Theo: I know who I am, and I'm at peace with my place in the world. So what's the point of trying hard for anything?
RJ: Sure, there will always be someone out there who's better than you. But life's all about putting yourself out there before you feel rea-
Theo: - there will always be someone who's WHAT?!
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Nir'kah: Emilianna is finally starting to learn how much she can do if she really sets her mind to it.
Vadili, taking notes: How much can she do? The more details I have, the better I can Emilianna-proof the ship.
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*on a nature hike*
Nancy: it’s beautiful out here
Steve: and quiet
Nancy: too quiet
Steve: did we lose someone?
*Cut to Eddie and Robin trying to befriend a bear*
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DIRK: My roommate and I have started texting each other like democratic fundraising messaging.
--- gutsyGumshoe [GG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 15:15. ---
GG:
GG: Dirk - it's Nancy Pelosi and I'm asking for your help. When Jane takes out the trash, I NEED you to replace the bag. Otherwise, we're letting MAGA win!! Can I count on your support?
TT: Yep, my bad.
--- gutsyGumshoe [GG] ceased pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 15:15. ---
--- timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering gutsyGumshoe [GG] at 20:57. ---
TT: I'm in disbelief: Nate Silver's FiveThirtyEight just announced we need more boxed mac and cheese for dinner.
TT: -- We're WINNING in Florida.
TT: -- We're WINNING in Ohio.
TT: -- We're WINNING in Pennsylvania.
TT: -- We're WINNING in Georgia.
TT: -- We're WINNING in Nevada.
TT: -- We're WINNING in New Hampshire.
TT: I cannot emphasize this enough: We have a once-in-a-lifetime chance to GO to the store for mac and cheese.
GG: The votes are in: We're getting mac and cheese.
TT: Fuck yes.
--- timaeusTestified [TT] ceased pestering gutsyGumshoe [GG] at 21:02. ---
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Steve: Baby, can you pay this for me?
Eddie: Sure thing, love.
Dustin: He can't just pay for you!!
Eddie: Why not? I'm his boyfriend, I get him everything he wants.
Nancy: We're playing monopoly.
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Nancy: Look. I know that from the outside it seems like I have everything together.
Robin: No, not really.
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Steve: Kiss, marry, kill: Tammy Thompson, Vickie, Nancy.
Robin: Kill Tammy, kill Vickie...
Robin:
Robin: Marry Nancy.
Robin: *looks at Nancy with intention*
Nancy: Yes.
Steve: *whispers* What the hell just happened?
Eddie: *whispers back* I...I think they just got engaged.
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Arthur: ... Hey Merlin.
Merlin: *blushing* Hey Arthur. You look great.
Arthur: You... yeah.
Morgana: My brother the poet, everyone.
Guinevere: I don't know Morgana, from the looks of them, they might not even need poetry.
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my dad just emailed me this and I'm sorry to say this boomer meme totally checks out.
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Robin: You and Jonathan look cute together.
Nancy: Weren't you just trying to set me up with Steve?
Robin: . . . BUT you guys would look cuter with Steve.
Steve: Are you hitting on Nancy and Jonathan for me, Robin?
Robin: Just trying to move things along.
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Nancy: you know that can kill you right?
Eddie, smoking a cigarette: that’s the point
Steve drinking alcohol: we’re trying to speed this up
Robin eating raw cookie dough: Yeah!
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Nancy: Listen to me, Robin Buckley is many things.
Nancy: Friend. Confidant.
Nancy: Occasional guest star in some confusing dreams that remind me a woman's sexuality is a moving target.
Robin:
Robin: I'm sorry, what?
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