#relatable two be honest

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Roxy: when we get back 2 earth i want to work in a cat cafe

Dirk: Like, serving drinks?

Roxy: nah i want 2 b one of the cats!!!!

#submission #source: toby fox #<hes a funny guy. i like his funny tweets #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #relatable two be honest #mod kanaya #i'll go like nya~ and claw the face off of some unsuspecting client #except y'all our fellow followers you can come closer nothing wrong is going to happen you can trust me :)

[malleleothreesome]

i wish tumblr was more like twitter where I could just scream my meaningless thoughts to the void inconsequentially whenever I want using short, haphazard text posts, but for some reason I have a deep, all-consuming fear of bothering my followers by filling their dash with low quality content. like theres a sense of foreboding that someone's gonna see my shitty text post and have it be the last straw before they unfollow me—I mean why dO I CARE... but i do...

#facing my fear by posting this #it feels like a satellite is gonna strike me down the second i hit post now #omg whats wrong with me #wait...why is this pic so fellow honest #relatable king #this post was written after 6k words; 12 hours straight + two evenings after work of azul breeding request

[alex-just-vibing]

i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism

#im not a woman i just love that phrase so much #anyways sorry i havent been posting like at all ive been literally just playing botw #this is the ideal body structure for a man yall just haters #also whatever gender link has. thats me. i want that. #and honest to god its so much fun ive been having a blast. most of the time #some puzzles do suck dick and balls tho #and like. 10k rupees for a great fairy? jesus christ miss. what the scallop #but overall 10/10 experience cant wait to get to totk #unrelated to sidon but vaguely related to the post #me and my friends were going back and forth at lunch w sum fictional hear me outs #(no one wanted to hear me out for sidon (💔💔💔 theyre just haters)) #we alll agreed that live action rodrick heffley (from the first two movies) is the ideal man. idc what yall say #one of them did say smth like oh you cant just put eyeliner on a man and call him hot #when like that's literally the rules?? sorry man i dont make them i just enforce em #but like thats written in lgbt law??? #smh chat #anyways #im tired #my stuff #oh god that was a ramble #im so normal chat

[bear-cubs-art-things]

Nappy nap after a long day working the shop

#bear cub art things #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #shshshdhfhf #crowley good omens #aziraphale good omens #I was thinking how I should try and draw the other demons/angels/humans #but my mind is all abt these two to be perfectly honest #they're the couple ever #and also my mind is about to spontaneously combust #someone ask me abt my good omens hcs #<- if you really want to hear em. Being that most you you guys aren't familiar with good omens you don't have to #will add one here bc it relates to the piece #aziraphale is a great pillow methinks. #I won't elaborate but if yk yk

[mane--attraction]

Jotun Physiology Headcanon (with respect to one Loki Laufeyson)

A/N: I FORGOT I STARTED WRITING THIS. I created the draft on October 16, 2020 :,) I think the last time I edited it before this week was like 2022.

 A bit different than what's been on this blog so far, but I've had this concept for years and figured I'd put it out there in my own way. :)

MINORS DNI

Regardless of how “bestial” they are or not (the Asgardians are not exactly reliable narrators), the Jotuns are creatures of the cold; this much is clear. Therefore, one might assume that physical activities that generate too much heat would be less than ideal, especially ones that require skin-to-skin contact, even if they want to engage in it. So, for the continuation of their species, biology might have given them a further incentive: aphrodisiac sexual fluids. Ingesting it (both male and female fluids) is the most immediate way to gain any effects, although the chemicals that create the aphrodisiac portion can also be absorbed through the various membranes during sex (male-giving), although the results aren't as pronounced as swallowing the fluids.

So. Back to Loki. :)

Similar to how he is unable to cause frostbite and other Jotun things in his Asgardian illusion, the effects are less pronounced when Loki appears Asgardian. That isn’t to say it doesn’t work, because it definitely does, but not to the same extent as when he is visually a Frost Giant; in general, the effects double (at a minimum) in his true natural state. Asgardians are not affected much: they just get essentially a buzz, a little push; they may grow warm, a little extra arousal, but nothing major. Humans, being far removed from the conditions of the rest of the Nine Realms (magic and other various things that I have no knowledge of), are far more susceptible to its effects: even a fraction of fluid is enough to start something—a heat in the loins, quickening of the heart, an increased desire...and a full “dose”? Burning need, stronger than the most turned on a person has ever been, enough to take over their thoughts entirely, if it's allowed to get that far. And such an all-consuming desire can only be fulfilled in one way: engaging in sex with the one who caused this altered state. And, even then, it's a bit of a cyclical thing, because the more fluids enter the body, the longer the effects last...but if one does not fuck, then one will be incapacitated for at least a day or few, if not more, depending on how much has been consumed. And this is just the baseline from his Asgardian default; from his Jotun form, expect to become delirious with a need that nothing on Earth could even hope to instill in a person, enough to feel like one will go mad.

Side note: There is no such thing as "a little bit of cum" for male Frost Giants. Naturally, they're typically, well, giants, so it's proportional (mostly). This means that Loki produces an...excessive amount when compared to an Asgardian or a human, regardless of which form he takes. Not typically enough to overflow as an Asgardian, it's a bit more within believability then. As a Jotun, prepare to have him leaking down your thighs. Y'know, if your mind isn't leaking out of your head from wanting him so badly. :)

Did I write this whole thing just to excuse the fact that I wanted Loki to have aphrodisiac cum to write a couple particular scenes that may or may not ever be posted? Yes, yes I did.

#I'm gonna be honest #this was hella self-indulgent; always was #also i ended up writing it out for one other person #you know who you are ;) (hopefully lol) #loki #mcu loki #loki Laufeyson #loki odinson #loki friggason #loki hc #loki smut hc #jotun #cw aphrodisiac #aphrodisiac #Headcanons #loki headcanon #lemon #ive had this halfway done for like two to three years now #also i used Laufeyson to indicate further that I'm relating it to his biology #HOPEFULLY THIS ALL MAKES SENSE AND RELATES PROPERLY TO WHAT I'VE ACTUALLY WRITTEN BEFORE LOL

[nixotinix]

Ok guys. A lot of y'all follow me on here for my Jackson and Holt content. Which I love!! But now I gotta know, and everybody is actually legally required to participate in this poll. I know we shouldn't pit two people who are technically the same person against each other, but I have to know everyone's personal decision:

Do feel free to defend and explain your pick in replies or reblogs. Get your votes in, people, so we can once and for all decide which one comes out on top.

#monster high #jackson jekyll #holt hyde #tumblr polls #monster high poll #if i had to pick? #i've done a lot of thinking about this topic #and if I'm being 100% honest my pick between the two of them is: #Holt!! #oh where do i even start with him? #he's super energetic and fun but has a softer side. he loves music #he has very few actual friends and most people view him as a prop. #his identity crisis is a character in and of itself. he isnt even supposed to exist. #he is literally a medical anomaly. and he isn't sure if he's an actual person #or if he's just the parts of jackson that he doesn't like. #he almost died that one time because of something out of his control and was expected to bounce back to please other people. #and then nobody even asked if he was okay. #even his other half's best friend doesn't really take the time of day to hang out with him and he's pretty sure his other half hates him. #if the fact that holt has jackson in his friends list but jackson doesn't have holt on his is anything to go by. #holt's character is just. so relatable to me. #oh and on top of all that he has a cool design! #and a pet chameleon! #crossfade my beloved

[ssshh-im-a-secret]

I've realized I cannot be left to my own devices. Because I would be that dumb bitch to act on my impulsive thoughts when there's no one there to stop me.

I would probably buy a plane ticket to a random destination with no planning and not think about it, or randomly decide to roadtrip across state lines for no goddamn reason, or get a piercing or tattoo, impulsively.

Because I have very little impulse control. It's better when my friends are there, but not by much.

So I have come to a very serious conclusion:

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Never let me live alone.

#relatable? #funny #hilarious #lol #is this an adhd thing #it feels like an adhd thing #mental illness #impulsive thoughts #giving into impulsive thoughts #impulsive #dont let me live alone #please i am begging you #do not let me live alone #i would be the dumb bitch to buy a kitchen appliance i dont need #and then forget it exists after using it daily for like two weeks #i would struggle so hard to live alone that i honest to god do not think i can #i would give into my impulsive thoughts so easily #i could call my best friends up daily and ask them guess what i did today and they would probably never be right #college #adhd? maybe? #adhd?

[manofthepipis]

I heavily headcanon that spamton has adhd (although tbh I am heavily projecting).

Just his erraticness and emotional instability gives off huge adhd vibes, along with no volume control (my voice too does whatever the fuck it wants and I won't notice until someone points it out lmao)

Also since I subscribe to oldest of the group hc, it likely put him behind his peers.

(Just watching everyone do what they're meant to do and just not being able to measure up because even your best effort isn't enough and you don't know why you're like this why you can't be as good as the rest of them is just...oof. it be like that sometimes)

And also he's impulsive as fuck (I choose to see the constantly changing prices on his wares as a joke on unstable e-currency and a testament to how he can't stick to some decisions worth a damn)

TLDR: comfort bastard character my beloved (that your fics actually introduced me to, so thank you very much for the brainrot <3)

honestly anon i'm w u (fellow adhd individual here) and though i desperately try not to project in my writing, trying to keep the character as in-character as possible with some leeway, some projection is inevitable lmao

i rlly think his character, while charming and fun, is also immensely relatable. For reasons you've pointed out, like relating to the other addisons and feeling like he's 'behind' them, to where he compensates this with his delusions of grandeur and a strongly-unhealthy god complex. Oof. this guy. He hasn't had the best support system or the healthiest of habits, and unfortunately was put into a very dark place during a very dark time.

but i can definitely see the build behind this headcanon. His character does give off some of those vibes. I try not to diagnose spamton, chalking his habits up to his spammy email antics and existence as email, but regardless its nice to have some personal traits resonate in a character and it can be comforting.

(he's my comfort character as well i wrap him in a blanket but also will dunk him headfirst into a pool <3)

#also also i'm so happy my fics lead you to gain more appreciation for spamton #he's everything to me #lil skrunkly and his themes and motifs are just so fun to play with #asks #he's been rotting my brain for officially two years now 🎉🥳🥳 #i'll be honest with you i don't relate as much to spamton as i do jevil #i find myself projecting a lot more there #just hnnnghrhrhd #clown man #but i write spamton as a MC because he has the potential to be SUCH an unreliable narrator and i eat that shit up #but ty sm for your ask and i'm glad you enjoy it!! :D

[konstantya]

Me: I will just take a little nap! Maybe 20 minutes?

My inability to sleep the last three nights: Nah, bitch, you’re going out for a WHOLE HOUR.

#i really can't complain considering how little sleep i've been getting at night pfft #i'm fine i think it's just general excitement mixed with it being a rough time of year #not easter-related but easter just happens to fall really close to Rough Anniversary this year #even Rough Anniversary is pretty okay if we're being honest but i've noticed my body gets...weird #grief is weird guys #not least because it sometimes manifests more physically than mentally/emotionally #(flashback to four years ago when i basically slept for two days straight and had full fucking body aches and was like #''is this grief or is it covid???'' spoiler alert: it was grief lololol) #personal

[interstellarsystem]

We'll get to the asks that are actual questions soon when we have the spoons--for now we're going to queue some more stuff. We have a bunch of ideas for original posts to write about our experiences because there's been another push for people to do that more lately so we're trying to also save spoons for those.

#we havent forgotten theres asks there #we have two to answer rn #we're just busy a lot of the time to be perfectly honest but we have full intentions of getting to them #just like. dont feel bad about asking questions if we dont get to them for a bit #we arent mad we just have adhd lol. we're 100% fine with questions always we just take time #op #merlin (xe/he/they) #not alterhuman related #except it is but anyway

[magentagalaxies]

tonight is a "getting emotional over paul bellini" kind of night <3

#just thinking about how lucky i am that not only did he see me being a nerd over mouth congress almost two years ago and reach out to say hi #but also that in our first conversation he asked about my comedy and immediately was interested in seeing where it could go #like i have a distinct type of dynamic with each of the kith people i know of course #but bellini's always going to be special to me bc he's the first one i met. he's the one who met me before i knew anyone related to kith #both scott and bruce met me as someone who already knew someone from the show. but bellini met me as just a random fan #like he didn't have to bring me into the world of kith as much as he did but he wanted to! #and idk i'm just thinking about it bc in my little interview i did with him for my final in a comedy class #i did ask him what it was about my comedy that made him think it had potential #and he gave such a thoughtful answer that really showed he thinks i'm funny and that i could be a great comedian #and he referenced past work i've shown him etc. and it was all in that great bellini tone where he's very complimentary #but it never feels disingenuous or like he's just being nice bc he respects you enough to tell you his honest opinions #i value a compliment from scott or bruce or paul very much bc they're all some of my favorite comedians and my mentors #and of course having a different dynamic with each of them means i will value their comments in different ways #and i wouldn't say i value one person's feedback more than another's #but there's always something special about bellini bc he's the one who has known me the longest and knew me before all of this #(technically he's the only one who got to know me as a teenager bc i was 19 when we met even tho my 20th birthday was a few weeks later) #and yeah i really hope he's having a good night tonight bc he deserves it

[nowandthane]

I'm taking poetry requests <3 ty @memoryallaloneinthemoonlight

I went with the first one. I've written three Solavellan poems before and I never utilised mirrors in any of them 😅 this is only a short one though

what do you see in your reflection– the guide or the follower? the lover or the liar? the hunter or the hunted? i’ll turn all these mirrors into shards and paint them with your blood.

my other solavellan poems are Spellbound, Howling for the Moon and Hunter, Hunted

#i would say this little bit of poetry relates to hunter hunted most #since its angry solavellan not angsty melancholy solavellan #ill post those other two to tumblr someday soon #dragon age #dai #solas #solavellan #my poems #dragon age poems #i will be honest im not sure what the relation is between garrus and warm tropical steam im so sorry 😭 #and the others were a little too general for me to just start writing #but i saw mirrors and was immediately like #'yes. stab.' #anyway ty again i hope you like this <3 #asks #well its not but i want this in the same tag lol #memoryallaloneinthemoonlight #poetry asks

[somedaytakethetime]

~*duality*~

#*judgmentally stares you down* #*smiles like a happy little boy* #i love his two whole moods 🥰🥰🥰 #he's honest to god so relatable #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #big daddy 🥺 #he's also so big.. LORD HAVE MERCY

[songofwizardry]

ok look I've had a really really really busy/exhausting few weeks, work related and otherwise, and I have had to mark a lotta papers (they are all done now!) but like. I do really, really, really love my job. it is wild and so weird to me sometimes that I just. get to do this, and i am grateful as hell for it.

#teaching #text post #my post #hi can you tell the combination of #extremely early morning very weird day with lots of (work related) stress and then finishing the stress so massive relief #and then a fun evening that has made me full of adrenaline #is getting to me #i am very buzzed but the statement is true. most of the time. all of the time if i'm being honest #it sometimes doesn't feel it when i am in the midst of marking 120 massive papers #but like. the good things are always there #idk i do think it's a really privileged position to be in #like what is more wonderful than building connections with young people and hopefully helping them learn and you chat to them about things #and they come back and tell you things and you get to watch them grow and change and learn and #it happens every day over and over #my adrenaline is wearing off i'm out of words but like #look. it's a really good job ok. i am incredibly wildly lucky to get to do it #do i hate marking YES do i think people do not realise how much work goes into teaching ALSO YES #but god the kids and young people and staff and communities make it so incredibly worth it #update i made this post late last night and didn't post it bc i am not to be trusted when i am that tired and adrenalined #it is now the next day i slept a very very long time (genuinely it's been a fucking Lot of things for the the last two/three weeks ok) and #yeah the point still stands #so it is being posted #bc Positivity etc

[wvrlock]

ooc

#i keep thinking of my heckna campaign (it's always on my mind and has been for over two years yeah) #but ummmm yeah my players can never find a day to play #i love that campaign i love playing it with them but it's a bit exhausting being the only person trying #there's one of my players who joined recently and was a spectator until very recently who's responsible #but aside from that im the one chasing after them always #and im... well #im attached to them as players and do have fun witb them but truth be told I don't really consider them friends anymore #they did some questionable things to a mutual friend #and i told them i wanted to talk about it because it upset me but that wouldnt change our relationship #because they had done nothing to me personally #but we never got to talk. in fact we havent seen each other in person for almost a year #when they know im unemployed and frankly free on most days #they never text me first either and we only talk about rp-related stuff #which doesn't really hurt anymore? they aren't my friends but they're my players and im okay with thar #but now... yeah they're kinda elusive as players as well #i know if i go and tell them i want to drop our campaigns i will lose them for good. there is nothing between us anymore #that does sadden me a little because they aren't bad people and i have loved them so so much #but... yeah they didn't make any efforts as friends and now they don't do it as players either #i think i could be able to put together a new table to be honest #because i do want to run heckna. it is a campaign that means so so so much to me #and... well i can live without dragon heist i suppose? i was really invested in my player's dynamics #and relationships with npcs #and i was SO excited to see it develop... but i don't think that's gonna happen in... idk years? #im just... thinking. #i could be my 'game day' to. you know. actually play something #ooc #negativity cw

[doomedlightningshard]

and as i watched from underneath i came aware of all that she dreamed the little foxes, so safe and sound they were not dead, they'd gone to ground

#fell down into a pit with these two when that was REALLY not the intention #but look - this is his second calamity and the first one was an abject disaster for his interpersonal relations for many reasons #and he runs across a shard of his ex that like Actually Resembles Her in both appearance and deed and she's like. stunningly fun- #and *dying* as it turns out #i have been just been rotating him being honest with her about what he is - not human and not from this star- #though i suspect he left out the bit about purposefully making this place a hellscape but that's for later #and like THE SHARD IS DOOMED ANYWAY- #the anyway is fake priest/sickly parishioner home visits and aquarium dates and transformative monsterfucking :) #we have amended goth anime bishounen emet-selch to goth anime fake priest bishounen emet-selch btw which has just. been a blast #i'm having such a good time with my awful barbies #doomed lightning shard #ourania #emet-selch #who is my oc don't worry about it-