A message to the people who draw Fem!Sanji: Make her thighs bigger. Huge. Big thighs. Big grabbable thighs. Strong, big, biteable thighs.
Sincerely, a lesbian.
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Ideal woman shows up randomly in a local castle insisting that you call her sir and gruffly demanding that you take her to Fisherman's Rock, confronts the bandit who killed her best friend and then afterwards becomes very sweet and deeply loyal to you for helping her. I do not accept constructive criticism.
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can you write a fem!reader x joan jett fluff fic?
I ABSOLUTELY CAN I LOVE THIS WOMAN MY BI AWAKENING
"Are you almost done?" Joan said, a little impatiently, though not unkindly. She was just excited.
"I haven't even done your other eye..." you sighed, amused. you dipped the makeup brush into the eyeshadow palette, and slowly, with a careful hand, applied it, "Just keep your eyes closed for another minute or so...."
"You said that fifteen minutes ago." she reminded you, but kept her eyes shut nonetheless.
you gave her shoulder a gentle squeeze with your free hand, "I want it to look ok... I don't wanna mess it up or anything." you blended the eyeshadow, evening it out a bit, "I just hope you like it... I hardly ever do anyone else's makeup."
you added a few finishing touches and wiped away some eyeshadow on her cheek with your thumb, "Alright... You can open your eyes now.." you laughed a little nervously.
Joan batted her eyes for a few seconds, looking in the mirror, "Holy shit..."
"What? It's fine if you don't like it. I'm sure I can-..."
"No, no... Are you kidding me? I look fuckin' sexy." she turned her head to the side a couple of times, checking herself out, "Mhm... damn right I do."
you rolled your eyes, "Please... you always look hot." you gave her a playful swat with the makeup brush.
"Aw... You're just sayin' that 'cuz you love me." she grinned back at you, pulling you in by your belt loops.
"Damn right I love ya." you couldn't help but smile as she kissed you happily, her sweet lips warm and soft against yours. you wrapped your arms around her and sighed contentedly.
"Remind me to let you do my makeup more often." she ruffled your hair and gave you a teasing smile.
you nuzzled her cheek, "Only if you kiss me like that more often."
she took your hand in hers and kissed it softly, "Oh, I think that can definitely be arranged..."
you just laughed as she waggled her brows at you. you pushed her away playfully as she tried to attack your face with kisses.
god.... you were head over heels....
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