#thanks for the joke!

[mrs-dr-reid]

why was cinderella so bad at soccer?

…. bc she kept running away from the ball

HAHAHA!!!! That’s a good one

(Also relatable, because I hate sports)

#logan answers #thanks for the joke!

[exhausted-enby-vibes]

Tumblr will glitch out if I try to rb this post so I can't make my joke but!

"do you love the color of the homophobic dog?"

"Which one? ♡"

Lmaooooo so true

And yeah I think tumblr is ready to give up on life haha

#thanks for the joke!

[cahootings]

“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me

#people missing context this was about the wwdits show runners pulling a 2012-era queerbait #and was a joke #also if you're going to send me an anon asking me why i hate ace people. miss me with your homophobia thanks

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for lying to my dog about food being 'spicy?'

A while back I taught my dog what spicy foods are (by letting her sniff them and saying "Uh oh! Spicy!") and she figured out that it means it'll smell/taste bad and she immediately loses interest. It was initially an accident but it became really handy in getting her to leave food alone if it might hurt her.

Recently though I've started saying "Uh oh! Spicy!" about any food I don't want her to eat. If she's sitting and staring at me eating a regular non-spicy snack and I don't want to share, I'll tell her it's spicy so she'll stop begging for it. She believes me 100% of the time. She does have a 'leave it' command that she obeys as well, but she always acts so sad whenever I tell her to 'leave it' and it's something she wants.

I feel a little bad because she's an older dog (10y/o) and maybe I SHOULD be sharing my snacks with her, but sometimes a man's gotta enjoy his food in peace without a little creature gazing longingly at him the entire time and crying like the world's soggiest beast.

Included is a picture of her making her very best begging face so that everyone can accurately judge how evil I am for lying to her.

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole #joke aita #pet tax #thank you op i will now be repeating uh oh! spicy! to myself for days #(in a delighted way)

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

#sorry this was funnier in my head #but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT #gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it #at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and #i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison #almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive #but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant #that is all thank you #clarisse doodles #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd

[hit-tab]

#“oh karlach dear do me a favour and lob this chair at me? im done with being conscious for the foreseeable future. thanks.” #all jokes aside this potion is amazing #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3

[madame-helen]

#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny humor #funny memes #funny #wga strike #thank goodness #movies #hollywood #suspended #satire #wikipedia #irony #joke

[emily-e-draws]

treating every korok I find extra gently to make up for all the war crimes 💔

#loz #totk #tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #korok #please note: ive heard the 'i'm going to treat them twice as bad to cancel it out' joke enough times that i will block on sight. thank you

[klaunee]

I drew this over a year ago but I guess now is the time to post it.

#hazbin hotel #fanart #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor the radio demon #why did this blow up #thanks i guess #yes the joke is that he's asexual #he's had ENOUGH! of the conversation #genuinely scared at these numbers #oh you've had sex? yeah we'll i've had enough #WHY DID THIS BREAK 1K #WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE #3k notes is insane. insane! i love you all <3

[bewarethecircles]

Neil Gaiman: "in season 2 the fan-favorite angel/demon couple will fall in love, overcome great adversity, and eventually defy heaven and hell to run off together to the stars :)"

Fans: "cool! I can't wait, does Aziraphale confess first or does Crowley?'

Neil, holding Gabriel and Beelzebub figures and making them kiss: "Does who do what now?"

#obviously this is a joke/simplification because neil cares very much about aziraphale and crowley but the mental image was too fun to resist #mr gaiman if you see this i love you thank you for making the show #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy #good omens spoilers

[mrs-dr-reid]

If prisoners could take their own mug shots…

…They’d be called cellfies

Ha!!! That’s a good one!

#logan answers #anon ask #thanks for the joke!

[pixiemage]

According to my phone, I have big plans today

#Bdubs #Bdoubleo100 #Hermitcraft #FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE #thank Stara for it #this is what happens when you find out one of your blorbos lives in your state

[shikisei]

ok stupid question my bad

#ace attorney #is he joking or is he serious? this is the power of autism. #sorry if its hard to read i thought about posting them as separate images but it it just didnt have the same impact i wanted #the amount of times ive drawn just stupid comics making fun of edgeworth im sorry guys #id in alt text by wright-phoenix. thank you

[novahedron]

Joke that makes sense only to me and one (1) singular friend + live Martin and Tim reaction The vaguely referenced image:

#the magnus archives #tma #magpod #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #my art #I put way too much effort into a Smosh joke #Anyway season 2 jon is ian hecox thanks for coming to my ted talk

[erabu-san]

I enjoyed every second of this quest

[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]

#my art #genshin impact #genshinimpact #tighnari #genshin impact tighnari #daily tighnari #cyno #genshin impact cyno #please do not tag as ship thank you #i have too much words but nothing came out from my mouth #i. i love it so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i am way too lazy to write everythin abt it #but gOSH WHEN SOME OF MY BRAINROT/HC BECOMES CANON #NO SPOILER BUT ?!?!?! EVERYTHING ABT THIS QUEST MAKES ME SO HAPPY #sethos ?!?!!! i love him. i need more cyno sethos interaction #i am so sleepy from work oh gosh but i already had idea for sethos comic/fanarr #SETHOS I HOPE HE ENJOYS CYNO'S PUNS #oh i swear if he laughs at cyno's jokes it IS SO OVER FOR ME #and WE GOT THE WHOLE CYNO FRIENDS I- #tighnari. can i talk abt tighnari. #no i wont i am lazy. #good night to them

[rufwooff]

HERE WE GOOOOO THE WHOLE HAMATO GANG (I don’t really like this art, they don’t look like themselves here)

I've never drawn Splinter so often in my life ngl

OH AND I SAW PICTURES OF TANUKI AND IT'S SUPER FLUFFY SO

#ruf doodles #rottmnt #tmnebt #teenage mutant ninja everything-but-turtles #donatello #michaelangelo #leonardo #raphael #april o'neil #rottmnt splinter #tanuki splinter #raph gator #frog mikey #salamander leo #gecko donnie #tanuki Splinter is no different from a rat except color #so sad #no jokes about kung fu panda and shi fu #thank you