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midnight-pluto · 3 months
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Y/N, talking about red lobster: im a whore for the cheesy biscuits
Jason: you say you’re a whore for everything
Y/N: oh yeah like what?
Jason: bottled water, massages, internet, burt’s bees, french fries, american spirits, blink 182…
Y/N: we need to hang out less
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midnight-pluto · 1 year
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[ Tim watering a plant ]
Dick: how long has he been doing that?
Damian: 4 months
Jason: Are we ever going to tell him it’s fake?
Damian: probably not
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midnight-pluto · 2 months
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[heroes on a deadly mission; last stage of the plan]
Heroes: I’ll go put it in
Robin: that’s what she said
Another Hero: DO YOU REALLY WANT YOUR LAST WORDS BEFORE WE ALL POTENTIALLY DIE BE THATS WHAT SHE SAID???
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midnight-pluto · 7 months
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Duke: I can’t believe you’re getting so worked up over some guy
Y/N: this one is different! He’s honest, and he’s sweet-
Duke: please.
Y/N: -he would never do anything to hurt me!
Duke: he’s a guy.
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midnight-pluto · 6 months
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Blade: I’m not playing hard to get
Blade: I am hard to get
Silverwolf: you’re hard to want
Blade: and you’re hard to look at bitch you’re fuckin ugly your point?
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midnight-pluto · 6 months
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[introduction for a new year]
Blade: my name is blade-
Silverwolf: boo 👎
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midnight-pluto · 1 year
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Jason: say yes to drugs
Dick: say no to drugs
Tim: it doesn’t matter what you say to drugs. If you’re talking to drugs, you’re obviously on drugs
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midnight-pluto · 5 months
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Spot: I’m getting real tired of you picking on me!
Spot: it won’t be so fun when the shoes on the other foot!
Miles: are you threatening me?
Miles: are you threatening me in sketchers?!
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midnight-pluto · 1 year
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Selina: Bruce was being annoying today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow 
Selina: there’s nothing special about tomorrow 
Selina: but there is something special about watching the color leaves his face as the panic takes over
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midnight-pluto · 1 year
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Katara: I’m pretty sure someone just said “you go girl!”
Sokka: no they did not.
Sokka: they distinctively said “Ooo gogurt!”
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