Eddie: Why’d you give me an F?

Mr. Sweet: You haven’t turned anything in all semester.

Eddie: But I reblogged the lucky pencil?

do you guys think thebootydiaries will still be on Tumblr in 50 years time

Fun game to play.

Go through the reblog feed/history (whatever it’s called) on a @thebootydiaries post and see how many times it’s reblogged from her blog until it’s someone else.

Either lowest amount of reblogs or the highest wins, idk.

me: wow i feel icky and anxious and overwhelmed

me: *puts on socks* much better

As the first post I saw when opening the app… this fits pretty well

okay i know that the whole “we have too many bots on this godsforsaken website” is very much an issue but like

sometimes. with the way alive people write

i just cant always immediately tell that whatever im seeing is a not-alive person i.e. a bot

i mean

Greta Lee as Maxine in Russian Doll (2019)

i just had a dream that @/thebootydiaries got called out on here as a facist because she said she didnt like catboys or her fans

when life got me down and nothing is certain i know i can always count on thebootydiaries’ queue to constantly funnel posts from 2016 into my feed

remember when thebootydiaries and other big accounts used to own this shit? now it’s up to pukicho and gaud to sweep up our little scraps and dance for us

🤣

It’s been three years since I’ve touched this app and the world has gotten worse but hey I’m getting better at art so here’s @thebootydiaries if you want to see more of my art I post more (still very rarely) on insta my handle is “artby_josh”

Look at what was on my dash today.

Tumblr did a thing

@thebootydiaries #a6 @especially

did thebootydiaries do something iʼve seen her on a few dni if u follow lists

Are you sure

🤩

😒

….guess they finally got that horse to water

If you could be verified on Tumblr, @pukicho, @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses, @thebootydiaries, @hungwy, @strange-aeons, and @buzzlightyearhugecock all would be

And now that I’ve had the sheer nerve to @ them all, I’m gonna not check my notes for 12 hours :)