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luxthestrange · 1 month
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G.I Incorrect Quotes#92 Aim did get better-
Dottore: You know my Ex-Spouse still misses me~
Mirror Maiden & Fatui Pyro agent*Who are being celebrated for finally making it official that they are going to wed*...
Dottore: BUT THEIR AIM IS GETTING BETTER!~...THEIR AIM IS GETTING BETTER~...you see it is funny because marriage is terrible~
Mirror Maiden & Fatui Pyro agent:...
Fatui Agent*Whispers to Dottore something and backs away*...
Dottore*Left frozen*...WHUT-
-In the Middle of the night Sumeru-
Y/n*Starring down from your window at...your ex,who is dressed up as a mariachi and has a mariachi band,Holding your new son Kuni who is also glaring at Dottore*...
Dottore*Smilling up at you and snaps his fingers*Well boys what are you waiting for "A darle"!~
The music starts to play as they awkwardly step back...just in case seeing your annoyance...and see you reaching up for something...
Y/n*Starts pouring gas on Dottore*
Baby!Kuni*Brings out a...Jumpy Dumpty cluster grenade that Klee gave him and throw it at Dottore*
Y/n: So glad Kaveh made the house soundproof inside and outside~ *Closes the window not caring for the explosion outside, smiling as Kuni is giggling in your arms*Lets go to bed sweetie~
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"A darle"="Hit it"
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orangeamethystt · 2 years
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"i could ___" memes part one
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kohampster · 2 months
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Traveler: Why are you a history major?
Wanderer: The failures of men amuse me.
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neeuqiakeht · 5 months
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Scaramouche: The world is cold and dark and everyone dies alone.
Y/N: I’m sorry I forgot to kiss you goodbye before i left this morning.
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mvrders-are-okay · 8 months
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READER: I hate you so much, you have no idea.
SCARAMOUCHE, WHO’S CURRENTLY SITTING ON YOUR LAP WITH YOUR ARMS AROUND HIS WAIST, WHO ALSO TRIED TO STAND UP BUT WAS STOPPED WHEN YOU ONLY TIGHTENED YOUR GRIP AROUND HIM: …right.
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ashenstars · 11 months
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inspired by a shirt i found on pinterest (as shown above)
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Scaramouche: *inside his big ass mecha* come and inaugurate my birth as a god!😈
Y/n: awww my little meow meow💕😍😚
Scaramouche: *blushing* Y/n stop!! You are embarrassing me in front of my enemy
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an-emo-archon · 1 year
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incorrect quotes generator my beloved
anyway scara and venti friendship? anyone?
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luxthestrange · 5 months
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G.I Incorrect Quotes#65 Bleh!~
When you and your husband are asked about how you got together-
Y/n*Cuddling with a Baby Kunikuzushi on your lap rubbing his back, chin on top of his head*We didn't even have a proper wedding...We just went to the courthouse on a Thursday
Venti*Appearing behind the couch they are resting and looks at the sleepy purple/blue haired baby who is too sleepy to be scared by the jumpscare*The Judge sentence me to life...with no chance of parole~*Sniffs into a tissue*
Y/n*Looks up at him unimpressed with raised brow*...You BEGGED me to marry you
Venti*Leaning down to give you a chaste peck on your lips as his hand with a singular gold ring on his ring finger glows as he combs Kunikuzushi's hair*It's true I did!~
Kuni*Sees the kiss and makes a yucky face, blep his tongue at Venti* Bleh!
Venti*Goes to give him a peck on his forehead*Bleh to ya as well you tiny terror~
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Part 4 of :
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harmonysanreads · 11 months
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[Reader], walking into their house : Hello, people (quickly waving off Wanderer) —except you— who do not live here.
Wanderer : Hey.
Alhaitham : Hi.
Cyno : Hello.
Kaveh : Hey!
[Reader] : I gave you the key to my house for emergencies only!
Tighnari : ...We were hungry.
[ au masterlist ]
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genshinimpactful · 1 year
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Scaramouche: *kicks down the door looking panicked*
Lumine: What did you do?
Scaramouche: Nobody died.
Lumine: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?
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gravityflops · 7 months
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some text posts of the sillies (1 2 3)
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kichiyosh1 · 1 year
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*You and scaramouche staring lovingly at each other in silence*
scaramouche: What? I have no intention starting a conversation with you
you: You spoke first, and now that I'm also speaking, we ARE having a conversation whether you like it or not
scaramouche: what foul trickery—!
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imodii · 2 years
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Scaramouche: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Y/n: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Scaramouche: No! Four to five seconds!
Y/n: Too late!!!
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*The Squad is eating dinner*
Y/N: Can you pass the salt?
Heizou: *throws Scara across the table*
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dand-elle-ion · 2 years
Conversation
You: *Kissing Scaramouche's cheek
Scaramouche: What was that?
You: A kiss
Scaramouche: Disgusting... do it again
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