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buddyup1 · 1 year
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evolt: hi
banjo: aren't you supposed to be dead?
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fairy-faun · 1 year
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Is this purposeful post theft or just a glitch caused by tumblr? Anyone else have the experience of this person stealing your viral posts as their own? Or anything similar happen to them to confirm whether it’s a glitch or not? I don’t even find this post funny anymore I posted it years back when I was still in high school, but I’m still getting notifications from it and it’s kinda lame it’s not properly sourced anymore.
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girlgroupincorrects · 2 years
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ryujin: why'd you give me an F??
teacher: you haven't turned in anything all semester
ryujin: but i reblogged the lucky pencil??
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mineclair · 3 years
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Hufflepuff: I just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 4 years
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dave, swimming: wow this is amazing i love the ocean
dave, when seaweed touches his foot: i imagine death so much it feels more like memory
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shitthehousessay · 5 years
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People: *laughing three blocks away*
Hufflepuff: It's me. They're laughing at me
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incorrect-yumikuri · 5 years
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Ymir: Why are you crying?
Historia: I'm just so beautiful
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writinrealslow · 5 years
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Manuela: Call a cleric! I've been stabbed!
Sylvain: Aw, that sucks! I wish I was there to cuddle you! :)
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rosesisupposes · 5 years
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Logan: *studiously doing his accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, focused*
Roman, upside down and swiveling in his desk chair: do you think stars have feelings
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mineclair · 3 years
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Gryffindor: my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”
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