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talesofducks · 4 months
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Donald: "When I come back, I'd better not find those sticky ice cream bowls just sitting in the sink." The triplets: "Okay." The triplets: *hide their bowls on top of the fridge* Dewey, later: "I like how Uncle Donald is always up for a challenge." Donald, from the kitchen: "Get back in here!"
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dragoneyes618 · 9 months
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Young Harry: C'mon, CJ! You can do it! I'm right here! I'll catch you, I promise! Young Harriet, holding toddler CJ on top of the slide: It's not happening. Harry: What's wrong? Harriet: Maybe she's finally wising up. Harry: This time I won't get distracted by the ice cream truck!
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incorrect-smurfs · 9 months
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[Fortune Cookies]
Brainy: "You are a beautiful and intelligent person of many talents."
Brainy: These fortune cookies are incredibly accurate!
Sickly: Mine just says "wipe your nose."
Smurfette: Brainy, this is clearly your handwriting.
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incorrectstarvs · 6 months
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Marco: Don't you find him a little...hostile?
Star: Oh, Tom just seems that way because he's constantly angry.
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caterpillarinacave · 2 years
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Yang: So, what would you say the best part of having kids is?
Blake: I’d say the fulfillment. Adding to something bigger than any one person, raising a tiny life to make an impact, teaching them, protecting them, and raising them to change the world in a truly unique way. What about you?
Yang:
Yang: I was gonna say boarding first at the airport, but I think I just changed my mind.
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beatlesdiscord · 2 years
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Paul: “you’re a beautiful and intelligent person of many talents”.
Paul: these fortune cookies are incredibly accurate!
Ringo: mine just says “wipe your nose”.
George: Paul, this is clearly your handwriting.
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Philip: Gonna take a nap, Dad? Philip's father: (lying down on the couch) That's right. Philip: Good idea. Say, where do you keep your car keys? Philip's father: They're hanging on the key hook by the door. Why? Philip: Oh, no reason. Just wondering. Philip's father: Okay. Philip: When you start the car, do you turn the key to the left, or to the right? Philip's father: Um, to the right, but… Philip: Great. Good information, Dad. Philip's father: Mm. Philip: By the way, how long is this nap of yours going to last? (Later, the father naps with his feet atop an overturned playpen in which Philip is sitting with his arms crossed.) Philip's mother: You just don't know when to stop asking questions, do you? Philip: (scowls at her)
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Person A: “You are a beautiful and intelligent person of many talents.”
Person A: These fortune cookies are incredibly accurate!
Person B: Mine just says “wipe your nose.”
Person C: A, this is clearly your handwriting.
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guillermosfamiliar · 3 months
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Henry Fox being a cutie-pie aka Try Not To Say Baby Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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rwbybutincorrect · 1 year
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Oscar: *eats a bug*
Weiss: GAHHH! Yang! Call 911! Oscar just ate a bug!
Yang: Well, it's probably not a big deal. Ruby used to eat bugs all the time.
Weiss: And look how she turned out!
Ruby, wearing a bike helmet, scuba flippers, and tennis rackets taped to her arms: How who turned out?
Yang: We can't pin that on the bugs.
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tkachuktkaching · 3 months
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Matthew Tkachuk #19 of the Florida Panthers skates the ice during warm ups prior to the start of the game against the Washington Capitals at the Amerant Bank Arena on February 8, 2024 in Sunrise, Florida. (Photo by Eliot J. Schechter/NHLI via Getty Images)
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not to be dramatic but the rwrb stratosphere is saving my absolute life. having such a tricky time with work but knowing i can come home and reread or rewatch or fall into well crafted au’s or extensions via the fic world is really what keeps me going❤️
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pinkruntz · 1 month
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"Those are the TWINS!"
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tigresslanzhu · 7 months
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Friday The 13th
Nooshy: Step on a crack, break Moonie’s back. Step on a line, break Marcus’ spine. Step on a chip, and Johhny’s a drip. Step on a yeet, and Nooshy is neat!
Buster, Marcus and Johnny: STUPID SON FRIEND!
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HE PLAYS THE TUNE
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