At this point I had to make this
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Still love them both though <3
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Ooh wow. Ok, I'm unfollowing him now. I only really liked his early work, but I had no idea he sacrificed his only son.
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Prophet: bother, I have received a message from God!
Scribe: quick, you must tell me so I can record it
Prophet: God hath said: "reality version 1.8.5 patch notes: made geese 10% more aggressive, added seventeen new black holes, there is now 0.001% chance of a female mule spawning a mule foal, outcome of light traveling through slits now depends on observer's status..."
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alhamdullilah I’m on a great mission and it’s to yassify islamic history
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I would call it: the talk that would scare the white people. Everyone thought that was pretty funny.
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If you need the threat of eternal damnation in an endless pit of fire in order to be a good person, then you are absolutely NOT a good person.
You're a bad person on a leash.
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Not even a hot take. It's just deadass what's going on.
Boycott The Chosen, people!
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Stop giving kids Bible names w/out Bible lessons! Moses tried to rob me last night
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buddhism be like: get cycled idiot
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