#my irl kid

[flannelepicurean]

Okay, homies, have I got a story for you! 😂😂😂

So, li'l while back, I ordered myself some new loungewear to get me through some tough times, including some pajama pants with the print pictured here.

My four-year-old, who has been informed, and has finally accepted, that he is a Baby Goku, but doesn't yet understand what "chibi" is, saw my pajamas and went, "THAT'S BABY GOKU! I'M BABY GOKU!" and I was like, "Correct, young man." He then made some inquiries about the two other fellows, having not seen Dragon Ball Z, on account of he's four years old, and I do not want him imitating that behavior, because he ain't got but maybe half a lick of sense on a good day, and 0% accurate estimation of danger.

With no knowledge of the source material--and I really wanna emphasize this--he went on to inform me of the following:

THAT'S BABY VEGETA. VEGETA IS VERY FIERCE!!!

BABY PICCOLO IS SERIOUS.

VEGETA GETS MAD. HE YELLS A LOT.

I then tried to explain Vegeta's character arc to my four-year-old in an age-appropriate way. Which kinda went like, "Uh...yeah...well...uh. When he first shows up and meets everybody, Vegeta's...a bully. And he wants to fight. But...he...learns...better? And they solve some problems together, and after a while, he's their friend???" Which resulted in:

THAT'S BABY GOKU. HE'S MY FRIEND. HES MY BEST FRIEND!

PURPLE PICKLES IS GOOD. AND GREEN...GREEN PICKLES ARE VERY GOOD FOR YOU!

And I was like, "Ya darn right, homie. That's what's up." 😂😂😂

Because HE'S NOT WRONG!!! THAT'S AN EXTREMELY 💯 TAKE!!! And I'm adopting "Purple Pickles" as my headcanon for Piccolo's online handle for his troll accounts that he uses to troll Vegeta, who is an absolute Boomer On The Internet, on the internet.

I freakin' love kids, man.

#kids #parenting #small children #my irl kid #dbz #dragon ball z #goku #vegeta #piccolo #baby goku #accurate #character interpretation #clocked those character traits immediately #lol #bout had their backstories intuited #my boy #purple pickles tho #purple pickles #ice cold take #he's not wrong #kids say the funniest things

[bixels]

Some pieces from my art final last quarter.

I haven’t returned to Taiwan/China in a decade. My family, my cousins, have grown up without me; I don’t even know what they look like anymore. This series superimposes cartoon self portraits onto real photos taken by myself and my mother during my last visit ten years ago. The photos have been collaged with elements of childhood. The series reclaims my memories of Taiwan/China and reckons with the passing of time and the changing of space, flattening my experiences into a fictional, digital world where I never left.

The bottom piece is a timelapse of my old family house from 2009 to 2023, now an apartment block.

#my art #me #irl #personal #my first thought when combing through old photos for this project was #god I used to be goofy silly fun #I used to be a kid #now I’m some guy #constantly tired and stressed #“look at you so young and happy! where do the years go?

[attleboy]

not tadc art BUT i just realized you guys have never seen the giant ceramic lps i made in senior year of high school and i need to show her off like look at her... my darling girl... posing with the original i based her off of for size comparison

she is very obviously made by human hands [lumpy] but that is part of her charm and you cannot convince me otherwise

and since her head and body are separate, she can turn her head in all directions just like the real deal!!

okay that is all. you have seen her now back to your normal programming

#i made her for a project where you had to size up a small household item and i was like would a toy count and they told me to go for it #also don't make fun of me for she/her ing a sculpture the original lps was my favorite as a kid so she is very much a full being to me #littlest pet shop #ceramics #my art #btw don't expect more ceramics i had a lot of fun with this but i have not had the time or resources since to do anything like this #anddd if you know me irl and recognize her uh. shhhhh .

[fumifooms]

Kaka compilation

Because everyone is sleeping on him. Witness his greatness!! First two Kaka colored icons were colored by me, lineart by Ryoko Kui though!

Kaka & Kiki are kinda like Laios & Falin… Kaka being stoic and giving repressed energy like early Laios, Kiki being cryptic and always smiling and kinda soft-looking. Autism siblings 2, ostracized and othered as kids and have a deep bond due to sticking together through it all, though unlike with Laios their parents are very loving so Kaka developed family as a big value more than Laios (bc asides for Falin Laios doesn’t care much about it).

In the gnome festival comic you can see Kaka is more emotive than he seems! Full with a :3 face, and he’s the one crying at the end. He’s insecure about his legs and being tall… It really got to him. Conceal don’t feel. In the gnome festival comic you also see him sensing others’ gaze on him and that something is off unlike Kiki, again Laios-like in the way that judgement from others gets to him more than her.

#The twins are so autistic swag #A falin just as chilled out and smiling and a laios who never stopped repressing #They’re so neurodivergent and they’re allowed to just exist I love you Kui. Kaka is just literally me #I looove characters that are hard to know and hard to read/easily misunderstood. They’re my favorite thing #LOOK AT THE WAY HE SMILES THE WAY HE BLUSHESSS HE’S PERFECT and I would take a harpoon to the chest for him thank u #I do love Kiki too btw but I’ve been seeing her in fancontent and posts way more than Kaka so I had to give him some spotlight #But also Laios is my fave of the Toudens so this very much checks out #Their pre-Flokes story would be interesting to analyze too #Dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #kaka floke #Kaka #Kiki and kaka #floke twins #As you may guess from my new-ish icon I am in my kaka era #ALSO I SWEAR TO GOD STOP BEING MEAN ABOUT HIS NAME #KA IS A SYLLABLE IN MY IRL NAME. YES I WAS BULLIED AND CALLED KAKA AS A KID. MY NAME ALSO MEANS UGLY STUFF IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE #KAKA’S A PRETTY NAME I’LL DIE ON THIS HILL. IT’S NOT WEIRD IF YOU DON’T MAKE IT WEIRD #Oh also another laios falin parallel: they both sort-of-date the same woman

[hazel2468]

"UWU op defends Israel UWU"-

Have I not made it clear enough what I think of the Israeli government? Have I not made it clear enough that what infuriates me the MOST about all of this shit going on is that neither government gives a damn and civilians will CONTINUE to die because Hamas and Netanyahu are cranking that war machine for their own benefit? Have I not made it clear that I think what the Israeli government is doing is fucking horrific, a war crime, murder, a violation of human rights?

Why do I even need to MAKE that clear? Why is it that you can talk about LITERALLY anything else, any other country, and people don't rush to fucking accuse you of personally supporting the government when you discuss the wrongs committed against a people, but the SECOND you're a Jew you have to justify your stance about Israel?

Why is it that I cannot even be angry about the slaughter of MY FUCKING PEOPLE. Innocents. Civilians. Fucking CHILDREN. The slaughter of the Palestinian people. Innocents. Civilians. FUCKING CHILDREN.

Without one of you absolute fucking monsters deciding to slap some shit on an unrelated post about how "uwu op defends an apartheid state just ignore that"? Do you have to make it part of EVERYTHING I do? Do you consider everything I put out there tainted somehow because I don't support your joy, your cheering, your unrestrained GLEE at the murder of Jews? Do I need to publish a fucking thesis on my stance on Israel, Palestine, and their respective governments like a fucking disclaimer any time I want to talk about myself, my oppression, my experience as a Jew, or a disabled person, or a queer person, because you fuckers cannot for five seconds be NORMAL about Jews?

To decide to slap something about Israel and Palestine on a post I made about MY oppression, about how people will oppress you no matter who you actually are- it all depends who they think you are. It's a bit ironic, isn't it? Doesn't QUITE fit, but it's funny that someone would read that post, agree with it, and then think "Ah yes, THIS is the place to put some tags about how OP, a Jew who has been reeling for the last couple of weeks about the violence, who has been checking on their Israeli friends every day to make sure they aren't fucking dead, who is dealing with vicious antisemitism from people who they thought were friends, who watched as the people claiming to be progressive supporters of human rights on this hellsite and others OVERWHELMINGLY reply to the murder of their people with good they deserved it fuck you, is CLEARLY a defender of an apartheid state and that makes them a bad person because something something I don't know what nuance tastes like and I am a bigoted ass."

I am TIRED.

#antisemitism #i/p #seriously I am exhausted #fuck all of you #I can count on my hands how many people have actually been supportive and kind to me #I have LOST count of how many people #both online and IRL #have either been dismissive and cold #or outright HAPPY that Jews died and will continue to die #I have lost count of how many people here I thought were decent human beings #who I had to block because they responded with a resounding GOOD to what hamas did #and now you fucking antisemitic fucks are dragging this shit onto unrelated posts #and that's nothing NEW you've always been like this #but it is especially exhausting now #the fact that this shit is coming from like #other Americans too? #are you fucking KIDDING ME? #You LIVE here and you don't control everything the fucking government does #but oh every Israeli civilian is responsible and they deserve to be killed #just call me a kike and go instead of doing that shit #at least the Nazis are direct about how much they want me dead #although frankly I'm having trouble telling the difference these days #between you leftist fucks and the Nazis

[sualne]

yeah.

#one piece #eustass kid #killer one piece #kidkiller #my art #described in alt text #as usual qpr or romo valid readings ect. they just wont leave my mind #those are going to be tumblr exclusive cause theres irl people who knows me that also knows/follows my twitter and hhhh no. nopeeee.

[goodmorningbatterycity]

"...She befriends four freelance anarchists, children born of violence and rock'n'roll...The future relies on these four men known only as the Fabulous Four."

#danger days #true lives of the fabulous killjoys #party poison #jet star #fun ghoul #kobra kid #killjoys #the fabulous four #my chemical romance #mcredit #mychemicalromanceedit #mcr #gerard way #mikey way #ray toro #frank iero #mod posts #irl

[zivazivc]

What do the band mates look like now?

Hed's a dad, and Les finally found a shirt that fits him

#technically this isn't 'now' either because the kids are already a little older in the present #i just love drawing babies #liv and flea disappear from my brain when they leave the band so idk what they look like now lol #trolls #dreamworks trolls #ex bandmates #trolls oc #les #hed #hed's kids #my art #answered #hed's hair is basically just a bit longer and he let his undercut grow out #and no more goatee #and les wears his bangs and dreads pushed back and grew a long ass beard #(it was inspired by wayne static. i just love his insane hair and beard it was such a cool look. guy just had troll hair irl. rip dude) #the kids designs aren't final because the girlfriend's design isn't final yet either #the gf is basically the last member of the band who joins after floyd leaves

[girlwithherheadinthestars]

father figure prompts pt. 2 (cw: daddy issues)

because like. teachers who have adopted the traumatized gifted kids in their classes as their children >>>>>>

"you need a break. you're working too hard."

"i don't care that you didn't do that assignment i'm more worried about the fact that you're crying."

bursting into his office whenever you're upset: are you busy?

^him: yes. (closes his laptop) what's up?

^me: aren't you...

^him: your principal can go step off a balcony. this is clearly more important.

"you're more than just smart. you're funny and sweet and talented -- don't let anyone reduce you to just smart."

"i'm so scared for the midterm if i'm being honest."

^"why? your worst grade in my class is a 95."

^"yes but i don't want to disappoint -- "

^"get a B."

^"what?"

^"i'm being serious. get a B. that's more than enough. don't kill yourself overstudying for a perfect score."

"you're literally a child. this isn't your responsibility. don't worry about it. just...go have fun."

"stop studying and go out please for the love of god."

part. 1

#had similar convos irl tbh it healed my heart #tag me if you use one of these i would love to read <3 #writeblr #writing #spilled ink #writing prompts #father figure #father figure prompts #gifted kid syndrome #dialogue prompts #character dialogue #dialogue prompt #writing dialogue #dialogue ideas #writing ideas #creative writing #prompts

[veveisveryuncool]

kine is based off mola mola sunfish, which are about 6ft in size!!therefore i raise you: mola mola sunbathing party!! (+ the slightly more realistic animal friends :DD)

OKAY i did a lot of research on animals for this one!! feel free to read my notes under the cut 👇

kine: is a mola mola/ocean sunfish, specifically from pacific waters! i'm in love with the idea of this six foot behemoth next to all the tiny creatures of dreamland, and as someone with a crippling obsession with fish, i had to draw him :] pacific mola molas match the distinctive petal-shaped clauvus (not a caudal fin!) that kine has, but don't have a lot of iconic lip action, which is why i tried to make it seem like a... discolored snout? molas are typically one color, and the blue color could seem natural from an angle, so let's pretend that real!kine just has lots of cool barnacles.

coo: is taken from @starflungwaddledee's dusky eagle owl notes! they literally look so much like coo it's insanee + i added the stripes to his wings. finding the bird-to-cartoon ratio was kinda hard actually 😭 birds are hard to draw what

rick: is based on a golden hamster (aka syrian hamster)!!! he's exactly the type of hamster you think of when you think of a normal hamster. golden hamsters are technically one of the largest hamsters, but still only stand at about 7 inches— so i decided to use his cartoon logic to keep him somewhat relative to coo

chuchu: SHE'S A FLAPJACK OCTOPUS SHE'S LITERALLY A FLAPJACK OCTOPUS!!!! scientists actually wanted to name the species "adorabilis" and just look them up please they're so cute!!! you can tell that DL3 character designers had flapjack octopi on their minds when they designed her. their fins look similar to a bow, and i obviously couldn't get rid of that, so i gave her both :]]

nago: is a calico cat. he's not overly cartoonish in his game design in regards to how he looks as a cat— he is undeniably a cat. i let my middle school warrior cats obsession take over for that one. calicos are almost always female, so i also raise you trans nago 🫶

pitch: resembles a warbling white eye, according to wikirby. i tend to draw him similar to one anyways, thanks to adeleine's slightly more realistic drawings in the DL3 credits. he's definitely also been sized up to fit in with the rest of the cast, since a 4-inch bird wouldn't exactly be visible.

thanks for listening to my rambles about animals!! i tried to keep a good mix between realism and video game designs just for kicks and giggles, hopefully it doesn't fall into a weird uncanny valley haha :] ✌️

#honestly. i am terrified of molas. would scream if i saw one. anything bigger than a pleco would scare me irl #this is why i stick to fishtank sized fishies lmao #i hope i did my animal research right! pulled up a crap ton of references for these lol (i was the animal facts kid) #kirby series #kirby #veves ultra cool art #kine the fish #rick the hamster #coo the owl #chuchu kirby #pitch kirby #nago the cat #bandana waddle dee #gooey kirby #yeah 😎 i tagged them all #spent a week working on these my pencil is dead

[efplanning]

idkkkk been trying to think about efverse ditto stuff a little ???

#my art #ditto #espeon #ev #the kids #jswc i dont think pokemon eggs work exactly like irl animal eggs... #(also 2nd thing /May/ cancel out if your Other Parent like. isnt flexible at all *cough* eon) #the family

[radio-venom]

no. listen. a twin fight is different. you’re the same, you’re nothing like them, you’re enemies, you know each other better than anyone, you will never understand them, you’ve been compared since birth, you’re each other’s oldest companion, you’d kill each other, you’d kill for each other, you’re each other’s reflection, you know everything that’s hurts them the most and you can tear them to shreds better than anyone on earth and they can do the same to you. you are hurting yourself.

#this is about trigun lmfao #apply this to whatever twins you want tho lol #it’s also about me and my twin irl #trigun #yes it was a sibling fight but a twin fight is different it’s so hard to understand unless you have a twin #you’ve been at the exact same stage of everything every moment of your life #you have almost a psychic understanding #you want to kill them for what they did to you or rather what your circumstances made you do to each other #you are both each other and so far removed from each other your relationship to them sickens you #trigun got the twin fight right #nai is dead you killed him killed vash more than actually killing him could #i don’t hate my twin anymore but we tore each other apart as kids #lol sorry kelsey #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #millions knives

[a-lonelydrawer]

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#lmk #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #sun wukong #six eared macaque #lmk sun wukong #lmk macaque #shadowpeach #shadowpeachshipping #my art #im gonna be the most annoying person when i get these dolls IRL HEHEEE

[hyunpic]

hyunjin on bubble

#hyunjin #skz #stray kids #🧼 #MY COTTONFLUFF 😔……. #i just actually pouted irl. #in the second one #he’s recharging as a cutie so he can evolve to cuntress later today

[ceaselessbasher]

The reveal that Wirt and Greg are like from the 90s and they're just dressed up for Halloween instead of some weird old timey kids is NOTHING compared to the reveal of who Sara and Jason are

#my boy is living a teenage drama in his head where everyone hates him and Jason is the cool kid who has everything he wants #while irl everyone is pretty chill and Jason is just another guy #YES I'M WATCHING OVER THE GARDEN WALL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2023 MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS #over the garden wall #otgw #otgw wirt

[maxsix]

#lee minho #minho #lee know #stray kids #stray kids minho #skz minho #maxsixgif #i too dissociate whilst getting my make up done #i need a tag of him dissociating irl #it's incredibly relatable #scorpio bestie