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superhellish · 2 years
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Seward: I’m not getting you a kitten
Renfield: Seward is…evil? Seward is unyielding? Seward is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing up my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as an undeveloped homicidal maniac. I can no longer thrive in this asylum.
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sariahsue · 7 months
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“Father is… evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.”
Adrien
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Sotha Sil, on his relationship with Divayth Fyr: We’re not soulmates. It’s worse than that. We’re . . .
Sotha Sil, tearing up: comedic foils . . .
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Jennyanydots: It is so funny when a kitten pretends not to hear you, but their ears are cocked in such a way you know they are listening... Stop ignoring me you menace!
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(he does do that) (then he yells about it)
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Dojima: What city slickers don't understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it. If you go out to investigate and get got, that's on you. Ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person.
Nanako: My dad once told me not to be scared of noises in the woods because if something was going to kill me, I'd never hear it coming. I'm fine now, but my big brother is too scared to leave the house.
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Remy: My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We Skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.
Pietro: Cool. I'd go to like, an Olive Garden.
Pietro and Remy: *stare at each other*
Pietro and Remy: *start making out*
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Kate: doomsday preppers always keeping rusty tins of food in their basement but never building springhouses and smokehouses and paddocks for future livestock. those canned peaches are only going to bring you so far babe
Kate: are you going to study medicinal herbs and their cultivation or are you just going to keep stockpiling weapons like a little bitch?
Kate: going to shoot your way out of an infected cut, dumbass?
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incorrectfmaquotes · 4 years
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Al: I’d say that alchemists are smarter,
Al: but one time my brother walked into the lab to find a bat going nuts, and instead of calling animal control, his first impulse was to freeze the bat with carbon dioxide and he ended up accidentally contaminating the entire lab with rabies.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 4 years
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dave: what city slickers dont understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it
rose: If you go out to investigate and get got, then that is on you. Ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person.
roxy: me on th porche: chillin
roxy: woods: woooooooooEEEEEEEEEEEEG
roxy: me: cheers ill drink 2 that bro !!!!!
dirk: Best case scenario: it’s a fox. Worst case scenario: you’re next.
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Auden: *removes Sean from his lap to do something else*
Sean: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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earthboundfacebook · 4 years
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Wander: *gently removes Little Bits from his lap*
Little Bits: Wanduh is… Evil? Wanduh is unyiewlding? Wanduh is incapabawe of wove?? I am wunning away. I am packing my widdle wucksack and going to expwore the world awone. I can no longer thwive in this househowld.
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Nixiel Veres: What the Dunmer in Raven Rock don't understand is that weird noises always come from the Ashlands and we just ignore it. If you go out to investigate and get got, that's on you. Ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person.
Talvas Fathryon: Master Neloth once told me not to be scared of noises in the wastes because if something was going to kill me, I'd never hear it coming. I'm fine now, but my predecessor was apparently too scared to leave the tower.
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The Rum Tum Tugger: We’re not soulmates, it’s worse than that... we’re... *tears up* comedic foils...
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imbicuriousyeah · 4 years
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Onew: *removes Taemin from his lap to do something else*
Taemin: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household
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