#roommate is right

[zarla-s]

the instincts remain...

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#undertale #handplates #asgore #gaster #z art #z comic #totally appropriate thing to do to your adult roommate #only asgore or toriel could get away with this #it is pretty rude to light up with someone right next to you #even if monster cigarettes aren't harmful to monsters (?) #he has DONE the SCIENCE

[7oranges]

birthday snowstorm yesterday <3

#Winter right now is perfect and beautiful and untouchable. #in two weeks i will want to die but for now i am happy and making snow angels in my backyard w the roommates<3 #ph #december #hear ye #my ph

[porrigens]

ryugoro silliness

#p5 #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #ryugoro #ryuji sakamoto #sakamoto ryuji #akechi goro #goro akechi #i like their dynamic purely based off their VA interactions but also they have the dynamic of being shitty roommates #the proscuitto pizza is based on akechi’s pizza order in one of the clips with the VAs help #also i should fyi that my p5 art that im sharing is at least #6 months old #and ive fallen off of it atm but im still happy to talk about my hcs #slowly chipping through my logs…:3 #pegoryus will come in soon its my fav i keep forgetting to share them #tumblr exclusive p5 art i dont think ive ever shared these om twt #again if their characters dont feel right i am SORRY! this is how i interpret them and its my silliness to enjoy

[operationslipperypuppet]

Jawbone giving Adaine all the gifts, dismissing the timing of it, then asking if she’d like to be adopted will never not make me cry

I mean “you’re easy to love, and anyone who couldn’t figure that out was a bozo”??????

#fucking. hell. #also my roommate is right here watching me cry without context #dimension 20 #fantasy high sophomore year #fantasy high #fhsy #jawbone o'shaughnessey #adaine abernant

[auxilioooo]

SPOILERS FOR THE MARVELS

In the memory flash back where Carol reflects on her time on earth with Maria, she has long hair. This basically confirms she cut her hair somewhere between the last three years of the blip. In other words, this kinda confirms that Carol cut her hair for Maria

#i’m going through emotions right now #i had therapy right after i saw the movie #and the new AJR album has a lot of emotions #Carol and Maria where a couple #you can’t convince me otherwise #marvel #ms marvel #kamala khan #captain marvel #carol danvers #the marvels #mcu #monica rambeau #photon #ms. marvel #maria rambeau #carol x maria #lesbian #bi #and they were roommates #the marvels spoilers

[cellgatinbo]

"...just roommates. just roommates, yeah. 😅"

#qsmp #tubbo #pactw #fitpac #hideduo #qsmp clips #this is what i'm doing at 5 in the morning instead of like. sleeping 👍 #having pac's face cam right next to his lil cubito is killing me. they're even doing the same lil head movements and small glances i swear #also they AREN'T EVEN ROOMMATESSSSSSSSS there is ONE requirement to be roommates and that is living together and they just do NOT #WHY are they like this (<3)

[honeylashofficial]

I made more :]

#don’t worry my roommate isn’t here this weekend #and even if she was she would be watching right alongside me #memes #hermitcraft #mcyt #hermitblr #hermitcraft memes #low res hermits #gamers outreach #charity

[sipsteainanxiety]

one of the things you'd never understand was how goddamn silent bakugou katsuki could be.

he was huge, for one thing, all six-foot-something of iron muscle and sharp angles. the training he had undergone in the past and continued doing to this day made him bulk up—particularly around his upper torso. a small waist led up to thick pecs and wide shoulders with just as wide biceps. he could crush you so easily with one hand alone, his palm big enough to cover nearly your entire face.

he was also so fucking loud at times. that was his entire hero persona—dynamight with the loud explosions that could temporarily deafen anyone who was close enough to them. his entire hero costume was a deadly configuration of grenades and other heavy gear too—things that cluttered and banged together whenever he moved around too much.

you'd seen him stomping around his agency before in his heavyset boots, so you knew he was the type to be big and bold with literally anything he did. he was always barking out orders with that raspy voice of his or yelling at his co-workers whenever they appeared at his agency to bug him for one reason or the other.

katsuki's very presence, personality, was just so. loud. thunderous.

so you didn't fucking understand why he kept sneaking up on you so easily.

it happened more often than you liked to admit. you'd be in the agency's breakroom, grabbing a cup of coffee to help you stay awake for the day when you'd turn around and he'd just—be there. standing silently behind you.

it made you jump every time, a yelp escaping your lips as you'd clutch a hand at your heart and glare up at him as he'd look down at you with a raised eyebrow.

"jeez! don't do that!" you'd scold him, scooting away slightly to put more space between the two of you. that was another thing—he just always seemed to be invading your personal space, intentional or not. "scared the hell out of me."

"'s not my fault y'don't pay attention," he'd grumble before reaching past you to grab one of the protein bars from a cabinet. you'd roll your eyes and walk away with your coffee cradled in your hand, not wanting to put up with him so early in the morning.

sometimes he'd get you while you were tinkering away in his agency's support lab.

in your defense, you tended to get absorbed in your work a lot, your hands fiddling with materials and tools that could be pretty loud or distracting. you didn't always hear when people would enter the lab, but they usually left you alone.

not katsuki, though.

you'd turn around with the intention of reaching for an item on the table behind you only to get startled when your face would come into contact with a broad chest.

fuck him and his steely pecs. nearly broke your goddamn nose.

"bakugou!" you'd screech, jumping back as you'd rub your nose with your eyes scrunched together. you had to force yourself to not tear up with how much it'd stung. "stop doing that!!"

"doin' what?" he'd say as though he wasn't fucking creeping up on you on purpose. and maybe he wasn't, but the amount of times he'd done it was no coincidence. "need my bracers. goin' out on patrol."

"fine, fine," you'd mutter, giving him a suspicious look before you'd stomp away to grab his stuff for him. you didn't like the way he stared at you, with his eyebrows raised as though you were the one acting crazy and not him for silently standing behind you.

but you knew, you fucking knew, that he was experiencing some sick, twisted amusement at seeing your reactions. you just knew. there were a few times where you'd catch him with a smug smirk on his smooth face as you'd leap away from him. the bastard thought it was funny seeing you all jumpy. and it irritated you more than you'd like to admit. but he'd just pretend he wasn't doing it deliberately. asshole.

at one point, you'd considered doing the same to him. but you'd brushed the idea away pretty quickly. his hero senses were honed—he'd be able to tell you were coming from a mile away. and even if you did manage to sneak up on him, you knew he was a pretty tense guy—he'd blow your face up before you could even raise your own brow at him.

so you just decided to do your best to ignore him. which was hard, considering the fact that he was practically everywhere. it made sense, considering it was his own agency, but still. you'd walk into a room sometimes, and he'd just be there. or you'd turn around and he'd be behind you again. it was frustrating!

but what you didn't know... was that katsuki had been trying to work up the courage to ask you to dinner all this time.

for all the villains he fought and strength he had, he just couldn't muster up the words. he'd make it all the way up to you, standing behind you as he tried to get himself to clear his throat and just fucking say the words he needed to say. but he couldn't. and you'd turn around, get startled, then get irritated at him that he just couldn't ask you out.

so for now, he was simply stuck in this endless cycle, hoping that one day, he'd be able to break out of it.

#this fic is inspired by my two (ex) roommates who kept jumpscaring me in our dorm #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugou x reader #well we jumpscared each other so.. all is fair in love and war #zee if u see this i miss u #katsuki x reader #bakugou x you #bakugou drabble #is ex the right word if we're planning to room together in 2 yrs... #who knows!

[majosullivan]

Mini Duke and Pluto being subjected to White Raven divorce shenanigans this episode

#Duke and Pluto: gay rights except for Annabel Lee. She’s on her own #the gossip on their first night as roommates is gonna be CRAZY #nevermore #webtoon nevermore #nevermore webtoon #pluto nevermore #nevermore pluto #duke nevermore #nevermore duke

[blorbocedes]

BROCEDES! ROOMMATE AU + UNEXPECTED VIRGIN!

‘Take a shot if your body count is more than 5!’

Most of the crowd drinks, even those with obviously shifty eyes and guilty demeanours. Lewis drinks.

He was coursemates with Adrian the previous semester and had to hear his bitching and moaning about the bitches he gets – the lack thereof, spots him drinking too. Nico’s standing at the end of the couch, expensive loafers careful to step around the sticky spilled beer.

He nurses his red solo cup, untouched. Lewis frowns.

‘Take a shot if your body count is double digits!’

Fewer people drink this time. The crowd goes ‘ooh’ at the ones who do. Technically, Lewis’ is 7 – 8 if you count the blowjob and her getting her period at the last second, opting out. But college athletes have a reputation to maintain, so Lewis finishes off his cup.

This time, Nico is watching him. Smiles when their eyes meet and does a mock salute, lips still not grazing his drink.

What the fuck? What could it be? It bothers Lewis that Nico’s not being honest. He's seen Nico half-lidded hanging off some guy’s arm at a party or cuddled into some girl to know better. Although, since Nico has access to all the population instead of 50%, it would make sense if his count is twice as high.

A pretty girl in a low cut top and blonde highlights taps Lewis on the arm to dance with her, and all thoughts of his roommate and how many people he fucks are forgotten.

A few hours later, the party has died down. Cold pizza and the music is less in-your-face, more indie. A small group gather on the floor playing the laziest truth or dare with a half empty bottle of Bacardi. The guy beside Nico is in an obnoxious leather jacket and tight pants, and his hand rests on Nico’s thigh.

It falls on Lewis.

“So… Lew-iss,” Natalie? maybe asks, voice slurring a little. “Do you remember when you first met Nico?”

Nico raises an interested eyebrow. Of course he remembers. However, Lewis is aware they asked the question because people think him and Nico are secretly hooking up because they live together, and since Nico’s seen with everyone. His teammate Felipe and his girlfriend are within earshot.

“Nah, man. I don't remember shit like that. I remember when I like, lost my virginity.” Lewis offers as bait.

Nico frowns, it's cute on him. Brows wrinkled up.

Naomi(!) bites. “Tell us about how you lost your virginity.”

“That's two questions.” Lewis leans back, flashing his most charming gap-toothed smile. Everyone's too drunk to keep track of whose turn it is.

Nico disappears off with Mr. Skinny Jeans.

It's a little while later when Lewis has smoked a spliff to clear his head, rejecting the blonde highlights girl’s offer back to her dorms which is on the other side of campus, when Nico returns, hair mussed and shirt buttoned more than it was when he left.

“Home?” He asks. Lewis follows.

Nico’s a pretty chill roommate. He grew up with a silver spoon and an only child, so he has no concept of sharing. Instead, when he orders Thai, he makes sure to order for two so that Lewis doesn't try to eat any of his dumplings. Lewis gets to have the flat to himself a lot since Nico disappears for the night, returns at early hours of the night with glitter on his cheek or bite marks on his neck and a cheeky smile before collapsing on the couch. Lewis can't complain, it makes bringing girls over easier. And when Nico is studying, he keeps to himself. Lewis will know, because there will be an extra coffee for him. In turn, Lewis gets rids of the bugs in the flat – the first time Nico seeing a cockroach asking if they should call pest control or sue their landlord for unhygienic living conditions.

“Why didn't you drink? At the body count question?” Lewis asks, breaking the amiable silence of their walk home, and the lack of filter signalling he was drunker than he thought.

Nico hums thoughtfully. “Cause that would be a lie?”

Lewis tries to make sense of that, doing math in his head. “No…? It wasn't about the exact number, just if it's more than.”

“Yeah,” Nico smiles, unlocking the door and stepping side. “That would be a lie.”

Lewis rolls his eyes. Nico and his riddles and his games. “It would only be a lie if you're a virgin. Which you're not.” He snorts at the thought.

Nico’s eyes flash dangerously. “Yeah?” Nico turns around, effectively trapping Lewis between the door. “You think about who gets in my pants a lot, Hamilton?”

Lewis feels a flush rise in his neck. Thank god for melanin, if he were Nico he'd have two giant red spots on his cheek right now.

“I don't care who you sleep with. Or don't sleep with.” Lewis tries to go for gruff, chill, but it doesn't quite land. He gets out of Nico’s cornering, going to the couch. “It's just weird you’d lie considering Jenson–”

“Oh if Jenson said it, it must be true.” Nico’s sarcasm is shrill and annoyed, betraying how drunk he is.

It does make Lewis pause. Jenson has a habit of embellishing stories of his conquests. The fated twins threesome never happened, he had separately hooked up with twins. Lewis remembers Jenson bragging in the locker room how he rocked Britney’s world and Lewis had worn his his shin guards with a little more force than necessary.

“Rock my world?” Nico rolls his eyes, leaning against the wall. “Hardly. We made out for forty minutes until he came in his pants.”

TMI because now Lewis is inundated of images of Nico, mouth swollen and bodies entangled while fully clothed.

“So you're actually a virgin? What about all those people?” Lewis is still trying to wrap his head around it. Nico is the most sexual person he knows. He eats yoghurt off the spoon distractingly, and has no shame walking around the apartment naked. Very sexual liberation chic, and Lewis had to draw up boxers boundaries.

Nico wrinkles his nose. “So you get with the easiest lay on campus and you're the only person he won't fuck. Do you want to admit something's weird and wrong with you, or do you just go about inferring you had sex? It's not like I'm going to correct them.” He must see something on Lewis’ face because he interjects, defensively offensive, “Don't ask why it's better to have a reputation. I know your tells. You drank twice.”

Lewis chooses his words carefully, gentle like he's not trying to spook a wild cat. “I'm not judging. I'm just surprised. Nobody figured it out?”

Nico softens at the tone. He sinks on the couch beside Lewis. “Honestly, you're the first person to notice.”

Lewis finds that sad. “Hey, we don't need to talk about this if it's a sensitive topic. I'm sorry I –”

“Jeez, Lewis. I don't have trauma, I'm just frigid. A pricktease. Nothing bad ever happens to a Rosberg.” Nico works on the complicated laces of his boots. He hates being pitied.

Lewis leans over. “It's really not all that cracked up to be. The first time, at least. Cause you're bad at it and you don't know how to pace yourself. Lots of people wait until they're ready. My first time, it was this girl I was seeing after GCSEs. We couldn't find a place so we got in my dad’s old Subaru. Lasted like 30 seconds. Wiped the whole place down but I was convinced he would know somehow. Come Sunday, I went and told him. He hadn’t the slightest clue. So that was an awkward drive to church.”

Nico gawks him, crumpling into himself laughing. Lewis regrets being a vulnerable and oversharer of a drunk. Nico’s gelled hair has come undone from hours of partying and falls over his eyes. Lewis is never going to open up to anyone ever again.

“On God's day, Lewis?! And you think I should save myself until marriage? Find myself a nice, righteous wife?”

“Someone you trust. Someone you're into.” The room spins a little. Nico Rosberg is a virgin.

“Someone who’d remember when we first met?” Nico challenges. "That's not very nice, is it? I can't believe you forgot--"

“You were checking out an encyclopaedia on space at the library. I wanted the Senna autobiography. We were 12.”

Nico’s eyes go wide. Lewis holds his gaze.

#I love roommate aus :3 what if the object of ur desire was 1 room away and yet the distance is greater than oceans #I hope you catch all the little references. and please!!!! if you enjoy it let me know I'll lore dump #brocedes #f1 rpf #my fics #I love friendship tinged with desire. this could've gone into sex right after virgin reveal but I wanted them to be friends talking first #roommates au

[otaku553]

2 am thoughts about roommates

#small dooble at 2 am :) #I think the they were roommates trope is great because living with someone beyond the sort of intimacy of sharing a space also comes with #compromises and accomodations for each other’s differences. small psychological changes such as internal clock and lighting and such #I’m glad I have roommates haha though it’s a bit lonely right now since one of them is doing summer research in Wisconsin #and the other is on vacation and went home for July 4th long weekend #a bit sad that I’m working over July 3 and 4 but I did plan it out that way for myself since there’s not anything else to do on those days #anyways I should go sleep

[galamerapple]

and they were roommates

#(oh my god they were roommates) #when authors have two characters give their two cents on the same thing #that's the good shit right there!! #carry on #simon snow #simon snow trilogy #baz pitch #snowbaz

[cherubcleric]

scott pilgrim would have the audacity to post this about wallace with "no homo though!" in the tags

#🐇 posts! #🐇 tw﹕semnsfw. #he's so stupid #and i can say that btw i'm a scott kinnie #so basically i have the right to say whatever i want abt him #and i am saying he is so so stupid #wallace: was it no homo when u sent this to me drunk at 2am #scott: yeah! sometimes u just want to suck ur roommate off until his stomach caves in and that's normal :) #wallace: why am i morosexual #scott: don't say that about yourself wallace!! you're literally the smartest person i've ever met!!!!! #i HATE them (lying) #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off #spvtw #spto #wallace wells #scollace

[mostlyhornyandsad]

cw: Abbyx fem!reader, they're in college , kissing, reader shows Abby her tatas. fluff slight smut

Abby walks in and follows behind you as you sit on your bed, You're dressed in your comfy home clothes because all the classes for the day are done and it's a Friday, and you have nothing to do. a

Abby sits as well and looks at you intently, you look back at her "What?" you ask her smiling " i can't look at my girlfriend?" she asks in return. you smile as you make your way into her lap. She puts her arms around your waist as you nestle into her neck. you hear her sniff you hair, okay it was a soft inhale but it's an opportunity to tease her so you take it." are you sniffing my hair ?" you question her accusatorily..she feigns offense and presses her nose to your scalp and takes a loud heavy inhale as if in rebellion. you scoff at that and laugh "Perv" you say as you put your arms around her neck and look up at her with a little smirk on your face

.she kisses you , softly at her first, just a light peck. and you kiss her back with all you've got. her lips are so soft, you run your hands through her hair and she sighs into your mouth. you keep kissing as she lays you down on your bed with her on top of you.

she kisses your neck,it feels so good, you would've never thought that someone could make you feel this good, this happy, with such light touches. You've kissed Abby before, made out with her even but that's the extent of it, you've never gone farther than that, but you want to, you want everything with her.

"do you" you pause the nerves getting to you, "do you want to see my tits?" you ask her."fuck yes," she says breathlessly, her eyes are hungry, and that brings you back to your usual confident self, she makes you feel so good, so comfortable.

" maybe if you ask me nicely," you say, flirting with her." oh I see how it is."the blond says. " can I please please pleasee see your precious tits maam?" she says completely seriously . and you laugh a little as your hands move to the hem of your cami top, you're not wearing a bra since you're at home, this top is all that stands between you and your girlfriend

you lift your shirt slowly and her eyes follow your movements, she's not even looking at you, her eyes are glued to your boobs, her mouth slightly parted, she lost it in . "do you like them Abby?" you ask her nervously . " i fucking love them" as she bends down to place a small kiss right above your nipple as she looks straight into your eyes. You're breathing heavily, your chest heaving. she licks a small stripe on your breast and your hands move to her hair

she comes up to kiss you, she slips her tongue into your mouth and you kiss her back. You're so happy you get to kiss your girlfriend, touch her, and have her touch you. you wish you could stay like this forever, or at least until your roommate gets back

#abby anderson smut #abby anderson x reader #tlou smut #abby anderson x reader smut #tlou x reader #and....the roommate is ellie #no im jk its not #abby accidently got autocorrected to bby and thats so right and accurate

[min-xie]

i have a type

#minxie art #haikaveh #kavetham #idk the diff lol #kaveh #alhaitham #genshin #assuming neuv and furi both lived in the same building that makes them roommates in a way right hahahahaha #and coworkers

[bat-luun]

hes trying his best i swear!! hes just a little fucked up!!! :((

#my art #i love nine hes great!!! :D #my roommate fucking hates his guts lmao #hes my sweet little baby boy .. AND hes transgender!!!!!!! #psst! nine has a little bracelet on his right hand he got from sonic :] #sonic prime #tails nine #renegade knucks #rebel rouge #rouge the bat #tails #knuckles #miles prower #miles nine prower #nine the fox #nine sonic prime #shadow the hedgehog #sth