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rhetthammersmithhorror · 4 months

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Footlight Parade | 1933

#Footlight Parade #Joan Blondell #Claire Dodd #Lloyd Bacon #gtfo #goodbye #bye #scram #slam the door #hammersmith horror #adiós #Au revoir #ciao #さようなら #नमस्ते #Auf Wiedersehen #안녕 #frenemy

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rlyehtaxidermist · 2 months

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incidentally i would get the alchemists to respect me because I know how to synthesise mauveine. and they would absolutely not care that i am a quadruple scorpio who disrespects the great work and has stolen their secrets because oh three dicked elf jesus we will all be so fucking rich if the local equivalent of the byzantine aristocracy doesn't have us all executed for purple crimes

#[kicking open the door of the alchemy guild] bad news guys the philosopher's stone is named fast neutrons and will kill all of us.#[slams flask on the table] the good news is that i have coal tar.

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majoliish · 11 months

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imagine showing any of the celestials that stupid little illusion that makes it look like youre pulling your thumb off and they all collectively lose their SHIT. like freaking out, yelling at solomon for teaching you dangerous magic, asking why youd ever do such a stupid thing, only for you to put it back and theyre just so baffled. once its been explained, diavolo and mammon would be enamoured, begging you to show them the trick behind it.

by extension. telling one of them youve "got their nose" and running off, only for them to chase after you and demand for it back. luke just straight up bursts into tears.

#im sorry this mental image has got me losing my shit #mammon slamming his fists on the door going GIVE IT BACK I NEED THAT #asmo being like NOOO MY NOSE IS SO CUTE YOU CANT HAVE IT YOU MONSTER D:#you do it to beel and belphie just goes like “oh maybe hell finally stop snoring”#barbatos Knows but he plays along with it for the funny #obey me headcanons #obey me x reader #obey me #om!swd #obey me shall we date #om! swd #general howls

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creaman · 1 month

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Wonderland.

#vclownverse #jervis tetch #mad hatter #his shoes are on the wrong feet but that’s probably in character #reminder that he doesn’t wear nail polish he just slammed his hands in the car door #arkham asylum #digital illustration #fanart #batman #character design #panel redraw #vinegarclown #creaman #starting to regret all the textures patterns and layers in this design

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year

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growing up with a perpetually anxious primary caregiver is such a mindfuck. that shit will rewire your nervous system

#not a shitpost #i get that parenthood and modern life in general is extremely anxiety inducing #and that anxiety is a common mental health issue and anxiety disorders exist and do not disqualify you from being a loving parent #but i am begging you PLEASE do not project your anxiety onto your kids #especially younger kids #your job is to make your kids feel safe and secure. that is a primary requirement #that doesn't mean you can't be anxious!#but just like being angry doesn't mean you're allowed to yell at your kids or slam doors or break things #being anxious doesn't mean you are allowed to surround your kids with your own fear and stress or teach them to share your anxieties #your job is to be a comforting nurturing parental figure. that means projecting comfort and love #even when it is hard! even when you are tired or angry or scared!#which is a damn hard job! and you won't get it right all the time!#but dammit babes you gotta TRY #kids deserve to feel safe and comfortable in their daily lives #you CANNOT be teaching them to expect catastrophe lurking around every corner

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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Does Barnaby

Does Barnaby tell the others to get off his lawn when he's angry

psh, who do you think he is, an old man? he'd Bark, like any lively young dog

#serves them right for (playfully) arguing right outside of his house smh #hes got sensitive ears yall... probably... i wouldnt know...#i bet ya could hear that woof everywhere in the neighborhood #and feel it. its gotta be deep as hell. bass boosted boof #legend has it that a Single Can fell in howdy's store #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #many thoughts about barnaby and barking #id imagine that if asked if he can bark hed be like 'yeah but its a waste of effort / who has the time for That'#i doubt he ever really does it...#cause that would take effort and really when would he be in the mood to be able to do it #its like. i dont get how some people can just let out a real good yell/scream on command #if im not angry enough i Physically Cannot raise my voice in that way. just dont have it in me #and id also think that barnaby has a thick skin. takes a lot to make him That Peeved yk yk #but when he does bark. oof. thats gotta be the loudest shit ever #everyone runs out of their homes like 'what happened??? is there a thunderstorm??? did a fuckin Bomb go off??'#meanwhile barnaby is slamming his door behind him and frank & julie are speedwalking away from his house with ringing ears #thoughts thoughts thoughts Musings

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spineless-lobster · 2 months

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Me when there’s gay people and they’re at war

#YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!! *telepathically throws furniture across the room* *shatters lightbulbs* *doors slam* *whole building shakes*#I am a parody of myself with this trope at this point #capvers #bbc ghosts #gauntwood #in memoriam alice winn #patrochilles #the song of achilles #tsoa #the iliad #baumer x katczinsky #all quiet on the western front #aqotwf #buck x bucky #mota #masters of the air #schofield x blake #1917 movie

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skeletoninthemelonland · 7 months

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woman

#what if u were chilling at home during a rainy day and u hear someone knock on the door #u put ur tea cup aside to answer it and.#it's literally your husband's old rabbit costume #standing at the front door of your house. soaking wet.#your husband. who disappeared 10 years ago #his costume. standing by itself.#now in front of you #suddenly. it moves #ur first reaction: slam the door shut on its face #'what was in that tea'#my art #starbstalks

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rottengurlz · 3 months

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paranormal investigator that fakes all her haunts and doesn't believe in ghosts until her boyfriend who "accidentally" died started haunting her

#her name is emelia and her traits are noncommittal ambitious and high maintenance #she definitely didnt push her boyfriend down the stairs after finding out he was going to leave her #and tell everyone she was scamming them #i <3 women who do crime #he doesn't even try to scare her he just breaks her all her belongings because he can #and will passive aggressively follow her around and slam the door in her face before she goes into every room #mysims #sims 4 #simblr #the sims community #ts4 simblr

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densewentz · 1 year

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more dreamling dad au bc thats just what i do now apparently i like lazy afternoon naps and so do our boys

#dreamling #hob gadling #dream of the endless #morpheus #the sandman netflix #sandman fanart #a few people have asked me what the babs name is #ive been calling him Kian #and he gets jealous of Nightmare and wants to be scary too sometimes so his dad made him that horrific onesie #to kian's exact specifications thank u #my art #its important to me that people know kians got dreams dark hair and flair for dramatics but #hes also got hobs big dumb sunshine brown calf eyes that he flashes to get his way bc he also has hobs effortless charm #i also headcanon as he gets older he secrets handfuls of sand into his pockets from EVERYWHERE bc he wants to be like his dad #and hob has to be the sand police and has to make kian turn out his pockets on the doorstep every time they come home from anywhere #bc theres only so much vaccuuming even an immortal man can take #and kian does so but petulantly and while sporting dreams patented Imperious Pissy Face #they have a rule that kian is allowed to stomp as loudly as he wants to his room but isnt allowed to slam doors #in this essay i will-

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v0idwraith · 1 year

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if there isn’t a scene of a panicked colin bursting into trent’s office and scaring the shit out of him next episode i will be very disappointed

#colin: *slams door open* TRENT #trent: *fucking dies*#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso season 3 #trent crimm #colin hughes

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rebouks · 11 days

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Previous // Next

Tristen: You should’ve taken your clothes off. Matilda: I still might… … [cicadas chirping] Tristen: You’re not allergic to mold, are you? Matilda: I wouldn’t care If I was. … Tristen: We shouldn’t have waited so long, Mat-.. I don’t know what I was thinking. Matilda: Maybe we should stop thinking… [Tristen nodded slightly; she was right, they’d done more than enough thinking] Tristen: That’s-.. romantic, actually.