#shitches

[teongkas]

just read a fic where puffy is tommy's mum and, due t said relation, dream is tommy's bro and I think I'm going to bash my head in.

#AUTHOR WHERE R U WHERE RU SHAKES THEM LIKE A COIN IN A WET SOCK COME BACK I. IW ANT A TALK #/POS BTW #I won't be the same. Ever. Again #cdiscduo brothers was not in my head before but they are!!now!!!!! #fuck FUCK shitch fuck #WHERES THE SECOND ISNTALLAATION OF THE STORY WHERES THE 8/7(??) CHAPTER AUTHOR AUTHOR SPARE ME A SMIDGE OF AN ENDING #/lh I am aware that author's have a life outside of fics and ao3 #it's just that I don't #Author if u see this thank you and that sorry for my words you do not have to continue if u don't want to it is ur fic and I understand tha #I hope u will have a great day as I now have something else to rot my brain with

[midna-chavelink]

So here’s the shitch. I need another form of income because my job stinks.

I know there’s a lot going on so I have my Ko-fi available in bio for a cheaper alternative where you get a kirby!

It really means a lot if you even just share and reblog.

#art is my passion #drawing #art #art of my imagination #yes #my art #digital art #traditional art #oc #nintendo #original character #kirby #commissions open #commission

[niceinchnails]

Im blutching it. im chuching it. im shitching it. Im clitching it. Im jatching it. Im shlitching it. Im wishing it. Im pissin it

[angelxxreaper]

You would have still caught us if we did fly, and hopping away is stealthier than flying

FIRST OFF. NO ITS NOT. THAP THAP THAP

HAVE YOU NO IDEA THE PRICE OF A WELL MADE SWEATER? THE PRICE OF ONE SO CUSTOMIZED AS TO HAVE MULTIPLE COLORS. YOU KNOW NOT OF THE AMOUNT OF TIME PUT INTO EVERY SHITCH SO AS TO MAKE SURE THAT THE SWEATER IS OF THE RIGHT PROPORTIONS AT THE SPEED OF WHICH I WAS ABLE TO PRODUCE IT. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE TOILS OF THREAD AND NEEDLE. OF THE YARN AND MAKING SURE EVERYTHING IS JUST SO. YOU KNOW NOTHING

YOU HAVE NO APPRECIATION FOR MY CRAFT. YOU OFFEND ME. YOU TRY CRAFTING A SWEATER WITH NO STENCIL FROM SCRATCH YOU FREAKS OF NATURE AND YOU SHALL UNDERSTAND. I CONDEMN YOU TO KNITTING TOWN. POPULATION YOU AND ME.

you will become intimately familiar with my needles one way or another.

#a moment with the crow father [asks] #crow chirps [anonymous] #You Reap What You Fuxxin SEISO [Red]

[purple-tello]

*Three messages received!

🍹Clear-Body🍷: Murder bunny FOLLOWED YOUR BOY Home?

🍹Clear-Body🍷: I mean he already knows where you live but

🍹Clear-Body🍷: Slightly more tolerable MURDER BUNNY FOLLOWED YOUR BOY THE THE LAIR?!*

*One Magic message received!

🍹Clear-Body🍷: DONNIE'S IN YOUR BODY AND MIKEY A RED EAR SLIDER! WHAT IF THEY GET CONFUSED DOES CASEY EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE SHITCH?!!* - Glass

CASEY KNOWS I'M CRADLING HIM LIKE BABY BUT ALSO MIYAMOTO'S FACE WHEN HE SAW TINY DONNIE WITH MY INJURIES WAS VERY WORTH IT HAHA-

We switch back in like thirty minutes tho so it should be fine - He's tryna talk peace??? Ig??? He's so smol tho omg

#ask leo #plot #glass anon #body swap #species swap

[scary-ivy]

Fucking made a huge mistake and got high as balls around my mom (she hates stoners but she cannot tell when I'm high. At all. She's that oblivious) but they she decided to do her weekly "yell at me for not doing the dishes" shitch, which involves her verbally barating me for 30 minutes on end weather or not I do what she says. And usually when I'm sober I just suck it up and do exactly what she tell me to do without talking back because I know that will get her to stop, but since I was high I decided to actually put up boundaries, and since I can't tell her I'm high I had no excuse for why I needed space, so I would up going to my room instead, which resulted in her yelling at me through the door for ages while I imagined all kinds of weird random stuff because I'm high as balls. AITA?

[mocsmarket]

This Moc cost around 70-75 euros in pieces! Longships were a type of specialised Scandinavian warships that have a long history in Scandinavia, with their existence being archaeologically proven[1] and documented from at least the fourth century BC. Originally invented and used by the Norsemen (commonly known as the Vikings) for commerce, exploration, and warfare during the Viking Age, many of the longship's characteristics were adopted by other cultures , like Anglo-Saxons, and continued to influence shipbuilding for centuries. The longship's design evolved over many centuries, and continuing up until the 6th century with clinker-built ships like Nydam and Kvalsund. The longship appeared in its complete form between the 9th and 13th centuries. The character and appearance of these ships have been reflected in Scandinavian boat-building traditions to the present day. The particular skills and methods employed in making longships are still used worldwide, often with modern adaptations. They were all made out of wood, with cloth sails (woven wool) and had several details and carvings on the hull. The Sails can be done in any color, just need to shitch the technic pannels! Sails inspired by the work of @albricks_workshop on instagram! #legocustominstructions #legoinstructions #lego #legomoc #legomocs #moc #iinstructions #custom #legocustom #mocs #mocsmarket

[e-icreator23]

moon Liu looks like you when he turns shitch

Moon: heh I guess he's highly skilled

#roleplay

[little-witch-bun]

Well, this is unexpected!

I was just tagged by @witchdownsouth for this, so here we go! 

Name | Anon (Seriously, chosen name, pronounced an-on, people think im saying Anna all the time) Nicknames | Nonnie/Noni/Nani, Non, Anonie Zodiac sign | Cancer Height | Somewhere between 5′0″ and 5′3″ Orientation |  Pansexual Nationality | American Favorite fruit | Strawberries Favorite season | Fall and Winter, sometimes Spring, if it’s rainy/thunderstormy Favorite book | I honestly have too many. I know that’s kinda a cop-out, but it’s the truth Favorite flower | Sunflower? Hydrangea? Lavender? Orchid? Idk, man, they’re all pretty Favorite scent | Wood smoke, fresh-cut grass, autumn leaves, old books and soap Favorite color | Black/grey (purple/blue if not available) Favorite animal | Bears  Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa | Tea. 1000% tea. Average sleep hours | Eight, but not in a normal time frame Cat or dog person | Both. Don’t make me choose between my furry cuddle babies. Favorite fictional character | From which fandom? Number of blankets you sleep with | All of them. Usually amounts to three or four, sometimes more. Dream trip | Its one of my life goals to move to Ireland, so not counting that, I kinda want to visit Alaska/Canada, maybe the French countryside (screw Paris, too many people). Blog created |  I made this one, like, a month or two ago, but I’ve been here since 2011 Number of followers | Well, for this one, it’s telling me three, but only one has a face, like, an icon and username? Idk, I’m flattered that anyone is following me

Um, well, idk who to tag in this, so what about the lovely @witchyqueerpunk @darkwoodswitch @wtchyinfo @sigilseer and @stormwaterwitch , who I look to for guidance because I’m a baby witch and a #shitch (shit witch)

This was fun! Please feel free to interact with me, as I am always free to chill and talk and be social 😊

#tagged ask text post #long post #about me #shitches #shitch #text post

[gintoker]

anyone have pokemon sword or shield? just picked a copy and wanna battle with some people

#pokemon #game #shitch #nintendo #pokemon sword #pokemon shield

[cilikcurious]

She didn't want to sound rude, she just has her priorities on order. And make history by studing history is very high on list

Aspec Lilith Week 2022 @sergeantsporks

Edit: Dear diary, today I posted a comic with the second and third panel shitched. I wonder when I will be a normal person who see their mistakes before they post, perhaps never. Anyway I fixed now

#aspec lilith week 2022 #aspec stuff #lilith clawthorne #toh #the owl house

[waiting-for-cas-to-save-me]

Chapter 3 FHFAA

Chapter 3

Dean came barrling threw the motel rooms door in his arms he had a grow and go child seat and bags of stuff for the small angel. He had a smile from ear to ear for the first time in a long time.

"i got the goods Sam theres still beer in the car" dean was slightly out of breath

"dean slow down you did what" The younger brother wasnt sure what was going on.

" we have a kid round Sam she has needs .so i went shopping. and we needed food"

Cas took his baby girl from sam and walked around the room for a mommnet looking at the small assortment of stuff Dean had found for her.She was all smiles.

she needed to be changed anyway so cas let dean put her in a new outfit.Head bought multiple outfits that said corny things like little angel or heavens missing an angel Even found one that says my daddy is my guardian angel Which was a little ironic considering both of them are angels. but Dean just put her in a little simple onesie after she had been changed and she was just content She was only a little bit fussy But to found her way back to sleep. Let boys talk about no matter that you know cas was called for.

"we're pretty sure it's Gabe" sam said calmly

"how are you so sure"

"hes doing the same shitch he did when we first encountered him"Dean passed the stack of papers that have been printed off at the nearest public library and a newspaper over to Castiel And cas looked at it solely . his breath confirmed that that was most likely the work of his older brother Did he want to face his brother right now because he knew damn good and well Gabriel could hold him in a confinement of some sort of trick with ease Considering he is an archangel much less wearing the face of Loki.

No matter how the spelt it Gabe was tryin to get Tem Free will's attention and he knew just hwo to do it. Metaling with lives of humans wheather there be mentally or just killing them He knew how to get Sam and deans attention. Castiel didn't want to come down to a fight between angels because that normally meant he got expelled from his vessel Especially if it's an archangel. But he had something else to worry about beside himself and Sam or Dean And that was his daughter They were nowhere near South Dakota so they couldn't exactly just ask Bobby to watch her Castiel didn't really have any people he could trust but didn't want his head right now for him defying God. So It meant most likely taking a child who could not defend herself quite yet with a full understanding of what she was doing into a hunt and or meeting with What technically is her older brother.

As Castiel was looking down at his lap pondering what he was to do Sam spoke somlely" Dean I don't really agree with taking a baby On a hunt with an angel involved specifically an archangel one who's been known to wreak havoc on our lives you could even contain cas."

he looked back at Adina and then to the table"

She's not strong enough to defend herself Okay maybe she is but she wouldn't know what to do And to be honest I don't really agree with raising her in this life style Mom didn't want that for us But Dad did it anyway I mean ultimately It's up to you Cas. But personally I don't agree with it But leaves you vulnerable Heaven and Hell know Dean and I are each other's weakness They also know that you are also our weakness I hate to say it but do we really need them knowing that we have one more way to pull at us.But I also don't see another option"

sam made a valid point The forces of heaven an hell probably already knew this child existed So it did leave a giant target on all of team free wheels back If demons knew about an infant angel who didn't know the meaning of right and wrong or who to serve She can be easily manipulated to be an angel fighting for demons directly under Lucifer Whereas If Rafael were to get his hands on her He could be teaching her how to be this perfect little soldier of heaven with no idea of what free will feels like.

"We are taking Adina.She is Family like it or not."Cas's voice was hard and stern "even if we just "he paused for a momnet and shook his head"Leave her in the Impala for that short time. we'll get the holy oil trap set and then question him like normal"

"cas is that smart?"sam looked over at Adina and back at cas whos face was pain laiden

"its all we got"Dean spoke as he reasmlbed his beloved pistol"lets load up and head out car seats all strapped in"

Trying to swaddle. the sleeping baby is not the easiest for three guys with no baby experince in the world Much less one was sensitive wings They had to swaddle her arms up to her body so they could try to keep her wings in place and cushion Again not easy by any means She woke up only once to Castiel quickly put her back to sleep Basically involuntarily He knew that she would need to be asleep for most of this so he used his grace Was the only sure fire way to keep her asleep .Dean in the front seat Sam's sitting shotgun cast in Adina in the back The team drove off not until the sunset More like to they're doom.

"Seriously cas What is it with your brother and abandoned warehouses" Dean did not look thrilled to be on an abandoned warehouse while dealing with Gabriel Last time that happened his nuts were at risk of being smacked very violently.

" Just because he's my brother doesn't mean I know his ins and outs" Cast looked at his little girl Looked at the warehouse an unbuckled anyway.

Sam and Dean did the same and mde their way to the trunk getting the Holy Oil and angel blades just in case.

Castiel opened the passener backdoor and kissed Adina's small head"We will be right back baby . I promise."He laid his coat over her as they had parked in the shade of near by tress.

Dean was a little wearing of opeing this door as last time they did thye got stuck in the TV land A' La Gabe.Cas went in Befoer the other and did up a few oil cricles to be safe. he made it in and out no issues no sign of Gaberiel .

so they went in and got greated to what seemed like heaven.

Dean had his family of dreams long forgoten. a reall home for baby and still getting to hunt with his brother when they had time.HIs kids knew of the Angel of Thrusday and that he was always watching over them.

Sam situation was very similar but involved Jessica And I'm having their little family but I'm not hunting him being some has Dean would put a yuppie lawyer living a life he wanted when he got out of hunting occasional call from Dean And never seen his father again Not even knowing if his father was dead

Castiel saw bees,He saw Adina playing in fields of flowers His brother is not wanting him dead God in his place in heaven Getting to live a peaceful angelic life Not one with wars Not having to worry every waking hour getting to hear the prayers of Sam and Dean and then be positive not cast we need your help but cast you should come see this Little Jimmy did this He drew you you want to bring the kids together so they can have a play date and things like thatHe didn't even see himself in Jimmy Novak He saw himself as his true form the bigger than the Chrysler building true form and his small angel and her growing form.....

to be continued In Chapter 4 ....

Yes I went there I'm a bitch

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[skeletalheartattack]

what if you read a scary story before you go to sleep

why, i think id simply britch my shitches

#ask #anon #honestly a few nights ago i was binging a bunch of horror analysis youtube videos #they were primarily about like. horror webseries. they were okay. #i dont really scare that easily when it comes to that kind of media #not anymore atleast #i think theyre fascinating when theyre done right #i really like those backroom videos made by that one dude. whos somehow 16 years old #i find them really neat than i do scary #NOW. that Mario 64 B3313 hack? that shit deeply unsettled me for a while #thats something i wish i could experience blind over and over again #ive had some mario 64 dreams #the most notable one was like. theres this big green landscape with this hill that had a tunnel in it #the tunnel looked like the hallway that leads to Big Boos Haunt's courtyard #but at the end was a diddy kong racing boss door with my grandfathers face on it #my grandfather looks like moe from the three stooges. but with white hair #i think its really funny #thank you for the ask!!!

[mistadrop]

Shitch, the ultimate Mechamorph/vehicle ally

#ben 10 #glitch tennyson #ben 10 ship #cursed #galvanic mechamorph #ben 10 reboot #ben 10 omniverse

[gundamlfrith-remade]

shitches be boppin

#missing information

[mariacallous]

Shoutout to all the leftists and hippies I dealt with growing up around Berkeley/Oakland/SF for helping to make me the problematic neoliberal shitch I am today 💖😘

#talking with Shane about experiencing the People’s Republic of Berzerkley #and also going to an anti war March with my dad in 2007 and having the most leftist people there call me a 2007-equivalent to neoliberal #and a warhawk because I said I supported the Democrats #and also when I asked to see their pamphlet/brochure/zine or whatever they not only were going to charge me but had the highest prices too #among other experiences and encounters like being able to visit Berkeley but never able to live in Berkeley #etc. #anyway problematic neolib warhawk bitch is here to stay at this point