Sava night quotes
bc of why not /translated to common from our recorded sava gaming night some weeks ago/
"You are so stupid a tadpole wouldn't gorge a little from your brain"
Mist: You are a sore loser, Mizzrym.
Morfein: Yeah, just like your brother.
Rune: Wait, I don't have a brother
Mist: Exactly.
"Ok, I'm saying it slow for you to understand: swallowing the dice is also c-h-e-a-t-i-n-g"
Rune: I would win too if my mom would have bang with an illithid"
Mist: Take it back or I'll hit you with this pan
"Yeah, so sad when your mom banged a goblin and you inherited the brain from the wrong side"
Morfein: I said no weapons in the room!
Rune: So why the Oblodran is still in there?
"So obvious you are the thirdboy"
Morfein: Zin-Carla!
Mist: You cannot cast a Zin-Carla, you don't have enough points
Morfein *picks a dictionary*: May I read you the definition of cheating?
"Illithids do not fuck, goddammit!!!!!"
Morfein: *screaming*
Rune: *throws a dice into his mouth*
Mist: U kiddin me
Rune: Lol it was so easy, take a try
Morfein: whhfhuck
"I wasn't this fucked since I tried to pet a skunk"
Morfein: You cheater, you betrayer, you....!
Mist: Just say "drow", it's easier.
Rune: You are the proof that one can live without heart.
Mist: And you are the proof one can live without brain.
Rune: *smirks*
Mist: Think it again and I'll burn you into ashes.
Rune: See? That's I was speaking about!
Morfein to Mist: I give you my next roll if you say what he was thinking of.
Morfein: IBLITH!
Rune: You are the iblith!
Mist *rolled the 3rd since they started to yell*: Hate to interrupt guys, but you both lost.
"You cannot call me abbil while you fuck my matron"
Mist: Stop calling me haszak!
Rune: I didn't say anything!
Mist: You thought it!
Rune: Yes, that's the point!
Morfein *rolls a cast*: Ok so I use necromancy and resurrect myself
Mist: You cannot! You are dead! You couldn't even roll because you are dead!
Morfein: I'm a poltergeist
Mist: No, you are a cheater!
Morfein *rolls again*: Abracadabra
Morfein: I cannot believe you betrayed me!
Rune: I don't get it
Morfein: We were allies!
Rune: ...yes?
Morfein: How you can roll Lolth's favor you heretic shit?!
Mist: It looks she likes irony
Mist: Now die
Mist *rolls demand*: I demand Rune to shut the fuck up. Whenever you say anything you'll give me your roll.
Rune: Uhh dis sucks
Mist: One
Rune: fuuck
Note: in our version you can roll casts, demands or forbids if you are on a specific pane, the strongness of them depends on how many you've rolled and on Lolth's favor which you also have to roll for.
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tiktok is literally so wild. like you think the takes on here are bad? People with their full government names and faces attached to them are making ‘call outs’ over people showing white Annabeth fanarts in their edits. legitimately, seriously, these people are upset over it as if there aren’t drawings of Annabeth that make her book accurate and thus white that are four years older than the girl cast as Annabeth. I love the new black Annabeth fanarts they’re lovely but the show where she’s canonically black has not yet aired its first season and shes been white for the Percy Jackson and the Olympians book series, the Heroes of Olympus book series, the Trials of Apollo book series, the Magnus Chase series, and the crossover with the Kane Chronicles. The Lightning Thief came out in 2005 and Leah Sava Jefferies who will be playing her in the show was born in 2009. existing on that app is actively damaging my brain. At least when people are smugly incorrect with their chronically online takes here I don’t have to see their stupid faces and squint to make out the closed captions because they’re covered partially by the video caption. I’m losing my mind
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