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demigods-posts · 3 months
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can't wait to see percy's reaction upon learning that the twelve major gods have been staying on the 600th floor of the empire state building. like imagine the rage of this twelve-year-old kid when he learns his dad, who allegedly abandonded him and his mom shortly after he was born, was actually just down the fucking street this whole time.
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chaoticgoodcaptain · 3 months
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ok, fellow pjo stans, idk if some of you here play "gods of olympus", but i just won a strategy-based battle on the defensive side against a person with the nick "annabeth chase", who's one level above me, and i've probably never felt more accomplished in my life
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venator-signum · 4 months
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is this anything
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flum3n · 7 months
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in like ten years time rick riordan is going to have the opportunity to defend his title of funniest person alive and cast a will solace with black hair and green eyes
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My contribution to the “show!percy fucking looks like will solace” identity crisis
This crossover amuses me greatly actually
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wanderlust-writer13 · 4 months
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It’s the way Rick Riordan shook the pjo books a little too hard and Leah, Walker and Aryan fell out so he had to cover it up by making a tv show
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yeonslayjun · 1 month
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Annabeth: Now does anybody have a plan?
Percy: *raises hand*
Annabeth: That doesn't include sacrificing yourself?
Percy: *lowers hand*
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guardianspirits13 · 7 months
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Trials of Apollo memes
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daisy-mooon · 6 months
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I'm obsessed with Apollo in PJO. He's a girlboss. He's bisexual. He's a loser. He killed his ex boyfriend by screaming at him. He's enslaved by a twelve year old. He's the 4000 year old god. He's stuck in the body of a 16 year old with acne. He passes out every fifty pages. He claims to be the eldest twin. His twin sister helped deliver him. He has a talking prophetic arrow only he can hear. He canonically gave birth to Kayla through godly mpreg. He fucking hates ravens. He sang Sweet Caroline whilst actively dying from a zombie virus. He loves elephants. He's a simp. He got cockblocked by a talking sword. He hates everything. He needs to be protected by a 12 year old whenever a fight breaks out. He's a sopping wet cat. He's blorbo. He's entirely and utterly pathetic. He should NEVER be allowed a gun. We stan <3
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sunshines-child · 13 days
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Sometimes, it’s hard to interact with Nico. Even Hazel has to admit that. No, it’s not his father, no, it’s not how he chants the names of the dead, well at least not for Hazel, no. It’s how the souls cling on to him, like he is the anchor in the wild sea. When he laughs, sweet as nectar, it is like you can hear the joy of the spirits with him, as if they’ve heard that they can return just one more time, to apologize, to say their goodbyes, to say “it’s not your fault” and “I love you” When he sobs, you hear the wails of the souls in the Lethe, alone, forgotten. You can feel the pain of the tormented, the Acheron spilling from his mouth. His rage is unkempt, rage like the souls in Punishment, rage like Achilles who sits by the Styx, rage of the many souls who never got a life they truly lived. It’s not his fault. You know that. Hazel knows that. Everyone does. But when he speaks, and his voice mixes like wine with the voices of the ones you loved, the ones you cherished, you have to turn away. No wonder the boy stopped speaking. What torture would it be, to hear his sister when he spoke? Or his mother when he cried? How painful.
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demigods-posts · 3 months
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okay but imagine being king of the gods and blaming a scrawny twelve-year-old kid for stealing a sacred object of yours that is your responsibility to keep up with me. and the only basis for your argument is that he is your brother's spawn so the kid must be a menace. king behavior. truly.
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mirrorbxlls · 1 month
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might get stabbed for this but like the edits of walker scobell make me so uncomfy like ma'am that is a child. especially when they use clips of him from percy jackson like that is a 12 year old my good lady. and before you say "oh but im the same age as him" or "oh but i'm younger than him" that's still weird dawg. he is still a kid and so are you. while you shouldn't really be sexualising yourself when you're still in middle school or whatever that's your decision. walker, however, did not choose to be sexualised, so just don't.
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venator-signum · 4 months
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the pjo fandom on tumblr vs tiktok is so funny cause we've all (or most of us) have already read the entire series, we know what's going to happen so we can see the parallels and the tragedy behind it but on tiktok???
they're in love with Luke
they think he's so kind and nice and its wonderful he's percy's friend, there's no way that he'd be evil - I've seen theories that annabeth is going to be the one who betrays percy (prior to ep4)
the tonal shift is insane and I can't wait to see all these first time viewers lose their fucking minds
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talleryn · 2 months
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Genre of show I’ve been watching recently:
“Hey you see that kid who is very cool and also very talented”
“Yeah why?”
“Yeah they’re like 12”
“OH WOW”
“Want to go traumatise them?”
“… yeah absolutely”
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Nico n co.
I think Nico deserves a whole legion of older siblings who can mother, manhandle, and annoy the shit out of him (mostly Percy)
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wanderlust-writer13 · 3 months
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Luke’s betrayal in the pjo show with the fireworks as lighting was bone chilling and so so sick I loved it
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