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ennuyeuxbabe · 2 months
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if julius caesar was one of them HOT-CHIP eatin' WOKE bisexual lying LIBERALS he would be julius xe/xir
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facestabbed · 1 year
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Romans when the bushes start speaking Germanic
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trying to find an old fanfic someone you followed on tumblr 5 years ago wrote only to find out their entire blog was deleted and barely any trace of it remains feels like how citizens of alexandria must have felt in 48BCE
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earlgrey24 · 1 month
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Brutus seeing the graffiti of him stabbing Caesar all over Rome, c. 44 BC
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demigoddessqueens · 1 month
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Happy 2,068th to when we should totally just stab Caesar!! Grab a knife with your bestie!
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charlesoberonn · 1 year
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girlcatilina · 7 months
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me as a parent
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destielmemenews · 5 months
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"The North Hertfordshire museum will now refer to the emperor Elagabalus with female pronouns.
Museum policy states the pronouns used in the displays will be those ‘the individual in question might have used themselves’ or whatever pronoun ‘in retrospect, is appropriate’."
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artofhitjim · 1 year
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🔪🔪🔪
Happy Ides of March!
Send a “Senatine” to a Co-Conspirator you love today!
(I’m not super active on tumblr, please follow me on Instagram or twitter)
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There lived a certain man, a proconsul of Gaul He was lean and sharp and his head was almost bald Most people looked at him with envy and awe But to Cato, he thought himself above the law He had conquered Gaul and asked the Senate For a triumph through their town And to run for consul - he could win it But they said "Stand down."
Ra ra Julie C., Nicomedes' teenage fling There was a man who couldn't let go Ra ra Julie C., really wanted to be king It was a shame how he stole the show
He crossed the Rubicon, invaded his own home But the Pompeians had already fled from Rome With hardly any fights he captured Italy Though Spain and Greece didn't come so easily He got nearly slaughtered by Dyrrhachium And the next four years of strife But he won and had the Senate make him Dictator for life
Ra ra Julie C., Cleopatra's Roman fling There was a man who couldn't let go Ra ra Julie C., really wanted to be king It was a shame how he stole the show
But as his bogus elections and his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The conspiracy to assassinate This man became bigger and bigger
"This Caesar's gotta go," declared his enemies But a new war loomed and he'd soon go overseas No doubt this dictator was difficult to harm And within Rome's walls, they couldn't carry arms Then they thought, a meeting of the Senate Fit just right, for on the Ides He would be alone for just a minute And Caesar would die
Ra ra Julie C., every Roman woman's fling They had him cornered, took out their knives Ra ra Julie C., really wanted to be king He grabbed a pen and fought for his life Ra ra Julie C., emperor foreshadowing They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Julie C., Brutus jabbed his ding-a-ling And so they stabbed him till he was dead
Oh, those Romans…
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youvebeengreeked · 2 months
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Happy Leap Day, Plebs.
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madame-helen · 9 months
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erene-e · 1 year
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its-a-geeks-world · 1 month
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oh dear caesar, we hardly knew ya
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