[Warlock is consentually possessed by the Ghost of a Paladin who needs to make the "final blow" against a Beholder to be free of his curse. The Beholder is already wounded from Wizard's spells and the party's Paladin's smite. ]
Warlock: Well [Ghost Paladin] I know this isn't your usual fighting style and I kinda wanted to let you borrow my Shadow Blade for this but I hope you don't mind terribly if we just finish this quickly especially for the sake of Monk [frightened] and the Githzerai [several near misses with the disintegration ray]. Since you're possessing me even if I call down the power of my patron upon it this will still count as the "Final Blow," right?
Ghost Paladin: Yes.
Warlock: [*summons Bigby's Hand Tentacles and the Fathomless Tentacles and unleashes them all on the Beholder to devastating effect.*]
Warlock: Are you still doing okay, [Ghost Paladin]? Wanna do the honors of crushing this asshole?
Ghost Paladin [cheerfully]: Oh verily!
[*The Beholder dies Screaming*]
Ghost Paladin: Ah, peace at last.... *Fades away. *
DM: Warlock is no longer possessed.
Warlock: Awwww... he seemed nice, I think I'll miss him.
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grant morrison being in the danger days music videos is the funniest thing to me. because gerard way really said “hey can we get my comic book writer hero to be in this video and play the sexy bad guy” and grant was like hell yes
but. but then Sing. literally has a shot of grant pinning gerard against the wall and caressing his chin with the end of a gun, before they smirk and pull the trigger. gerard literally go-directed and planned these videos. they, at some point, had to sit down with grant and be like “okay here’s the plan” and grant just rolled with it
i think gerard had some fantasies to live out there
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why does Gerard look so damn small compared to shortass Frank in this shot?
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DM: The ghost is asking to temporarily possess one of you in order to get his revenge on the Beholder.
Warlock [sighs]: Alright, I'll do it.
DM: You don't have to, you know...
Warlock (ooc): Look if one of us is gonna do it, it makes sense if its me. You all have like curse removal and exorcism stuff if the ghost overstays his welcome.
Warlock: Alright [Ghost] we'll help you. Though more recently I've come to have a more immediate and intimate relationship with another God, I am also a follower of Tyr as well and I am sympatheticto your plight. You're welcome to temporarily possess me to destroy the Beholder and free yourself of your curse. But you should know however I am sworn and beholden to another so unless you want to bring down the wrath of [Cthulhu] you'd better keep you're end of the bargain.
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