one of the many soft towels she had set to the side, you didn't want scars across the entirety of where your eyes are. it'd be like a scar mask, and although you thought that sounded cool, it'd probably (definitely will) hurt like hell.

Niki got out all the ingredients and had you pour and mix all the dry ingredients while she did the wet ones. you made nice conversation, she even mentioned that she only recently got back into baking! you said you were glad she could return to something that made her so happy, especially in the world you guys live in, with violence and morally wrong things left and right, she agreed. you mentioned liking sewing and invited her to come sew with you sometime, she's sharing her hobbies so you wanted to share yours as well!

after both of you were finished, you mixed them all together while she preheated the oven and prepared the pan. you put on some gloves and you both started rolling the cookies out and putting them on the pan, at one point a chocolate chip fell out of a cookie you were rolling and you threw it at her, not fully expecting it to hit, but it hit her directly in the middle of her forehead, causing you both to decent into laughter. oh! and you also made some special shaped ones! you made a heart shaped one and a sword shaped one, she made a star and peace sign.

while waiting for the cookies to bake you both cleaned up, which ended with both of you covered in flower due to you slipping on an eggshell she dropped without realizing while carrying the bag of flour to the pantry.

you were sure that if anyone walked in at that moment you would've looked insane. the bag of flour laying on the ground on its side with flour covering you both and the ground, you both laughing hysterically to the point of tears, she had tear tracks left in the flower on her face along with smudges from her wiping her tears left on her hands and face. you had a few tears tracks that abruptly end with a smudge from something anyone could tell was dry, along with more dry-made smudges on your hands and around your eyes from you wiping your tears with a towel. thankfully the few you did miss didn't hurt a lot, your brain too busy pumping dopamine and serotonin to override these opioid-like chemicals in favor of glutamate (chemical mainly responsible for pain).

safe to say showing up to each of your friends houses to deliver some cookies you made to them proved to provide interesting reactions as you were still covered in flour each time, wanting to deliver the cookies while they were still warm. (maybe mentioning that you made them to your brother was a bad idea because immediately he set to cookies down and started checking you for burns from the oven or hot pan)

5) lessions (and unexpected bonding maybe?) with techno !

tw // violence? technically neither get hurt but like they're training to battle so uh 💀, reader fights more agile than offensively so like ;

you stepped out onto the snow-covered field, you would've been worried how it would effect your fighting if it wasn't for the bottom of your armor boots being similar to that of snow boots. you kicked snow away from and area on the ground so you could sit and wait for techno to join you in the fenced off area, he said he had a few extra things to deal with before hand. after clearing the area and seeing the ground was wet, which would've only been slightly better than just normally sitting in snow, due to your skin, whom, wasn't very water-friendly, so you decide just to sit on the fence. you were going to build a small snowman when you sat on the ground, but that was probably in bad taste too. the snow would've definitely melted on your hands, not to mention you would've gotten emotionally attached, probably, and gotten upset when he either got destroyed during training or eventually melted.

"y/n." from behind you made you snap out of your thoughts and turn around, almost falling due to turning too fast because you were startled. "oh" you sighed, placing a hand over your chest to feel your heartbeat "it's just you"

techno rolled his eyes at you "doze off like that in battle and you're done for." you got off the fence and walked to the area you wanted to stand when you began "good thing it wasn't in battle then, huh? c'mon have a little more trust in me here!" the piglin hybrid let out an amused huff, almost hidden by the click of the fence doors shutting "I don't know if I can, we'll see, I suppose." it was now your turn to roll your eyes.

he stood where he chose before explaining that the first training battle you two would do would just be for him to determine your skills and where exactly you needed improvement. you made a joke about how how wouldn't find anything for you to improve on, you being as flawless as you are. he huffed a "sure" before taking a fighting stance.

"1..." you nervously adjusted your feet, you really didn't want to fail so bad that you had to start from kiddie steps. "2..." a deep breath to try and calm down, only working a little, really only successful in getting you to scrunch your nose because how cold the air was. "3…" he didn't do anything, should you make the first move? would that put you in a bad spot? what would be the best course of acti–

you decided to ignore your thoughts going a mile a minute and just act, you pushed off with one leg to boost your run a little faster and charged for techno. he spun to the side, out of your way and went to hit your back with the wooden sword, but you went down on your own accord after missing and quickly shot your strongest leg out towards his left leg to, hopefully, knock him down.

it worked! it actually worked!! you took too long to put distance in between you two, though, and he grabbed you ankle, you kicked his stomach with your other leg and swung your wooden sword at hit wrist, leaving no recovery time between. his grip didnt loosen so you did the last thing you thought of and took off your boot, thank god they went up a bit higher thank your ankle!

immediately you shoved yourself off and away, getting to your feet, techno quickly followed suit. for a bit, neither of you did anything, you could see and hear your heavy breathing, your feet were positioned in such a way that if he were to charge, you could quickly dash to the side so he would miss.

he did end up charging at you, what you didn't expect, though, was for him to hook his arm over your top half. you registered it too late and you fell to the ground while trying to flee. techno put his wooden swords tip to your neck, signifying he had won. you pushed it away and sighed, dramatically flopping your limbs out like a starfish and stared at the sky.

techno chuckled dropping the armored boot to lost in the battle on your stomach causing you to flinch in on yourself with a "hurk!" sound of pain. you put the boot back on anyway and held your hand up, waiting for techno to help you up, which he did before starting to explain and point out your weak spots and where you needed improvement.

"y/n! y/n!! follow me!!" Tommy ran up to you and grabbed your wrist and dragged you along, not even waiting for a reply or for you to actually start following him. "what are we doing?" you asked, to be honest you weren't upset with the blonde, he could stand to learn a few mannors, even if you weren't busy it was rude to do what he did.

6) y/n meets friend !! 🐑💙

tw // reader is awkward with friend and ghostbur

"I just realized you haven't met friend! so we're doing that!" "who?" "exactly." Tommy slows down and let's go of you, but you follow anyway. a little bit away was a transparent being and you immediately start thinking of different hybrids this person could be to make them transparent. you could only think of ghost though, which didn't fit, being half ghost wouldn't make you that see through!

as you get closer you recognize the beanie, circular glasses, and brown hair and eyes from stories you've been told. you assumed Wilbur, but everyone told you he died! was this his ghost? ghosts are real?!

7) death?

"ghostbur, can–" your brain muted the rest of the conversation, stuck on 'ghostbur'. it was clearly a mix of 'ghost' and 'wilbur', but why? why not just call him Wilbur? he was technically just dead Wilbur.

the ghost walked a blue sheep over to you and Tommy, Tommy invited you to pet it, you look at ghostbur. he nods and gestures to the blue animal "this is friend!" you softly reach out your hand to pet it, awkwardly, though, because this is your first time even seeing a ghost. "oh, um, hi friend" you smile at the sheep.

your hand has turned a little blue once you pull it away, you look accusatorily at Tommy, he didn't tell you that the blue would transfer and you dare not glare at a stranger. Tommy shrugged and laugh a little "that's blue" "I know it's blue, moron" "no, like it's blue!" "are you being serious right now? I know my colors."

"blue!" another voice chimed in, you turn to the source and see ghostbur holding a lump of blue that was similar to kinetic sand but stayed together better and the grains were a lot smaller. "is that 'blue'?" you ask and the ghost nods and holds it out to you.

you look at it and he gestures it towards you "you can have it! it will help you not be sad when you are! here" you look at him then back at the handful of blue and gold your hands under his so he can drop it into your hands, which he does.

"thank you" you bring your hands back to your personal space and smile at the ghost. he seemed nice, but you didn't like the awkwardness of meeting new people, so you suppose you won't be talking to him too much.

idk what you meant but I took it as death!! sorry if that's not what it meant D: tws heavy for this one 👁️👁️

tw // death , violence , killing , war , afterlife , horror , angst , derealization, depersonalization (refers to read and readers body as two different people) , pain , paranoia , things of that sort, stay safe !!

your eyes snap open, the adrenaline from the fight has passed, which was odd, you were just in that fight not 2 seconds ago! you're sure!!

you shake your head and look around, why were you looking at yourself? oh. you think you understand now.

you kneel beside yourself, to say goodbye, you guess. you look over them, your physical self, they were beat up, bad. which wasn't unexpected, but being outside of yourself can shift your thoughts about yourself. they looked overworked and tired, the eye bags were clear and so was the permanent wrinkles on their forehead.

it's kind of weird, if you think about it, to start feeling bad for yourself after you've left them. you wish you didn't blame yourself so much now, especially not your body, they were only doing the best they could to help you. you and the world they were stuck in pushed them too far for too long, their fingers were rough and calloused, their knuckle were bruised and their face was cut. how could someone look so weak in a full suit of armor? weak wasn't a bad thing, it wasn't their fault, and you wish you knew that before your time was up. it was never their fault, or yours, it was the world. the world that was supposed to take care of you but instead burdened you with the responsibility of trying to pull something bigger than yourself back together.

your body didn't even fill the armor properly, you wanted to be mad, but instead you just feel heartbroken.

a life lost before it even began, you were still a teenager.

all that ran through your head in that moment was the fact that you were way too young for all of this. any of this. you didn't deserve it.

you lean over, you started crying a while ago, but now they shook your spiritual body. you hated crying, but now you just wish the shivers of your sobs could wrack through your physical being, you were too young to live in the world you did, and you were sorry. you repeated the apologies out loud to your physical self, you knew they wouldn't hear you, but you hoped this would at least help with with all the harm they had to endure.

after your long slur of apologies you mutter out a thank you. after all they did for you, they deserved to be thanked, even if they didn't hear it, even if they didn't deserve what you're thinking them for. they protected you for as long as they could.

you would touch your forehead to them, in another thank you, if you could. a flash of pain shoots through your head, you shut your eyes and curl into yourself.

you open them again. a field, again? you search around, there was wheat around you, but no more physical you. that seemed to be your last goodbye. then you notice a house, it was small and familiar. how did you miss that?

you started walking towards it, it felt like home. while walking you brushed your hands along the tops of the wheat plants that were definitely ready to harvest, you always thought they felt weird.

you made it to the porch and knocked, no answer, as expected, you placed your hand on the doorknob. you didn't expect it to be warm, and it wasn't, but this type of cold was different, it made you uneasy, but you opened the door anyway.

once inside you looked around, it looked fine except for a few things that made you extremely uncomfortable. the beds looked like someone had been there, there were a few dirty dishes in the sink, the kitchen only had butter knives, the front door rattled a little every so often, there were damaged reminents of people you knew (golden crown but parts were dull and scratched and some gems have fallen out, red bandana but it was tattered and heavily stained, white clay with a strap but it was too damaged to see the design, etc), but you were the only one in the house.

you thought you could just go back outside, it felt better out there, you actually felt like you were at home. so you checked the window of the front door cautiously, weary of how it shook earlier. nothing was there so you opened it and exited the house, only to find the sky darkened and clouds rolled in. any flowers were gone now, the wheat was still there and ready to harvest, though it was taller now, and occasionally areas of it would move, as if disturbed by something. you quickly stepped back inside and shut the door, immediately going to a corner of the kitchen, free from the view of any window. you slid to the floor, curling yourself into a sitting fetal position, your arms wrapped around your legs as if giving yourself a hug. you would lay your head down on your knees to cry, but you felt unsafe, so you had to keep watch of where you could see from your spot on the floor. always either wiping tears away or blinking faster to get them to fall faster so your vision wasn't blurred for too long.

this definitely wasn't home.

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considermygenderminecrafted · 2 years

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xeph forgive for the twitter link but https://twitter.com/tatterwinged/status/1586862521134219267 THE END OF THE FALL!!!!! this makes me so fucking happy. i'm so happy about this information

Cw: flashing lights in vid

YOU'RE SO RIGHT. GIVE IT UP FOR PHILZA FUCKING MINECRAFT!!!!!!

#phil nd the fall

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lostjulys · 2 years

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idk i think it's dumb when people make cwilbur look like an evil dirty scroungy man yk? nd when they talk abt how he has greasy hair and falling apart coat and shit. like that man is fucking ALIVE do u really think he won't seize everything opportunity to find comfort or beauty in things? anyway i think he has a really cozy jacket, actually, and he keeps a bunch of stuff in the pockets, and phil got him a new beanie as a token father gesture and he loves it a lot and wears it everywhere. and lets be real here he probably styles his hair for like 20 minutes a day trying to hide the white streaks.

#dot text #c!wilbur #dsmp

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childishfluff · 3 years

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(im gonna be sending a few seperate asks since theyre seperate thoughts/ideas, sorry for any sort of inbox spam!!) ur pet regressor tommy fic led me into a whole wormhole of many different ideas.. esp abt who else is a pet regressor!!

- wilbur (cat regressor!! also very relaxed, he *will* just sleep on phil or techno's lap for hours on end. mostly nonverbal, but will meow every now nd again. mostly communicates through actions. he can purr. doesn't drop often, but when he does, it's due to extreme stress- meaning he can be pretty sensitive while he's in catspace.)

- tubbo (puppy regressor, but definitely more of a relaxed dog aside from the amnt he communicates, especially through barking, whimpering, and soft "awooo!!"'s. loves snuggles. sometimes, he's scared to come of as annoying, so he's hesitant to slip into pupspace, normally needing someone to help him along and tell him that it's ok for him to be a puppy, nd that he's a very very good boy.)

- karl (kitten regressor!!!! he's either really sleepy or really playful/energetic, and he has no in between on that. he meows.. so much.. all he kno is meow meow!! *very* sensitive while dropped, and as such, he needs a lot of validation and love. will get extremely upset with himself if he notices that anyone is even *slightly* mad/irritated by him.)

- nick (sapnap) (PUPPY REGRESSOR 100000%!!! he's very very loud and extremely playful!!! he can be entertained for *hours* w literally anything, especially toys like chew bones. doesn't really drop too often, but when he does, he drops very very far. something that can trigger his drops is when people compare his traits/actions to those of a dog because he just goes yes!! yes me!!!! dog!!! me!!!! also he loves karl *so* much because karl absolutely spoils him rotten when he's in pupspace.)

- ranboo (kitty regressor!! similar to karl, he can be really sensitive while he's dropped. entirely nonverbal, opting for actions instead. he's a mix of both playful and sleepy. when he sleeps, he curls his entire body up into a circle nd kneads at whatever he's sleeping on until he falls asleep.)

- dream (cat regressor!! sleeps a lot when he's dropped, hes just vv tired. mimics patches, and loves to follow her around/act like she does. even bases his catgear around patches, with tabby-colored cat ears and an outfit based off of similar colors. drops very easily, mostly voluntarily.)

those r the ones i can think of now.. id love to know ypur opinions/interpretations of them!! -🌻

OKAY I’M GONNA GO THROUGH THESE ONE BY ONE, AND SHARE MY THOUGHTS+OTHER POSSIBLE HCS/FIC SCENARIOS, SO LONG POST WARNING Y’ALL

1. Cat Regressor! Wilbur

yes yes yes, I wouldn’t of thought of it myself but the idea is absolutely adorable! I’d totally write that, with like handler/cg!niki in addition to those you listed. And the idea of him using it for stress and therefore being sensitive in catspace? like, that’s amazing.

I could imagine a fic where someone pushes him to regress for fun for once, but he feels like it’s stupid to purposely act like a cat when he doesn’t need it? They don’t pressure him, or anything, but he ends up slipping because he feels safe. and he realizes not only does it help with stress, but it just makes him more happy!

also imagine him slipping around tommy for whatever reason, and just wanting to sleep while Tommy’s trying to do something fun. So he’s dragging around a sleepy kitten and waking him up every two seconds, and it’s really soft and adorable and ends up with Wilbur sleeping somewhat on Tommy so that he can’t get up and he’s like ‘you’re so lucky I love you, dude.’ awww I need to write a fic- no promises but y’know

2.Puppy Regressor!Tubbo

someone actually requested a puppy regressors!tubbo and tommy fic that I’m having trouble writing, like it sounds cute but it’s kinda hard bc I’ve never written puppyspace before. I actually decided to start over but I’ma keep trying on that.

anyways, imagine like, Ranboo or Tommy helping him slip over a discord call! Needing help to regress is something that I understand (I age regress, but I haven’t in a while due to this issue), so I could probably write Tubbo in that position well. Needing to be coaxed and told that it’s okay to be a cute lil puppy, like that’s adorable!

3. Kitten Regressor!Karl

tbh I tried to write kitten!karl but I was half asleep and gave up, I need to get back to that hjsiksja. Like I specialize in writing sensitive regressors w/anxiety over someone being mad at them, so I could definitely pull this off.

and the idea of him being a talkative kitty is sooo cute! Like I can imagine something along the lines of this conversation between him and a handler/cg:

“What do you want?”

“Meowww”

“I don’t know what that means!”

“Meow?” (little head tilt and innocent cute eyes)

“Do you want cuddles?”

*excited meows! and he goes and cuddles up in their lap bc yay, they understood him!*

and imagine kitten!karl playing w/Quackity! very very adorable concept

4. Puppy Regressor! Sapnap

okay okay so I don’t watch sapnap really but this is still adorable! Like the whole ‘me, puppy? yes.’ thing is soooo cute! Imagine George or Dream just forgetting that’s a trigger and making a joke about how one of his mannerisms reminds them of a puppy and suddenly! There’s a puppy to take care of!

and karl spoiling him sounds like something he’d do hjsiksjsa. I can’t really add much on here bc idk much about him/his content past the smp but this is so cute! Maybe I’ll watch a few of his videos and attempt writing him bc I keep getting requests for him

5. Kitten Regressor! Ranboo

yes, I was already thinking about this tbh! Like I’ve written him as a little and it’s kinda similar, he’s sensitive, and he’s less verbal the littler he gets. As a kitten, I can easily picture him just being quiet.

I imagine that he’s really pouty because of this, because he doesn’t know how to communicate otherwise, so this might confuse anyone who may take care of him.

“Why are you pouting? Do you want cuddles? Food? Do you wanna play?”

and he just doesn’t reply bc he’s a kitten and he can’t talk so it’s an endless cycle of guess and check until they reach the right answer, and it’s really funny to watch. I can also imagine that he giggles a lot. Like he’s not verbal or anything, and he doesn’t giggle a lot but sometimes it happens! and if you make him giggle while in kittenspace then you did something right!

it makes everyone happy when he giggles and it’s really soft and cute! I definitely think I’ll write a fic with kitten!ranboo in it, at some point eventually, I think!

6. Cat Regressor! Dream

awwwww- I didn’t even consider the possibility of this but awwww. Imagine Wilbur and Dream in catspace together, just sleeping and cuddling while basically all the other kittens are playing and being hyper. And everyone’s trying to get them to play but they’re sleepy! (ofc they end up playing anyways bc their friends are adorable and convincing but y’know)

and I really like the idea of him mimicking patches! I’ve seen a few pet regresors say that they mimick/copy their pets so it kinda feels realistic and likely! and plus, it’s really cute.

and since his regression is voluntary, I can imagine him like one minute, just chillin w/george and sapnap and going ‘what if- what if I just went *cat mode*’ and he tries to hint to his friends that he wants to slip but they’re not getting it so it’s kinda frustrating for him but funny for the readers to see play out bc George and Sapnap are being completely oblivious to everything. Hjsiksja that’d be funny

Thank you for sending this it, like seriously! It was really fun to go through and talk about these, I might make additional headcannon lists once I’m actually awake tomorrow bc I shouldn’t be up rn but yeah, I just wanted to go through and respond to this! <3

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just-miru · 2 years

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HEY ITS ME AGAIN LMAOOOO

ID FEEL BAD FOR REQUESTING SO MUCH CAUSE I DONT WANNA LIKE- OVERWHELM U OR SOMETHING- BUT I TRIED WRITING THIS MYSELF AND I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING [CRY]

SO UH- THIS IS KINDA SPECIFIC CAUSE ITS BASED OFF OF URS TRUELY, BUT LIKE- PHIL WITH A READER WHO DRAWS, AND IS LIKE- OBSESSED WITH EITHER LEMON DEMON OR MITSKI (live laugh mitski btw)

IVE BEEN TRYING TO THINK OF THIS TYPE OF SHIT TO FALL ASLEEP TO ND STUFF BUT I CAN NEVER THINK OF ANYTHING :,) PLS TELL ME IF IM REQUESTING TOO MUCH LMAOO

OKOK THATS IT BYE ILY/P

it's ok, don't worry!

and of course i amma do it! :D just have to ask you to be patient since it might take a while for me to write it :0

love ya too :D <3

also, how are things going with your ex-friends? (you don't have to answer if you don't wanna!)

hope everything is alright and that you are ok!

#irummna answers

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foryouthegays · 3 years

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spreading propaganda [Dream SMP] liveblog yall lets go. this is so long i am sorry but the end is an actual summary of what happens asldkfa

sellout timer pog: 00:30:20, 01:00:40, 01:31:35, 02:02:03 (for like a second), 02:03:00, 02:34:35

time spent reading donations: 10 minutes, 20ish seconds.

fanart credit he puts up (all from twitter i think): snumkt, reinneart, lihnsu, sestqr, jester_u, Brigade_Lost, natonyy

also taggin @antarctic-empire-technoblade :) theres an actual summary at the end that isnt just me ramblin so,,,,,,ye. i am so sorry its so long a;dkfja i dont know how to condense things

00:00:35 “i stole a lot of sand recently,” ah yes, a casual conversation starter, the admission of theft

00:03:55 hE HAS A VILLAGER TRADING HALL CHAPEL IN THE VILLAGE SIR THAT IS ILLEGAL

00:04:13

tubbo: -..--...---

ranboo: that means beans right

no, ranboo, not it does not (i put it into a translator and it just. it doesnt mean anything. i didnt see any spaces so im just. what was mr tubbo trying to say

00:04:35: relationship advice with technoblade! [reading donation] “‘techno, my boyfriend said he’ll never sub to you, how do i handle this travesty?’ uh, clearly you need to break up with him, and send me more money, is the most- that’s the most unbiased opinion I can give you, it’s just a good life decision, alright? It’s just a good life decision.”

00:16:00 ranboo hi!!!! him garden :D

HOUND ARMY HOUND ARMY 00:18:10

00:20:15 ‘i have not made a tier list [for dinosaurs] yet’ Y E T? ? ? ?? ?

00:20:55

“‘Hey, are you uncomfortable with being part of the SBI family dynamic?’ Uh, I don’t really- it’s not a matter of being uncomfortable, it’s just a matter of people making massive revisions to my character and the lore three months into the story without telling me, and it’s like, ‘no, that doesn’t- the story doesn’t- so many things don’t make sense now! What?? What???’ but if you want to make like, fanart of it, it’s fine”

00:21:25 imagine believing in airplanes, couldnt be me

00:21:35 SKLDJFAK a dono is like, hey can u call my new cousin a nerd, and technos like [claps] yOUVE COME TO THE RIGHT MAN im all about bullying infant children

lakjshdfl 00:26:15 ‘philza this does not sound lore at all please’ poor techno

00:27:30 HKJSFDL :crab: TUBBO IS GONE :crab: also i cant tell if techno says ‘KILL HIM DEAD’ or ‘KILL HIM, DAD’

00:30:20 ‘we should have a grinch episode, where i go around stealing presents from l’manburg’ DO IT

also i was in chat at 00:31:25ish and i said ‘subscribe to technoblade’ and RIGHT AFTER techno said ‘did i hear subscribe to technoblade?’ and i felt so heard

00:33:25 why is his only response to being seen in enemy lines to just stay realllyyyyy still a;lkdfjasf

00:39:45 ‘this is crucial information coming to you live from anarchy news’ A;LSDKFJA;LSDF

00:46:25 :CRAB: RANBOO IS GONE :CRAB: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES

alkdfja; 00:47:55 techno talks (sarcastically) abt how great it is when chat tells him where his stuff is

00:48:50 awww techno showin his not-dad his hound army!!! so cute

00:55:30 techno specifies that theyre all characters/roleplayin!!!

techno talkin to phil is literally like a kid talkin to his dad after not seein him for a while. like yeah yeah family isnt canon in this but KSJDFLA hes like ‘phillll tommys being annoying also look at this new poster!!!!’ its so cute

01:09:20 A;SDJFADSL THE VILLAGER JUST. FALLS THROUGH THE FLOOR

techno nd phil reference smp earth at 01:19:50!!!!

(ik some people dont like enbyctechno so heres ur warnin, its just for this line tho) techno says ‘no one man should have this power’ but he HAS that power. therefore. mr c!blade is not a guy 01:35:00ish idk im not goin back to check

01:38:35 alright gang lets split up and look for clues

01:45:20 ‘my chat’s sayin theres a 0% chance this is gonna work,,,,thATS A CHANCE I’M WILLING TO TAKE, CHAT’ skjdflasl;dfjaf (also, bit after, after readin the wiki say its 0% chance: ‘i like those odds’)

01:48:15 [abt the zombie villager baby]

Techno: on the bright side, we may have inflicted the optimal amount of trauma onto this child for it to become funny?

Ranboo: ooooh yeah! it can become a minecraft youtuber!

techno: yeeeeeeah!!

pls get some therapy

a;ldkfassa the mental image of techno ownin an orphanage,,,,paldkfajslfasf 01:51:35

a;ldsifjasdklf ranboo is canonically a villager now, pog 01:56:50

01:57:50 ranboo: ‘they say that im built different, i am built different, in the fact that i have no moral backbone.’

01:58:30 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD also why is techno so good at the bow like WHAT he looks in third person and turns nd shoots in like a second and hits most of the time its scary literally look at ranboo a;ldsjkfadsf hes like a porcupine

ASKLJDFASLDF RANBOOS ‘OH NO HE KNOWS HOW TO OPEN DOORS’ AT 02:02:25 JUST HAS SUCH TECHNO SKYBLOCK VID VIBES ADLKJFALSDFJA OH MY GOSH

02:06:35 “i feel there has been an attempt on my life,” "no thats just how we greet each other in our country” nether lore pog?

02:08:45 why does techno casually type at 120 wpm????? god i hate him so much why is he like thisssss ugh (also it took ~3 seconds to type 7 words (34 characters) which is 140 wpm and 680 cpm if i know how to do math i hate it here) /lh

nd then he types ‘punz we’re all outside your house get over here’ which is 47 characters nd 9 words nd it took him 5 seconds to type which is 564 cpm and 108 wpm so his average (from these two samples which. isnt a lot. should i do a post abt this in the future?) is 124 wpm and 622 cpm. hes so fast.

SDA;FKJASDF PHIL WHY R U SO VIOLENT

02:17:00 PUNZ POG ALSO MANIFOLD KILLED IN THE HOLY LAND

technos complainin bout the fights bein boring,,,,,,,fight them all, techno. do it. 1v8. do it, coward.

02:24:02 ‘maybe the real combat was the friends we made along the way’

02:25:16 i love that technos first instinct when someone dies is to check what sword/axe killed them nd what enchants r on it aldskfjads

i love how techno calls the manhunt music ‘dream music’ its so funny to me

right before he ends the stream he says ‘p e r h a p s’ to techno plushies and i just,,,, wa n t

if ya just want an actual summary and not that MESS:

Technoblade starts the stream in his house. the first thing he does is put another piece of fanart in his house, this one by snumkt on twitter. he goes to l’manburg, where he sneaks around very sneakily (/s) and replaces anti-techno propaganda with pro-techno fanart, stating that “If they take it down, it’s ‘cause they hate fanartists.” (00:09:18).

While placing posters, Techno checks in on his hound army, and reveals that he thinks someone had been in the area, because a wolf teleported to him while he was home. He thinks someone placed water, the dog stood up, and then teleported. (00:18:25)

After breeding the dogs, Techno reads donations and one of the questions is about the SBI family dynamics. Here’s what he says at 00:20:55

He then meets up with Philza, who is being escorted by Tubbo. Techno goes to Philzas house, and hides in his new basement. He joins their VC and finds Phil, Wilbur, Tommy, and Tubbo. talking about birthdays. Tubbo goes to the basement and sees Technos invis particles, hits him, and he is revealed. Techno kills tubbo, and declares it canon as a joke.

He goes back outside, deafened on Discord, and puts down more propaganda. Philza joins his call, and they meet up to try and find Technos stolen items. They don’t find the barrel, but they do find a hidden room under the podium. Techno puts a piece of propaganda in the room. (00:43:30)

While Phil is killing an enderman, Ranboo finds them, and is killed by Techno. (00:46:25)

Techno takes Phil to see his Hound Army, but they’re stopped by Tubbo. Techno tries to pretend to be Ranboo, but Ranboo goes up to them, so his cover is blown. Techno’s chased to the portal. Phil and Techno meet again in the Nether, and they go back to the house.

At the house, Phil and Techno talk about the SBI characters, the sellout timer goes off, and then they go downstairs to cure a zombie villager. While it’s curing, Techno gathers books to make a new bow, with Power V, Punch II, Unbreaking III, Flame, and Mending.

Philza reveals that Ranboo is coming over to give Phil a present. Techno seems excited at this, mostly at the fact that Ranboo can be his new bows test subject.

Before Ranboo arrives, the villager is cured, and they find out it is a nitwit, meaning it can’t trade or get a job. Techno and Phil start working on a tunnel to bring the villager to a lava pool, so the other villagers won’t gossip and raise their prices.

Ranboo joins the call at 01:15:35, right before they’re going to bring the villager to the lava pool. He gifts Techno and Phil four Netherite ingots.

After struggling to get the villager to the right height, Techno forces Ranboo to boat the villager into the lava. Ranboo escapes by throwing a pearl, and the villager dies.

Ranboo, Techno, and Phil talk about duping Netherite, and the current plot, and then Techno finds a zombie baby villager. It’s caught in a boat, and Techno nametags it ‘Orphan.’ They talk about the cobblestone tower, Philzas’ death to a baby zombie, and how if you don’t see a child's parents, you should assume that they are an orphan and attack them.

Techno talks to Jack Manifold through chat about his axe. Techno, Philza, and Ranboo go around and look for zombie villagers. Techno finds an igloo, with two villagers. Techno was going to try and turn them into zombie villagers, but decides to not when he finds out that theres a 0% chance of that happening on Easy mode.

They all go back to Orphan, and bully it when they find out it still hasn’t grown up. Techno and Ranboo make a joke about how it’s traumatized, so it’ll be funny and can be come a minecraft youtuber. please get some help. (01:48:15)

After Orphan grows up, Techno trades and gets the Bottle of Enchanting trade for one emerald. They all joke about Techno owning an orphanage at 01:51:35.

Phil, Techno, and Ranboo decide go to the Hound Army, but Techno remembers that Ranboo is part of L’manburg, and tries to kill him (with his new bow) when they enter the nether. He doesn’t succeed, and he continues fighting until he drinks and invis pot on the Prime Path. Techno and Phil meet up in the Bee Dome, where Ranboo finds them. Techno tries to kill him, but runs out of arrows.

After reading donations, Techno, Ranboo, and Phil are back together at the Bee Dome, and they decide to team up in case someone finds them. They go outside of the Dome, and chase Jack Manifold out of his own country.

Manifold joins the VC, and they try to blame Punz on his attempted murder. After Manifold says “i feel there has been an attempt on my life,” Techno says that that’s how he greets people in his country.

Manifold asks if they want to help him get revenge on Punz, and Techno agrees. They gather more people, and by the time they get to Punz’s tower, their party is Manifold, Techno, Phil, Ranboo, Fundy, and Antfrost. Punz is in the Nether, so they wait until he gets back.

Ranboo and Techno have a whisper conversation:

Ranboo: are you just going to jump fundy

Techno: no im gonna make jack 1v1 LMAO

Ranboo: good plan

While Fundy is taking a screenshot of Techno for his thumbnail, Philza attacks Fundy with a crossbow and his sword. He claims it was because he was getting bored.

In the same spirit, Techno asks if they could kill Manifold to pass the time. The mob, which now includes Fundy, chases Manifold. He runs to the Holy Land, and the mob boos him. Techno tells Antfrost to kill Manifold, and that the mob won’t tell that he was killed in the Holy Land. Manifold hands Antfrost his sword.

While Antfrost debates killing Manifold or not, the mob chants ‘peer pressure!’ at him. Techno quickly realizes that Antfrost isn’t in the VC, and is extremely confused. The sword gets handed to Fundy, who gets into a battle with Manifold. Philza tells Fundy that he’s forgiven, if he can kill Manifold. The battle calms, and neither of the contestants die.

Techno convinces the mob to go to the pit trap, and tries to lure someone onto the trapped blocks using rotten flesh. Fundy takes the bait, but moves out of the way before the button is pressed. Antfrost sneaks up behind him and punches him into the pit. Fundy survives the fall, but is shot by Manifold to death.

During the commotion, Punz makes his way back to his house, and the mob moves towards him to end his life. Manifold says that he’s going to kill Punz, and Techno says that the mob’ll have his back. He tells the mob to not have Manifold’s back.

at 02:17:00, Punz joins the call, and is confused as to why Manifold wants to kill him. Manifold explains that Punz tried to kill him, siting his source as Technoblade.

also, 2:17:15 technoswear!

Techno encourages Punz, saying “Punz, he actually dropped his sword by accident and now I have it, so it’d be really easy to beat him up,” and “he also just killed in the holy land, so you have a sort of...religious motivation to take him out.”

Punz tries to fight Manifold without armor (Manifold is wearing a full enchanted set of armor, with a Netherite chestplate and everything else Diamond), which fails miserably, and Manifold is killed.

Techno decides to fight Manifold with his goons (the mob) for the audience retention, and Manifold’s quickly killed. The final hit was from CaptainPuffy. Ponk rushes in and grabs some of Manifold’s items. Puffy takes the rest.

Manifold complains about getting bullied, so Techno gives him his sword back and tells him to avenge himself. While looking for Ponk (or Punz? this is kinda unclear), Punz swoops in and kills Manifold in two hits.

Manifold finds Ponk and chases after him, trying to kill him. The mob follows, and Ranboo kills Ponk with thorns. Manifold takes Ponks stuff.

Right after respawning, Ponk was blown up by a creeper, and Techno claimed both as canon.

The mini fights continue, and Manifold is killed by Punz.

Ranboo changes the ‘Days since last war crime’ sign to 0.

Phil tells Techno that he’s going back to the base, and the L’manburgians question him as to what base he’s talking about. Phil tells Fundy that he ripped off his ankle shackles and left. While they talk, Techno starts running back to the base, and Ranboo whispers “lets run back” to him. Ranboo follows Techno, but quickly looses him.

Phil and Techno join a separate VC together and they go back to the base.

At 02:29:15, Phil says “I trust you” to Techno and I am going to cry.

Right before getting to the base, Phil drinks some honey, and Techno says “that’s the only thing we have honey for, now that we’ve uh...uh I guess you don’t know about that.” He’s referring to the Vault, I think, because the redstone required honey to work properly.

Philza responds, “the honey- wait, what did you use the honey for?”

“uhhh....food.” Techno, for some reason, doesn’t want to show Phil the vault.

Ranboo whispers to Techno: “My alliance isnt with lmanburg, its with the people who help me. phil helped me.”

out loud, Techno laughs about it with phil, saying, “well, I’ve stabbed him like twelve times this week, so, I [laughs] I don’t know if that entirely qualifies here.”

Techno messages Ranboo back with “new phone who this”

Ranboo replies, “no one,” and then, “:)”

Going back to the honey talk, Philza asked if Techno had been hiding anything diabolical from him, and Techno asks if he would do such a thing. Philza guesses several things he could use honey for, such as a flying machine, TNT dupers, and a door.

Techno takes him to the vault. 02:32:00. i LOVE peoples reactions to the vault, it’s always so good. Philza responds with a surprised ‘HOLY SHIT’ and some laughing. Techno also confirms my math of 55 withers.

02:34:10 “i’ve seen this government, on the server, and everything to do with government is just bad. I’ve watched it completely destroy and tear down people’s wills and change people, I’ve seen it change the nicest people into complete and utter tyrants, so...I think it’s about time--”

“We need revenge. [sellout timer goes off] and more importantly, we neED SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE DOT COM” phil joinin anarchy pog?

anyway that was it ;alskdfjas;f

#this ended up bein abt 3000 words whoops #a;ldskfjasldf #technoblade #stream post

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