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currentlyfandomobsessed · 5 days

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did we as a fandom just collectively forget how Kaz Brekker swallowed and regurgitated a bomb? I can't tell if I should be surprised or not tbh.

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flufftopiamailpidgeons · 18 days

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If you asked Kaz Brekker what home smelled like, perhaps once upon a time he would've given a vague description of the place he and Jordie grew up, a memory so distant even Kaz himself had stopped being able to conceptualize it years ago.

Now, he could answer you with confidence. If you asked Kaz Brekker what home smelled like, his lips would subtly twitch- easily mistakenly as a sense of smugness- and he would tell you, olive oil and smoke. He smells Suli tea and spices, he thinks of her.

When Kaz Brekker thinks of home, he thinks of how perfect she looks when she comes down the stairs of the slat, picking apart her breakfast and licking her fingers clean with the satisfaction that her stomach was full and a man somewhere was dead.

He found he liked that look on her; dangerous, satisfied- content and free.

Her slender fingers gripped her knives with the elegance of matches next to altar candles on the cathedral that was her frame, her scarf akin to draping curtains that fell around her eyes- her irises catching the light like stained glass windows.

His Wraith was silent, and Kaz Brekker, the man who hated to ever be taken off guard, loved her for every time she appeared in his life without warning.

Kaz Brekker could tell you in an instant what he thinks of when he thinks of home, and only need two words: Inej Ghafa.

#kanej #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #post crooked kingdom #six of crows #grishaverse #shadow and bone #listen i love them #kaz is a simp for inej #if he could've gotten drunk on her laugh he wouldve #my writing #writing #fanfiction

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jazzkrebber · 10 months

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I am a firm believer that while Inej is away at sea, she sends Kaz weekly letters about her endeavors. sometimes she attaches a package, often including a new hat for him, but no matter what, he always keeps every single one. it doesn't matter if she wrote 15 pages or 1 paragraph. they all go in a box he keeps in his room, and he reads them over and over when he's missing her too much. just to see her handwriting again

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the-aloof-intellect · 11 months

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i think it’s time we start to recognize inej ghafa as the saint she is because only she can turn kaz ‘dirty hands’ brekker, the bastard of the barrel into the ultimate simp

#the same can also be applied for helnik #kaz invented being a simp #i believe in inej ghafa supremacy #kanej supremacy #kanej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows #crooked kingdom #leigh bardugo #grishaverse

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lilisouless · 1 year

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SoC deleted scene that i saved from the darkness

Wylan: i hate myself so much

Matthias: Me too

Kaz: I hate you too

Matthias: I was figthing with Nina and she said "fuck you" and i meant to say "fuck you too" but i accidentally said "fuck me too" (i shouldn't had stared at her cleavage"

Wylan: at least you could say you mixed up words, Jesper was bugging me and said "we shoud have brought another demo man" and i wanted to say "bite me" but i accidentally said "bite me, please" (i have to stop staring at his mouth)

Kaz: Pathetic, i called Inej an investment and actually meant that.

Matthias: ...

Wylan:...

Matthias: I don't know what is worse, what he did or the fact that he looks so proud about it

Wylan: "whispering" no, look at his eye, he is crying on his insides

#remember kids #its better to be a simp than to be a kaz #hasta la proxima amigos #netflix shadow and bone #six of crows #leigh bardugo #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #nina zenik #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #kanej #wesper #helnik #grishaverse incorrect quotes #six of crows incorrect quotes

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applecidersstuff · 4 months

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In the “I berried him six feet deep” scene(book) Kaz really reminds me of a cuckoo bird.

If you don’t know what a cuckoo bird is, it’s alright, I’ll gladly explain it.

Cuckoo birds are famous for throwing their chicks into the nests of other birds. Their eggs don’t look suspicious for a mama bird, but as a cuckoo bird gets older it starts demanding more food, and eventually throws the ‘true’ chicks that cannot yet fly out of the nest. In the end the mama bird is left with a ‘parasite’ which she continues to feed because views it as her child.(forgot to add, cuckoo birds are HUGE, and even chicks are bigger than a mama bird)

Also in the Eastern Europe where cuckoo’s mostly live exists a believe that if you ask cuckoo birds “cuckoo, how long do I have to live?” the amount of ‘cuckoo’s that you’ll get is the number of years you have left.

Reminds you of anyone?

Kaz got to Ketterdam as a sweet little boy who was no threat to anyone. But after Jodie’s death he became the ‘parasite’.

Kaz gets rid of most barrel gangs step by step, brick by brick, until eventually he’s left one on one with Pekka.

He feeds himself on Pekka’s empire by stealing his ‘pigeons’ and slowly, almost unnoticed, draining his clientele and money.

Inej also has ‘cuckoo’ vibes:

As soon as she gets out of the “menagerie” she gives Kaz an opportunity to stop using Tante Heleen and ‘her girls’ as a blackmail source.

She basically feeds herself on the money Tante Heleen would have had if Kaz didn’t get Inej as his spider.

In the end she’s basically the reason why Kaz destroys “Menagerie”

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eccentrichumanbeing69 · 11 months

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#he’s a massive simp really #he just refuses to admit it #kazzle dazzle #six of crows #soc #kaz brekker #kanej #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #nina zenik #matthias helvar #helnik #inej ghafa #I accidentally forget to put inej up with Kaz oops

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catdoingblep · 1 year

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Nina and Matthias having a baby: Nina: Not like we trust anyone of you to choose a name but do you have any suggestions? Kaz: Inej is a perfect name Matthias: it is a boy Kaz: and it’s not a suggestion. Just stating a fact.

#kaz brekker the head simp of ketterdam #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #kaz brekker #kanej #nina x matthias #helnik #nina zenik #matthias helvar #six of crows incorrect quotes #incorrect six of crows #simp kaz brekker #matthias is alive Idk what dead you are talking about #kazzle dazzle #kaz brekker x inej ghafa #inej ghafa

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lissyanddusk · 19 days

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When you get to Kaz's chapters to see what the genius mastermind has come up with this time

Kaz's mind: Inej is hot

#inej ghafa #six of crows #kanej #kaz x inej #kaz brekker #the dregs #kaz internally simping over inej

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fandoms-o-fish · 1 year

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#this made me appreciate how wordy Kaz is #that boy says twenty words when he could've said it in three #also Inej is the sweetest bean #no wonder Kaz is such a simp #shadow and bone #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows #grishaverse #art #art print #this is not an ad I just like their art

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arggghhhsstuff · 2 years

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hey (with the intention of coming for you. and if I couldn't walk, i'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together—knives drawn, pistols blazing. because that's what we do. We never stop fighting.)

#KAZ BREKKER EVERYONE #he's a total simp oh my god #like boy you called her an INVESTMENT #and then #this????#did you guys heard about communication #no of course not #they're all so bad at it #six of crows #soc #crooked kingdom #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #book quotes

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ninacarstairss · 1 year

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kaz to pekka: the secret is to never love anything

also kaz 30 seconds later to inej: where were you?? i can’t take my long awaited revenge on pekka rollins without my wife there by my side

#sir you were desperate without your knife wife there #kaz brekker the simp of the barrel #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #shadow and bone #shadow and bone netflix #sab #sab netflix #sab spoilers #six of crows #soc

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alejandraa6002 · 1 year

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I love how we all know that kaz is the simp of the relationship

#six of crows #seis de cuervos #kaz brekker #sankta inej #inej ghafa #soc #crooked kingdom #leigh bardugo #matthias helvar #nina zenik #kanej my beloved #kanej #kaz x inej #simp #kaz is a simp

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jegulusofwesper · 2 years

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i love how in the show kaz literally is like “jes 🤨” at the nickname from inej but literally page 2 of kaz’s first chapter he’s the first person to say jes

i dunno it’s just funny to me

#i know for a fact my man was like 🥺why don’t i have a nickname🥺 but it come out jes 🤨 because he’s an inej simp like the rest of us #kanej #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #sab #shadow and bone #soc #six of crows duology #six of crows

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lilisouless · 2 years

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Matthias: Wylan, there is a bee on your cheek

Jesper: i´ll kill it "slaps Wylan too hard by accident" HOLY S#IT! I AM SO SO-

Wylan: Aren't you going to get the other one?

Matthias: what the-

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Matthias: Hey Brekker, are you awake?

"Finds Kaz laying down and dragging a blade over his skin"

Kaz: Please don't kill me, i am begging you

Matthias:...

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Matthias: they are crazy,Nina! I mean , i already knew they were, but thats another level

Nina: you are overreacting, Inej is Inej and Jesper steals from my playbook, of course those dorks are going to be wrapped around their finger

Matthias: But thats not even healthy ,Nina

Nina: hey , can you help me get those biscuits. They are too high for me

Matthias: sure "kneels with his hands on the floor"

Nina: You can just get them for me, you don't have to-

Matthias: Nah, just step on me, i don't mind. Like i was saying: they need to (no, you can leave your heels, its okay) to get some dignity

#simps of crows part 35 #how do i tag the cw for this?#six of crows #netflix shadow and bone #incorrect six of crows #nina zenik #matthias helvar #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #leigh bardugo #crooked kingdom #helnik #wesper #kanej #kaz x inej #nina x matthias #jesper x wylan

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applecidersstuff · 6 months

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She was gone for longer than expected, but she never missed a visit, so she must be here soon.

She always came back. It might have been a year, six months, a month, or even a couple weeks. But she always had a plan, and she always told him when she'd be back.

But the fifth harbor was empty. At least for him. Until the gorgeous ship, called "The Wraith," alongside its captain would enter the harbor it was empty. Soulless - and just like this city - it was empty for him.

He didn't have his gloves on. He couldn't remember when was the last time he'd worn them. It was so long ago. Months had passed probably.

"Kaz..."

Jesper always followed him here. He didn't know why. He might have been waiting for her too.

"Kaz, it has been a year, you need to accept it and let her go."

Jesper must have been drinking again. Although he thought Jes was happy now, why would he go back to his old habits?

"She will be back soon, Jes, she's just a little late."

He heard Jesper let out a sharp breath. For a second he thought he heard his friend cry, but why would he?

"Kaz..."

It started to get on his nerves. If you do not want to be here, then don't follow me, whats the problem?

"Jesper, I'll wait for her just a little longer. I'm sure she will be back any day now."

"She won't be back, Kaz!"

Jesper was screaming. He never did that, why would he do it now? Especially while saying such nonsense! She will be back, he just had to wait a little longer.

"She..." Jesper swallowed a lump in his throat "She's dead, Kaz."

He finished his sentence, and when he looked up Kaz was staring at him. He looked surprised. His eyes red, with black circles underneath.

"She attacked a slaver's ship and one of them shot her, remember?"

No. No, no, no. Thats impossible! No one in this world could even compete with her. There was no one who could possibly have killed her!

"Jes, she's not dead, you're talking nonsense!" He chuckled. He'd expected Jesper to look surprised by his reaction, but he looked sad and tired. He could almost see pity in his eyes.

"Kaz, we've been over it a million times. We come here every week. And every week you stand here and watch the sea. And then I have to remind you that she's gone."

The realization came, and the waters rose.

He felt a lump forming in his throat and sharp pain filling his chest. He turned around and looked in the water. There, at the bottom, almost invisible was a coin. Inej threw it in there the first time she left. "So I would always come back," she said with a bright smile. Now it was shining in the sun.

He reached into his coat and squeezed the dagger hanging on a chain there. His wedding dagger. Inej has the other one.

"What do I do now, Jes?"

He didn't care how pathetic his voice sounded, or how vulnerable he looked. Right now all he wanted was to find Inej, hug her tight, make sure she was alright, and never let go.

He felt tears on his face. And someone was shaking him.

"Kaz?"

A worried voice, it wasn't supposed to be here.

"Kaz, wake up!"

Inej.

He sat up, tears still pouring down his face. He found her arm in the dark and pulled her closer, clutching her in a hug. She was safe, she was alive, it was all that mattered. She was all that mattered.

"Kaz, are you alright?" Her hands in his hair. She talks softly, as if he's a little child she needed to comfort.

"You were dead." His throat was sore, voice even more hoarse than usual.

"Oh, Kaz, why would I be dead?" Her hands cupped his face, as if he was a kitten, and lifted it. Her voice full of joy and love, her eyes almost glowing in the dark. She was smiling.

"I'm alive," She whispered, as she placed a kiss on his forehead.

Alive...

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