#simp kaz brekker

[catdoingblep]

Nina and Matthias having a baby: Nina: Not like we trust anyone of you to choose a name but do you have any suggestions? Kaz: Inej is a perfect name Matthias: it is a boy Kaz: and it’s not a suggestion. Just stating a fact.

#kaz brekker the head simp of ketterdam #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #kaz brekker #kanej #nina x matthias #helnik #nina zenik #matthias helvar #six of crows incorrect quotes #incorrect six of crows #simp kaz brekker #matthias is alive Idk what dead you are talking about #kazzle dazzle #kaz brekker x inej ghafa #inej ghafa

[currentlyfandomobsessed]

did we as a fandom just collectively forget how Kaz Brekker swallowed and regurgitated a bomb? I can't tell if I should be surprised or not tbh.

#soc fandom #six of crows #six of crows duology #the dregs #grishaverse #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #inej x kaz #kazzle dazzle #wtf is wrong with this kid #wylan van sunshine #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #jesper x wylan #wylan x jesper #kaz x inej #kanej #kanej supremacy #wesper supremacy #nina zenik #nina is wifey confirmed #nina x matthias #these tags are just me simping for nina tbh #love that for me #how do i even tag this

[flufftopiamailpidgeons]

If you asked Kaz Brekker what home smelled like, perhaps once upon a time he would've given a vague description of the place he and Jordie grew up, a memory so distant even Kaz himself had stopped being able to conceptualize it years ago.

Now, he could answer you with confidence. If you asked Kaz Brekker what home smelled like, his lips would subtly twitch- easily mistakenly as a sense of smugness- and he would tell you, olive oil and smoke. He smells Suli tea and spices, he thinks of her.

When Kaz Brekker thinks of home, he thinks of how perfect she looks when she comes down the stairs of the slat, picking apart her breakfast and licking her fingers clean with the satisfaction that her stomach was full and a man somewhere was dead.

He found he liked that look on her; dangerous, satisfied- content and free.

Her slender fingers gripped her knives with the elegance of matches next to altar candles on the cathedral that was her frame, her scarf akin to draping curtains that fell around her eyes- her irises catching the light like stained glass windows.

His Wraith was silent, and Kaz Brekker, the man who hated to ever be taken off guard, loved her for every time she appeared in his life without warning.

Kaz Brekker could tell you in an instant what he thinks of when he thinks of home, and only need two words: Inej Ghafa.

#kanej #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #post crooked kingdom #six of crows #grishaverse #shadow and bone #listen i love them #kaz is a simp for inej #if he could've gotten drunk on her laugh he wouldve #my writing #writing #fanfiction

[jazzkrebber]

I am a firm believer that while Inej is away at sea, she sends Kaz weekly letters about her endeavors. sometimes she attaches a package, often including a new hat for him, but no matter what, he always keeps every single one. it doesn't matter if she wrote 15 pages or 1 paragraph. they all go in a box he keeps in his room, and he reads them over and over when he's missing her too much. just to see her handwriting again

#i dont care about the logistics they'll just train a pigeon or something #it's thinking about them hours #he's such a simp and I love him for it #she deserves it anyhow #she deserves the world and more #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm #shadow and bone season 2 #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #kanej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #captain ghafa #leigh bardugo #nina zenik #matthias helvar #helnik #soc spinoff #six of crows spin off #six of crows headcanons #shadow and bone season 3 #shadow and bone season three #pigeon

[the-aloof-intellect]

i think it’s time we start to recognize inej ghafa as the saint she is because only she can turn kaz ‘dirty hands’ brekker, the bastard of the barrel into the ultimate simp

#the same can also be applied for helnik #kaz invented being a simp #i believe in inej ghafa supremacy #kanej supremacy #kanej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows #crooked kingdom #leigh bardugo #grishaverse

[lilisouless]

SoC deleted scene that i saved from the darkness

Wylan: i hate myself so much

Matthias: Me too

Kaz: I hate you too

Matthias: I was figthing with Nina and she said "fuck you" and i meant to say "fuck you too" but i accidentally said "fuck me too" (i shouldn't had stared at her cleavage"

Wylan: at least you could say you mixed up words, Jesper was bugging me and said "we shoud have brought another demo man" and i wanted to say "bite me" but i accidentally said "bite me, please" (i have to stop staring at his mouth)

Kaz: Pathetic, i called Inej an investment and actually meant that.

Matthias: ...

Wylan:...

Matthias: I don't know what is worse, what he did or the fact that he looks so proud about it

Wylan: "whispering" no, look at his eye, he is crying on his insides

#remember kids #its better to be a simp than to be a kaz #hasta la proxima amigos #netflix shadow and bone #six of crows #leigh bardugo #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #nina zenik #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #kanej #wesper #helnik #grishaverse incorrect quotes #six of crows incorrect quotes

[minasvalentine]

Kaz is checking me out ik ik

#kaz brekker x reader #kaz brekker #kaz brekker imagine #shadow and bone tv #shadow and bone #freddy carter #kaz brekker x you #kaz brekker smut #he‘s so fine #smut #rail me #omg #look at him #im a simp

[applecidersstuff]

In the “I berried him six feet deep” scene(book) Kaz really reminds me of a cuckoo bird.

If you don’t know what a cuckoo bird is, it’s alright, I’ll gladly explain it.

Cuckoo birds are famous for throwing their chicks into the nests of other birds. Their eggs don’t look suspicious for a mama bird, but as a cuckoo bird gets older it starts demanding more food, and eventually throws the ‘true’ chicks that cannot yet fly out of the nest. In the end the mama bird is left with a ‘parasite’ which she continues to feed because views it as her child.(forgot to add, cuckoo birds are HUGE, and even chicks are bigger than a mama bird)

Also in the Eastern Europe where cuckoo’s mostly live exists a believe that if you ask cuckoo birds “cuckoo, how long do I have to live?” the amount of ‘cuckoo’s that you’ll get is the number of years you have left.

Reminds you of anyone?

Kaz got to Ketterdam as a sweet little boy who was no threat to anyone. But after Jodie’s death he became the ‘parasite’.

Kaz gets rid of most barrel gangs step by step, brick by brick, until eventually he’s left one on one with Pekka.

He feeds himself on Pekka’s empire by stealing his ‘pigeons’ and slowly, almost unnoticed, draining his clientele and money.

Inej also has ‘cuckoo’ vibes:

As soon as she gets out of the “menagerie” she gives Kaz an opportunity to stop using Tante Heleen and ‘her girls’ as a blackmail source.

She basically feeds herself on the money Tante Heleen would have had if Kaz didn’t get Inej as his spider.

In the end she’s basically the reason why Kaz destroys “Menagerie”

#kanej the cuckoo couple #six of crows #kaz brekker #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #inej ghafa #kaz rietveld #kaz six of crows #kaz x inej #kazzle dazzle #kaz being kaz #kaz speaks #*cries in kanej* #kanej #kanej supremacy #kaz is a simp #kaz and inej #inej x kaz #soc inej #six of crows inej #sankta inej #inej my beloved #inej supremacy #inej #kanej aesthetic #kanej has my whole heart #kanejdaily #the grisha series #grishaverse analisis #the grishaverse

[eccentrichumanbeing69]

#he’s a massive simp really #he just refuses to admit it #kazzle dazzle #six of crows #soc #kaz brekker #kanej #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #nina zenik #matthias helvar #helnik #inej ghafa #I accidentally forget to put inej up with Kaz oops

[lissyanddusk]

When you get to Kaz's chapters to see what the genius mastermind has come up with this time

Kaz's mind: Inej is hot

#inej ghafa #six of crows #kanej #kaz x inej #kaz brekker #the dregs #kaz internally simping over inej

[fandoms-o-fish]

Modified art prints from https://vrzn035prints.bigcartel.com/products, I added the quotes & the names. Buy from them!! Their art is so gorgeous 

#this made me appreciate how wordy Kaz is #that boy says twenty words when he could've said it in three #also Inej is the sweetest bean #no wonder Kaz is such a simp #shadow and bone #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows #grishaverse #art #art print #this is not an ad I just like their art

[catdoingblep]

An actual photo of the id Kaz Brekker used to cross the border of Shu Han in S2:

#kaz brekker the head simp of ketterdam #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #kaz brekker #kazzle dazzle #kanej #kaz brekker x inej ghafa #simp kaz brekker #incorrect six of crows

[olskuvallanpoe]

Pfft who says kaz’s r tatt is for rietveld. This is rotty erasure /j

#six of crows duology #kaz brekker #six of crows #spoilers #rotty #the dregs #humor #soc #six of crows memes #kaz the simp #kaz x rotty 5ever 🫶🫶🫶

[adhd-mess]

Characters that are broody, morally grey, and villainous/murderous: *exist*

Me:

#vilf #villain fucker #the darkling #xue Yang #aleksander morozova #maven calore #Victor vale #sukuna ryomen #casteel da'neer #Rhysand #cardan greenbriar #shigaraki tomura #geralt of rivia #juliette cai #kaz brekker #lorcan salvaterre #jaxon vega #villain lover #villain simp #jude duarte

[lpa6zn]

Good morning my friends, I'm back in my Nikolai Lantsov simp era

#grishaverse #shadow and bone #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej gafha #zoya nazyanelsky #alina starkov #i hate the lanstov family except nikolai #nikolai my beloved #prince nikolai #nikolai lanstov #nikolai lantsov #im a simp #sab season 2 #i love him

[adri-is-confused]

Reasons why, in a happier universe, Kaz Brekker would be a theater kid:

1. He is so dramatic. King to end all Drama Kings.

2. He has such a good poker face. He dealt with Alys singing with a straight face. This man wouldn't break character for the world.

3. Kaz already has a bunch of costumes from the Komedie Brute already. Is it for disguises on heists? Nope, just a theatre nerd.

4. He enjoys performing and putting on an act. I think he would enjoy acting as much magic.

#six of crows #kaz brekker #edit to number 2 #he would crumble if he saw inej in the crowd laughing #dam simp