#probably the bomb

[transmascaraa]

Guys reactions to reader asking them dumb question's

(examples: "if you were an ant in an ant colony what job would you do", "would you rather eat 3 lightbulbs or a bomb?" Etc)

multiple characters headcannons!

"would you rather eat 3 lightbulbs or a bomb?"

characters: wanderer, gaming, cyno x gn!reader

author's note: THE FACT THAT I DID SOMETHING SIMILAR FOR MY FIRST 2/3 POSTS ON TUMBLR😭 anywyas i love the req so have fun reading<3

♡ Wanderer

-when you first ask him the question he literally looks at you like this emoji 🤨

-"what the fuck did you just ask me?"

-you repeat the question and he's looking at you even more confused and annoyed.

-"i don't know why the fuck i would do either of those. are you high or some shit?"

-it takes a bit of convincing him that you alright and that you're just asking him a question.

-wonder what he chose?

-nothing. he didn't want to answer and wouldn't answer you even if you threatened him.

-he just thinks it's dumb.

-he loves you but he just doesn't understand what goes through your head sometimes.

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✿ Gaming

-he looks genuinely confused.

-"excuse me?"

-you repeat yourself.

-"no- i heard you the first time but- why would i do either? ever?"

-you explain that you're just curious and need his opinion on it.

-"well, since both would kill me... maybe... a bomb? it would kill me immediately, i won't have to wait to choke or something- i guess?"

-he's trying to be the best bf ever i swear and he already is one of the best bfs ever but sometimes he just doesn't understand some things you ask him.

-but he loves seeing the entertained look on your face while he answers your question, it's cute.

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⑅ Cyno

-you see, in most cases HE would be the one asking the dumb question.

-but if you came up to him and asked him something like that, he'd be sure to help.

-"hmm... 3 lightbulbs or a bomb?.. good question... allow me to think..."

-he is genuinely going to think about it.

-because, despite them both basically killing him, he wants to know if he ACTUALLY ever got himself in such a situation that he has to choose between the options(he'll never get in such a situation)

-soon enough, he has the answer.

-"definitely 3 lightbulbs. it will take a while to put them in my mouth and swallow them, which will be entertaining."

-he's probably the only bf that will ever understand any of your dumb questions since he's about the same.

-he loves answering them, in all seriousness.

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I LOVE THIS ONE OKAY

honestly i didn't expect to have this much fun writing this especially cyno's part.

hope you enjoyed‼️

| @keeyisbored | @mariaace <3

#genshin #genshin impact #genshin headcanons #genshin impact headcanons #genshin imagines #genshin fluff #gaming x reader #gaming x you #wanderer x reader #wanderer x you #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche x you #cyno x reader #cyno x you #genshin x you #genshin x reader #genshin impact x you #genshin impact x reader #i would ask such a question tbh #idk what id choose tho #probably the bomb

[kipkiphoorayy]

‼️ hazbin s1 finale spoilers ‼️

some text posts for the finale, what a ride!

#i’ll probably make more general ones later #couldn’t fit all of them on here haha #hazbin hotel #text posts #hazbin hotel text post #alastor #charlie morningstar #vaggie #husk #angel dust #lucifer morningstar #sir pentious #cherry bomb #niffty #vox #huskerdust #hazbin hotel spoilers #best of kip (apparently)

[harasharaved]

The fact that Judaism is trending because of both the wave of bomb threats on synagogues and Bradley Cooper's Antisemitism Adventure (his huge fake prosthetic nose, and him basically stealing the story from a Jewish man) is so infuriating and so exhaustingly typical.

The fact that I see Judaism trending on Tumblr and immediately think "oh no. Something Bad is happening to us." We're never trending cause it's fucking good. I never get to be excited, it's just cold dread.

The fact that Antisemitism is getting worse everyday and the only ones who ever talk about it are other Jews. The fact that no one else fucking cares. The only ones who support us are other Jews. Even when gentiles talk about Nazis or white supremacists they don't want to help us. We're just their prop, the canary in the coal mine and the perfect victim.

The fact that everyone's uncomfortable with Jews still being here. Reminding them of things they'd rather forget.

The fact that it'd be easier for them if we were all dead. Then they could tell stories about our people, dressed in offensive caricatures, without us making a fuss.

#im so fucking pissed right now #jew tag #judaism #jumblr #when will we be able to catch a fucking break man #i keep thinking about dara horn man #she said it best #a hundred times #Sarah's bullshit #I'll probably delete this later i just AUGH #g-d im angry i just wanted to rant #me and every jewish person ever who went to hebrew school or shul or anything #we have armed security guards as some flimsy protection so we dont get hate crimed #so no one comes in and shoots our kids #by the way. its not normal. its been all ive ever known though #g-d forbid one of those bomb threats is real will gentiles slap on a fake nose and make a movie about it twenty years later

[sableeira]

ode to a failed partnership

#been thinking about this one for a while now #is this how it went down in canon? probably not #Chuuya wasn’t sure that Dazai was the one who planted the bomb buuut Chuuya is also the guy who can sense a disturbance in the peace and #forces around him when Dazai is near. surely he felt it in his bones that Dazai was the one to blow up his car #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd fanart #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #soukoku #at least implied lol #my art #bsd #using 3d assets to scrabble together a composition and use as base for paintings is actually starting to work #no way in hell will you catch me drawing a car from scratch

[averageludwig]

Moonlight (2016) + Boots n Bombs (because why not (*￣3￣)╭)

wanted to try something new by practicing cinematic shots to get used to them! not to spoil anything but these guys remind me of Demo and Solider sooo much and I couldn't miss the opportunity to do a screenshot redraw with this amazing movie <3

og screenshots!! (PLEASEE watch this movie. i cried a bajillion times)

#tf2 #averiart #tf2 demoman #fanart #art #tf2 soldier #boots n bombs #team fortress 2 #moonlight #I probably shouldnt have put so much effort into this #since I havent met anyone who saw this movie. ever #but its cute and I think you guys will like it so #taking a shot in the dark rn

[kelocitta]

Day 17: Bombs

And when the smoke cleared

#rain world #rainworld #rwartmonth #rw art month #WHOOPS layer toggle fail #and also had a clipping error #just fucking it all up over here #anyway this is probably the least bomb focus a bomb prompt could get but ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #lets stretch it a lil

[seaweedraindraws]

I was saving this for my fanfic but I liked the idea so much I had to draw it!

Bonus:

Here is a link to the fic this scene is from! (Only chapter 1 is up, so this scene has not yet happened)

#cherrisnake #cherri bomb #sir pentious #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel comic #So this is a headcanon I've had in mind for a while now! I don't know if anyone else has pointed it out yet #but when I was doing research I never saw anyone mention the term Good Egg #which apparently came from the 1800s #and I thought it only made sense that if he did have some son then he'd have considered that kid a Good Egg #and therefore Eggs have a greater meaning in his life #having probably said that term so often when he was living #I really do like the idea of having the Egg Boiz be like his own children in some way #And the realization hitting Cherri that she'd just been breaking them because they were just his inventions just mmmh #the angst #me sleeping well tonight knowing I made this somewhat sad comic

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Does

Does Barnaby

Does Barnaby tell the others to get off his lawn when he's angry

psh, who do you think he is, an old man? he'd Bark, like any lively young dog

#serves them right for (playfully) arguing right outside of his house smh #hes got sensitive ears yall... probably... i wouldnt know... #i bet ya could hear that woof everywhere in the neighborhood #and feel it. its gotta be deep as hell. bass boosted boof #legend has it that a Single Can fell in howdy's store #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #many thoughts about barnaby and barking #id imagine that if asked if he can bark hed be like 'yeah but its a waste of effort / who has the time for That' #i doubt he ever really does it... #cause that would take effort and really when would he be in the mood to be able to do it #its like. i dont get how some people can just let out a real good yell/scream on command #if im not angry enough i Physically Cannot raise my voice in that way. just dont have it in me #and id also think that barnaby has a thick skin. takes a lot to make him That Peeved yk yk #but when he does bark. oof. thats gotta be the loudest shit ever #everyone runs out of their homes like 'what happened??? is there a thunderstorm??? did a fuckin Bomb go off??' #meanwhile barnaby is slamming his door behind him and frank & julie are speedwalking away from his house with ringing ears #thoughts thoughts thoughts Musings

[lightwaslaughter]

one of the best things minecraft streamers do after their character dies or something bad happens is just. turning off their camera, or ending stream without saying anything

i love these dramatic bitches i love them sm

#tommy after dream killed him #cellbit after the bomb went off #probably wilbur at some point honestly i cant remember hes done so much dramatic shit #qsmp #dsmp #mcyt

[cxrsed-angel]

i cant believe this was hazel after killing like 3 or 4 people maybe more like she’s having the time of her life

#probably made up for her bomb not going off #i love her #hazel callahan #hazel <3

[n3rdy247]

HELLOO!!

can i just get a john dory x female reader! headcanons!

john dory met while crashing the wedding and immediately started to flirt with dispite just meeting her. 🫣

THANK YOU!!

HIYAAA!! CAN YOU??? 🤔🤔🤔

girl be so fr OF COURSE YOU CAN!!!

ALL ABOAAAARD THE JOHN DORY X FEM!READER HCS!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO

Okay, so, you know the whole 'watching a cute, romantic ass wedding' plans everyone had for today? Just...watching two bergens have a nice, uninterrupted marriage?

"STOP THE WEDDING!!!"

well fuck those plans. ★ Starting off the bat, when he was literally parkouring his way down that building which just happened to be the MOMENT he noticed you from the crowd, he couldn't help but throw a wink your way right after (even though he had his goggles on, that stupid mf) which led to him face-planting to the floor because his ass was NOT paying attention to stick the landing. YIKES. ★ He also DOES notice when you are at the edge of your seat to hear what the hell is going on. Apparently, he was Branch's brother (figures since both are fine ash, MUST be in the genetics), he was in a band, and his other hot brother was in danger?

remember the wedding? yeah me neither atp

★ He can't help but steal occasional glances at you when the others talk, and when he does, his smile almost seems to widen, even if it's just for a split second. He just saw you, yet look at you go! Making him all giddy and shit inside 🤭 ★ And whenever Poppy and Branch turn their backs to discuss the whole situation, you just KNOW he would be smirking at you with a smug-ass grin, trying to strike up a conversation. Keyword? TRYING.

"Soo...come here often?" lord almighty sir THIS IS A WEDDING.

"Damn, I could really go out for some fresh air right now, because I think you took my breath away." SIR WE ARE OUTSIDE WHAT

Needless to say, this man does NOT know how to strike up a convo.

★ If you do end up getting flustered about his horrendous pick-up lines somehow, he will be so fucking proud of himself for getting a reaction out of you, and WILL keep going at it. What a charmer. (Unless you are uncomfortable with that of course, he might not know how to talk to people, but he has human (troll???) decency.) ★ I'm talking him leaning slightly closer to you with half-lidded eyes, a huge smirk plastered on his face as his voice gets lower and lower, though internally I feel like he'd be going 'LET'S FUCKING GOOOO I STILL GOT IT' since he would be a bit unsure if he was doing well in the first place. It's probably been years since he had any sort of interaction with anyone other than Rhonda so it's understandable. ★ Not to mention BROZONE. MY GOD. If you know about his band? NICE! If you don't know anything about it? NICE! Either way, this man will absolutely brag about it to you. Even if it has been AT LEAST 20 YEARS. He will absolutely talk about 'the good old days' as if it was just yesterday. Bro would probably talk about how he wrote the hits "Girl Baby Baby" and "Baby Baby Girl" on the same day. ★And who knows? Maybe at the end of the wedding when sadly he has to go to save his brother with Branch and Poppy, you'll end up getting a way to contact him after the whole thing ends. You will see him sooner than you think, that's for sure though!

(please keep in mind this is the first time I've written any serious headcanons like these and not just stuff like 'he would be a great hugger' or 'he was a 7.5-inch haver 🤯🤯🤯')

GRAAAGH I'M STILL SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO WRITE THIS THOUGH, I STILL HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT EVEN IF IT IS SHORT AS HELL

#the winking HC was actually my bestie's idea so PROPS TO HER #I LOVE YOU MAXY TAXI /P #trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls x reader #trolls john dory #john dory trolls #john dory x reader #john dory headcanons #jomn drory /pos #explodes like an atom bomb #I'M GENUINELY SO SORRY IT TOOK THIS LONG #this was probably not worth the wait for the requester i'm so sorry

[oodlesodoodles]

I couldnt finish. Got too sad.

#Disco elysium #So at first i didnt have an idea for an end panel that was kinda cheesey looking and so i was just going to leave it #But then i was like what even is this? Is it a declaration of despair? Is it some kind of masturbation? Is it fake doom tourism? #So i wasnt going to post it. It just felt cruel and inappropriate #But then i was like if even a fictional bombing serves a purpose at all its to radicalize the youth #Thats annette at the end btw. Besides the lorry drivers shes probably the only one not there at the time #Its a declaration of despair btw #Im so sad #Oh fuck i forgot to tag #Hanging #Death #Flashbacks

[chubs-deuce]

more cherrimoth bc I like them a lot actually

#I probably won't make art of them all that frequently but it's nice to have more than one ship in a fandom I actually crave content of #cherrimoth #hazbin hotel #vaggie #hazbin hotel vaggie #cherri bomb #hazbin hotel cherri bomb #digital fanart #art #my art

[eslypyiris]

This picture gave me an idea for another Hazbin Hotel Au

(I found the picture in Pinterest. I don't know who made it, but it's great and it made me laught)

So, the idea for the AU is this:

After the fight against Adam and the exterminators, a new sinner arrives at hell. The first thing it does is to take everything from the Vees. Becoming that way in a new overlord.

The Vees are left homeless and powerless, they want to take back what's rightfully theirs.

"But how? They lost everything!" So they thought, until Valentino found Angel Dust's soul contract in one of his pockets.

Apparently, Valentino kept the contract there when Angel tried to steal it. That's why it wasn't with the other contracts when the new sinner attacked the V Tower.

Vox proposes the idea of forcing Angel to let them stay at the Hazbin Hotel, so at least they stop being homeless.

Velvette and Valentino didn't like the idea at first (Because they view the hotel as nothing more than a joke) but they end up agreeing with Vox's plan to stop being hungry and to stop having to sleep in the streets.

And so, chaos ensues.

(I think I'll call this AU Vee's Redemption or Vees at the hotel. What do you think about it?)

๑⸙;๑⸙;๑⸙;๑⸙;๑⸙;๑⸙;๑⸙;๑⸙;๑⸙;๑⸙;๑⸙;

Also, do you want the new sinner to be Adam or do you want to create the new sinner with me?

I think the second option would be funnier, but please, share your thoughts in the commets.

๑⸙;๑⸙;๑⸙;๑⸙;๑⸙;๑⸙;๑⸙;๑⸙;๑⸙;๑⸙;๑⸙;

Edit = The new sinner

At the end I decided to call the AU Vees at the hotel.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel au #hazbin vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #angel dust #hazbin charlie #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin husk #hazbin lucifer #hazbin vees #hazbin velvette #hazbin valentino #hazbin vaggie #hazbin niffty #hazbin cherri bomb #hazbin sera #hazbin emily #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin lilith #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin egg bois #hazbin pentious #redemption arc #found family #charlie morningstar #for now this are the Ships I most probably gonna add #charlie x vaggie #voxval #staticradio

[darn-stupid-mutt]

I saw a humanized version of bubbie done by @frookiethesillybilly and I just had to draw her. Please check the original version out, its beautiful.

#traditional art #ink #ink wash #captain knuckles #bubbie #flapjack #the marvelous misadventures of flapjack #tmmof #I probably won't be making much more flapjack art than this I like to browse the art more #one of my favorite shows growing up #I think this design of bubbie is superior there is nothing that can be improved upon this this just has her PURE ESSENCE as a character #thank you for serving up such a bomb ass design

[harrowedsoup]

Thinking of Nova!Gideon again… Our Gideon training so hard because she knows that it’s her only way out of the Ninth but Nova!Gideon has to be the best necromancer ever because if she isn’t she’d probably be killed. Her skill is the only thing that’s kept her alive and she can see exactly what they’ve done to Harrow, the daughter they killed 200 children for, because of her lack of said skill.

She’s going to be the leader of these people and she’s not one of them. Her eyes are the wrong color, her hair is bright, she probably stands taller and she is more muscular than anyone else. None of the holy relics of the Ninth are connected to her and the only thing on that planet that’s a part of her are her unknown mother’s bones.

#more nova Gideon pls pls pls #the locked tomb #gideon nav #neco gideon #I love her #she probably watched her mothers bones all the time #did she move her around ?? because if she did Wake would have been PISSED #her monster of a daughter her BOMB being one of those monster … #I saw someone’s tags saying she probably covered her hair too #and yeah man… #she probably covered her hair and her face #and if she found a way to cover her eyes in a ‘ninth’ way #she would do that too #she wouldn’t know but she’d ​be hiding everything from her mother #and all the while wanting to be connected to her