#that’s hysterical

[teisubrainrot]

All the main Daigo ships can comfortably fit simultaneously at the same timeline over the years and it’s beautiful (Yakuza Spoilers)

ShinaDai: high schooler realizes he’s gay (TM) and has a secret crush on the only classmate that treats him fairly and friendly, does a silly little academic sacrifice for him. Then never really forgets him and seeks him out years later (Limbo between Y0-Y1 and Y5)

MasaDai (yes its main, fight me): majorly pissed 20something year old emo punk old outta juvie meets another majorly pissed 20something year old emo goth and manages to rizz his insecure ass with natural charisma and being fair and nonjudgmental towards anyone, and they hate their dads (multiple) and listen to Pierce the Veil together or sth idk. Masato abruptly ends contact after the New Year Accident and resurfaces years later as a damn politician with a wrongly placed hate towards all yakuza (Kiryu-in-prison-limbo and Y7)

RyuDai: not really deep feelings but more like ‘oh god this fucking guy I hate him so much I can’t stop thinking about him and his huge tits’. Literally ‘I’m both intimidated and aroused’ when fighting the damn dragon. Big confused someone help his gay ass (Y2)

MineDai: quite frankly needs no explanation, but ye, undersocialized man with fucked up philosophy on life meets someone who’s… nice to him? doesn’t want anything from him? their interactions are not transactions?? GOD OF A MAN I’LL DEVOTE MY LIFE TO YOU. Meanwhile Daigo, being just over 30 years old and placed in a very stressful position almost all alone becomes smitten with this awkward dude that’s like the only person his age he can be close to in this hellhole. Textbook example of skinny love as Daigo probably kept overthinking what if he mistakes just platonic feels and loyalty for romantic affection and quite frankly wonders if a Chairman should date a subordinate. Mine probably didn’t even realize what he was feeling was love until near the end of the game or/and didn’t even attempt to make a move because he considered what he was already getting from Daigo to be more than he deserves anyway. Then cue the shooting and the rest is history yadda yadda (Y3)

all canon trust me

#gayest bitch around #also he had like no female interaction except #the hostesses (paid to be there) #sayama (literally ignored her existence and she probably thought he was a brat) #and his damn mom #that’s hysterical #like a dragon #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza #daigo dojima #yoshitaka mine #goda ryuji #masato arakawa #tatsuo shinada #minedai #masadai #ryudai #shinadai #text post #headcanons #yakuza spoilers #i guess

[riacte]

about you being the "second blog when you search up false". tumblr actually recommended me to follow False because the blog is "similiar to riacte"!

😃😭 Ohhh my God Tumblr… our blogs are not similar at all… if you ever wonder my pinned gets increasingly like “🔥🔥 ALERT ALERT SHIPPY STUFF GOES HERE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED🔥🔥” that’s why 😭😭

#that’s hysterical #get me off there I don’t even really post in her main tag!!! 😭 #adding moats and alligators to the trenches surrounding this blog #tumblr stop putting me there and instead put up the artists lol #ask box #answered

[proudfreakmetarusonniku]

furry trio but only one of them has any fur. o!tommy has feathers, o!jack comes from hell and probably isn’t made up of anything we’d recognise. even o!james is like. a fucking kenomimi if ur gonna be a weeb about it. NONE OF THEM ARE FURRIES

#that’s hysterical #tommyinnit liveblog #origins msp

[chocmarss]

I can’t believe Obi-Wan has a WWQGD, or What Would Qui-Gon Do, whenever he’s stuck on something

#that’s hysterical #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #star wars brotherhood #star wars

[mcworm]

JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?

#i was having such a rough day but i think this cured me #you dont understand how hysterical i was after watching this #homies is it gay to kiss another truck driver at a red light

[lesbianfakir]

You’re placed in a room with an animal. The door is closed and you cannot leave. The animal is completely calm and has no intent of harming you. You are in no danger unless you provoke the animal in some way.

#having a conversation about pathological fears of animal #if you put me in a room with the worlds chillest nicest chimpanzee I would be in hysteric #it’s been that way ever since age 12 #that scene in ​nope was the most validated I’ve ever felt in my life #lea off topic tag #I just want to gauge if people have specific phobias of certain animals

[acheemient]

Banana Shenanigans. Bananigans.

#the basement yard #tiktok #videos #el oh el #i love this video so much #this is hysterical #***

[six-of-cringe]

Once when I was in college I needed a picture of my fish for an assignment, but the fish lived at home so I text my brother to send me a picture and he asks "how close of a picture" and I say "pretty close" and he sends me this

#hysterics every time i see it. like all up in his fuckin business got damn!!!! #quite literally he did not understand the assignment. he wasn't messing around either #not soc #fish #close fish

[a-canceled-stamp]

"i can fix him" "i can make him worse" yeah well i can boop him

#boop #I thought this was hysterical at first but now that I’ve typed it out I feel foolish #oh well lmao #april fools #the boopening #the funny

[adhd-languages]

In the Spanish Gravity Falls dub, the “My ex-wife still misses me..but her aim is getting better!”

Is translated as “My ex-esposa todavía me quiere…¡me quiere matar!”

Roughly translating to “My ex-wife still wants me… wants me dead!”

#Being one of the first jokes I understood in Spanish I was in hysterics over this #it’s a dumb joke #it has a place en mi corazón #spanish #translation #gravity falls #it’s a bit more intense than the English one tbh #Quinn posts #100 #500 #10k

[thesherrinfordfacility]

thing is - and hear me out - if s3 does by any minute chance incorporate any suggestion of a sex scene, it is imperative for me that they commit to the bit. i need crowley to nearly topple over trying to get out of his jeans, i need aziraphale to complain that they cant do anything downstairs because that would be scandalous, and i need them to trip over going up the stairs because they keep getting distracted. i need one of them to accidentally get an elbow to the face, i need them to have a long forgotten book digging into one of their backs, and aziraphale is horrified when crowley launches it across the room, and i need there to be hard cut to whickber street having a huge power surge, lines sparking, all the power going out, and every car alarm in a 2-mile radius start screaming, i don't need it to be explicit or overly romantic but i do need it to be fucking funny

#will a sex scene happen? eh idk #if it does do i need it to be hysterical and imply that london and wider uk infrastructure goes into meltdown? absolutely #good omens

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #long tags #sorry I went apeshit in the tags #LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW #I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO #its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical #and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread #as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational #in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away #and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do #shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again #legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it #but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings #alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird #she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her #knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself #between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot #and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo #essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that #busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way #to show her she's self sabotaging #cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD

[sophfandoms53]

Striker slowly losing his sanity because no one in this damn show can take anything seriously is so funny to me im sorry😭

#when the man losing his mind is actually the most sane #it’s hysterical #like striker’s the most normal person in this show i s2g #he just wants a regular kill but they will not allow him #the poor man LMAOO #striker i am so sorry #you are surrounded by chaos #helluva boss #hb spoilers #helluva boss spoilers #helluva boss striker

[tamdrry]

Text:

Jay: Nah, I won’t kick your ass

Jay: but my sister might

Based on this post by @thevanillahorizon

#quick sketch because I kept thinking about it and laughing hysterically so I needed a visual​ #dc #batfam #dc comics #batfamily #batgirl #cassandra cain #jason todd #red hood #my art #bats

[theellipelli]

Shout out to Yanqing, 14 years old, who’s biggest threat to his career is the fact that his boss is also his dad

#the fact that yanqing isn’t in any of the story #post boss fight #was because jing yuan put him in timeout and grounded him #is hysterical to me #your honour they are father and son #yanqing #Jing yuan #imbibitor lunae #Dan heng #hsr #honkai star rail #art #fanart #digital art #comic

[erzvolnes]

adding this to my growing collection of favourite astarion lines

#I like to reload all his cutscenes and choose every option and his reactions when tav says something insane are always hysterical #bg3 #astarion