#str8 boys

[deutscherfag]

str8 dudes be like “so you suck dick huh?”

#gay #straight #meme #silly #funny #bi #bisexual #196 #deutscherfagarmy #straight men #straight male #gay bros #gay man #str8 to gay #str8 bait #str8 guys #str8 alpha #str8 boys #str8 #str8 men #straight boys #gay to straight #lgbt

[icarusthebrowneyedblondie]

i hat3 the fact that i like him so much, but i can't tell him because there's a high chance that he doesn't feel the same way about me. i hate the fact that he may just be a straight boy being nice to me, but i just had to catch feelings for him. my only consolation is that he lives far away from me, and it's a "long distance type thing," so it doesn't hurt so bad.

#gay #str8 boys #bi boy #long post #long distance love

[swoleisthegoal]

Bored PM Fap

#jock #muscular #beef cake #bro #bros #bruh #frat #frat boy #muscle men #bulto #homens #hombres #masculino #masculinity #masculine #good night #good morning #str8 #men #guys #male beauty

[gwentbleidd]

still my favorite thing about all this is that joey batey really woke up one day, said 'hell yeah queer jaskier' and made thousands of people SO mad

#i'm polish and lemme tell you something #polish str8s are so angry rn it's so funny #imagine u get mad at random points during the day and can't sleep at night bc a fictional man kissed another man lmao??? #'it wasn't in the books' boi do u wanna talk about what wasn't in the books but was in the netflix series i'll go first #they just make stuff up from the very beginning #anyway stan jaskier bi agenda #jaskier #dandelion #wiedźmin #the witcher #season 3 #geralt of rivia #geralt z rivii #geraskier #radskier #radovid #joey batey #hugh skinner

[coolinternetmen]

#str8 men #white boy summer #white excellence #white boys #white men #hot dudes #alpha white men #fine as hell #white guys #white king #fine as fuck

[chirpsythismorning]

mike is literally head of the anti love at first sight club prove me wrong

#byler #stranger things #mike wheeler #he really said #center frame #you open up the door #and... #it's straight peole #mike: #i am #disgusted #and yet I am going to take notes... #bc i am clueless when it comes to str8 boy things :/

[fitstud]

#muscle #bro #straight #tattoo #bad boys #alpha #brother #best friend #str8 men #handsome #muscular #macho #man

[blairpfaff]

thinking about nathan talking about the transparency of the reason why so many queer ppl relate to the edizzy dynamic and wondering if djenks has ever actually spoken to the queer members of his cast before

#nathan: it's beautiful and the both of them play it so gorgeously #djenks: oh izzy's like his dad tho #when i catch u str8 boi... #edizzy

[vveakfish]

str8 boy yaoi (colorized, 2023) | [prev] • [next]

#Jayroy #royjay #jason todd #roy harper #red hood/arsenal #𓆟 #scribble fish #fishfic #LoFi Beats 2fybf2 #(this is still i wip bc im painting over this B)) #i feel like this is going to be another ‘queers in capes’ situation lol #im sorry i’m going to reclaim my little gay slurs #actually no. i’m not sorry #<- i changed the caption from ‘faggots’ bc ‘str8 boy yaoi’ is arguably funnier :\

[thedude3445]

Let's Read Systemless

Here's Reborn on a Systemless Earth... With a System!

It's my 1100+ page trilogy that's just about to finish. Read it all for free, and preorder Volume 1 before it releases on Kindle Unlimited on June 18th!

This comedy fantasy reverse isekai story features the following:

Cultural differences leading to many shenanigans.

Card game-based RPG superpowers.

Perpetually annoyed lesbian wives.

Underground wrestling arenas with Pretty Cure expys.

Multiversal temporal desychronization causing cosmic chaos.

Bizarre numbers of references to CATS (dir. Hooper, 2019).

Anarcho-monarchist surf pirates.

Using Minecraft to cheat at real life.

Ridiculously convoluted hidden origin stories.

Beavers.

A very slow-burning BL subplot that eventually ends with heartwarming triumph.

President Joe Biden with a plan to use RPG powers to solve climate change.

Plot twists so massive you'll be dropping your damn jaw to the floor.

Hot guys with pink hair.

I've been posting the story for over 3 years, and I think you'll really enjoy the insanity to come. It started as a parody of isekai stories by sending an idiot fantasy guy to modern-day America, but it became so, so much more over its 250-chapter run.

The story will post its final chapter in June, and then it'll be published on Kindle Unlimited.

Read it for free now, and also preorder Volume 1 so I can become rich and successful and self-finance the rest of that one Squiddles fan adventure!

#free books #litrpg #reverse isekai #books like homestuck but only subconsciously because i was in mega mspa-hate mode back when i started the series in 2020 #the book got huge hate when it came out for the LGBTQ+ parts so i hope and pray 4 tumblr to discover it instead of the homophobe str8 boys

[moerusai]

Kinn would suck dicks like he sucks tits. He could probably suck a watermelon through a straw.

#how do you think he trapped that str8 boi ass? #he be givin Porsche head and pro.state or.gasms no one had given him before #kinnporsche #kinn theerapanyakul #kinnporsche crack #mo's unfiltered thoughts #sorry for the tag censoring but tumblr do be like that

[icarusthebrowneyedblondie]

i just told him i like him.

I TOLD HIM I LIKE HIM!!

FUCKK!!!

#gay #bi #str8 boys #long distance love #long distance romance

[swoleisthegoal]

BRO ME TIME

#bros #frat bro #male affection #male beauty #str8 men #macho #meninos #jock #str8 #men #guys #gym bro #masculino #masculine #frat house #frat boy #bros for life

[vriskaserketdaily]

a fankid you say?? tell me more pleaseee.

i've actually talked about her before here and here!

tldr they end up adopting a grub as old ladies and their daughter grows up to be a normie prep against all odds (chronic "raised by grandma" syndrome)

spider dragon is The Baby of the extended family network of my postgame au, because . . . most of the people who were going to have kids did so in their late 20s/early 30s and not in their mid-50s(? who fucking knows how troll lifespans work point is vriska and terezi are gleeful old hags & loving it) which means she has a lot of older cousins and second cousins(? children of cousins) close enough in age for her to consider them cousins. unfortunately being surrounded by old people means she's a nerd from birth. and because she's a troll being raised by Literal Gods/Actual Alternian Trolls instead of a lusus like normal ppl, she's already somewhat isolated from other kids her age.

it turns out the reason no lusus would take her as a grub is that spider is a teal-cerulean cusper; a natural variation in troll genetics that only becomes a problem in cases where they're so smack in the middle of blood colors that no lusus of either caste will bond to them (or, worse, when a lusus of each caste bonds to a cusper---the two lusii will attempt a fight to the death on sight, which is obviously very upsetting for all parties involved). she doesn't have cerulean mind powers, nor does she have whatever psychic gift teals can develop (smellovision?). on alternia, she would have probably died or been culled for being a mutant, but on earth C she pretty much lives a normal life because 1) kanaya didn't know cuspers were a thing until spider dragon came along (& doesn't cull healthy grubs on principle) and 2) earth C does not have much stratification along the hemospectrum, if any.

spider only became aware of her cusper status as an adult. vriska and terezi were both like "huh, that explains a lot," and never brought it up again. spider also only became aware of how unusual vriska and terezi's relationship is as a teenager and young adult---it's almost like the serket-pyrope relationship is beyond quadrants compared to normal troll dating. very odd to find out that not only are your parents gay by human standards, but also by troll standards. as if uncle karkat hasn't been trying to explain that literally every time they get together. someone has to give this young troll a proper education of romance, discretely arranged in four non-overlapping emotional spheres. she probably still has some of the helpful charts he made for her tucked away somewhere.

anyway she is a private school kid because of course vriska's daughter is getting the 8est education money can buy, and of course terezi's daughter is going to an ivy league school with an excellent law program. never mind that she majors in history. it's fine. terezi's not disappointed at all that earth C's best mind just went into alternian studies instead of criminal law. it's. fine.

#vriska serket #mod 8 #daily vriska serket #vriska #daily vriska #homestuck #terezi #terezi pyrope #vrisrezi #fankid #i should probably make a tag for her . . . #also btw old kk is bald or balding. you look at that boy and tell me with a str8 face that he keeps his hair after age 45. i wont believe u #*age 45 IF HE'S LUCKY #sorry ive already said so much abt her next time yall will have to be more specific What about her (& my postgame au)

[manchesterau]

dan fighting for his life every single tuesday on younow for like 5/6 yrs like why did he do that

#like he was going through it every time 'phanluver69' commented or the random str8 boys who would call him slurs like tf was going on #when he would get questions like 'do you support gay ppl' and then 'where is phil/why is phil/pls get phil'

[fitstud]

Good times 👍🏻

#str8 bait #college guy #cute boys #boyfriend #cruisinvibes