Belle: This whole family needs a shrink.
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Sally: Rely on your natural instincts!
Poppy: Well, dear, my natural instincts are to panic.
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Ms. Pauling: *rubbing her temples* This whole fortress needs a shrink...
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Maya: Tell me you've managed to buy Andy something other than your traditional birthday gift.
Jack: What's my traditional gift?
Maya: A card, three days late.
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Steve: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Tony: First of all, no one should ever be in those shoes.
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Bellatrix: Rules were made to be broken
Narcissa: Well, bodies weren't
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Chris: Some of us have a job.
Claire: Some of us have fun.
Leon: And some of us are having a really bad hair day.
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Blake: Some of us have a job.
Ruby: Some of us have fun.
Yang: And some of us are having a really bad hair day.
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Wyll: Just because I protect the innocent doesn’t mean I have to be innocent all the time.
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Lola: Yeah, by the way, what was with the scratching of my bedpost? What was that?
Penelope: I had to keep my nails sharp.
Lola: Yeah, see, that's just very creepy.
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Daisy: Who’s trying to kill us?
Simmons: No one?
Daisy: That’s new.
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Calliope: Just when I was beginning to-
Kiara: Desire me?
Calliope: Respect you.
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Influenced by this Emesis Blue fanfic (linked here):
Jacques: *standing before the original Jane doe's grave* ...how dare you?
Jacques: HOW DARE YOU?! HOW DARE YOU?! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME?!
Jacques: HOW COULD YOU GO AND DIE AND LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONE?!!
Jacques: *breaks down into sobs* Please come back...I need you, please come back!
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Vic: I have to go meet Theo. Can I have my lipstick back?
Andy: What lipstick?
Vic: The one that you borrowed last night at the club.
Andy: Wasn’t me.
Vic: Right. I must’ve gotten you confused with another Andy.
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