#thade adventures

[jaclynhyde]

The Shade vs. the Rainbow Raider, Part 2

(Ignore the cover, Shade can't stand this guy)

Previously on the Flash, see Part 1. TL;DR: the Shade hopped dimensions because his city got too colorful and he couldn't crime and it was someone on Earth-1's fault. He robbed a bank to get Barry's attention, trapped him and talked for so long Barry escaped, and then ran away and used his cane as a walkie-talkie to propose a truce.

On to Issue 299! Barry has taken the Shade's cane home because Flashes are bad at secret identities.

Bivolo is the culprit (having painstakingly mixed paint into his father's formula to something something science, which was very difficult because he is colorblind and the paint tubes weren't labeled I guess), Top Pop is pointing a gun at a sleeping Barry, etc. Barry visits Keystone City to confirm the Shade is telling the truth, the police exposit Jay is contractually unable to join this caper, and Barry calls Shade his partner. He returns to Earth-1 to collect the Shade's cane, which he left leaning on some rock, and the Shade just climbs out of it:

The Shade is enjoying himself too much

so Barry decides to ruin his day.

This is why he likes Jay better Barry!!!

Before the Shade loses his lunch, they find a huge-ass prism and a huge-ass cannon pointed at Central City. Barry exposits and Shade asks the important questions as the Rainbow Raider drops in.

His criminal angle is "fuck y'all, I can see colors." So naturally he tries to kill the Flash with various color-coded death rays while the Shade hides behind a tree. The Shade, bored by all this bullshit without even Jay to distract him, attacks Barry and leaves.

But it wasn't an attack at all--black, being the absence of color, nullifies Rainbow Raider's powers on Earth-One only I guess! Thanks Shade! Thade.

The plan is foiled and everything's fine! Except for Barry's dad being possessed and whatever the fuck is happening in the teaser!

But most importantly, the Shade is no longer mildly inconvenienced. And, despite spending 95% of this adventure nauseous or cowering, he decided he could get used to that teaming-up-with-heroes thing.

Not Barry though. Fuck that guy.

#for another 30 years at least #the shade #rainbow raider #the flash #barry allen #richard swift #roy g. bivolo #dc comics #cary bates #carmine infantino #i miss scans daily #'sure i'll alt text bronze age comics how bad could it be'

[covecornerarchive]

Anonymous asked:

Could I request Percy and Janice friendship headcanons? :0

THE SIBLINGS THE SIBLINGS THE SIBLINGS THE SIBLINGS-

Keep in mind this is just them in my version of CC not in canon or the common fanon.

When Janice first came to Candle Cove, Percy was actually the first person she met. She'd just woken up on an island and Percy who was out scouting just stumbled across her and panicked because "Oh my god there is a kid here why is there a kid here what do I do with it do I take it home oh god oh jeez oh damn-"

In the beginning, Percy actually wasn't very fond of her as he didn't think a child her age should be on a pirate ship and found her sort of annoying. In the beginning of the series before his character development Percy was quite a bit more selfish in his cowardice so even though she wanted him to like her he wasn't Janice's favorite either (that honor was given to Poppy almost immediately).

It wasn't until Janice and Nathan ended up going with Percy to help scout out an island the crew landed at and got caught up in a small adventure that lead them to meeting Banana King that Percy and Janice really started making a connection and Percy began falling into that protective big brother role.

Janice is naive, extremely curious, and despite being unsure of herself is always hungry for fun and adventure, so she's bound to get herself into trouble, and Percy is often the one having to force his fear to the side so he can help her out of it. Janice has her fair share of encouraging Percy to push through tough problems despite his fears too. They balance each other out.

I like to think Janice with her curiosity and circumstance actually starts reminding Percy a lot of Thade and their relationship which may be another part of his protectiveness over her.

I actually have an idea where Percy's character development is tied to his skill on the piano and is represented by it over the course of the series. In the early episode "Percy's Piano," he really wants to play like he used to be able to but just can't and is really bad, but as the story goes on every time he makes a milestone in his character arc (becoming more courageous and selfless in spite of his fear and traumas) he goes back to the piano and gets a little better at it, Janice encouraging all the way. The final scene in the final episode of the series, Percy though still not perfect at it, offers to teach Janice a song on it, which is actually a reflection of how he taught Thade to play a song back on the Tarantula Crew.

Percy loves Janice so so much man I don't know what to say that's just a big brother right there.

Janice is super small so keeping up with the rest of the crew leaves her pretty wiped out (tho she'd never admit it) and at the end of the day it wasn't uncommon for Percy to carry Janice on his shoulders when going back to the ship.

Percy has insomnia so he's usually up late, and later in the series Janice basically has a night terror every night (thanks Skin-taker) so because he's always up anyways Janice usually joins him in his hammock and he'll sometimes tell her stories until she falls back asleep.

He lets her wear his coat when it's cold. It too big for her and she loves it.

Percy is the first person ever Janice really told about her guilt over her mother's and friend's deaths and also the first to reassure her that it was never her fault.

Because he's the crew's main scout and navigator, Percy knows a lot about the stars and Janice loves going up with him to the crow's nest so they can gaze at them and Percy can teach her about different constellations and how to find her way around with them.

I like to think later when Janice gets older she and Percy have a matching braid in their hair (also she ends up being a little taller than him which he is NOT fond of).

Percy gladly lets her give him makeup and do his hair.

Throughout the series Janice's main weapon is a trusty little slingshot she shoots sharp rocks from and yeah, Percy gave her that. I'm debating whether to make it so it used to be his when he was young or not.

(August 4, 2022)

[candlecovewiki]

ive been thinking about what exactly happened during thade’s last moments as like. really Himself (yknow.. before poppy skinned him for vengeance of his victims) so here’s a little drabble

It was a quiet night on the laughingstock. It usually is quiet, no one on ship can stand each other. Everyday is a new adventure of everyone getting exceedingly angrier and angrier at each other, and no one wants to talk things out when they do happen. It’s a miracle the crew has stayed together this long, or a curse. ... yeah, definitely a curse. He fucking hated it here. He got up and was about to blow out the lantern that hung from a beam across the ceiling, but stopped when he heard a faint tapping sound. ‘Probably just a mouse or something,’ he told himself, but as it got more insistent he sighed in frustration and decided to find the source of the noise. Though his attention was brought to the window when he saw an oddly familiar figure out of the corner of his eye, peering inside.

Holy shit.

“Thade?!” He clasped a hand over his mouth when he realized how loud he had shouted. He grumbled something under his breath before propping open the window, helping the lanky man into his room. “How the hell- no, what the hell are you doing here? You do realize that if Poppy catches you he’ll skin you alive, right?”

Thade simply just laughed and sat down on the bed, lifting up one of his legs to gesture towards his shoes, which had knives attached to them. He then pulled out two other knives. “Uses these to climb up the ship. Apologies for ruining it, but... I had to see you. I wanted to see you again before Horace and I set off on an adventure together.” He put the knives away and detached the ones on his shoes. “Listen... I know things have been crazy, and I-“

“You’re wanted in at least 18 different locations.”

“Yes, but that’s irrelevant.”

“No, it’s very much relevant! You can’t be seen here!” Percy pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. “It’s not a matter of if you get caught, it’s when.”

Thade frowned, reaching over to take his hands into his own. “You seem to doubt in my ability.” He stared up at Percy, who refused to meet his gaze. “I know you don’t hate me, my dear flame. I know you are looking out for me- I know this because if you really did want me to leave you alone so badly, you would’ve turned me into Poppy as soon as you saw me in the window.” He chuckled, running his thumbs over the shorter man’s knuckles when he could feel his hands start to clench into fists.

“... hm. Shut up.” Percy’s voice was much like a bee sting. It sounded venomous and full of hatred at first, but the trembling gave way to how he was truly feeling; overjoyed. He was on the verge of crying. “I hate you. Do you know how worried I have been for you?” He was shaking so badly he swore he felt like he was rocking the ship. “You need to be more careful!”

The abyssal went silent. Instead he motioned for Percy to sit down next to him. When he did. He wrapped his arms around him and moved him so that he was resting his head on his shoulder. He could feel his former lover tense, and move to pull away, but eventually relaxed and returned the embrace. “Can I ask you something?”

“Anything.”

“Please promise that you’ll come find me. That you’ll join me, and we can be together again.” He pulled away to tilt Percy’s head up to meet his gaze. He smiled warmly and wiped away a tear. “Things can be just as they were before. Or close enough, at least.” He stared into his eyes for just a moment longer before moving to rest his head on his lap. “I’ve missed you so much.”

“I-...” Percy didn’t have the heart to move Thade’s head. He looked so exhausted. Like he was staring down at just the shell of someone he once knew. He knew he needed this, more than ever. He allowed his body to relax, and lifted a hand to run his fingers through Thade’s hair. He could feel a wealth of emotions bubbling up in his chest when he leaned into his touch- like a cat that hasn’t felt human contact in ages. “We... cannot do this forever, you know.” ‘As much as I’d love to’, he wanted to add, but did not.

Thade opened his eyes just a bit and met the other’s gaze, the ghost of a smile lingering on his lips. “Then let’s make this moment count. Horace and I are heading out to the port near Banshee’s Boulder to acquire a crew.” He sat up, placing a hand on Percy’s cheek. “We’ll see each other again on the tides, this I’m sure of. Please come find me, Percy. You promised.”

The desperate tone put him off. Every voice of reason harbored in his mind screamed for him to shove Thade away and draw his sword. Something just wasn’t right. But how could he?

“Perseus?”

Both of them froze immediately, and the tension that filled the air suggested that they both knew who that voice belonged to.

“Who are you talking to in there, lad?” The voice questioned, followed by the pounding of a fist against the door.

“Shit.” Percy scrambled to get up, opening up an cabinet and removing its contents frantically. “Hide in here, please.” He hissed out, trying to be loud enough so that just Thade could hear him. “Please, лунный свет, hide or he will kill you.” The insistent banging and questioning continued, and Percy tried his best to ward off the unexpected visitor. “Poppy, it’s nothing. I am just speaking to myself!” To no avail. Percy could feel a hand grasp at his arm, and soon felt a weight on his back. He glanced behind him to see Thade holding onto him, the same fearful look in his eyes the day that their old ship burnt to ash. He wormed his way loose enough in the taller man’s grip just enough so he could hug him back, console him in anyway he could. They were both aware his words of reassurance fell flat, for they both knew that when Poppy saw Thade on his ship, there would be hell to pay.

“Perc?”

“Yes, Thade?”

“Please don’t let go of me.”

“... I won’t, I promise.”

“Thank you. ... I love you.”

“I love you, too.”

And the door to the room was kicked down.

#candle cove #creepypasta #OBFPGRRGGG THIS HURT TO WRITE

[kingeris]

Mato “Malakai” Kaspin

• AMAB non-binary, they/he/she

• polyamorus pansexual demiromantic

• tanarukk, half demon half orc

• 5’7”, 150 ish pounds. Stout build.

• 772 years old, appears about mid to late 20’s

• 3/26/XX, Aries

• Personality: impulsive, sincere, childish, loyal, optimistic, chaotic dumbass neutral, gluttonous, adventurous, gryffindor, ESFP-A, masochist

• Ablities: electronkinesis, flight, super human abilities (i.e. strength, speed, stamina, etc.), immune to electricity, resistant to fire, high pain tolerance

• Likes: cute animals, meeting new people, thunderstorms, eating, singing, Paige

• Dislikes: snakes, winter, milk, wearing shoes, being bossed around, arrogance

• Phobias: claustrophobia, abandonment

• Favorites: color-red, animal-tigers, season-summer, flower-roses

• Diet: carnivore, they do have a sweet tooth however and occasionally indulge in candies and baked goods

• Reproduction: Due to their unconventional genes, Mato is mostly infertile. Still being part demon though, specifically elemental demon, they have a heat cycle. This occurs in the winter months, during which they emit a pheromone to attract potiential mates. Said pheromon is most effective on other demons, humans second, and other mythical creatures are least affected.

• Boyfriend: Paige Underhill, 208 years together

• Children, who exist in a future setting: Yoel; 416 year old son (14 in human years), Mohanna; 297 year old daughter (10 in human years)

• Maternal side of the family - Demons

- Mother; Syah, fire demon.

- Siblings; Cree, water demon, older half brother, son of Syah and Salis, a water demon. Ravi, half-demon, younger half-brother, son of Syah and Amir Darzi, a human.

- Aunts & Uncles; Atah, earth demon, Syah’s twin sister. Dusk, incubus, Syah and Atah’s younger half-brother, son of Shil, a fire demon and Eder, an incubus.

- Grandparents; Xave, earth demon, father of Syah, Atah. Shil, fire demon, mother of Syah, Atah, and Dusk.

- Deceased; unknown half-demon, son of Xave and unknown human woman.

• Paternal side of the family - Orcs

- Father; Thade, western orc.

- Siblings; Rizz, western orc, younger half-sister, daughter of Thade and Gyneth, an eastern orc, wife of Thade.

- Aunts & Uncles; Izar, western orc, Thade’s older sister. Ceadda, western orc, Thade’s older half- brother, son of Zigor.

- Grandparents; Zigor, western orc, father of Izar, Ceadda, and Thade. Wassa, western orc, wife of Zigor, mother of Izar and Thade.

- Deceased; Raganhar, western orc, oldest half-brother of Izar Nazario, Ceadda, and Thade, son of Zigor. Nazario, western orc, younger half-brother if Raganhar and Izar, older half-brother of Ceadda and Thade, son of Zigor.

• Adoptive family

- Yvain Kaspin, half-orc.

- Deceased; Lilly Kaspin, human, wife of Yvain. Morgan Kaspin, half-orc, son of Yvain and Lilly.

#mato kaspin #my ocs #my art #monster enby #demon enby

[cjwillis]

Thade Sloan is a sheltered college student looking for adventure. What he finds is Cassian White, a handsome drunkard with more charisma than he knows what to do with. Not only that, but he looks twenty-one—and has appeared that way for over thirty years. The two team up to uncover why Cassian looks forever young, why he can charm people into just about anything, and why he can make people forget he ever existed.

As they get deep into the mystery, Thade starts discovering truths about himself. Dark secrets and powerful magic surround him, flipping his quiet life upside-down. Meanwhile, someone is out to get them. Someone who knows even more about who and what they are than they do... - - - Read now on wattpad!

#arthur #excalibur #fae #fairy #gay #king #knight #knightinshiningarmor #knights #knightsoftheroundtable #legend #lgbt #lgbtq #magic #multicultural #mystery #myth #retelling #romance #wizard #fantasy #books #wattpad #amreading

[skinwcrn-blog]

* back pop sound effect * oK I was thinkin' and have decided to seriously rework this blog which I don't feel bac doing bc this blog is. Still A Baby so here's a long hopefully not convulted ramble under the cut + some new tags. tws: body horror and death

so while my pages are not yet updated to fit this, this blog will now rp two diff versions of skin taker. 

the version this blog will most likely center around is rooted in k.ris s.traub's original creepypasta + c.hannel z.ero. in this portrayal he has no existing background, and c.andle c.ove is something that didn't exist until the 1980s in iron hill ohio. it's a simple, campy kid's show on the surface.

then the screaming starts, and the dreams. things only children could see, simply static to adults.

in the show, it's called jawbone. a silly little character pulled by strings, possibly scary to a younger child. in the dreams, he's taller than any man, dressed in skin that sags and a face like melted clay, nails driven into his skull. a monster, a horror, something that wants to take the little one's that watch his show away.

you have to go inside, in the cove, where there's adventure and treasure and no adults. just childhood fun. 

tldr; c.andle c.ove would be, as tv tropes puts it, an eldritch location taking the form of a show only children can view. skin taker is the gory peter man to the cove's neverland.

the second, most likely to be less played version, is based in the wiki lore. the cove is less of a non corporal place and more of an actual place, a dimension of it's own. skin taker was once a man named thade soben, a man with a normal life who lost it all and was driven off the deep end, a man who thinks offing and skinning people isn't murder, but instead a form of keeping people from being alone.

while the main version this blog follows is essentially an eldritch horror, the second version lives in a world of it's own that we can only precieve as a show. and he is Very aware of this status, fourth-wall breaks and oudated media refrences and all.

#━━ 💀 ( ooc / babblin' ) #━━ 💀 ( headcanon / wanna see something cool ? ) #ok here we go #━━ 💀 ( verse / iron hill ohio 1989 ! * arc I ) #━━ 💀 ( verse / iron hill ohio 1989 ! * arc II ) #━━ 💀 ( come home / mike painter ! ) #━━ 💀 ( teeth on the tile floor / eddie painter ! ) #━━ 💀 ( verse / things that bother you never bother me ! * arc I ) #━━ 💀 ( verse / things that bother you never bother me ! * arc II ) #━━ 💀 ( verse / things that bother you never bother me ! * arc III ) #━━ 💀 ( porcelain pieces / pirate percy ! ) #━━ 💀 ( a rat a brat / milo ! ) #anyways if u read all of this ur braver than any us marine and ily

[eviipaiadin]

12

12. Your in game inside jokes/memes/catchphrases and where they came from.

There’s a reason I tag our campaign as ‘Dungeons & Shitposting’. But here’s a list of all the dumb in-jokes I’ve had over my years of playing and running games. (Under a read more because it’s a lot)

D&D 4e or ‘OTK the Campaign’

“Bards are just better warlords!”

“I’m working with this really cool archfey. She’s kinda underground, you’ve probably never heard of her.”

Raviel Thade, Door-to-Door Raven Queen Salesperson

“...You never said that your Vicious Mockery was dealing non-lethal damage to the cow...”

“I’m a paladin, right? That means these villagers respect me, right?”

“...And there goes the halfling, hoping to hitchhike to meet some competent adventurers...”

Homestuck 4e or ‘I Am The Only Person In This Damn Campaign That Doesn’t Know No Houseglueds’

“Evii, do you have a +1 in any stat at all?”

“His name is literally ‘Villain’. I ain’t trusting him.”

Pokemon Religion vs Fusion Science

“Why are you guys laughing so hard? All I did was push him down some stairs.”

Legends or ‘The Origins of Captain Creig Cornswaggle, the Courageous Commander of The Cruel Craven and Co-Owner of The Crow’s Call’

Literally anything about Captain Creig Cornswaggle, the Courageous Commander of The Cruel Craven and Co-Owner of The Crow’s Call

“Diplomancy: Friendship Really is Magic.”

“...And then I stuck her with my shadow sword!” | “Is that what kids are calling it nowadays?”

“Ew, I can’t believe you’re into dead people.” | “For the last time, I’m a necroMANCER not a necroPHILIAC!”

Gregory the goblin head

“No, we are not selling the avatar of god into slave labour.” | “BUT THINK OF THE PROFITS THAT COULD BE USED FOR ORPHANAGES, GERARD! YOU LOVE THAT WEIRD GOODY-TWO-SHOES SHIT, RIGHT?!”

“If you’re gonna threaten us to kill something for you and you’re that tough, do it your damn self.”

“Voice is a privilege reserved for the GM and the GM alone. You players peasants must use text.”

“I can’t fucking believe the fate of the world once again rests in the hands of the two (2) short ones.”

“No, you cannot build a mountain of corpses to escape. I’M RAILROADING YOU SO I CAN REINTRODUCE A PLAYER CHARACTER. STOP BEING DIFFICULT.”

“I surrender, suckers.”

“My pirate gear is the HEIGHT of fashion. Keep your stinkin’ tux to yourself.”

Fate or ‘Evii Makes a Weird Character for Extended Pun Purposes’

Peter ‘Pan’ Handel

“He’s 50% man, 50% goat, 50% alligator.”

“You still sound Russian. Gimme some more vodka, maybe that’ll fix it.”

(It was a single very short session so not much memes there, unfortunately.)

World of Darkness or ‘Deadbeat Dirty Drug Cop and Rich Kid with a Penchant for Speed Ruin Everything at Record Speed’

“I slap him with the mummy hand.”

“How many levels do I need to put into [stat] before I can dual-wield shotguns?”

“How many sanity points does it cost for me to make a one-liner here?”

“We might not have a silver bullet. But maybe there’s enough silver in the five hundred (500) bullets we pumped into him to do the trick.”

“I can’t believe our most powerful ally is a devil hooker.”

Pokemon Tabletop Adventures 1 or ‘Lie Detector is Overpowered’

“Your character is [age between 20-55]? None of these tokens work for that.”

“I attempt to read the sign.” | “It says [whatever’s on the sign].” | “HEY GUYS, THE SIGN SAYS [whatever’s on the sign]!”

“My ahegao is a built-in lie detector.” | “YOUR WHAT?!” | “You know, the dumb single standing up hair.” | “THAT’S NOT WHAT AHEGAO MEANS, EVII!!”

“I believe in my Shuppet. So that means it does an extra... 8d6 damage.” | “Fuck off.”

Pokemon Tabletop Adventures 2 or ‘Who Let Me Be In Charge?!’

Bipen begins.

“Oh no, not Bidoofs!”

“...So you killed her Charmander.” | “OOPS!”

D&D 5e 1 or ‘The Wheatley Featherstep Saga’

Another character that exists for Evii to make bad puns

“Kaiser is the best and the strongest and can beat Baphomet with two (2) arms tied behind her back.”

Decibel the definitely-a-drow

Owly the owl

“So you can’t actually roll low enough to be hit by the aftermath explosions from these things...”

Decibel dying and immediately being reincarnated by a giant magic thing

Wheatley banishing Baphomet and all the demons back to the Abyss by accident, saving Kaiser and also kicking off the Wedding Crashers Arc

Wheatley’s Double Death Room

Wheatley, Lawful Good Monk, befriends local Chaotic Evil vrock

Wheatley adopts a fire snake after being complicit in murdering her family (oops!)

Halfling Lucky can’t save you if you roll a billion 1s in a row

Sultan of Many Titles vs Chiyoko of Many Titles+1

“You know, if you had actually had the Deck of Many Things on your person, you would’ve auto-won the encounter.”

“Why can’t I beat an 11 on Insight checks?!”

D&D 5e 2 or ‘Dungeons & Shitposting’

“Salith has the strongest drow fists in existence.”

“She has a tentacle rod and we are ending the conversation there.”

“Bitch!”

[Arceusawful Russian accent] “What do you call dark elf who cannot swim?”

Kana the NPC slayer

“For the Sea Mothah!” [fish slap]

“I fucking hate spiders.” | “I fucking love spiders!” (These two (2) characters are now dating.)

The Nature Society has made lumberjacking illegal.

Everything about Nappa/Cabbage, really

“’Allo! My name is, ‘ow you say, Ree Asho!”

The Cavalry

I am kana man 410,757,864,530 DEAD KOBOLDS

“Hey Frank”

 Speedrunning the campaign

“Look you guys, the beholder isn’t even at full power!”

Potion of Good Performance (not actually a sex thing!)

A traditional derro and kuo-toa burial

“The tree did it!”

The Messenger’s Guild

The Cyrus is Framed and No One has Fun for at Least Five (5) Sessions Arc

The Return of Bipen (”I’m a Dragon~!”)

The Return of Captain Creig Cornswaggle, the Courageous Commander of The Cruel Craven and Co-Owner of The Crow’s Call

The Tomb of Pharaoh Phasulias, Home of Pharaoh Phasulias

Demon lycanthropy is extra bad lycanthropy

Torchguard Commander Rickert is tired, grumpy, but kinda hot (at least to Navi)

“You’re Linda!!” (can’t remember if that was the right name)

The We Kinda Got Invited to a Wedding But Only a Few of Us are Still Playing the Characters that Knew the NPCs Getting Married so the Impact is Greatly Lessened as a Result Arc

Yoil Kreth and the Mechanized Execution Combative Heavy Axe (MECHA for short)

Oh Boy More Travelling NPCs We Really Don’t Care About

My awful impressions of Cyrus and Bipen when their players aren’t around

Fluffy is a Good BoyTM

Themberchaud the Fat Cat Dragon

Thesmachaud is buff, scary, but kinda hot (at least to Kana)

“Oh god we killed Buppido!”

“Your demon sense senses a billion (1,000,000,000) demons.”

D&D 5e 3 or ‘Evil Squad’

>hags

The Conch Horn Plan

Mr. Skeletal the First to Mr. Skeletal the Third

Magnifying glass

Portable ram

KOTA WE’RE ALL DUMBASSES JUST TELL US THE FUCKING ANSWER

“GIVE ME BACK KUBAZAN!” | “HE’S MINE, YOU GAVE HIM UP!”

“Okay, I am not gonna put my hand back in that hole.”

“OUR GODDESS WAS A 2WHO?!” (Related: “IS THAT A 2WHO?!”)

Thanks, druid friend, for your important contributions

“Leviathan!” | “It’s Laevaetaen!” | “Laeviathan!”

D&D 5e Mini or ‘I Miss You, Hug-Hug’

“Fuck you, I’m muting my mic for the rest of this session.”

Hug-Hug being the cutest lil gobbo ever

The Ten Billion (10,000,000,000) Hour Sacrifice Debate Room

D&D 5e 4 or ‘I Hate Time Travel’

:rasande_confused:

Soul micromanaging everyone’s characters

:salazar_dark:

“Keep the fisting to a minimum, my monkish friend.”

Barin, Champion of Booze

[insert ff14 realm reborn cutscene instead of narration here]

“Wait, our group is the one (1) that best understands this plot?!”

D&D 5e 5 or ‘Spooky Shadowfell Scures’

John ‘Thicccc’ Taric

“I have a very sharp shovel.”

[goggles that make you have night vision]

“Form of...!”

i’m missing some smaller one-shots and stuff but i can’t think of any major memes to come from them

#Evii plz #dovahheim #noted that this is very heavily biased in favour of my characters #cuz i'm egotistical like that

[thadeeliv-si-moved]

howdy, self-insert/self-ship community!

ah fuck i thought i could just jump head-first into the whole introduction thing whoops haha what do i say

uhhh...call me Thade, i guess.  i like to self-insert sometimes.  i don’t really have any specific characters for my various self-insert adventures, mainly because i never really publish any sort of self-insert work.  the fandoms i mainly self-insert into are MLP, Danganronpa, Homestuck, and PPGZ.  uh...what else can i say, really?  maybe i’ll post some art or fics or whatever?  idk man.

#self insert #self insert community #self ship #self ship community

[pink-writer-girl]

Chapters: 15/? Fandom: Planet of the Apes (2001), La Planète des Singes | Planet of the Apes - Pierre Boulle Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Thade/Original Female Character Additional Tags: Adventure & Romance, Alternate Universe, Rape, Violence, Death, Swearing, Human/Ape Relation(s), Slavery, Slow Romance, Sexual Slavery, Coming of Age, Trials, Possessive Sex, Enemies to Lovers, Master/Slave, Rebellion, BDSM Summary:

A Planet of the Apes Fanfic Novel

“It is up to you, the esteemed reader, to decide the fate of my tale; write it off as fiction or rambling nonsense or pretend that it is simply a story. A story written by an ordinary human girl and yes, my dear esteemed reader…I am human!”

REWRITE

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Burton Reviewed #9 – Planet of the Apes (2001)

Tim Burton has a very creative and unique style to all of his films. I enjoy his dark humour and the quirky visuals that aid in telling his eccentric stories in both his live action and animated films. Here I'll be reviewing Tim Burton directed feature films in chronological order starting with Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985).

In 2029 Leo Davidson (Mark Wahlberg) is in deep space on the United States Air Force space shuttle, Oberon, training primates for space missions. When one of his chimpanzee is lost in an electromagnetic storm on a mission and Leo steals a space pod and goes to rescue him, losing himself in the same storm, sending him rippling through time, and crash landing on a planet where the dominate species are intelligent apes and humans are slaves.

If you have been following the blog lately, you’ll know I am a massive Planet of the Apes fan. Leading up to the recently released War for the Planet of the Apes we have watched the previous eight films and the two short lived television series’ (both live action and the animated). Tim Burton’s Planet of the Ape remake keeps the general notion of the original film, meshing it with concepts from the novel it is based on, by Pierre Boulle, and brings his own unique flavour to it, amounting to too many ideas trying to fight for screen time. It’s not the best way to make a film.

The cast is very impressive with Mark Wahlberg taking the lead. Tim Roth plays the antagonist ape General Thade, Helena Bonham Carter is Ari, the Zira-like character, sympathising with the humans and helping with Davidson’s escape. Michael Clarke Duncan, Paul Giamatti, David Warner, Estella Warren and Kris Kristofferson all have supporting roles. Charlton Heston has a small speaking role as Zaius, Thade's father and Linda Harrison passes by quickly sitting in a cart, a nice nod to the original film and a quirky idea to have Heston in full Ape make-up.

The prosthetic makeup Rick Baker used to transform the actors into their Ape counterparts is amazing, I’d even go so far to say the best part of the film. It recreates the infamous appearance of the original apes and improves on it. Burton takes it a step further and makes the apes’ movements more like their ancestors than the humanoid posture we see in the 1968 film. It does get a little bit silly and over-the-top, for example when an ape guard hangs off the side of the house just to ask the occupant if they have seen any humans. To me, that is unnecessary.

The ape characters are enjoyable, especially Michael Clark Duncan’s hulking gorilla mass, but Tim Roth’s Thade is an over-the-top, only-child-syndrome, villain. He disguises his actions for the good of ape kind but in truth is selfish motivations, and throwing tantrums when it does not go his way. The human characters are dull, predictable and for the most part you just want them to be lobotomised by the apes. Wahlberg’s character seems to strut around most of the time being condescending, acting superior to the comparably primitive primates.

I like the time travel portion and how it comes full circle with Wahlberg’s departure from the Oberon, but the ending is confusing. It lends itself to be an acknowledgement to the novel but does not fit with that is meant to be going on as Davidson goes back in time but somehow the Lincoln Memorial has been changed to General Thade and present day cops show up and they are all apes. So, did he go back in time or forward in time? I have no idea. Anybody? Can anyone explain this?

Based on the worldwide box Planet of the Apes (2001) was a success, earning over $362 million on a $100 million budget. Unfortunately, it did not win over most critics, scoring 45% on Rotten Tomatoes with a worse general audience score of 27%. It also won Worst Remake at the Golden Raspberry Awards as well as Heston and Estella Warren both winning the Worst Supporting Actor and Actress Award respectfully.

I like Planet of the Apes (2001) more than I dislike it, but by far it is the worst Apes film and it is not a great Burton film either. ★★★

 Special Bonus Content – Burton Ranked. I will be ranking Burton's films (thanks to Letterboxd.com for all your film diary needs), not necessarily by which are better films but only on my personal enjoyment and preference of the films.

As a fan of the entire Apes franchise this is the worst film, but I still do enjoy it and my enjoyment of the Planet of the Apes films is why it is put above Mars Attacks!

Click here to view all issues of Burton Reviewed. The next instalment of Burton Reviewed will be Big Fish (2003).

Terry.

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Thade Adventures: Parkour

OCs: Thade Orech-Pabat, Caladea Ores-Pabat, and Pirianus Orech-Pabat

Words: 500

Content warnings: heights, getting kinda made fun of in front of your crush

Taglist: @vacantgodling

“Do you think it’s possible to parkour all the way down to the ground floor from here?” Thade said, leaning against the railing at the edge of the open space that cut all the way down to said ground floor.

“Maybe,” Caladea said, barely looking up from her phone.

He grinned.  “You think I should try?”

She looked up for real.  “No, you can’t parkour.”

“I can totally parkour,” he said, pushing himself up on his arms so that his hips rested against the top of the railing.  He brought one sandaled foot up between his hands—he wasn’t going to go further than crouching on the rail, because he couldn’t parkour, but his foot slipped out from under him and his arms betrayed him and he found himself bent double over the railing, clinging to the slats, his feet barely skimming the carpet.  The fourth floor suddenly looked very high up.  

“Okay, I take it back,” he said.  “Can you help me?”  If he’d been with anyone but Caladea, they probably would have left him there to think about his actions for a while, but she came over right away to haul him back up by his pants waistband.  Which would have worked if he hadn’t chosen this moment to be wearing sweatpants.  Instead of helping, she just pulled down his pants, and he suspected also his boxer briefs.

“Oh no, I’m sorry,” she said like it was an accident, but she was also giggling.  

“Callie, you better not be filming this.”

“I’m not.”  Giggle giggle.  She must be, because she certainly wasn’t helping him.  He kicked his legs a little bit and felt a cold rush of fear as he shifted forward on the rail.  Well, this was fine.  He could just work his way back up the slats with his hands, and he would eventually slide back onto the floor.  It wouldn’t be easy, but it would be faster.  He’d hardly started when he felt familiar rough-edged hands on his hips and he was ungraciously pulled back upright.  As his blood stopped pooling in his head, he beheld Pirianus standing there, frowning as always.  That is, until Caladea showed him something on her phone, and he cracked a tiny blue-edged smile.

“Thanks,” Thade said with zero gratitude, pulling up his stupid sweatpants.  Before he could escape these two chucklefucks, though, Caladea turned her phone on him, and he was met with a photo of himself stranded over the rail, his panicked face looking through the slats, and his hairy asscrack surrounded by ironic hearts and sparkles.  Across the top was the word PARKOUR flanked with party poppers and flames.

“Great, thank you,” he said with a fake smile.  It should have been funny.  He should have been laughing—he could take a joke at his expense any day of the week—but instead he felt his cheeks burning.  “I’ll get that put on my calling cards.”  

He didn’t look at her or Pirianus as he walked away.

#it WAS an accident however. this did not stop her from taking the opportunity #this one actually made me feel kinda bad for him. because yeah normally he would laugh it off and be fine #in fact if Caladea had managed to get him back up onto the floor he would have been howling about that picture #“no put a clown emoji on my face. yes I promise not to fake parkour again” (this is a lie but it will be less dangerous next time) #that's really what she intended. Caladea is not a mean-spirited person #and shouldn't he have been able to see Pirianus's little smile and be fine anyway? but he knows Pirianus doesn't actually like him #and this otherwise hilarious situation is pouring piles of salt in that wound #so anyway I think Thade has spent most of the last thirteen years pining after someone who will not let him in in the slightest #so he laughs it off and is “fine” with it but this is going to be an absolute powder keg when Kiatcarmen dies #(on that note do you think their theme song is Total Eclipse of the Heart) #Marcus's polycule: tearful heartfelt reunion #Minaya's polycule: trying to hold it together through the funeral and coronation #Kiatcarmen's polycule: just two guys. fighting in the hallway. their husband and wife are ignoring them #(Marcus's polycule is betting on whether they're going to wrestle each other in the hallway tbh) #c: Thade #c: Caladea #c: Pirianus #wip: iecunem #rose writ #thade adventures #rose brambles

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Trip Introduction

Helambu Trek 7- Days, a short and beautiful trip around North East of Kathmandu valley edge, on the least trekked regions by western or remote voyagers, genuinely an intriguing nation strolls on ‘ Remote Region Trek’ with splendid panorama of Ganesh Himal Manaslu , Langtang, Jugal Himal reaching out towards Gaurishanker range of peaks in the eastern skyline.

It is the place youthful and old individuals can participate in this short and moderate walks as the height gains gradually with charming views on sensational scenes and snowy-capped peaks up and down the strolls inside pleasant and beautiful mountain and slope villages past Kathmandu valley.

This 7 Days Trek will be an astounding early on trekking for individuals wanted to observe the remote villages stay away from modernization with run of the mill Nepalese customary life as it was since past 10 thousands of years, as the walk additionally leads you into its beautiful forest of tall rhododendron, hemlocks, magnolia and pine tree lines with clearing perspectives on mountains. The walk leads after a short drive from Kathmandu towards high slopes north of the valley with amazing views on mountains with sunrise and sunset views on route strolls, with a overnight stop in decent towns as the adventure rise reaching into wonderful Helambu nation at Tarkeghyang of over 2,570 m high.

In Helambu Trek observe Hyalmo special Buddhist culture the general population of Halmo well known for wood carving as you can be observer around its superb house inside grand towns and monasteries. Halmo people similar Sherpa and Tamang with Buddhism culture and religion, the craftsmanships and handicrafts are something special of the tribe of Helambu where you can observer on its well-cut furniture of Tibetan design. At long last, this incredible walk finishes with a stroll to another decent village at Sermathang where an energizing and fascinating drive takes you back to Kathmandu with noteworthy and superb strolls in 7 Days Helambu Trek of Langtang Region.

Outline Itinenary

Day 01 : Arrival in Kathmandu, (1,300m/4,264ft)

Day 02 : Drive to Sundarijal and trek to Chisapani 2,300 m - 04hrs

Day 03 :Trek to Kutumsang 2,446 m - 06 hrs.

Day 04 :Trek to Thade-Patti 3,600 m / 11,811ft - 04 hrs

Day 05 :Trek to Tarkeghyang 2,570 m - 06 hrs.

Day 06 :Trek to Sermathang 2,693m - 04 hrs walk and drive back to Kathmandu.

Day 07 :Final Depaarture.

Notes:

• All above trekking hours and distances are approximate and it’s absolutely for general ideas only.

• The above data is a guide and standard layout of what we give. Our trek can be customized at your request to suit your particular necessities

• Your safety is of supreme concern while engaging with Snowy Dream World. Please note that your leader has the authority to adjust or cancel any part of the itinerary if it is estimated required due to safety issues. Every determination will be made to keep to the above itinerary; though, since this journey involves travelling in remote mountainous areas, we cannot assurance that we will not suffer from it. Weather conditions, health condition, unexpected natural disasters can all affect in the itinerary. The leader will try to ensure that the trip runs according to plan, but please be prepared for the happening if required.

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Thade Adventures: Negotiator

OCs: Thade Orech-Pabat and Orvi Orech-Pabat

Words: 298

Content warnings: a little suggestive

Taglist: @vacantgodling

Thade leaned back in his desk chair and answered the call. “Hey babe, what’s got your dick in a twist this time?”

Orvi ignored him. “Did you seriously offer them tariffs?”

“Yeah, but they’re not gonna take it.” He picked up a pen and started to fiddle with it. “That’s the point. They’ll come back with a better offer tomorrow.”

“That doesn’t make any sense. They’re just pulling you into a better position.”

“No, that’s what you would do, Orv.  This is how we do things in Landris.”  He could practically hear Orvi wiping a hand over his face, and before he could get another unreasonable response, he added, “You gotta stop calling me right after a meeting, man.  I know you have Wyn running everything back to you but it doesn’t make sense if you don’t get the context.  And you don’t get it.”

Orvi was taking a deep breath, which meant the wheels were turning.  “Fine.”

“Great,” Thade said cheerfully.  “So how are you doing?”

“I’m fine,” he said in the exact same tone of voice, leaving off the “not that you care”.

“What are you wearing?”

Orvi made a scathing scoff, but didn’t hang up.  “What do you think I’m wearing?  Court attire.”

“The green one?”

“No, the red.”

“Eh, that one’s good too.  I wish I were under it right now.  You really—”  

He heard the click of the call cutting off.  Predictable.  That wouldn’t stop Orvi from calling to complain at him, but maybe it had gotten him hot and bothered in return.  Or just bothered—he’d take what he could get.  Unfortunately he was hot and bothered now just thinking about slinking under Orvi’s robes…he eventually came back to himself, pen still tapping at his cheek, and returned to his agenda.  

#Thade is either from Landris or has close ties there. maybe a little of both. either way he knows the culture very well #I think Orvi is also having a breakdown about something that has nothing to do with Thade which distracted him off the call #he stopped owing Thade a goodbye a long time ago. also Thade is an easy target and 100% started potshotting first #also this would have been from earlier on in their relationship. Orvi did learn to trust him eventually. at least with Landris stuff #Wyn is just the name I gave to Thade's assistant. who is Orvi's plant and they all know it #c: Thade #c: Orvi #wip: iecunem #rose writ #thade adventures

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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Planet of the Apes (2001), La Planète des Singes | Planet of the Apes - Pierre Boulle Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Thade/Original Female Character Additional Tags: Adventure & Romance, Alternate Universe, Rape, Violence, Death, Swearing, Human/Ape Relation(s), Slavery, Slow Romance, Sexual Slavery, Coming of Age, Trials, Possessive Sex, Enemies to Lovers, Master/Slave, Rebellion Summary:

A Planet of the Apes Fanfic Novel

“Whatever intelligent species who may find my story; I pray that you do not destroy it. You may not believe it but I hope that you hear my voice and let me tell you my story.”

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