Okay, homies, have I got a story for you! 😂😂😂
So, li'l while back, I ordered myself some new loungewear to get me through some tough times, including some pajama pants with the print pictured here.
My four-year-old, who has been informed, and has finally accepted, that he is a Baby Goku, but doesn't yet understand what "chibi" is, saw my pajamas and went, "THAT'S BABY GOKU! I'M BABY GOKU!" and I was like, "Correct, young man." He then made some inquiries about the two other fellows, having not seen Dragon Ball Z, on account of he's four years old, and I do not want him imitating that behavior, because he ain't got but maybe half a lick of sense on a good day, and 0% accurate estimation of danger.
With no knowledge of the source material--and I really wanna emphasize this--he went on to inform me of the following:
THAT'S BABY VEGETA. VEGETA IS VERY FIERCE!!!
BABY PICCOLO IS SERIOUS.
VEGETA GETS MAD. HE YELLS A LOT.
I then tried to explain Vegeta's character arc to my four-year-old in an age-appropriate way. Which kinda went like, "Uh...yeah...well...uh. When he first shows up and meets everybody, Vegeta's...a bully. And he wants to fight. But...he...learns...better? And they solve some problems together, and after a while, he's their friend???" Which resulted in:
THAT'S BABY GOKU. HE'S MY FRIEND. HES MY BEST FRIEND!
PURPLE PICKLES IS GOOD. AND GREEN...GREEN PICKLES ARE VERY GOOD FOR YOU!
And I was like, "Ya darn right, homie. That's what's up." 😂😂😂
Because HE'S NOT WRONG!!! THAT'S AN EXTREMELY 💯 TAKE!!! And I'm adopting "Purple Pickles" as my headcanon for Piccolo's online handle for his troll accounts that he uses to troll Vegeta, who is an absolute Boomer On The Internet, on the internet.
I freakin' love kids, man.
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oh no your greasy drummer boyfriend has been cloned what do you do act fast!!!!!!!!!!!
(aggie doodles with @bugbabyjesus)
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Sometimes you gotta just let the universe do its thing. What are ya gonna do, fight the universe? I don't think so. Be a purple pickle, nothing's real, it doesn't matter!
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panda.
why did you like that one lust post
NO PURPLE DICKS >:(
MAGIC PURPLE PICKLE DICK
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